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Unofficial account for the Fenstanton FC men’s. Bunch of idiots & an ambarresment to the Cambs league & local football - Adrian Hayward 2/9/21

Fenstanton, England
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Oh my! This is class! The pressure is on! Love it Beppe!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Playing well below your level. Pumping teams, scoring loads. It’s the equivalent of big tits on a fat bird, or a six pack on a skinny lad. It’s doesn’t count for much.
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
10 months
Wimblington (A)
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
People saying that grassroots football being postponed is bad for their mental health.. They’ve obviously not had some of the refs we’ve had this season - now that is bad for your mental health 😑💀
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
11 months
Before we do our normal piss take tweet, we would firstly like to say how strong the @OverSports_FC family is after their sad news and mostly how strong Billy is for wanting to play today. 🖤🤍
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Our semi is now a full on boner! A superb second half sees us roll @RangersHartford over 3-1 after being 1-0 down at HT. Goals from @liamg92official x2 & @Josh_heaford @shukes__ can you let Freddy Francis out of your pocket for wee later, he’s been in there all afternoon UTF
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Hi @goddyroversres I hope you guys are staying home... or is your pitch waterlogged? Banter. Stay safe blokes
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Around 50 members that weren’t good enough to play football at school. #eggchasers #pissdrinkers
Around 50 members at @StIvesRugby this evening for training - A fantastic turn out 👍🏻🏉 @Max_Dominy #SupportingOurLocalClubs #localrugby
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Cooorr, you’ve chunked at our tweet haven’t you @RangersHartford .. wasn’t really aimed at you lot, just a general passing comment about a number players in the cambs leagues... paranoia must be rife in Huntingdon 🥰
@RangersHartford
Hartford Rangers
4 years
Aston Villa playing well below their level, pumping teams, scoring loads. It’s the equivalent of big tits on a fat bird or a six pack on a skinny lad. It doesn’t count for much
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Update on fine situation @CambsFA have cancelled them 😀
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
Senior B baby. After 700 years in 1B we’ve finally escaped
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
The last game of the decade vs @goddyroversres is off. The pitch is slightly wet in patches. The good news is that Oscars Dad can take Oscar down the 3G for a play & a go on the swings. Now feet up, relax.. and let’s go to the pub with Nan Have a Merry Fenny Christmas
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
We host @W96_res in the cage of dreams as we look to continue our fine form. A few lads still under the weather from drinking cocked pints. 1 missing as he is taking his Mrs to Peterborough for her birthday - he obviously doesn’t like her very much as Peterborough is a shithole
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
8 months
A huge win for the boys against high flying @MarchTownFC Res 4-2 in a pretty pink kit. @OllRiley_ got us underway, @shukes__ with a header after good work from 🐟, grandad @S_W_hastings with a goal on his 53rd bday, before @benhally07 sealed it. 4 in the pink, 2 in the stink
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
As the bear cage has sadly been left open, and they’ve been released back into the wild, we’ve managed to catch a few. A new face in Jack Cleghorn. A regular return in Salv Merola & then a Cambs league Ronaldo style return for our all time leading scorer Josh Turner MOWXFEN 🤝
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
3-1 win today vs @OverSports_FC res. 1-0 at HT but turned the screw 2nd half. Goals from @beza_88 @benhally07 & a peach of a free kick from @sebhall70 The outdoor centres best ever takings behind the bar Even Jeffery Dahmer came and cheered on the lads Fantastic day
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
So the season is wrapped up with a 4-2 win against @W96_res with our team drawn out if a hat. Goals from @shukes__ x2 @benhally07 & a collectors item from @Streetaldinho This photo was taken at half time
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
@NoContextHearn
No Context Hearn
5 years
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
We finally bloody win! 4-3 vs @goddyroversres Goals from @BenHall93382017 x2 @sebhall70 & a first for @91KReeves put us 4-0 up, and it should of been about 8 to be fair. @lgreen881 saving a pen on debut, before Goddy rallied to make things spicy 🌶
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Merry Christmas Brammo, glad to see you’ve been in the Christmas spirit all season by giving away points as gifts. Looking forward to having your pants down (again) in the summer
@FCBrampton
Brampton FC
3 years
Our friends in the club, outside the club, our volunteers (their volunteers) in fact, anyone who loves the game, we wish you all a FANTASTIC Christmas, we will be back in the new year (if the @CambsFA allow it) so party, isolate, party !! love you all (except @UnofficialFenny )
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
First game of 2022 and it’s juicy one - @HemUtdFC Res at home, with the keys to the Music Box up for grabs A couple of players missing for Fenny. Not sure if Hemingford have big Dan Davidson playing, hopefully he’s too busy flogging shit on Facebook Marketplace KO 2pm
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
11 months
We win. We actually win a game. 4-1 away against @WestWrattingFC Res Goals from @liamg92official x3 - all screamers & a @benhally07 tap in Even got @S_W_hastings out of the old people home for a run out
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
2-0 win against a good @W96_res side. Very ugly win, but we done enough to get her back in the taxi and into bed, although we had thumb in a softy. But 3 points is 3 points Goals from @benhally07 (p) & @liamg92official Clean sheets by day Dirty sheets by night
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Hunts junior cup final v @PRFC_TheLions Tonight 7.45pm @ @WarboysTownFC Sexy new kit! Both teams with suspended players Sleet forecasted They have a bar
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
It’s Saturday, Res have an 184 mile round trip to the arse end of Bury St Edmunds. Big Mick has had a semi all morning, and Malley has been desperately been trying to pritt-stick down his Barnet to hide the receding hairline incase it’s windy in West Row! It’s good to be back!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
What rules have been bent? We didn’t think this lawless cup had any rules?
@CambsLeague
Cambs County League
3 years
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Tomorrow we face @ElyCityA at the Demcom Stadium. We are also supporting the #RainbowLaces campaign, captain @S_W_hastings is wearing the 🌈band. Striker Dean Butcher is a huge supporter of all things LGBT, his DVD collection indicates lesbians are his favourites. Rainbow Nan
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Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
Fold Fenny - Many have tried, many have failed. We are the bollocks. DJ Sausage, carry on fiddling with knobs - only MCs can get vocal
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
With todays game being called off, and the @HuntsFA not doing programmes for this years final. The Admin has a bit of time on his hands today, so will publish the player profiles on here….
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Tomorrow we host @OutwellSwiftsFC It will be a tough game against a good side! Can’t tweet to much about Outwell as the banter got reported by some snowflakes & 2 of our ‘staff’ have received an FA charge over it! The snowflakes are remainers & labour supporters KO - 3pm
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Confirmed @HuntsFA Junior Cup final Date - 14th March 2023 Opposition - @PRFC_TheLions Venue - @WarboysTownFC Question - Who wants some?
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Bit of transfer news this week. Harry Merola - sorry Taylor has left one relegation battle to join another one for @GamlingayUnited where he links up with his ex clipboard coach, who previously managed Haz for a very brief spell at @OverSports_FC Res last year Best of luck Harry
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Tomorrow we welcome @goddyroversres To Hall Green Weathers has been terrible - rained a lot recently. This will be a new experience for Goddy as they have never played a game in the rain, after calling off every match between September & when the Rona came along KO is at 3pm
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
8 months
Hey @MarchTownFC @LintonGrantaFC have been naughty boys. And rumour from big Phil’s house is that they are getting all of their results since Jan wiped Can we coach share with you for the cup final? Suit ironed. Fenny Firm reassembled
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
No game for us today, we were due to play @FcBuckden but the game has been moved for some reason. Our ressies take on @HemUtdFC A at the Pav (they have a bar) so how about coming down to cheer them on against a team with a geezer who has a Boris Johnson barnet
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Who likes a juicy semi? @RangersHartford do you like a good semi? Because that’s exactly what we’ve got today! Hunts cup SF at Hinchinbrooke 3G - 1.30 KO Toughest game of the season so far, with Hartford bang in form & scoring loads Who’s semi will turn to a full bone?
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
It’s El Classico this Saturday as we head to @houghtonwytonfc which actually means something for the first time in a few years! H&W are on the up with Miltz and Lloydy in the dugout. Nan is coming along and hoping for another fumble in 3JBs toilets with @Stevejeffs21 ✊🏻💦
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
Tonight we travel to 1B elect @wimblington_fc in our second league game. Both games last season were as tight as Fennys purse strings (unlike Wimbos 💰) It’s an evening kick off so who Knowles what will happen. (Hoping to get some commission for this tweet) 6.15 KO in Wimbo
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
The main thing is we got to see just how stiff @S_W_hastings is for one last time as he has officially retired from Saturday football. Poor old Sammy is now going to have to hide the bananas & watch double drop Guinness on Saturday. It’s been a pleasure having you at fenny Twos
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
Today outs season draws to an end as your 3rd place heroes travel to @W96_res in a bit a draw names out of a hat line up. Even thought results suggest we have done this since February! Congrats to @wimblington_fc & @OverSports_FC on promotion and a run of form that was unreal
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
2 things fell in today’s 2-1 loss to @OverSports_FC Res. Aeroplanes in the first half with all the ‘offside’ flagging & the red mist in the second half. Both teams had silly boys on the pitch and Over had a silly boy in the dug out. Embarrassing behaviour in a friendly
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
It’s 10 unbeaten for the boys after todays 5-0 win vs Gt Paxton Not bad considering half the team was hanging and lord nine inch was poorly. Goals from @benhally07 @beza_88 & a hat trick from king @91KReeves on his first game back
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
11 months
First gear Fenny squeeze past @SwavOfficial on pens after playing turd all game. @sebhall70 & crowd favourite @shukes__ with ‘the shits’ goals in a 2-2 draw. @lgreen881 was the hero for Fen, with Fenny wannabe Archie’s arsehole falling out when he had the chance to win it
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Looking for players. But must be a certain criteria. Must like bobbly pitches & drinking DM us if that sounds like you!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
As @squeezefootball is running plenty of polls, we thought we would run our own. Who is your favourite member of Blue? @simonwebbe1 @OfficialLeeRyan @AntonyCosta @MrDuncanJames and please comment your reason why you chose them #AllRise #OneLove
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Local darbs vs @HemUtdFC reserves tomorrow. A true Music Box El Classico. Will the hard months of graft - us slicing the balls on to their training pitch every 10mins pay off? We will find out tomorrow. Kick off is a 2pm
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
It the Creaking weekend!! We travel to Wisbech this Saturday to face @AFCWalpole in the Creake Charity Shield. 1.45 KO This is being played at a college, but luckily the pitch more than 100 yards from the school, so the lads on the register can play! Nans not a nonce!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 months
We’re back but following the res this year as Senior B put too many miles of the ford fiesta. Big @NickMil41701834 is cooking whilst looking like Dahmer. A good old skulling of @SwavOfficial res this afternoon. 5-1 But friendlies are like big tits on a fat bird - don’t count
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
3-0 down inside 15 mins from a cross and 2 pens against bottom of the league. I know what you’re all thinking ‘that’s proper fenny’ But some bollocks were found, 3-3 at half time, before a last minute winner. 4-3 Goals from Alpha @OllRiley_ x2 Fat striker @liamg92official x2
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
On to the semis we go! 1-1 draw vs @cottenham_fc 4-2 on pens. 1-0 at half time after we missed 4 glorious chances, Cottenham scored a screamer. Dominated the second half a deservedly grabbed an equaliser through @liamg92official 2 saves from @lgreen881 in the shootout UTF
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
A big happy 40th birthday to the man behind the big weapon on our profile picture - @S_W_hastings A Two Touch XI took on Hemingford vets yesterday. Not sure what the score was, all I know is Twos couldn’t finish his dinner, even if he was starving! Happy birthday Twos!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Big big win for the fenny helmets 2-1 vs a solid @AlconburyFC1902 side Both goals from @OllRiley_ In other news @shukes__ asked his lady friend to be his girlfriend 🥺💍
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
The kit man is finally washing the kit from our last game (19th December 2020) It’s still ringing wet from all them @HemUtdFC Res tears #DavidHayyyynessssss
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
7 months
WE ARE MASSIVE 2-0 win against @cottenham_fc Goals from @OllRiley_ and @shukes__ Considering we’ve been dog shit all season, we may actually stay up after rising like the undertaker in the last 3 weeks
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
BRAMPTON IS YELLOW!! Brampton 1-3 Fenstanton Fenny continue their hoodoo over Brammo with a great win against last seasons champions. Goals coming from @BailsParr11 (P), @BenHall93382017 @beza_88 ‘chipping’ in. Good luck to @FCBrampton in next seasons Senior B campaign
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
The Music Box is Yellow! In a proper ding dong, Fen deservedly beat @HemUtdFC Res 4-3 @Elliott_B_ scored from a different postcode, and @butch31lfc doubled the lead. Big Kenny put us 3-1 up, 2 Hem goals looked to of stole a draw. But a 16 year David Haynes screamer made it 4-3
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
HORSE COCK HAT TRICK! We absolutely batter @benwickfc 6-0 after finally looking like a team for only the second time this season! Goals from @OllRiley_ ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @91KReeves ⚽️ @benhally07 ⚽️ @SalvMerola ⚽️ The 3G ghosts laid to rest.
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
1 year
We win our first game of the season against a decent @SawstonRoversFC with @sebhall70 scoring our goal with 5 to go. Certainly not a classic, boring game. 0-0 written all over it before our goal. Decent boozer with a naughty boy in the corner
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Fuckkk. Nan had a table booked at The Black Rock.... well I think she said ‘Black Rock’ - she mentioned something about massive portions of meat that melt in her mouth. Im guessing she meant steak..
@AlconburyFC1902
Alconbury FC
5 years
Tomorrow’s game at home to @fenstantonfc has been called off as the pitch is waterlogged #UTB 🔴🔵
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Oooof what a big win for us. 2-1 vs @BuckdenFC 1st vs 2nd Both goals from @OllRiley_ with Alphas second one being an absolute thunderbastard! Average first half, and miles better 2nd half. Buckden couldn’t answer the intensity UTF
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
11 months
Christ. Do you want some chips with that salt. You didn’t have a shot inside our 18 yard box. But it’s the refs fault. Don’t buy shit wheel out goals, score your pens.. but ultimately beat us when we are playing shite
@SwavOfficial
Swavesey Institute FC
11 months
💙full time💙 Great game for the spectators! Unfortunately we’ve been beaten on pens! The boys battled hard all game, but our opponents were there to match us all the way. The ref was today and we didn’t have enough to beat 12 men! We go again next week! #UpTheSwavo
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Another weekend Another win Another @OllRiley_ hatty We beat @EynesburyRovers res 4-1 Big credit to the Eynesbury, as the scoreline flattered us and they had some good young players. Shout out to young Reece Parr who scored his first goal, and was shagging the night before.
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Tomorrow we have a tough tie against @GShelfordFC Res in the Cup. The pitch has made a recovery after last weeks shit show. 1 end will look like Hunstanton beach, Sandy and full of dog shit. Kick off is at 1.45 @chrisgethins is sharpening his studs Tell your nan
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Enough said. Big game 18.15 KO
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Big shout out to Chatteris for coming down the boozer after! One thing that we can take from this season. We are very inconsistent on the pitch but off of the pitch we are the best drinkers going Win or lose on the booze If we draw, we will drink some more 2021/22 out 🍺🎤
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Fair play @EmmaRaducanu At 18 most of our team were going to the LEL, drinking WKD blues, wearing Ben Sherman, stinking of Joop and having 8 wanks a day in their parents spare room. You’ve just won the #USOpen
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
11 months
3-2 win vs @OverSports_FC after being 2-0 down and being shite for 20mins @beza_88 the 🐢with the first, @benhally07 with the equaliser. Then @_BrandonHaynes showed brother younger Ryan that he his the king and asked them to bring him head of David next time for a real challenge
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Five star Fenny get the first win ok the board. A dominant performance see us come away 5-1 winners vs @OverSports_FC Res. @benhally07 x2, @OllRiley_ @SalvMerola & a 50 yarder from @beza_88 Solid for the boys and Ballsy now has fanny on the back of his head.
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
We are taking requests for friendlies. Same rules as tinder for us! No under 16s ❌ No Russian catfish ❌ Occupation - full time mummies❌ Within 35 miles ✅ Can travel or accom ✅ Enjoys romantic evenings ✅ Hot Saturdays ✅ Communial showers ✅ Slide into our DMs
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
@squeezefootball Lad with the chin upfront for @OutwellSwiftsFC scored 2 and was relentless all game
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
7 months
The first time was so nice…. We had to do it twice. Fenny 5-0 @SwavOfficial @SwavOfficial 0-4 To back to back wins for the Fenny. Goals from @OllRiley_ X4 @beza_88 @SalvMerola @Streetaldinho @benhally07 & Jack Cleghorn. These wins mean we can’t finish bottom & Swavo do
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
A lovely little jaunt over to @WestWrattingFC Res this evening. Good club, good bunch of fellas, like a beer, had the tunes blaring. Shame the ref was a rare breed. See you next season 🤝 4-3 win. Goals from Greef, Olly x2 & and OG
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Merry Christmas to all the teams in the area and all the people we’ve made cry this year Christmas number ones!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Old is gold. 8 missing Bare bones FC win 1-0 away at @benwickfc in a game we would of lost last year. The back 4 had a combined age of 138 @sebhall70 with the goal. Big turn out down the Three Tuns in Doddington after Speedy recovery to @Htaylor18Taylor
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
The triple crown completed over Lt Paxton with an 8-0 win. Goals from Big Alpha @OllRiley_ x3 Thirsty Hally @benhally07 x3 Top shagger @Parr1Reece Captain holiday @Josh_heaford Could have been more
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Today we travel to @houghtonwytonfc for a friendly. Our plan to host a festival at Crystal lakes might of backfired as both teams are missing players. Both teams still have the old guard playing. As the Smooth FM aren’t at the festival KO is at 2pm Jeffsy buying the beers
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
10 months
A 2-2 draw with @SawstonRoversFC for the first team today. 2-0 down again, but we clawed it back to 2-2 in the second half with goals from @samcoulsonmagic & @beza_88 Another 5 🟨 keeps us firmly in pole position in the disciplinary charts in Senior B
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Big congrats to @FCBrampton & @houghtonwytonfc on 1 & 2 in 1B It’s a shame our arsehole fell out after Christmas. I’m sure our paths will cross again Big love to the @AFCWalpole & @OutwellSwiftsFC on promotion. Make sure the Angel and the Crown have plenty of Guinness in!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
BRAMPTON IS STILL YELLOW! @FCBrampton 0-3 Fenny. A delightfully Baltic evening saw us beat Senior B royalty on their own turf - for the second year running. A brace from big corey @Josh_heaford and a late clincher from @beza_88 done the damage! Thanks & good luck to Brammo
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Our captain Two Touch must of predicted this, as he has been wearing a gimp mask in the bedroom for years
@Cambslive
Cambridgeshire Live
4 years
Experts have warned having sex could spread the virus - so masks should be warn during the act...
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Fenny host recently promoted old foes @houghtonwytonfc tomorrow morning. A few players missing but a couple returning - standard pre season stuff. Kick off is at 11am as it’s scorching. Everyone - Remember water Gingers - Remember that factor 50
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
And big ups to the @fenstanton_firm who made the long trip to watch the boys. Also a shout out to a couple of Swavo lads who turned up last night… something they failed to do on Wednesday night
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Quarter finals baby! We travel to a side bang in form and a side who are right up there in 1A - @cottenham_fc Cottenham also have former fenny hero @dribbler_ in goal, who would love to give us a good ‘Seal-ing too’ Hopefully alphas recovered from alpha duties! 13.45 KO
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Tomorrow is the box derby vs @HemUtdFC who currently hold the keys after the covid cup pumping. We’ve recruited the king of the Music Box @TurnerJosh on our quest for glory. Sadly @S_W_hastings is at the Dereham invitational surfing championships KO is 3pm at the Pav
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
You’re playing a betting homosexual this Saturday?! No mate! We are playing Gamlingay Res! After a unexpected weekend on the piss, we are back in league action at home to @GamlingayUnited in the last 3pm KO of 2019. Nan is putting her bets on
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
A good 5-0 win for the boys today be Gt Paxton in the Hunts Cup Paxton had chips before the game at 2pm. Fenny had cigars in our mouths at 3.30pm Paxton also didn’t pay your bar bill, so our gaffer paid it - cheers boys Goals from @OllRiley_ x3 & @sebhall70
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
In the 9 team mini league which is now 1B we travel to @MarchTownFC A for our 3rd and final meeting. A couple of contrasting performance from both teams in the 2 games. Like pulling in Bangkok - who knows what the result will be? KO is 2pm at some place called Estover
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Tomorrow we face @eatonsoconfc reserves in an away game but at our pitch. Eaton Res play a couple of leagues above but are playing the tournament how it should be played. Ringer free and with a barebone squad 🤝 Kick off is at 6.15 #WakeMeUpWhenSeptemberComes
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
A lovely little bounce back win! 2-0 away at a decent @ChatterisTownFC side Guinness on tap, and sarnies put on after the game! Good little set up over there! @liamg92official with both the goals, before he lost his shooting boots in the second half!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
This is the entrance to the famous Hall Green Lane, the moistness obviously hasn’t dried out from last weeks exciting game!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Like bloody buses! Up the Barry
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
Game called off as the underfloor heating failed at the cage. We head into 2023, dropping only 6 points and not losing a game. Top of the table and a throbbing semi to look forward too
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
2 years
@wimblington_fc Christ @benwickfc defenders, are you on the payroll 🤣🤣
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Fenny travel to @SwavOfficial this Saturday in a match where the winner gets to claim owenership Fen Drayton. Yes you have a big services.... but do you have a @SUBWAY - No Swavo have improved a lot in recent weeks so will be a tough game Nans going for a footlong!
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
4 years
Roses are Red Brampton is Yellow When we beat them pre season They were feeling quite mellow Happy Valentine’s Day @FCBrampton
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
5 years
Mead & Plant division 1B 2019/20
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@UnofficialFenny
Fenstanton FC (unofficial)
3 years
Tomorrow we welcome @OverSports_FC Res to HGL as we look to build on last weeks point. Over have a couple of ex Fenny players and none other than moody mirror selfie taker - Harry Taylor, We never seem to well against Over & it’s usually quite spicy 🌶
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