Two Inches Short
@TwoInchesShort
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Professional golf at an amateur level. Tiger Woods once laughed at my meme on the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
Pin High, CO
Joined August 2013
Pretty cool to see your hero laugh at your dumb meme on late night tv
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Watching a 15 year old kid make an ace on live tv and thinking to myself this is the day I officially retire from golf. There is no hope for me. Its over. The dream is dead
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"50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose… Tell you what, 50 bucks more says he eats it."
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Spoken like a man who’s been honked at in his day. Well said. Be more like Ryan
@TwoInchesShort When will people learn to not get mad about this shit? That's what the idiots filming this stuff want. Its a casual round of golf, drop another ball or give yourself a par.
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Some asshats honks at you mid swing. What do you do?
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“Showed up with only 10 AI generated clubs? Well, you’re fired”
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What happens when one of these things gets a hydraulic leak and ruins the golf course?
Robot agronomy?! The future is now 🤖 Four self-driven mowers are deployed from 2 a.m. to 6 a.m. to mow 51 acres of land @BDChampionship.
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Feels like there’s an opportunity to create a team golf league with matchplay as the format
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Netflix single handily resurrected Keegan Bradley’s career
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Si Woo took off his hat before the ball even went in the hole!
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Professional golfers chest bumping each other will never not be funny
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Hearing the I-N-T chants on a Saturday at the presidents cup during football season and thinking the fans want to see an interception
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I’d pay good money for a live golf stream with no announcers talking
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