Lauren stole these images from the account on the right, posted in 2016. Fully 💯 committed to proving you’re not anywhere you say you are. Let’s go, Lauren!
No responsible adult would let a child eat food you prepared, knowing you’ve given Will cannabis and CBD (and your house is a whorehouse where porn is made) so don’t expect any kids over to play either.
The “store cupcake only” rule has been in place for years & you know it.
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeItLala_
Bizarre to me how we have not seen ONE PHOTO of her on the beach in this new dreamland. She took her picture everywhere in demon Memphis, from the grocery store to every mani pedi. Nothing too mundane! Yet not a single pic of her in Florida. Only stolen shots. Lauren is lying.
@didyoureallyha1
Wait, I thought we were all Russ? Then we were all Jason. Now we are all Dave? I’m not any of them! I’m just a happy homeowner with cute pets and a loving family and a great job and friends! Currently sipping tea by my fireplace. But SO JEALOUS OF HOMELESS HO-USTON!
Such a sloppy liar. Also, you eat like a hungover frat boy, why would expect you to post those things you called out…after posting those exact same things btw
Her increasingly desperate posts today are getting zero attention & she’s talking to herself. She’s a ticking time 💣 of rage about to explode. Social media is her whole life. Sad.
You got pregnant and pressured a teenage student in your classroom to marry you to avoid jail.
You were allowed to quietly resign & NEVER allowed in a classroom again.
The student later committed suicide.
But you tell it your way.
My investments? Nothing to do with you and frankly, nothing you could even comprehend. My lifestyle? Loving family, friends, and a beautiful home, I’m doing aight, thanks though. Go find a motel, and run along now.
#legalizeitlala
is laughing that one of our classmates died from cancer.
@legalizeitlala
you are pure evil and this type of hateful crap shows the world how “kind” you really are.
Also stop posting “karma” as Dave. It’s embarrassing.
@EinsteinSarah
Kirstie died from cancer. No reason to use this for your sick agenda, Lauren. See, when some people say they have cancer, they actually have it, unlike you, who FAKED CANCER for gifts and attention. I’d shut my mouth on these topics if I’d been caught faking cancer but you do you
In her mind MLGW, Nissan, her apartments….anyone “asking” her for money is a vaxxed Satanic worshiper trying to murder her. They’re called bills, Lauren.
I bet her credit score is 3.
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeitLala
Y’all KNOW I love these shoes the MOST.
Is it even summer until “the outfit” makes its debut?!
The Febreeze cocktail top, distressed Old Navy jeans & THE shoes. Pair w plastic pearls. Chef’s kiss.
I guess our
#gastroparesis
warrior
@legalizeitlala
is feeling fine today! Nothing like a bbq pizza and bacon and blue cheese smothered wedge to help soothe the tummy.
Crab and salmon and lamb, oh my! Lauren spends her government cash on $$$ restaurants until the last week of the month, when she begs for money for her “child custody case.”EVERY MONTH. Grow up
@LegalizeitLala
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeitLala
I couldn’t believe how many people were on to her evil awful self. I wished someone had asked what she did for a living!
I seriously hope Jason’s attorney asks, very slowly and deliberately, if she believes, as she’d said dozens of times, Dud is possessed by a demon & there are hundreds of actual demons trying to kill her. Spoiler: There is no right answer. That ALONE should dq her from custody.
@JustCur43228149
Yes these need to be reported immediately. She’s asking maniac and known violent aggressor Chris Fortner to harm Jason. Chris absolutely will. He’s dangerous.
Lol bitch I don’t know how to photoshop and I don’t need to. That pic is on your page. I can zoom in though. Nice try, Lincoln.
#dermablade
#lookintoit
@EinsteinSarah
She really needs to stop telling these stories when custody case is looming. What a moron. More terrible lies about Dud, who actually deserves all this bc he chose it-twice!
@EinsteinSarah
What a miracle! Can’t drive 45 minutes to visit her son (back when it was an option) but zero issues hauling herself to Tunica this week. Must be the weed.
So Dave confirmed to MANY people you were faking disability just last week! I bet you’re glad you got control of his accounts again. But the damage is done. Dave blabbed the truth to too many people. Thank you
@cccochran317
!
@EinsteinSarah
This is her former bff who she did live cam girl action with back in the day. It lasted a few weeks before it blew up. Can’t imagine it will go well this time either. I’m sure that’s Methy’s pink shirt Lauren has glued to her back. This shitshow has begun and I AM HERE FOR IT!
@EinsteinSarah
This is effed. Horrible! A judge definitely needs to see her new beliefs about satan, demons, & God as her personal hit man.
Beyond that, she wasnt too disabled to stalk someone day & night for months. Cut the disabled crap. Two people close to her have proof it’s all fake.
2/2 I haven’t physically abused my child so much the police had to intervene. You did. I didn’t get caught faking cancer, you did. I’m not the one doing blow job videos online & selling drugs. But tell me again how stupid we all are, please. You seem to have it all figured out.
You know who DOESN’T say that all the time? Your daughter, whom you mentally, emotially AND physically abused until police intervened. She doesn’t speak to you, is testifying AGAINST you in Will’s custody case, & won’t let you near her small children.
@Tiffany901Lyons
She’s injured as much as she’s autistic, a lobbyist, or a writer. Or a mom, human, or empath. You’re a prostitute who makes her dates buy steak first. Enjoy while you can. You’ll be working Summer Ave soon enough.
Roaches can survive nuclear bombs. No one is worried about that.
You need to be worried about your rent check. Start looking at public housing. You’re the one who’s F*CKED.
@JustCur43228149
@LegalizeitLala
The pic on the far right is her getting Botox. That’s MedSpa equipment. But tell us again how getting “poison vaccines” injected is bad.
She really doesn’t have the sense not to post it.
@JustCur43228149
She accused her daughter of trying to murder her when Lauren was in FB jail and wouldn’t give her mom her account password. She’s pitiful.
@EinsteinSarah
This is a familiar play. She did the same with Jason for a year, back when she actually had minions who volunteered to kill him. Then the murder defense lawyer thing. Third time will not be a charm. You should and will go to prison.
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeitLala
Getting that court defense ready. He abuses her to physically hurt her and ALSO lies to hurt her chances of keeping her kid. All part of the master plan.
@EinsteinSarah
@BeckyJohnson222
She charged past security and ran into the office screaming. She threatened and harassed individual classmates and called in a threat on reunion day so all of the children had to be put on lockdown.
THAT’S how you get banned from an event
@beckyjohnson222
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeitLala
She’s literally jealous of a dead woman bc there’s such an outpouring of grief and sadness over her passing. Lauren knows she will never be missed by ANYONE. Jealous of a dead woman. SMH.
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeitLala
“My circle has shrunk as I awaken to the truth…”
Translation:
#legalizeitlala
chased off any friends I had and my own kids bc she can’t manipulate & control me if others see it and speak out against my abusive relationship with a rage-filled disease faking mentally ill liar.
@EinsteinSarah
@LegalizeitLala
“Be alone with God”
=
Ordered to stay off social by judge presiding over her felony assault arrest yesterday.
Overs/understand on when first drunk rant goes up. I say tonight.
Free tip for
@LegalizeItLala_
Every time you lie here we are going to call you out. Show the receipts. Stop you from stealing money, harassing people, & being a general turd. Keep posting. We’ll do the same, but with far more responses. 😀
@JustCur43228149
Leighton (her daughter) has repeatedly said her mom HATES sex but talks about it all the time for attention and to get cash. But despises actual sex.
Ooh y’all! We are getting charges and cease-and-desists again for the never-th time! She’s a classic projector so thinking these two have some charges of their own right now.
@EinsteinSarah
You nailed it! This guy is a real sucker watching her spend $$$ every week on booze and big meals but won’t buy Will a bike. What, exactly, is the child support for?
@BaersTiffany
@LegalizeitLala
@legalizeitlala
thinks a smiling FB post she forced Will to make will mean one iota to a judge. Posting got you into this situation but it will not get you out of it. You’ve made such a huge mistake with the whole Dave thing. Poor William.
@JustCur43228149
I remember this. She claims she helped a woman “beaten and abused” by Stanford Roberts (Leigh Anne’s brother) and hid her in her apartment. The story went on and on and changed hourly. Total BS. She tried to get clout by trashing them and was served a cease and desist.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, posted here is anywhere CLOSE to the horrible things you said and posted about your own husband. This is on you. We’re just here for the crazy show, sweetheart. You’re the main character, not us! Such a victim!
@RSOsavesyou
I love how her verbal gymnastics tries to be so slick. “online says could be cancer.” No doctor said that. Slick wording not slick enough, Mensa.
@EinsteinSarah
She has tried so hard, every post to make her custody issues about weed. Girl please. Even your HUSBAND ratted your raunchy ass out to everyone including Jason. Next, the police. Sit down. It’s over.
What a whopper of a lie. 100s of thousands of dollars! Lol. If that is possible why are you begging for “lawyer money” right now? You’re no activist, just a drunk pill head ranting all day on Facebook. Make a spreadsheet and keep your bs straight.