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Lauren Houston is a disease faker, fraud & a liar. Stop giving her money.

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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
5 years
Lies to friends from high school-I think it’s pretty clear to see the support here from 🐝. She says she’s in “Remission!” We all figured out pretty quickly she lied ab having cancer. In 2011,she started w/new diseases, IC & GP. 🤥🙄 Ske apologizes to 1 person for past cancer lie
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Here’s Lauren-not Dave- smoking crack, this is not “pot rocks.” Thank you Dave for allowing this video to be posted & shown in court which sealed her fate keeping William. FU Lauren, FU. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
God has prevailed. Jason won his custody case. Lauren has lost custody. She can’t force him to lie for her, have him exposed to drug dealers & use his child support for her drugs. It’s terrible when a mother loses her child but Lauren is mentally ill, irrational & a drug addict.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Lauren’s daily routine: This is at 9am. She is smoking her “pot rocks” and drinking Jack Fire shots with William there. Look at her f’kn eyes!!! I DESPISE this dangerous hypocrite. Look at all her drug shit on that filthy table!! @LegalizeItLala_ The DUI was well-deserved.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
No, you didn’t file a report, but I dare you to!Another lie. I AM NOT JASON, YOU DUMB B*TCH. I WENT TO HUTCH. There is no way Jason would know all this info a/byou from then. Plus, he won! He got Will away from you! I guarantee you are the last thing on his mind. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Nice beanie, model! I realize @LegalizeItLala_ is trying to show her abuse(which is fake), but I don’t want to EVER HEAR HOW WE ARE ENVIOUS AGAIN!😂Look at that HUGE nose & all those wrinkles. And that tiny top lip & lash less eyes. No thanks, I’ll pick my looks any day. #oleugly
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
23 days
Yes👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻, @LegalizeItLala_ likes to smoke dabs, smoke crack AND snort cocaine. BUT “She’s the chosen one” and has organs “shutting down monthly.”
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
23 days
Never forget that she lost her son because of this video, SMOKING CRACK. @LegalizeItLala_ Oh, and also, don’t forget William is 12 & told the judge he didn’t want to see her anymore. Yet, she blames everyone else for losing her son & “her money.”
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
26 days
I love that this huge nosed psychopath thinks her looks are fabulous & can post the picture on the right saying it’s her!!!!!! LOOK. AT. YOUR. NOSE. AND. TINY. EYES. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
6 months
I can think of nothing worse than being your roommate and eating your food. 🤢
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
18 days
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. TO @LegalizeItLala_ STFU. YOU ARE TOO MUCH. ALL. THE. TIME. STFU.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Well, shockingly Lauren missed her DUI court date today. So yet another warrant will be issued for her today or tomorrow. Is everyone as jealous of her as I am? She definitely has an IQ of 160 to miss court!!! Very smart!!!! @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
Today’s not a good day for @LegalizeItLala_ on X. Stay tuned!Begging “her abuser” to stay. Claiming he’s hitting her when he’s not. At the end when she says “let’s go”she is taking off her shirt for sex. She likes rough “make up” sex. He left her the next day while she was asleep
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
8 months
I hope William never sees this. Poor kid. Worst mother in America. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
NO ONE IS FALSELY ARRESTED SIX FKN TIMES. How stupid do you think we are? Jason didn’t know you when you were arrested 6x for stalking Russ!These are exaggerated lies about Jason. You think these posts make you look good, they do not. Just STFU & quit lying. @LegalizeItLala_ 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
24 days
Who writes this💩Didn’t Russ tell her was going “to destroy her looks” too? I’ve never known someone who thinks they are as attractive as she thinks she is. The case against Dave was dropped bc you were the aggressor. Let’s ask him what you did to his ball sack. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
William is 12. He can decide at this age who he wants to live with-it’s not you. IT WAS HIS DECISION WHETHER OR NOT HE WANTS TO SEE YOU!!! If you were a suitable mother, no one could have taken him, LIAR. @LegalizeItLala_ “If no body loves me” 🙄think a/b why no one does!!!!👹👺
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
Revised: Lauren STILL thinks child support was HER income and did not belong to William. She is dead ass broke now showing she was living almost exclusively off her son’s child support. Karma has come for you hard bitch. You can’t steal from him any longer.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
07/23/2024 8am Lauren’s day of reckoning (FINALLY). If anyone wants to see our famous celebrity, she will be at the Collierville courthouse for a DUI. She is also charged w/reckless driving & she missed her last court date. We are all envious & want to be her. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
6 months
Lauren, looking THICK, showing us her exceptional dance move, clearly no issues w/her MCL & absolutely chugging her beer. She’s at another elite bar: Rock House Live. @LegalizeItLala_ PS nice hair cut, granny
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
28 days
Looks like you’ve got some fans on X. Lololololololol. Literally no one cares what color you paint your toenails. IF you had any real life friends, that would be a question for them, BUT you don’t so you ask complete strangers. Sad, pitiful existence. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
Your child was not kidnapped. 1. You were given visitation but complained about the drive (30 minute) AND you knew there would be no more child support. Your planned 18yr paycheck was gone. You only wanted to see him if you were getting paid. Cont..
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
You literally ask for money, movers, bedroom sets, money for food, donations for your white 🗑️ OnlyFans and prayers every day. You always ask for something. You really have zero self-awareness. It’s comical. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
If it is a health food and a cure all, why do you have SO MANY DISEASES? According to your lying a$$, you have had: a TBI🙄new onset seizures🙄multiple sclerosis🙄dementia🙄POTS🙄GP🙄IC🙄UC🙄leukemia🙄pancreatic cancer😡😡😡😡😡😡 @LegalizeItLala_ P.S. I’m not Jason, a-hole. 🐝
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Hi, I’m @LegalizeItlala and I’m a complete f’kn lunatic. EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF ME, EVEN MY EX’S WHO ALL LEFT ME, BUT WANT ME BACK DESPERATELY BC I’M SO BEAUTIFUL & MENTALLY SOUND. WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE, LAUREN. #SEEKHELP 👇🏻IS COMPLETE INSANITY.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
I wanted to make sure everyone has seen this. Why she thinks it is funny to sleep with married men is beyond me. 😡 And I seriously mean no offense to her ex’s, but only 1 of you is attractive. She wouldn’t know a hot man if he slapped her silly. #terribletaste @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Unless you are going to William in a dream, no one needs to worry about him. This is another lie. He doesn’t want to see her and she signed away her rights. #liarliar @LegalizeItLala_ You will do ANYTHING for attention! Shame on you!
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
18 days
This made me lolololol. She’s trying to 🛑 violence against men, but beat the ever living shit out of Dave & almost ripped his ballsack off. 👌🏻 @LegalizeItLala_ keep those lies coming. #psychopath #idiot
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Awe. Our gastroparesis warrior is so strong🙄🙄🙄. 10% motility (she claims) yet she can eat anything she wants. HOW DO MINIONS NOT QUESTION THIS BULLSHIT? @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
21 days
👇🏻This is why the Sarah Einstein account exists. You made fun of me for a physical problem of mine. You shouldn’t have done that. You call people “FAT & UGLY” all the time. Why don’t you remember the horrible things you say? @LegalizeItLala_ You shouldn’t have made fun of me🖕🏻🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
5 months
Mental illness don’t let you see who you are. You are 100% this person, Lauren. Everything you denied in this tweet. And the fact you won’t delve deeper into this & are always right proves your illness. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
🙄😂Lauren-Lacey Scott was popular in high school. You were not. A cheerleader doesn’t mean you are popular. You had a small group of weird friends-sorry, you guys were odd-you weren’t on MUS homecoming & no one in your grade would date you bc YOU HAD ALREADY SLEPT W/ALL OF THEM!
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Ya’ll look 👀 the public figure, the BEST teacher in Memphis is teaching “to the world.” What would we do without this information?!!! 🙄🤪🤪🤪 @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
17 days
Which “Loved ones” are you referring to? You are all alone, no friends or family because you are a monster. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
ONCE AGAIN you are lying your options: you can see your son on some weekends & quit talking about him on social media OR you can give up any rights to him and blab nonsense and lies on social media. You chose social media. THAT’S what happened! STOP FKN LYING. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
3. Lauren always thought Williams child support was her money. Now she understands it was never her money. She spent nothing on him. Bought weed, drugs, went to dinner, hair did, nails, etc. with Wills child support. 🤬
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
When you sign away all rights to your child, you do not pay a dime to the other parent. I thought you were as smart as all doctors & lawyers? You do understand that we are too & your LIE FOR ATTENTION is NOT plausible. No one believes you pay Jason a dime. STFU @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Lauren, you are such a dipshidiot. If weed or psilocybin treated dementia don’t you think everyone would be using it?! It treats treatment resistant depression. 🛑 putting false information on social media. You look like an asshole saying your dementia is cured. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
Shut up with your sanctimonious bullshit. When we post YOUR lies, you call it a smear campaign. God is watching you & sees your constant lies. There is nothing about you that is graceful, nasty ho. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
19 days
DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. You haven’t shined the light on the dangers of vaccines & the benefits of weed. You want glory as if you were Jesus-who you compare yourself to. These are reasons people hate you. Be a nice person, you are full of hate & mean as a🐍. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
You sacrificed your son for social media. You literally chose not to see him on weekends so you could do whatever TF it is that you do on social media (LIE). And you want me to think you wouldn’t choose money over him?! Please. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Interesting that what you say about him is EXACTLY what he said a/b you when breaking up with you. Also, notable that no man has been arrested related to you- either arrested before or after you. What’s the common denominator, YOU!! #psycho @LegalizeItLala_ 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
Dave isn’t panicking, YOU ARE. I have videos & will be posting them & you will be exposed as a liar, AGAIN. He walked away bc he has proof that you are the abuser, 🥜case. Russ doesn’t know Dave. No one believes you. I will continue to expose your lies. Checking on your DUI.🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
She’s on the lam. SHE GOT A DUI LAST MAY 2023. Now we know why she moved again. She cannot come back here or she will be arrested. “I don’t drink much” OK @LegalizeItLala_ Dumbest move she’s ever made to miss 2 court dates. DON’T EVER TALK A/B HOW SMART YOU ARE AGAIN, LOSER.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Or you can use makeup & bruise yourself. Don’t anyone be fooled b/c if this crazy bitch can pull out a molar on either side of her mouth & blame Russ, she sure as hell can fake some bruises & blood. All charges against Dave were dropped, LIAR. 🤥 @LegalizeItLala_ #selfinflicted
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
Yeah, I’m the psychopath, I haven’t been arrested 7 times & convicted of bankruptcy fraud. I don’t have a current warrant. I have a job where I help people every day-I DO MORE THAN POST ANTI-VAX💩ON SOCIAL MEDIA. I’M ACTUALLY THERE & PRESENT FOR OTHERS. GO FUCK YOURSELF, LAUREN🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
People aren’t arrested 7 times for not doing anything wrong. Russ didn’t pay the 👮 & the district attorney to arrest you 6times. You are a stalker. You also got a DUI in May 2023 & you have skipped the last 2 court dates. You will have a conviction. @LegalizeItLala_ #loser
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
I can’t take credit for this but one of “Jason’s flying monkeys” 🙄🙄 reported her for hate speech for which we all know she’s guilty. Hopefully she tries to lie & say it was a hacker. 🤣🤣 #lyinglaurenallthetime @LegalizeitLala
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
8 months
OMG what a monster/devil/satan/narcissist/psychopath. Who says this about their child. Reason #1 why you don’t have custody-this bullshit below. You deserve every single thing you have lost. POS. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
It’s truly frightening how mentally ill you are. All of these are lies conjured up by a very sick mind. LET RUSS GO. He couldn’t care less about you. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
If I had to pick btw you & anyone-I WOULD ALWAYS PICK THE OTHER PERSON. Let’s not put others down when you look like you do. You are a psychopath for leading people to your pages-it’s not difficult to see your mental illnesses quickly. @LegalizeItLala_ She’s prettier than you🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Here’s our gastroparesis warrior eating fried food again. She’s amazing with just 10% motility. Most people are in the hospital with a motility level that low, but not @LegalizeItLala_ She can drink daily & smoke crack all while having so many diseases. 😳🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
6 months
SUPER SOBER LAUREN flirting with nasty man, begging for dranks. I don’t know about you guys but I’m envious of it all, the pearls, no make up, 80’s realtor hair & talking to men just so they will buy my drinks. #theenvyisreal @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Things that 😡me off about this post: I love paying for you to go out for meals while I worked 11 hrs today. I love that you can eat FRIED chicken & BBQ with “10% stomach motility from Gastroparesis.” Why do you cry over food in Memphis? #psychotic @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
You are a whacked out lunatic. Russ is not on X, we are women who have known you since high school/college. The men left you & have never looked back. You are a delusional schizophrenic-no matter what we say or proof we give you, you only believe yourself. NO ONE IS JEALOUS.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Lauren was 24 & Ray, THE TEENAGE STUDENT, was 17 when she slept w/him & got pregnant. They soon married to keep her out of jail. This was the 90’s, if it had happened now, she’d be in jail. I’ll never understand why she doesn’t see SHE WAS WRONG!!! @LegalizeItLala_ @Tribeless123
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
You mean like yours? You are one of the dumbest people I know. @LegalizeItLala_ AND I’M NOT FKN JASON, RUSS OR DAVE. I WENT TO HUTCHISON. I KNOW THINGS AB YOU THERE & AT UT THAT THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW. STFU.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
OR it could be from smokin crack? @LegalizeItLala_ #dipshidiot
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Just wanted to make sure everyone saw this, it’s probably old news. Lauren absolutely loves for social media. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
2. William bravely stood in front of a judge at a later date and requested he not have to see you ever again. Granted!
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Here’s the empath and Mensa genius unable to defend her stance on autism-A DISEASE SHE SUDDENLY HAS🤪 by the way-by telling someone to F off. What an amazing teacher!!!! Her inner light just shines so bright. ✨✨🙄😂 @LegalizeItLala_ #bestmomandteacherever
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
7 months
Y’all know that the baby was staring @LegalizeItLala_ because she’s the most beautiful woman in Memphis and now in Florida!!! The baby knows!!!! And I’m sure it felt her innate empathy too. She is top notch amazing.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
5 years
@cannabismedicyn -read the above-this is 2009 when she faked pancreatic cancer & we all stood by her. We gave her money, our time, our care & concern & she LIED ab having stage 3 pancreatic cancer. She is not trustworthy. She did raise money this year for a trip to the beach. Liar
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
I’ll give you a hint, BEST word to describe @LaurenCHouston .
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Hello, meet Kimmie!! This is Lauren’s new roommate. She’s a lot like Lauren, she has been arrested a few times. She’s a weed smoker so that makes her f’kn perfect in Lauren’s eyes. Watch out Kimmie, Satan has moved in. @LegalizeItLala_ 👿👹Lauren, you better not hurt that dog!
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
21 days
@JustCur43228149 @LegalizeItLala_ Yay for Leighton! She did break the cycle. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
When you put up an AI picture or a Facebook game app & act like it’s really you, you are desperate for attention! You are so insecure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
The thing is Russ, like a plethora of other men, had you. He was embarrassed of you, & eventually left you. He wasn’t jealous of Will🙄. He didn’t want a child w/you. You simply make up scenarios of the past that are LIES. And you look stupid. 🤥🤥 @LegalizeItLala_ #seekmentalhelp
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
26 days
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
7 months
“It never fails” is you-YOU are the narcissist, YOU are the demon, YOU are full of hate & difficult to get along with…PS Your appearance is tragic, you are the only one who doesn’t see it. Quit drinking 24/7. Old people don’t like AC & it’s his 🏠 You will be kicked out soon.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
Why is she wearing this? If someone abused me, I would never wear the ring. Ever.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
6 years
Don’t know if everyone is aware but L thinks that the song, “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” was written with her in mind. Not only does she look like a complete looney tune in this video-her narcissism just shines through. #legalizeitlala
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
Smoking a bowl is not the answer for everything. I’m going to make people mad w/this statement, but anyone who smokes weed 24/7 is trying to escape something from their life if they are never sober. There’s no other reason to be stoned all the time. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
Guuuurrrrrlllll no. Love this little gem of a video. 😝 Nice shoes, 8yo.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 months
I don’t mean to keep harping on this, but doesn’t she see that this is a LIE?! Look at the honker👃on the left! And her plethora of wrinkles & jizz above her R eye!🤮We know her hair isn’t that long! Tiny eyes, no eyebrows or 👄. She is OBSESSED w/her appearance! @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
5 months
Everyone is wondering why there’s no current picture of Lauren. These were taken this past year, BUT I’M SO JEALOUS OF HER LOOKS. 🤪😜😆😆😆😆 @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Well, the low class part certainly fits you then. I don’t personally believe weed is low class, but I do believe that anything @LegalizeItLala_ does is low class. Also upper class people don’t smoke crack, like you!!!!!
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
11 months
You lost your son because you are dangerous. You lost your son because you didn’t fight for him, you literally chose social media over him. If any further lawsuits, custody hearings, etc come up, I’ll start a gofundme for Jason (& I don’t know him) in a ❤️beat. 🖕🏻 @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
7 months
SO She’s moving. He tried to abuse her w/a safety pin in her mattress.🙄Can you even imagine the shape of the sheets, mattress cover & bed?🤢 I would never get rid of my mattress to sleep on someone else’s full time. I’m grossed out enough at hotels. She’s foul. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
25 days
Hahaha🙄🙄. You are the one who is obsessed w/us and your past at Hutchison🙄. If you were decent & a kind person no one would f*ck w/you, but you are a lying monster & 💩mother. I do not know 1 person who likes you. You are despised, @LegalizeItLala_ seek help for your kids. 🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
26 days
I mean, I’m definitely obsessed w/ “your looks.” And your referencing your “excellent character” is😂🤣🙄You always say how funny you are-I finally agree! YOU HAVE ZERO SELF AWARENESS. You are a monster & treat people horribly. You are simply a complete asshole. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
When a mother-YOU-willingly gives up her child so she can still fuck around on social media, you don’t get to complain or worry🙄. YOU gave up any rights to your son. He would call you if he wanted you in his life. STFU @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
17 days
🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️I have in the late 80’s, and her name is Lauren Carole Houston or @LegalizeItLala_ You are ridiculous posting this when you are literally the devil. 👿 #sofullofhate #Narcissist #histrionic
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
You are nothing more than a tragic &%! Think about your children-no one is going to rescue you the day before, stupid. I’m embarrassed for you.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Lauren doesn’t know how to read body language. This poor child wanted to be away from her/didn’t trust her at this young age. He always pulls away from her. She’s a GD monster—I don’t blame the poor little guy one bit. You deserved to lose your children, bitch. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
Yes most families help each other. You have misremembered that your family cut you off. You have lied & said they are narcissists🙄& abusive. Let’s talk about the things you’ve said about Leighton AND Will. You are truly a monster & deserve the💩life you lead. It makes me lol. 🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
1) You were never a foot model. You have the smallest ankles & widest forefront of your feet.🤢 2) I’m glad my working my a$$ off could pay for your membership to Massage Envy & drink all day, you💩. GET A JOB. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
9 months
I legit get 2-3 of these a week. It’s the same story: they think she’s cute, are anti-vax, pro-weed then VERY quickly they realize something is askew & then it goes downhill. But keep sending people to my tweets, dumbass. It’s the fastest way you lose followers. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
8 months
A city didn’t screw you over. Your lies did. And it will begin again in Destin. It’s your pattern & we will wait. The only difference is when you screw up there you will have no place to live, no furniture or car. You will be homeless. You set yourself up & we are here for it.🍿
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
No one stalks you, including me. Hiding in Russ’s neighbors cars while taping bible verses to his trees🤪& calling his work is STALKING it’s why you were arrested 7 times. No one paid off 7 judges.🙄Todays gonna be a bad day for you, @LegalizeItlala 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
LOL. All charges were dropped against Dave b/c he HAD PROOF that she was the abuser. He reacted in self-defense. Russ has nothing to do w/our tweets about her lies🙄. She cannot let him go. @LegalizeItLala_ is mentally ill & lies about diseases & abuse. She needs a padded cell.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
#kimmiesue #laurenwthouston BFF’s Just wait Kimmie Sue, you will see the true Lauren soon enough. @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 month
@didyoureallyha1 @LegalizeItLala_ YES. She is not the beneficiary. Leighton was. Lauren was the reason Ray didn’t see his daughter when she was younger. SHE LIES ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
1 year
LOLOLOL. Drunk Sat night in this ridiculous shirt at Brookhaven & back out in the same shirt Sunday night at Skybox. Gurl, you have a pitiful, lonely existence as a drugged out drunk who is always alone. BUT WE ARE JEALOUS. #whatalife
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
3 months
THIS ISN’T MY WORK, IT MAY BE RUSS’S OR DAVE’S? OR COULD IT BE JASON’S? OR RUSS’S GAY LOVER? 🙄 REGARDLESS IT’S HILARIOUS. #couldbeacrackhead @LegalizeItLala_
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
This is 100% ANOTHER LIE. She gave up any/all rights to her son for social media so she LEGALLY cannot be forced to pay child support. She will lie about anything for more drama. Seek help, “Mom of the year.” You really are a fkn monster. I despise you. @LegalizeItLala_ 👿🤥🤥🤥
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
2 years
Thank you Jennifer for sending these AND for calling her out for her malice & hate. Like we all say, if you argue or disagree w/her, you are blocked. She’s not smart enough to have a logical argument or defend herself w/any sort of rational thought process. She’s so mentally ill.
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@EinsteinSarah
Lying Lauren Hoston Parody Account
4 months
🙄🙄 “Your girl is home.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 There is not one person who cares or wants to be w/you besides the Collierville Police Department. Be careful, ho. @LegalizeItLala_ I guess Monday is the day to get prescriptions for Xanax and hydrocodone.
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