Uncle Gary 🐮
@Unclegary9
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Just a guy that builds stuff and hangs out with a cow. Antifa AF, Oh ya, I cuss a bit. 🎶 #Biglove 💙🇺🇦
North East Oregon
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I stand by my statement. How much is enough.
I think we are looking at the assault rifle problem wrong. They talk about the right to own them, ok buy all you want.
Ban .223 and 5.56 ammunition. The Constitution doesn't say a fucking word about bullets.
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Still no tomatoes, I am starting to think that traveling seed salesman might have lied to me.
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What if I told you that I watched the first Star Wars movie when it first came out. I didn't like it and never watched any of the others.
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What was your first grade lunch box?
Mine: Land of the Giants.
(late 60s tv)
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Would you all PLEASE wish my BFF Susan a Happy 75th birthday. Show some Twitter love
Pls RT.
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I think we are looking at the assault rifle problem wrong. They talk about the right to own them, ok buy all you want.
Ban .223 and 5.56 ammunition. The Constitution doesn't say a fucking word about bullets.
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No, I have to shampoo my cow that night. 🐮
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Join me in pouring one out for another good man gone.
A 2 tour Vietnam Veteran.
A truck diver that kept y'all fed
Dude loved fast Pontiacs, Good beer, and was a good husband.
And my friend.
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BREAKING NEWS: Pornhub has now deleted Donald Trumps account.
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Rip Brother 10-28-1959 - 9-2-2022
"Today is a good day to die" 💙💔
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The Oklahoma state Legislature passed a bill that made it legal to drive through crowds of protesters.
My question is: At what point do we declare the Republican party a terrorist organization?
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I have a serous question for those of you that live in the city or deal with the public.
How do you do it without facing assault charges? 😕😤
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Oregon it's your turn.
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Georgia, VOTE VOTE VOTE
You have the power to shape the future of the country.
What can we do to help?
#ONEV1
GEORGIA: Voting by mail is a great option to make your voice heard in the January 5 Senate runoff election. You can request your ballot TODAY. Go to . Happy voting! 🍑🗳
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4:15 am thoughts: Today might just be the day that fuckin rooster gets it. 🐓🔪
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I just de-wormed my horse with Ivermectin. I'm thinking his piss must be worth a fortune to the Q crowd. 🐴
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The Rednecks are gonna go crazy thinking the world is ending.
Gov. Sanders declares state of emergency ahead of eclipse
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If you ever want to rattle a Deputy Sherrif take a picture of his patrol car parked in a handicap space. he was Big Mad.
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I walk by this pig every day. he just really wants to be a cow, and they let him. Be who you want to be. ♡
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Just got a new bull for the girls. What should we name him?
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As we approach the silly season Please check on that friend or neighbor. To make sure they are ok. Don't just accept "I'm fine", take a little time to talk to them. We never really know what someone is going through. You may just save a life.
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Did you ever think of selling everything you own and just buy a sailboat? Cuz today I'm doin the math.
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Paint and polish is done. now we can finish putting the 49 together.
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Half of the state is on fire, The air is at hazardous levels and the hospitals are above capacity levels. Just a great fuckin day here in Oregon.
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The lady reviewing my paperwork today: You don't look native American
Me: I am sorry I forgot my feather.
Bish
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If you see this, post a random pic from your phone with no explanation.
If you see this, post a random pic from your phone with no explanation.
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I'm thinking of starting a new account, no news, no political stuff. Kinda like a vacation account, jokes, cows, cats, funny memes. Because this one I've created becomes overwhelming sometimes. I'm not leaving this one.
Opinions??
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So when Joe walks back into the White house, do you think his first words will be...
What in the fuck have you done to this place?
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It's 5:00, My birthday and the bar is open. All bets are off. I might get a little sideways. 🍻
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Hey Y'all, see that ballot that you haven't filled out yet? Fill it out and drop it off, or Tilley is gonna come over and poop on your lawn.
#VOTE
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Have Y'all seen all of the Republican outrage for Trumps anti-Semitic rant.
Yeah me neither.
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When I was in college, I worked as an emergency room orderly. I worked at OHSU in Portland, I have seen some large scale events. The stuff I have seen recently is unsustainable.
WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK!!!
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Ya know I love y'all, but some of ya need to lighten the fuck up. All of that extra bullshit just ain't healthy.
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🚨🚨Attention🚨🚨
Did I get your attention???
My first Twitter friend
@QuipBoy
(Gad Fly) is BACK!! his account was hacked a year ago. He's funny as hell please give him a follow!!
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I am going to donate 300 dollars. Do I give it to a charity, or hand twenty dollars to 15 random people that I think could use it.
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I got to drive our new tractor today. It has turn signals. Where did they think I was gonna use this thing?
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My hats off to you city dwellers that go through life without a murder rap, or at least an assault charge.
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Warning: If I walk into the Circle K and see a grown ass man screaming homophobic slurs at the 18 year old kid behind the counter. I will drag his ass out the front door and throw him out into the parking lot like a moldy bale of hay.
#AintHavingIt
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@SHEsus__Christ
I walked out of Church when the pastor said that AIDS was god punishing gay people. I haven't set foot in a church since.
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What the hell is going on? The porn bots and bit coin bros are out thicker that ever tonight.
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I spent the day getting the 28 ready for the road. What did you do.
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Federal takeover??? Isn't that why he's going to prison... I mean court???
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PSA:
If you're gonna unfollow me as least have the courtesy to soft block me. I ain't in your fucking fan club.
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@RebrandingBill
@swissmistress
😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 you failed biology didn't you. And I gotta know... Have you ever actually touched a vagina?
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Rescue Cat: $30
Cat stuff: $120
Cat vet: $248
Cat giving a fuck $0
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Public money belongs in public schools, pass it on.
Public money belongs in public schools, pass it on.
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I joined Twitter just tell Tfg to fuck off, I'm staying for the same reason. I will not run, and I will not hide.
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Fuck Rudy
@RudyGiuliani
This is a test. The first time I did this I got an instant 3 days in Twitmo.
Fuck
@RudyGiuliani
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@lizlibra1009
I once walked into an apartment that I thought was my brothers. I sat down on the couch. Only to look up to see the confused faces of a elderly couple.
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It smells like a skunk pooped a Christmas tree in my house right now.
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To the person that survived Covid and donated plasma. Thank You from the bottom of my heart. You probably saved my Dads life. ❤❤
#Biglove
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To y'all that keep going on about how much you love winter:
Kindly fuck off.
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