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Bald Dirty Bastard… #BlackLivesMatter #FreePalestine 🍉
Hackney, London
Joined July 2010
To the 1399 idiots I blocked, welcome back to my page, I just want y’all to know you can suck my big fat succulent dick, especially YOU! You know who you are, pussy hole!
Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works. If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).
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@MOSSADil Everything in this video was civilian infrastructure, what a crazy thing to flex about.
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@respawnedtarga1 Take it, watch me laugh when you get 10 years of filling up the used panty vending machines in an orange jump suit and then deported.
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@MikeNew19512115 Is this one of those ‘my 3 year old daughter is so smart’ tweets where you post something that was never said?.
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@Israel If I was you I’ll just stop posting, it’s embarrassing, I have second hand embarrassment.
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Called her boyfriend up, had him pull up on me in a car while she was shouting ‘yeah, kick his ass George, he’s trying to take your woman’ I was flabbergasted.
What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date?.
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@LyricVault Community notes be like ‘these are not Noah Schnapp’s dildos, Lyric Vault is known for posting satirical content, these dildos actually belong to Gal Gadot’.
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@itvnews @AlastairMorgan @johnirvineitv Oh look, another war crime that nobody will do a thing about….
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@NoContextHumans If you believe this man is a police officer I’m afraid to say you’ll believe anything….
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@Evonn_x He needs to be put down. Danger to the community, this behaviour will only escalate, I’m sorry this happened to you.
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@snarwani It’s taken years but I knew something good would eventually come out of the internet.
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@AseelBM97 I would ask did they hit their target, but seeing as their targets seem to be woman, children and hospitals, I’m assuming they did.
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@JYZOVRRTED @theeestallion I posted a picture online of me kissing my friend’s pregnant belly and everyone messaged me congratulations, I was like, WTF, that baby ain’t mine.
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@freedomrideblog Play their music on Spotify, you’ll be supporting South Africa and some independent artists too.
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@Pogling1 I got my account locked for calling a convicted rapist, a rapist. He was in the public eye too, easily factchecked.
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@InternetH0F It didn’t, girl had her picture stolen and used in racist tweet, she keeps getting harassed IRL because of it.
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@kthalps ‘YOU ARE HARASSING AND INTIMIDATING ME SIR’ proceeds to follow him around filming and harassing him, unbelievable.
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@HillyBlaze @DINGOJOHNS0N Did you see the thread? People were finding bullets in their kids bedrooms.
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@CrimeLdn I feel bad for him and all that but the feathers raining down on the whole platform had me laughing.
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@betcheswildin But when I pull my dick out at the dominos game everyone wants to shoot me, make it make sense.
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@DrEliDavid Because they have their own country and if they leave they won’t be going back?.
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@halomancer1 Straight through his camera to our steaming devices, for so called entertainment.
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@Unmagiically I gave a homeless man money once and asked ‘are you buying drugs, tell me the truth’ he replied ’yes’ with a sad look in his eye, I said ‘good, I’m coming with you to get high’ and I smoked the best crack ever that night with the homie ❤️.
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@perplexedsavage @wzrdb @payoutpros23 @niloteprince Bro I’m down, let me know when to book the flight, I’ll hold the kid in a full Nelson and I’ll make sure his eyes are open.
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@One_Dawah Probably a forced tattoo from the IOF while the guy was held captive without charge.
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@easterngoblin I don’t want to be that guy, but your cactuses have etiolation and need more light, introduce them slowly and if you’re feeling really brave, cut off the long thing parts with a sterile knife, should grow as intended with the proper care. Also, I can’t really see but it looks.
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@bigoledumb Reminds me of a time when a renowned artist that I know was contracted online because someone found his work (a canvas) by a bin and thought, that’s not an art piece that you’d throw out, so he searched for him online and told him he found it, then the artist posted the picture.
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@hashjenni The amount of times I didn’t go out and there was a shooting/murder at the club/bar is actually insane, so I agree with this.
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@cpdagosta They’ve completely made the meaning of the word worthless, I told them weeks ago that this would happen but they didn’t listen.
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@kemimarie Sent my friend a book and it was returned to me because apparently I had to buy it from one of their suppliers at 3 times the price.
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@BBCNews This is a hate march and I’m scared to go to central London today, call it what it is BBC!.
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@samah_fadil Because nobody is on their side, governments and media the world over just want to portray that they have support, ain’t nobody down with them, all my homies want a free Palestine!.
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@Zazamyodor It’s all laughs and jokes until you lose your life with Outstanding by the Gap Band playing on the ones and twos….
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@RevSouthNolan Sorry, but why do you need to tase someone who has their hands handcuffed behind their back? Looks like cruel and unusual punishment to me.
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@deerhoof It’s simple, Beirut just needs to release the hostages and all of this will end, oh, wait a second….
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@HilzFuld I wonder what happened in this man’s life to make him act like this to other humans, I can’t work it out.
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@PicturesFoIder Why does it look like a penis, is that really necessary, I mean, it could just look like a pistol silencer, imagine if a pistol silencer had balls, I’d die laughing.
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@casbby888 I walked in the restroom and found a coworker passed out with a needle sticking out of his arm, I honestly don’t think you can get much lower than that 😭.
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