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@CartoonFan18
Uh, there’s a very strong argument that everything that’s wrong with America today is South Park’s fault.
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@broom_error
@IwriteOK
I had a professor explain it that the East prosecuted the Nazis, but kept their institutions of the surveillance state, whereas the West dismantled the institutions, but kept all the Nazis.
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2021 AJ Pollock: .297/.355/.892
2022 AJ Pollock: .245/.292/.681
2019 Nomar Mazara: .268/.318/.786
2020 Nomar Mazara: .228/.295/.589
2022 Andrew Benintendi: .304/.373/.772
2023: Andrew Benintendi: .282/.333/.679
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@Huff4Congress
@salltweets
@OliLondonTV
@SaraGonzalesTX
@jonesville
@RitaPanahi
@olivegarden
@darden
@CapitalGrille
@YardHouse
@RuthsChris
@cheddarskitchen
@EddieVs
Lol, you just got caught in a lie.
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I want this to be a shitshow of a White Sox season. I want TA charging Aroldis Chapman on the mound. I want Moncada getting busted by TMZ at an Indiana strip club. I want MVP Luis Robert. I want a 95 win season.
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@aaronsibarium
Isn’t this just evidence that on The Free Market of Ideas, conservative positions consistently lose?
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@minakimes
But the No. 1 pick could turn out to be anyone! They could even turn out to be Lamar Jackson!
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@broderick
@DestroyBaseball
Oh, man. Now I’m thinking about what it’s going to be like when Wells Fargo runs Twitter.
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@djbillyzwick
@whartonone
@SicilyIsland80
@LangmanVince
@elonmusk
@BalloKat
This is the stupidest conversation ever.
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My theory is that when the White Sox let Jose Abreu walk, it sent a message to the rest of the players that the organization didn’t care about winning now.
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@IwriteOK
The first thing a government does when it wants total control over its people is outlaw independent labor unions.
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@Cassius75495871
@fasc1nate
“Chinese people don’t care about animals” might be the most racist hottake in a while
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I would love to ask Andrew Benintendi what other organizations do that the White Sox don’t do.
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Lol. I’m so stoked. This is the first ever game ball that I’ve gotten.
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@SouthSideBoys23
U.S. Cellular Field, named after that great American general, Ulysses S. Cellular
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Going to Six Flags in Gurnee today with 120 8th Graders.
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@wagatwe
@StelliniTweets
It’s funny how he assumes that something he can’t understand must therefore be incomprehensible
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I’m a big TA fan. Still am. This has been the year from Hell for him. But, after Abreu left, I expected him to pick up the mantle of leadership. Which he has not done, and I find that disappointing.
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@tominbmore
@jbouie
Because the people most interested in exacting meaningful political change would be felons, and the state doesn’t want that. (And they’re Black.)
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@jbouie
If there is one group that ought to guaranteed the franchise, it’s people with felony convictions.
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They died a lot
Imagine they used to sail these seas on wooden ships with nothing but the sun and stars to tell them where to go
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Greatest game I watched from a bar
Loudest and best Sox crowd reactions!
5. 9/30/08. The White Sox needed to beat a third different team in as many days to win the AL Central. The South Siders hosted the Twins in Game 163 in front of 40,354. A mammoth Jim Thome home run was all the Sox needed in the 1-0 win.
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@JortsTheCat
Every GM worker should make enough money to buy a GM. That’s the principle that made America great.
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Like, if it’s a position shared by Keith Olbermann AND KFC Barstool, then you know it’s fucking stupid
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This would probably be worse for Trump, not Biden, tbh
🚨BREAKING: RFK Jr. Says he will run for President as an independent if the DNC continues to not give him a fair opportunity.
Do you support this?
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Travel all the way from Illinois to Oregon just to tour yet another Frank Lloyd Wright home.
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It’s five o’clock somewhere. (It’s 1:20 here in Budapest.)
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@taolson60
@leslie_jack
@piper4missouri
Oh, look, an argument for tripling federal funding of special education
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@blykmyk44
@tominbmore
@jbouie
I’m sorry. “The overrepresentation of African Americans in the United States prison population persists well into the 21st Century.” Better?
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Possibly the greatest concert of all time
The Monterey International Pop Music Festival poster, 1967.
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Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza
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It’s not a baseball related injury. You don’t get drilled in the appendix.
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I mean Occam’s Razor probably says that Hahn is a moron who keeps signing free agent outfielders who everyone else knows is past their prime or due for regression. But still. WTF.
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Explain to me again why we couldn’t
Eloy - RF
Vaughn - DH
Abreu - 1B
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White Sox being “unaware” of both Clevinger and La Russa is another red flag
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My least favorite part of X is that, even if a good tweet goes even a little viral, the replies immediately become a cesspool of gibberish and people trying to sell shit.
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If you’re new to this account just know that I fucking hate the New York Yankees with a deep and burning passion and I will not be reasonable or rational about it
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It’ll never happen, but MLB has to go to a zero tolerance policy for domestic violence.
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@thejasonkirk
Exhibit A: Literally every cover version of a Bob Dylan song is better than Bob Dylan’s version
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@soxmachine_josh
Imagine if a bunch (25,000) of Blackwater mercenaries got pissed at the government and occupied San Diego.
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The Chicago White Sox were 81-81 in 2022 and they’ve gotten worse
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The best thing about The Dark Knight is that it takes place in Chicago.
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@IwriteOK
My name is Joel, and for some reason I have one (1) friend at high school, college, grad school, and now work randomly refer to me as “Joelathan”
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Sometimes it’s nice to know that I’m not the stupidest person on the internet.
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This is when the season turns around.
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@TalkinBaseball_
@__kaylee
This makes me think that somehow the relationship soured between Abreu and management
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All the White Sox need to do is win, like, 22 of the next 30, ok?
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