Ayatollah Cuminme
@fagcfo
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He is so beautiful. He will make a handsome deaf gay man very happy one day ❤️.
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Sorry but this Indian takeaway is out of control bc what is this
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Hot straight colleague commanded me to stop walking yesterday and then tied my shoelace for me
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The gay equivalent of an amber alert.
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3 years later I still think about this every time I pop an Imodium
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Sooo glad to live in an era where 80s MLM-style scams such as "color analysis" are en vogue again. The enterprising gay person (potentially me) who marries this to astrology will surely become a billionaire.
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I hate guys with a significantly less attractive boyfriend no you may NOT bring quasimodo for a threesome wdym.
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There are so many Brandt's Boys now. has someone talked to them about unionization. .
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I don't want to see PrEP discourse without this king's opinion
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It would appear he did not care for his new fluffy dog bed
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“There were three of us…in this thali…so it was a bit crowded”.
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Me being accosted at pride by a 15 year old tumblr gen Z-er for wearing a sleeveless tee
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Told my hookup (Italian) that I hadn't eaten since lunchtime yesterday, he looked visibly shaken and when I came out of the bath he had made all of this
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And. yes. I found another hung dad to come breed me straight after. I DID find what I was looking for.
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I am not arguing with a cute man who has a big cock 😂✋ like okayyy whatever you say tripod 💕.
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Me: BMO from adventure time non binary as fuckkkkk tbh 😂. My mother: your cousin just bought his 3rd house.
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"Fuuuck baby that pussy feels so wet 🤤" okay first off bro it's a butthole- that's shite and lube.
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Out with client CFO and he was earnestly explaining the importance of young men having a wife and family before he turned to me and pointedly said “or a partner”.
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We teach our hung tops to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to hun-.
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Mother took this pic of my dog with his Christmas hat on, I don't think I've ever seen a more pissed off animal tbh
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a guy I’ve hooked up with a few times has always been really evasive when I’ve asked him out on a date. It’s bothered me. Last night I found out that he won’t date me because my pussy is too fat and juicy. It’s really got to me and I’m annoyed it’s got to me.
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Have you researched @medical_este group? They can give even the most CLAPPED of twinks a jawline! 🙏
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Saw a chap put a pill in my drink last night at Freedom and I drank it anyway, thank you for the free drugs KING 🙏.
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The dog has been expelled from his daycare with almost the same wording I received from my disapproving head of sixth form in my final report card: "Mishka has grown increasingly ungovernable, and for the well-being of our staff we can no longer have him". He truly is my son
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On a park date with a ridiculously hot twunk and he's talking about house prices as I try to keep my IBS poop from falling out of me
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Mixed an addy and a line of c0k3 into my triple vodka soda, call that the Kamala Kocktail.
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Hot lawyer was fucking me just now. then he says "sorry dude, but when I breed you I'm gonna BITE you 😈". I said okaay?!? Why has this man tried to take a chunk out of my shoulder 😭
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Seeing him train chest at gym every week is one of the main reasons I keep that extortionate membership 🙇♂️.
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This is why I view the so-called “age play” enthusiasts with such suspicion, or those who promote schoolboy uniform/size difference content…the slippery slope from dark fantasy to horrific child abuse is well documented. I hope the judge throws the book at him.
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Surrounded by so much fat raw Dutch cock. but one of them belong to the hot 6'4 straight man who complimented my "poösy" last year 😔.
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Also not entirely convinced that it's not a cult of some sort?? I hope those poor boys are being paid 😭.
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Ask him if he'd still make another vid with me now I don't look 16 😔.
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I have always struggled with body confidence. That's why this Pride, I am proud to partner with Raytheon Missile Defence Technologies ❤️🏳️🌈
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Considering all he watches is teninchtop's OnlyFans (in-between his appointments at the Hampstead men's bathing ponds), he would think this I guess.
“So much of gay sex in film is two guys going at it, and it kind of removes the tenderness from it." Harry Styles talks about the queer sex scenes in his upcoming #MyPoliceman:
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The way I was celibate for 3 weeks and now have taken enough cum this weekend to single-handedly found a new Martian colony.
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Just said "terrible weather we're having today aren't we?" To group of nice old yt men in this pub and they ATE IT UP.
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Being horny rly is akin to a temporary state of mental illness bc why was I about to book flights to Belgium just for some blond 9x6.5”? I jerked off and then just lay there in shame, cum coagulating on my stomach.
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Hearing about this bald-headed thieving fаggоt never fails to make my day. their unmatched level of fun and general mischief is only comparable to the whimsical esoteric TikTok puppet! What a rascal
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I invited 2 hot, very busy DILFs who I like to join me on my trip to Paris- fully expecting at least one to say no. and now they've both confirmed they're coming. On the same Eurostar train.
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I don’t understand people with vast inherited wealth who have regular corporate jobs….why are you at Deloitte when you should be like…hiring impoverished high renaissance choral scholars for obscure projects and concerts like the Medicis.
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@GloeoecklerNews Older millennials didn't grow up with the Mr Krabs krussy video and that is to their detriment.
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Just fallen in love with the hungover Brit-abroad himbo who I sat next to on the plane. he's blonde, 6'4, from Chelmsford Essex, and thinks Monaco is part of Canada 😭.
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If he hit some of my oomfs up on Grindr it would work, I fear….
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Gay men over 27: “update, he bred me”. California: my house is burning . Elno: we need to K!LL keir Starmer! 😡. Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.
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Politest mugger ever, didn't even break my new nose and failed to steal my phone 😌 10/10
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Seeing sufficient pride discourse on the TL which means it's time to bring this back
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Please like if you want to be part of this (already depraved and unhinged) account's intimate Twitter Circle.
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One full year since this utter violation that I think about weekly
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Have never seen a male with such an utter absence of a dickprint despite grey sweats. there isn't even the faintest suggestion of a cock between those slender, feminine thighs! . This male transphobe actually almost has the ideal girly body.
Hmm which trans activist will I trigger with the natural male body today?🤙🏻😜
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TikTok women talking about how respectful and polite khaleeji men in the Dubai mall are for not checking them out. that's because those men are checking their grindr notifications ladies 😞
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The hot hung Australian daddy who’s been anon breeding me for 6 months just asked me out on a date….this is my heartstopper
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This poor heterosexual Russian aristocrat has been typecast as a bottom so early in his career.
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Zelensky: more funding is sorely needed. Netanyahu: this will be a long, difficult and costly war. The American taxpayer:
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The British slander TikTok evolution into non-verbal absurdism is so funny
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