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Chief Edozie
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What God's got coming is bigger than what I expect.
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Chief Edozie
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She'carri lost but this guy won
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The best use of this trend that I've seen so far.
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Chief Edozie
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If she was alive and ran for election they'd have remembered she's igbo
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Nillionaire 🇳🇬🇺🇲
10 months
My hero❤️🇳🇬
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I just saw the wildest thing. Two men shot a guy twice, took his chain and got on a bike. 4pm on Adeniran Ogunsanya. It was so routine.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
This man caused suffering for our parents, Then came back and caused suffering for us. The greatest curse on Nigeria.
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Chief Edozie
4 years
"if men weren't on this app I'll be posting pictures freely".
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Chief Edozie
1 year
Happy birthday bro. You're not the smartest, neither are you the most handsome to look at, you even fuck up a lot, but we choose to bear you. Have a good one bro and more years ahead.
@Solomon_Buchi
Solomon Buchi
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This is 28 God has moulded the ashes of my past into groundbreaking pieces. Everything, every decision, every success, every occurrence has been His mighty orchestration because fate has nothing on the Providence I know. This is the summation of what I see for myself as I turn
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Chief Edozie
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165 million is 110k dollars. It's crazy, if dollar remained the same since 2015 it'll have been 16.5 million. And no, I'm not reaching, people enjoyed that economic reality back then.
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Lamarr
8 months
2021 Mercedes Benz S500 4matic now available 🏷️: 165 million naira Contact for details 📥
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Chief Edozie
5 years
God even if it's 5 aside, I will watch.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Yemi Osinbajo was Attorney General of Lagos State from 1999 to 2007. Many people (including me until yesterday) don't know this. He has no white to be stained, he is pure black.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Nobody should ask me anything.
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Hi I’m Solomon
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There is a part of me that wants to know every non conventional person that makes y’all Horny
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Peter Obi is 61 with an openly clean record, but Nigerians want to "is not a Saint" him to death and its making me wonder if Nigerians are actually good people, because how is the idea of a person not being a criminal so impossible for you?
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Why didn't I see this trend? We're only here for the violence?
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Chief Edozie
7 years
£222M and £515,000 per week. I don't blame Neymar. If it's me I won't even tell anybody you guys would just see me in PSG training.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Over hyped league, all 4 teams qualified, 3 topped their UCL group. Technical league, only 1 qualified, 1 finished last in the group.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
Madrid fans can't support Ronaldo because of Pep, Barca fans can't support Pep because of Ronaldo.
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Chief Edozie
6 years
Chelsea sold Costa to buy Morata. If you want to laugh more, they sold Matic to buy Bakayoko Transfer Kevin harts 😂
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Chief Edozie
7 years
So here's a story I saw on a friend's status tonight. Worth the read. Part 1.
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Chief Edozie
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He was tied to a bed and stabbed. Then TV stations were doubly flooded with campaign jingles of Fashola. He won and started building roads so we forgot about it, but we were never for one moment ignorant of what happened.
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Chief Edozie
1 year
This should be a case study. Foreign Women insulted Nigerian women, Nigerian men back Nigerian women and insulted the foreign women. Foreign woman post a message sent by a Nigerian, Nigerians assume it's a man and start insulting Nigerian men. Meanwhile it's a Nigerian woman.
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Bassa Babe 💗
1 year
Y’all are so bush and classless. Wasting your last data to text me
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Chief Edozie
6 years
Cee C's parents saw her character when she was a kid and instead of addressing it they said "ehen, talkative, this one will read law".
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Chief Edozie
7 years
What if my talent is ice skating or cricket but I'm in Nigeria
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Chief Edozie
2 years
The most boring UCL final wasn't played by Mourinho or Simeone who unfairly get that tag a lot. It was hipster favourites; Klopp and Pochettino.
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Chief Edozie
8 years
The former British PM once said "If the amount of money stolen in Nigeria was stolen in the UK, there would be no UK". I understand now
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Chief Edozie
7 years
I just found out my crush has been telling her friends she can't ever date a Christian. As-salamu aleykum brothers and sisters. My name is Sam but you can call me Samad
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Chief Edozie
8 months
6.5m for a car that was made 21 years ago and the best feature was car radio.
@Auto_poacher
AutomobilPoacher
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2003 TOYOTA CAMRY XLE PRICE: 6.5M
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Chief Edozie
3 years
My dad died this morning. He's gone to rest.
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Chief Edozie
7 years
Nigerian and Ghanaian Jollof always fighting. Fried rice:
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Wahala for Pastor Chris
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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China sends world's first 6G test satellite into orbit The new technology is expected to be 100 times faster than 5G
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Chief Edozie
7 years
Part 2.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
Carl Anka asked Ole about tactics, this was his answer 😭
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Chief Edozie
7 years
When Nigerians go to another country to study. "is this your exam?"
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Chief Edozie
5 years
Messi has played 136 times for Argentina and scored 68 times. Ronaldo has played 160 times for Portugal and scored 93 times. Messi has a goal ratio of 2, Ronaldo has a goal ratio of 1.7. Who writes these narratives that Ronaldo performs better for his national team than Messi?
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Chief Edozie
10 months
To save you from reading all this rubbish, he said Nigeria is Gotham, if you can't survive get out, and then he and some fools are smiling in the comments.
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Ayọ̀wándé Adálémọ 🇳🇬
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You see, this thing called entrepreneurship is not just about books alone. Not SWOT, not MRR, ARR, etc. He simply didn't understand the industry he chose and who the power brokers are. He saw NURTW as louts and a threat instead of collaborators or competitors. Either view would
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Chief Edozie
8 years
When she's fine AF but she ain't intellectually bright so you're trying to figure out if your intelligence would be enough for your children
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Chief Edozie
9 years
They made Sunday evenings lit 😂
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Twyse is an idiot for this performance 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Part 1.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Remember when Messi ran past Australian players and Ronaldo fans were trying to sell us talk that they were farmers? He ran past Gvardiol today 😂
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Chief Edozie
10 months
"I'm sad I have to marry one of these Nigerian men" Nigerian women:
@iiideraoluwa
ideraoluwa
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Enjoyed camp because of my camp “boyfriend” I didn’t spend shi shi 😂😂 blocked him after camp✋🏿✋🏿
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Chief Edozie
8 years
The world is a small place but I've not ran into Beyonce, Bill Gates or even Dangote
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Chief Edozie
5 years
Lukaku ladies and gentlemen
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Chief Edozie
8 years
When you RT a Tweet but then you want to quote it so you have to unRT then quote and then RT again. Too much stress.
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Chief Edozie
8 years
Ghanaians are mad that Runtown won an award over Mr Eazi. Both artistes are Nigerians. 😂
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Chief Edozie
8 months
@confide____ There were beautiful cars in 2015
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Chief Edozie
4 years
This man won at life.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
You actually don't need to look 24 when you're 50. Looking 50 doesn't mean your life is bad.
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Chief Edozie
1 month
@Lyrndah He was coughing up blood as I passed.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
@michkol1 And here in lies your problem, you think it's a business. Lol
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Chief Edozie
2 years
@kittyDuncannon @juxxxtpeachy @Dreadful4Tymes I like the way you're not bothering to argue 😂
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Mourinho is the only coach who's supposed to take a team at 13th, without an away win for 10 months, up to top 4, else he's finished.
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Chief Edozie
1 year
Oscar award for clowning goes to
@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
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Who has that one boondocks video
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Meanwhile Nigerians make excuse for the Vice President because despite being connected with the worst democratic regime we've ever had, he doesn't look bad and can make a legible statement
@MeghUpdates
Megh Updates 🚨™
2 years
❗️Farmers Throw Eggs at Poland's Deputy PM for Putting Ukraine's Needs First and Making Countrymen Suffer.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
Coca Cola CEO logging in to twitter
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Chief Edozie
7 years
Just carry the course 😂
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Chief Edozie
2 years
@Mbahdeyforyou He de find me too. One day we go jam.
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Chief Edozie
8 years
After meeting a new guy. Me: So which team do you support Guy: I don't watch football Me:📷
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Chief Edozie
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OK. The full meaning of NEWSPAPER is North East West South Past and Present Events and Records. 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
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Chief Edozie
2 years
If you do mistake swipe your screen this man go fall.
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
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God willing, Asiwaju is the next President!
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Chief Edozie
6 years
Manchester United, 13 points, 8th on the table. Real Madrid, 14 points, 2nd on the table. La Liga teams might win all the champions leagues they want and that league would still be child's play.
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Chief Edozie
7 years
While you're here, please pray for cancer patients around the world and try to help those around you. 🙏
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Chief Edozie
8 months
@Ahmedmaha3 Find a book or just stop trying
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Chief Edozie
8 years
Even the guy doing subtitles was like..
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Chief Edozie
3 years
If Ronaldo scores that Messi goal his fans would push it for Balon D'or.
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Chief Edozie
1 month
@EbenezarWikina I hate this
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Chief Edozie
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Chief Edozie
5 years
Beyonce and Wizkid saved my TL from big brother noise since yesterday. God bless you people.
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Can't remember a tweet from Sega talking about someone he helped in a bad light. If there's one I'll like to see it.
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Chief Edozie
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@Chukwuka___ Right fucking now. Bro
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Chief Edozie
5 years
Sadio Mane has been better than Ronaldo both club wise and internationally but he's black and doesn't model boxers
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Chief Edozie
5 years
Bale scoring 2 goals and then remembering Zidane is the coach and there shouldn't be peace for the wicked
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Chief Edozie
8 months
@Ziddy_Keel @abujarides I begging you to try, use your brain
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Chief Edozie
3 years
@onyinyee_n @RapidMax01 @MaziLupin That's another reason why it's so important to raise good kids, so they don't go around thinking their own ideas is what other people must follow.
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Chief Edozie
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Chief Edozie
7 years
Missing Nigeria from the abroad. A concept, a dream.
@wizkidayo
Wizkid
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I miss Lagos....
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Chief Edozie
1 year
From the tribe that brought us Achebe and Adichie
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@IgboHistoFacts
IGBO History & Facts
1 year
Dear Igbo Men, please bless us with JPEGs
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Chief Edozie
8 months
Some people find this economics hard to understand A university professor earning 400k in 2015, is most likely still earning 400k today. If he couldn't afford the fresh cars like that once he could afford something else easily. He can't afford any now except it's 2008 Camry
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Chief Edozie
6 years
When I hear rats eating something in my cupboard and suspect they're eating my certificate, but then I go back to sleep cause I'm a biochemist who needs to go to work at the bank early the next day.
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Part 2 😂😂😂
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Chief Edozie
5 years
De Ligt should be around 90M. If we sell Lingard, Smalling, Jones, Young, Matic, it shouldn't be tough to find the remaining 80M to fund the transfer.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
Who is this woman?
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Chief Edozie
4 years
My mum goes to schools to talk to girls, she donates pads, she goes to hospital to help new mothers who can't leave because hospital says they've not paid their fee, she goes to rescue girls who are reported by neighbours to have been abused, mostly maids. Happy birthday my Hero.
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Mayorkun - Eleko 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Delivered his content, made his time worth it and dipped instead of hanging around and being unnecessary.
@thebeebtweets
HALCY DRIPX II
2 years
Where’s this guy??
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Don Jazzy and Wande Coal - The Kick.
@ChinonsoNnalue
Ashers李💯🧑‍💻
2 years
Which song will u hit here first 🎤
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mbappe isn’t better than haaland man
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Chief Edozie
5 years
@Piquelme20 @its_sibuor @fibrereloaded @anaga_banner @FutbolBible And if you think benzema didn't make the squad because Giroud played better then you Sir don't know football
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Chief Edozie
7 years
If Hazard was in both Martial and Lingard's positions before the goal he'd have turned and turned and shielded the ball with bumbum.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
Ole Gunnar Solsjaer is one year older than Thomas Tuchel. But Tuchel is winning trophies and playing good football left and right from Dortmund to PSG to Chelsea. But my boy Ole is an upcoming modern football genius building the Avengers squad.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Morris Monye saw what the Peter Obi journey could be and joined him early. Smart man, we'd remember fodly.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
Video of Tinubu saying they should take the election by force didn't make up your mind. Video of MC Oluomo warning igbos not to vote didn't annoy you. But you're bothered about that call. Lol abeg let's stop all this hypocrisy.
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Chief Edozie
2 years
This is going farther than I expected. I'll just like to add that I want Nigerians to prove to me that I and Peter Obi are not special, we are Nigerians too and we are good. Let the good outnumber the bad. February, or never.
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Chief Edozie
9 months
She's unemployed but he married her, they live in his house. He earns the money so he's definitely been paying rent and buying food. But because he doesn't have enough to ball at Quilox e no qualify for hypergamy. Lol God safe us.
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Chief Edozie
4 years
Happy birthday boo @JemimaOsunde
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Chief Edozie
3 years
@oliviazao I hate books that try to tell me how to think, how to live. Just tell me stories mahn, writing is an art.
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Chief Edozie
1 year
@utdAdams Or he's just enjoying his time at the club like any one of us would if we had the chance. Maybe that's it.
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Chief Edozie
3 years
"Thank you for bringing back the soul of the club"
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Chief Edozie
3 years
Zaniolo gets his first competitive goal since coming back from his long term ACL injury. He felt it.
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