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Hänsel
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In the first of a 4 part AFC East Preview for @Bills_SI , we take a look at the #Patriots . Most expect New England to be uncompetitive this season, but as #NEPats is well aware, there is some spiciness on this roster.
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2 years
Patrick Mahomes could poop his pants on live TV and Cris Collinsworth would say: "Mahomes man, no one poops like him, phenomenal poop. Wait until you see what he does next, this man will WIPE sidearm"
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7 months
He didn't make the Pro Bowl. He wasn't voted as an All-Pro. He probably won't win MVP. But make no mistake, the best football player on Earth is this guy 👇
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11 months
You know the injury Shohei Ohtani has right now? The one stopping him from throwing a baseball? Josh Allen had that same injury last season and still threw for 4283 yards.
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6 months
I don't know what more Josh Allen can do...he was the best player on the football field tonight.
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2 years
If you are a voter for #NFL Coach of the Year, there is no choice. The decision should be unanimous. From Pre-season to now, there hasn't been a single coach in the #NFL that has dealt with, and still produced, more than one man. #Bills Head Coach, Sean McDermott.
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7 months
The #Bills dropped down to their CB4 & CB5 & LB4 & LB5 tonight. And Sean McDermott still found a way to keep that defense rolling. He deserves a MASSIVE amount of love.
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7 months
I don't know when their last game will be. But what these two have done for #BillsMafia means more than the stats on the field. It's been a privilege to watch them, and I love that we get to see them ball for at least a week or so more.
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@UberHansen
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5 months
There's only one quarterback who would stare down the barrel and see a free rushing Aaron Donald and think, let me stiff arm this dude.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
So just how fast did Josh Allen throw this football? The ball traveled 45.1 Air Yards in 1.566 seconds. That means that Josh Allen threw this football ~58.91 MPH 🤯
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Free Agency on 3 🫶
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@UberHansen
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7 months
Lamar Jackson has 4 Postseason Touchdowns in his career. Josh Allen has 4 Postseason Touchdowns tonight.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
The primary responsibility of #NFL Head Coaches is to lead & inspire the incredibly talented players they work with every day. People will forget this moment a few days from now but this is just another example of the talent the #Bills have at Head Coach.
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2 years
Not one. Not some. Not many. Not most. ALL, every single #Bills Player & Coach showed up. That means something. #ChooseLove #BuffaloStrong
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@UberHansen
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2 years
We talk a lot about "Angry" Josh Allen. Today, I think you see "Angry" Stefon Diggs.
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@UberHansen
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3 years
This man is an American Hero for being the one to FINALLY throw a flag on Tom Brady's whining.
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@UberHansen
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11 months
The #NFL rules analyst saying that Jawaan Taylor hasn't been remotely close to following the rules the entire game is comedic genius 🤌
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@UberHansen
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8 months
I'll never blame refs for the outcome of games, but if you're watching this one there is no denying it's being called one way.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Mac Jones ( #85 ) was ranked higher in the #NFL100 than Von Miller ( #93 ).
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@UberHansen
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9 months
Josh Allen currently has 21 touchdowns. No other QB has more than 21. No other QB has 21. No other QB has 20. No other QB has 19. No other QB has 18. No other QB has 17. Kirk Cousins has 16.
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10 months
Through 3 games, Terrel Bernard has matched Tremaine Edmunds' highest single season amount of Sacks (2.0) and Interceptions (2).
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9 months
Patrick Mahomes leads the #NFL in Interceptions.
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3 years
Josh Allen had the same number of Passing Touchdowns (9) in the Playoffs that Sam Darnold had in the regular season.
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7 months
Josh Allen has an awesome 52-yard touchdown run in the playoffs, and the narrative is "it was a fake slide". Why am I not surprised?
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@UberHansen
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2 years
The #Bills Win a Blowout: The #Bills just can't win close games. The #Bills Win a Close Game: The #Bills should have blown them out. A win, is a win, is a win.
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2 years
Skip Bayless just said that Josh Allen did not come through in big moments against the Chiefs last year in the playoffs. I've always believed something but now I have proof, Skip Bayless doesn't watch football.
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@UberHansen
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8 months
Imagine you are Dalton Kincaid, you go 24 years of life without a nickname, and then you say "Doot" one time, and now you will forever be known as Doot.
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4 months
I may be on an island here but...Tee Higgins isn't a WR1 to me.
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FanDuel
4 months
Josh Allen x Tee Higgins would be ELECTRIC 😱 Should the Bills and Bengals make this move to send Tee Higgins to Buffalo? 🤔 #BillsMafia | #RuleTheJungle
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2 years
Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. Not 4. Not 5. Not 6. Not 7. Not 8. Not 9. Not 10. Not 11. Not 12. Not 13. Not 14. Not 15. Not 16. Not 17. Not 18. Not 19. Not 20. Not 21. Not 22. Not 23. But 24. 24 Lawsuits against Deshaun Watson. This is disgusting.
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3 years
There's a really weird new set of narratives for Josh Allen. HE RUNS: "Woah Josh Allen looks like Lamar Jackson" HE THROWS: "Woah Josh Allen looks like Patrick Mahomes" Maybe, and just hear me out here, Josh Allen looks like Josh Allen and he can do literally anything.
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@UberHansen
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6 months
People are letting what Tony Romo said in the moment affect their opinions wayyyyy too much. The throw to Shakir was the right decision here.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Can #BillsMafia take a moment to appreciate the #Bills RB1?
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8 months
The #Bills are without ◾️Starting S (Micah Hyde) ◾️Starting CB (Tre White) ◾️Starting LB (Matt Milano) ◾️Starting DT (DaQuan Jones) ◾️Rotational DE (AJ Epenesa) They are playing the #1 scoring offense in the #NFL and they are making them look like the Jets.
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2 years
For people saying "The #Bills would have lost to the #Bengals " as an argument for the #Bills losing that game, here's a stat. The #Bills have trailed 5 games this season with 6:00 left in the first quarter. The #Bills are 5-0 in those games.
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2 years
In December the #Dolphins , #Jets , and #Patriots are 1-11. In December the #Bills are 4-0.
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@UberHansen
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10 months
I've never seen such a dominant performance by... Away fans. Good on you #BillsMafia
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@UberHansen
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3 years
I fully expect Stefon Diggs to go Nuclear tomorrow.
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@UberHansen
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8 months
I've never seen a more 1-sided officiated half in my entire life of watching the #NFL . And Josh Allen is saying FUCK IT, you'll need more than that today.
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@UberHansen
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9 months
Tre White Matt Milano DaQuan Jones Kaiir Elam Dane Jackson Taron Johnson Taylor Rapp This is unreal.
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8 months
If the #Bills make the playoffs and Matt Milano storms onto the field like Stone Cold Steve Austin, I may just die.
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11 months
#Bills Quick Hits ◾️Josh Allen doesn't suck ◾️Matt Milano...my god ◾️Spencer Brown gets 💐 ◾️Christian Benford is a 1st round pick ◾️James Cook can cut ◾️Latavius Murray is a freight train ◾️Groot has evolved ◾️Ed Oliver...special? ◾️Talk more about T-Bass ◾️Stefon Diggs = Leader
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10 months
Through four weeks, #Bills Kicker Tyler Bass leads the #NFL     in Kicks Attempted (25). He also leads the league in FG% (100%). He also leads the league in XP% (100%). He also leads the league in Kicks Made (25).
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@UberHansen
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8 months
A #Bills player got hit by a jet ski before the season started. We should have all known then how this season was going to go.
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2 years
#NFL Career Passer Ratings throwing Left Handed #Chiefs Patrick Mahomes - 91.7 #Dolphins Tua Tagovailoa - 88.8
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The difference between the #Chiefs and the #Bills in the playoffs #CHIEFS ◾️Patrick Mahomes shows up consistently ◾️Travis Kelce shows up consistently ◾️Chris Jones shows up consistently #BILLS ◾️Josh Allen shows up consistently
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2 years
A lot of #Dolphins , #Jets , and #Patriots fans chirping me saying the #Bills didn't run the AFC East this year. Children, the #Bills won their division by the LARGEST margin in the #NFL .
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8 months
James Cook your AFC Offensive Player of the Week.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
The #Bills are 12-3 and people are legitimately angry.
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2 years
Gabe Davis has 2️⃣1️⃣ Touchdowns in his #NFL Career. Justin Jefferson has 2️⃣0️⃣ Touchdowns in his #NFL Career.
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10 months
Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes have thrown the same number of Interceptions this season.
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2 years
Matt Milano had 10 Tackles and 2.0 Sacks yesterday.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
If the #Bills finish as the AFC #1 seed with arguably the most difficult schedule in the #NFL while losing 10/11 defensive starters at time due to injury and dealing with an elbow injury to their franchise QBs throwing arm... ...then Sean McDermott deserves Coach of the Year.
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2 years
The reaction to being drafted by the #Bills has changed. We've come a long way #BillsMafia
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@UberHansen
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2 years
331 Yards, 3 Touchdowns, and 1 Turnover is a so so game for Josh Allen... Let that sink in.
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@UberHansen
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8 months
A team loving their Quarterback so much they buy him a present is not something I've seen much in the #NFL    . Josh Allen is the heart and soul of this team, and this is just one example of how the team responds to him.
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Alaina Getzenberg
8 months
So, Josh Allen got his Christmas present from the offensive line and tight ends. C Mitch Morse was behind the idea for the gift (and Kyle Allen involved as well)
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Just testing a hypothesis out here. #BillsMafia LIKE this tweet if you want Jamison Crowder to SUCCEED in 2022.
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7 months
WE HAVE DORA'S BACKPACK ON OUR SIDE NOW TOO!?!?!
@ToddJClausen
ToddJClausen
7 months
Josh Allen joins the legends: Optimus, Peppa and Dora’s talking backpack — backpack, backpack. 🎒 🦬 🐷 🛞 #BillsMafia | #GoBills
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Jordan Poyer has 4️⃣ Interceptions Jordan Poyer has played 3️⃣ Games.
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@UberHansen
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9 months
No lie, this makes me emotional
@JennaCottrell
Jenna Cottrell
9 months
he back
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7 months
If the #Bills hadn't clinched the playoffs already I'd be having a super panic attack right now. Instead, I'm just having a panic attack.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Just give me Playoff Josh Allen tonight.
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@UberHansen
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11 months
Unleash the psycho tonight. Unleash. The. Psycho.
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8 months
I wanted the #Bills to dominate this game. Even in my wildest dreams I didn't imagine this.
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@UberHansen
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7 months
Nickelodeon apparently has smarter voters than the Associated Press 🤷‍♂️
@NFLonCBS
NFL on CBS 🏈
7 months
Clear the snow because the NVP trophy is heading to Buffalo! Congrats to @BuffaloBills Josh Allen! 🏆
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2 years
If Matt Araiza did this, he should be off the #Bills , out the #NFL , and in prison.
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2 years
The entire sports world coming together for Damar Hamlin is beautiful ❤️💙
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@UberHansen
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6 months
O'Cyrus Torrence falling to the #Bills at Pick #59 was a blessing Buffalo couldn't pass up. An incredibly impressive rookie season with expectations that he will only get better. Buffalo has their RG for years to come.
@GatorsFB
Florida Gators Football
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The only Buffalo Bill to play EVERY single snap this season. 💯 Congratulations @78_KingBo on being named to the NFL All-Rookie Team.🐊 #GoGators | #GatorMade
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2 years
The #NFL not scheduling a game until 4:35PM today should be considered a criminal offense.
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2 years
15 days ago the #Bills were 6-3 and the #5 Seed.
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2 years
I don't get where "the #NFL catered to the #Bills AGAIN" is coming from. ◾️Losing a home game after a Yao Ming amount of ❄️ fell on BUF? ◾️Stopping a game because a player's ❤️ stopped? ◾️Revoking the #Bills control of the 1️⃣ seed? If this is "catered to", then I want a refund.
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7 months
And for the 5th consecutive season, the #Bills will be in the playoffs... NOW LET'S GO GET THAT AFC EAST TITLE!!!
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6 months
#Bills Quick Hits ◾️Loss hurts ◾️Josh Allen was the best player on the field ◾️Injuries in the worst spots doomed this game ◾️Sherfield & Diggs deep drops ◾️Poyer played a solid game ◾️McDermott made the right calls throughout ◾️Tyler Bass has become an issue ◾️Onto 2024
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2 years
Just heard an interesting argument in favor of #Bills getting homefield over the #Chiefs . IF the #Bills & #Chiefs met in the AFC Championship they would each be 15-3 on the season with Buffalo owning the H2H Tiebreaker. Interesting to say the least.
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7 months
If you need me, I'll be watching this on loop for the rest of the week.
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2 years
There are 11 Quarterbacks in #NFL history that have thrown for 18,000+ Yards and rushed for 3,000+ Yards. The fastest it's ever been accomplished is 77 games by Cam Newton. With 29 Passing Yards on Saturday #Bills QB, Josh Allen, will complete it in 76 games.
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#Bills Week 1 Quick Hits ◾️Josh Allen was a disaster ◾️Diggs dominated Sauce ◾️Spencer Brown needs to be done ◾️Use the TEs in 12 ◾️Matt Milano best player on DEF ◾️Bills DL played great ◾️Safeties seem...slow ◾️Tyler Bass is automatic ◾️Punt coverage... ◾️Can't lose. AWFUL
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9 months
@NFL
NFL
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What's the best NFL play you've ever seen on Thanksgiving? #MaddenThanksgiving
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8 months
Josh Allen entered this week leading the #NFL in Touchdowns. He will leave this week leading the #NFL in Touchdowns.
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11 months
This much maligned #Bills player had a VERY good game. #BillsMafia , you should like this to show him vibes.
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2 years
Joe Burrow finished the #NFL Postseason with the same number of Passing Touchdowns as Josh Allen had against the #Patriots .
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@UberHansen
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9 months
Just know, that everyday I miss you, and I can't wait to see your beautiful biceps again.
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2 years
Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen are having near identical seasons. ◾️Mahomes has 296 Touches, Allen has 295. ◾️Mahomes has 2185 Net Yards, Allen has 2187. ◾️Mahomes has 20 Touchdowns, Allen has 19. ◾️Mahomes has 5 Turnovers, Allen has 6. The margins don't get closer than this.
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5 months
Jordan Poyer & Micah Hyde were the foundation that brought the #Bills out of the dark ages. Process changers, All-Pro players, and educators to a young defensive backfield. End of an era in Buffalo for two players who made a massive impact in Western New York. 💙❤️
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8 months
We see how Josh Allen gets his rushing Touchdowns and how Jalen Hurts get his. ...they aren't the same.
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4 years
In 2020 which QBs finished Top 5 in the @NFL in all of Completion %, Passing Yards, Passing TDs, Passing 1st Downs, Passing Yards per Attempt, Passer Rating, and QBR? 1 - Josh Allen That's it. That's the list.
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6 months
Last week, Josh Allen did enough for the #Bills to win, the defense didn't do enough. This week, Lamar Jackson didn't do enough for the #Ravens to win, the defense did enough.
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10 months
Hey, #BillsMafia     every like is +1 respect on this guy's name.
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2 years
Stetson Bennett (25) is older than Tremaine Edmunds (24). Tremaine Edmunds is in his 5th year in the #NFL and has earned 2 Pro-Bowl nominations for the #Bills .
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2 years
The #Bills have yet to play their best football this season, and they are 14-3.
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2 years
Collinsworth subtly implying that the #Bills coach said something to Quay Walker. This guy is a huge weirdo.
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10 months
I heard A LOT of #NFL     analysts crown the #Dolphins as the "Best team in the league" this week. OK. Quick question: What would you call the team that beat the "best team" by 28 points? Asking for a friend.
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2 years
If the #Bills announce Kyle Williams is returning I'll quit my job and live in my car at 1 Bills Drive.
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@UberHansen
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9 months
The #NFL might be in trouble...
@JennaCottrell
Jenna Cottrell
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2 years
It looks like Ryan Fitzpatrick may have already chosen which #NFL Team he is retiring with. @ESPN 's Transaction Tracker has the Buffalo #Bills as the team that announced his retirement on May 28, 2022.
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26 days
Too many of you don't know the story of Damar Hamlin, and it shows. So, let me educate you in the most simplistic way I can. Damar Hamlin was a 6th-round pick that had to earn his roster spot in the most competitive DB room in the #NFL . He did and earned the primary backup role
@JackMacCFB
Jack McGuire
28 days
When does Damar Hamlin stop getting these invites? 2026?
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2 years
I'm telling you, Khalil Shakir is going to be a big part of this #Bills team in 2023.
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2 years
The #Bills did not do enough to win this game. The #Dolphins earned this win. Kudos where kudos are due.
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@UberHansen
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7 months
Knock knock. Who's there? ...
@mustbemarisa87
Marisa Marino
7 months
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not the Bills.
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@UberHansen
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2 years
Tyreek Hill vs. Stefon Diggs
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@UberHansen
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2 years
I find myself going back to a speech from Kyle Williams tonight. Before the 2019 season, Kyle gave a speech to the rookies on what it meant to be a Buffalo Bill. Fast forward to 2022 with this #Bills team, these circumstances, and #BillsMafia ...and yea Kyle, you were right.
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#Bills fans were mad after the Philly game because a penalty wasn't called on the Eagles, and instead, a penalty was called on the Bills that wasn't a penalty. #Chiefs fans are mad after the Buffalo game because a penalty that was a penalty was called on them.
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