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Do you know if you save 30 naira daily, you will have over 1.5M in a year??
Try it and thank me later 🤭
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But why would a man break from a Church to form his own Church in order to worship the same God he left in his former Church?
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This too 😂😂😂
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Do people who climb the world's highest mountain everest?
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Davido's 3BG Crews And Fans Are The Most Loyal In Africa
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Judge: Anything your client says will be held against him
Me: Your honor, my client says "breasts"
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When you accidentally wish "Sweet dreams" to your diabetic friend
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Celebrities who refused to get tattoos 🤯
A Thread 🧵
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
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Nigerian scammers aren’t even the biggest scammers in the world. They aren’t as smart as scammers from Russia, India, Indonesia, Isreal, but they’re the loudest in the world.
They want all the world to know they’ve made it with stolen money and they expect a round of applause.
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Patient: Doctor, are the results of the test ready? I'm dying from curiosity
Doctor: Not only from curiosity
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“Knock knock”
“Who's there”
“Anobi”
“Anobi who?”
“Anobi wey make dem Wan cancel BOD”
"knock knock"
who's there?
Wiwi
Wiwi who?
Wiwi recover our stolen mandate ✊🏼
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Atheists trying not to sneeze because they don't want to hear "bless vou"
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My friend who is bi after I secretly laced his food with antibiotics
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Top 10 World Biggest Secrets Of All Time (No. 6 Will Shock You)
A thread 🧵
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Atheists when they accidentally buy tickets to see Godzilla instead of Sciencezilla:
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Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to be removing the 3rd letter from our names
Kid named Angus:
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The reason they wear uniforms in the military is to minimize casual tees
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Movie: "I slept with your friend"
Everyone: ooooooooo
6 year old me:
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Doctor: This is going to hurt a little
Me, rolling up my sleeve: Okay make it quick.
Doctor: I had an affair with your wife
Me:
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Me: Hello, I'm here for a job interview
Interviewer: Great, and do you have experience?
Me: Yes, this is my 20th interview
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The most popular sports in the world and fans..
A thread 🧵
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Top 10 Artiste Managers In Nigeria (No. 2 Has Managed Legends)
In No Particular Order,
A thread 🧵
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After having 2 beautiful daughters together and he wouldn't propose so she prepared a surprise wedding for them.
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The 10 Most Heavily Guarded Places in the World.
Number 3 (African loot) & 9 (Church secrets) will surprise you.
Thread.
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My ex: *Gets A+ on a test*
Me: Oh, so you cheated on that too?
The class:
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I have many jokes about unemployed Rihanna fans...
but none of them work, work, work, work, work, work
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11 Terrible Wizkid’s Song That Shouldn’t Have Left The Studio 😂
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I know I said I’m done with Love but there’s this Girl !!!!!!!!!!!
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So you like men and women but you're still single???
Guess you’re bi-yo self
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Seeing someone spoiling themselves isn’t an invitation to ask them for money
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I took a urine sample at the doctor's office today...
I think my kleptomania is getting out of hand
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You pass your death anniversary every year without knowing the date
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At this point I don't even know if I'm breathing correctly
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Some Amazing Tattoo Design That Are Far From Simplistic
Thread 🧵
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The Multifaceted Governor With Many Talents (See Top 5)
Check Thread 🧵 😂
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Pun thread ?
Let’s have it 🤭
Drop yours 🥵
I’ll go first
1. My boss is threatening to fire the employee who has the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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Hear me out
“Never trust anyone”
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Ladies, does a man own you if he pays your bride price?
Men do you believe you own ladies if you pay their bride price?
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Olamide VS Dagrin: who is the greatest Yoruba rapper of all time?
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You may not see me online for some time sha..
Valentine is coming, I want to sell my phone to take care of my baby
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When you gotta go to work even though you just went yesterday
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When the food is so good that you burn your tongue while eating it, and now you can't taste any of it for the rest of the meal:
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HIT BATTLE: Burna Boy VS Kiss Daniel
Who is coming out alive
Polls below ⬇️
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20 Would You Rather Questions
Quote with your response
1. Would you rather change the outcome of the last election or get to decide the outcome of the next election?
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10 Perfect Nigerian Albums With No Bad Songs
Which Is Your Favorite?
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Me in a conversation
Trying not to interrupt and trying not to forget my point
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Siblings really know how to unlock a supernatural bonus level of anger in you
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Good things are coming and they’re coming to me and to you 💯
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Carpenters are scarce
Can I … …?
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At this point I can only offer “Omo, sorry and have you eaten?”
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When you want to take a screenshot and you mistakenly turn off your device by pressing the power button alone
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“When I grow up I will be an amazing and cool person”
Me at 40 years old:
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Hairstylist: do you like it?
Me: yup perfect
Me on the way home:
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