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Reupping to boost knowledge
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We officially forgot about 9/11. Cheers everyone
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See you at dinner time little guy. Low and slow
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Glucose???
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Glucose, along with her daughters and husband, are stuck in an Israeli bomb shelter The singer flew with her family to Tel Aviv for a few days to attend a Bruno Mars concert. As a result, instead of a concert, they ended up in a bomb shelter.
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fuck OSHA
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why does nicolas maduro have a katana
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in our forums, we always had to pay $10 to create an account, and even $5 to have a custom avatar, but someone else could change your avatar at any time. Couldnt you ask the mod team to help No. You could be banned or probated at any time. There is no telling
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Another successful International Mens Day
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Hello, its me. Noam Chomsky. Im in space heaven now. I miss you so much.
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i invite you to imagine, with me, all of them singing the same note in unison
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Unvaccinating myself
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@AlexNBCNews @SpeakerPelosi Thank you for sacrificing yourself to summon my Dark Magician- I attack your life points directly
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@ByYourLogic Learning about electron orbits once then later learning about electron clouds was betrayal. Your old atom model is fucked
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@IdahoBones They invented a weed that doesnt smell that you can buy at the store, seems that was their only complaints about it afterall. Too hard to get and stinky.
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Dad Pick: Gun
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Im wearing a chefs coat and a stoned guy thanked me for my service. You are welcome, my brother
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"Monkey" Christmas to All!
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Sports beans!!??!
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@JockThomson54 @socialistdipsh1 @LibertiesInfo @AyOdeh They lit their own stuff on fire but the Israelis couldn't stop dancing and singing at it. Weird scenario
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star wars opening title screen ticker
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President Trump pictured with Chief of Staff Mark Meadows
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@GarlicCorgi It would be funny but it would be removed from what existed before it and in the context in which it exists.
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@KrangTNelson Truly an American take. Your individualistic competitive culture can't have you cheer for a 40-year-old who almost made a shot? Maybe it's time to learn about libertè and fraternè
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@nkulw Good enough. Let it drive a semi
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@Pinko69420 Vulcan tiktok: T'iktok
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The India thumbs up one rupee and peace 2 rupee.
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hunter's CPU speed and latency is awful! pre-build lenovo? proven fact
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Hunter Biden’s laptop is a disaster for the entire Biden family, but especially for his father, Joe. It is now a proven fact, and cannot be denied, that all of that info is the REAL DEAL. That makes it impossible for “50%, or 10%” Joe, to ever assume the office of the President!
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@admiral_baby Putting it in the espresso machine
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@SeanRMoorhead The Cool Zone is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In The Cool Zone you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is The Cool Zone motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there.
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@cool_nico_ Fructose, Sucrose and AminoAcid(Dad)
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@josiahhughes The Freebie Cleaner How to Order: Hey can i get a cup of water. Is it free. Okay thank you. [take water and put two sugar packets in it, go into bathroom and add two pumps of scented handsoap. Optional: Toilet water foam topping]
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Halloween candy are literally handouts you wooden clod
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@ZeroSuitCamus Yeah we love rollercoasters. They are fast, big and scary. We normally don't die on them but every year at least one person does. They are so much fun to us.
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i want to marry a quiet 6ft guy who agrees to everything i want
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Lets go Bottom of the pan 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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@ByYourLogic me after the BBL was successful
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@BBCWorld I can recall way more cars then that. One million cars
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@nkulw Its so cool they have a lever that turns the country off
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@lib_crusher Me looking in the pastry case of a bakery i was going to walk by
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@GarlicCorgi Twitter Fact Check: This is not a protest. This is the line to get into a new novelty restaurant called "Party Party Chicken"
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@mattsutaaki Yup. Im downloading noe
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Tag yourself. Anbo-jyutsu Riker checking in...
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@PinstripeBungle chinese online citizen: yes you will not believe the latest trend in china. it will blown your western mind. american fool: wow
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@ettingermentum They think they just fell from the coconut tree
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Joe, what do you want to do? I want to answer her question and inspire everyone in the room to vote for me. Ok. You rolled a 1. You tell everyone they are a shit eating liar.
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Hey man looks like you have a long trip ahead of you. Can I interest you in arriving an hour and a half later for $5
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Between Mexico City showing public showings of Dragonball Super, and now this Sailor Moon parade, it is undeniable that Mexicans are the best anime fans in the world
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@ZeroSuitCamus Thats weird. Theres nowhere in the Bible that says Satan hates the Bible. Maybe the guy who made this ad didnt read the Bible?
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@NemuiKamui @UnseenJapanSite wow they hit you with the jouzu just like every other japanese person ive ever interacted with. so life-like
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@NPR Emerges out of the ruins of small town, trying to get healthcare and housing: halt traveler what emoji do you use
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an artist rendition of the new omicron variant. haha. just kidding. it a pile of chocolate chips. have a good evening everyone.
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@USMC The marines are all worthless evil people fuck you
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@LHSummers We never recovered from the 2008 recession that you oversaw
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@ByYourLogic Felix Na'Vi-Dude
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Prayers up for this guy 🙏😢
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@ByYourLogic Kind of a dick move to name your dog after your VP's dead son tho
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@DeputyWarlock spring is about picnic foods.
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ingame music changes to let you know you have entered combat
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@caylenb Don't Wade Into The Water (Just Keep Rowing) Reprise- 6:43
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@Seamus_Malek Nice try Israel! This is actually the Gay Hezbollah flag
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@ConanOBrien Free Palestine
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@DrewPavlou Dont sign your posts
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Damn there he is again
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@ByYourLogic Eyewitness reports say that Officer looked into camera and held up a big sign that said "Yikes!" before taking a big gulp
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@Br_Twisters @cnviolations Sources are literally posted in the note.
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PROTECT EPSTEIN! Jeffrey Epstein must be alive until time runs out. Epstein (0/1) MISSION FAILURE
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@viperwave School Shooting Beginner Difficulty
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@doulbedoink Some of the best
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@ByYourLogic Alright, I know this looks bad, but guess what folks im Christian now
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@on_da_spectrum Bro got the irl invincibility star, which is crack
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@JockThomson54 @socialistdipsh1 @LibertiesInfo @AyOdeh I hate it when I am having my big party and theres a massive fire right in front of it. Its my right to pretend its not there
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Facetime audio is too good. They need to make as bad as regular phone. I ripped ass during a facetime audio call and the other person stopped talking for 2 seconds. Regular phone would not have betrayed me like that.
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guy who actively does not watch the news or go to news websites: hmm, weird that the news hasn't reported on this yet
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@intellegint A kid is like a prop that you have to show that you had sex. They arent a person or anything like that
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@Richard57941301 Home Alone Tactics
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Which one is more attractive? Left (retweet) or Right (like)?
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Got a headache, couldnt focus and accidentally made myself a Json Breakfast
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@paynushurts She told me her name Sex Maria and her handle is @Ym9kM87mb7jla please do NOT contact her
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Reminder: Broccolini is a trademarked name by the Sakata Seed Company in Japan in 1993 and the original name is "Asparation" as its was deemed to have similarities to asparagus in appearance and flavor. It is hybrid of Broccoli and Gai Lan and does not have an Italian connection.
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@realonlineboy I dont enjoy it at all in fact
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@aklingus Hello, TRAVELER! Some of the town folk mentioned there are COVID TESTS in the deep woods. Just find out where they are! Press X
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@buzzfeedjenny Im having a hell of a night with them at k-bbq
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Congrats mfer you won first in beans
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