Tag: Jeff
Character: Diddy Kong
Gameplay consists of spamming Barrel Blast in neutral for 7 minutes and teabagging in between stocks. On very rare occasions, will attempt to perform banana combos if playing from behind.
Tag: noGSP ↑ 4u ツ
Character: Zelda
Flowchart WiFi Zelda that spams neutral b in disadvantage. As stated by their tag, they will rage quit so there is actually “noGSP ↑ 4u ツ”. Has an infinite number of accounts to bypass the temporary ban for quitting. Block them at will.
Tag: 2Frame God
Character: Mewtwo
Starts every match with “I’m looking for a challenge” message, very For Glory-esque playstyle, does not hit or even go for 2 frames.
Tag: Diggersboy
Character: Mii Swordfighter
Extremely one dimensional mii sword fighter, uses a chowder mii, spams counter by ledge 100% of time, will not approach unless down a stock, double jumps away into airdodge in when you have invincibility.
Tag: AptHasNo.LAN
Character: Olimar
Abuses his cheap $500 apartment that does not include a LAN by sitting in a corner and throwing Pikmin across the stage. Does not even know how to so Up Smash into Up smash. Inflated GSP.
Tag: Freekey
Character: Samus
Basic projectile spammer that never approaches and rolls when you get within 6 feet of them. Lags as if he is playing from the depths of Brinstar. Inflated GSP.
Tag: Sandshrew
Character: Villager
Lloid enthusiast who has no problem camping for 7 minutes. If spamming sling shot and Lloid does not work, he will resort to mashing nair.
Tag: ŞPΛΓT̄ΛΚЦŞ
Character: Corrin
Takes flowchart to a whole new level. Spams B reverse specials and pin to circle camp. Abuses down air, directional air dodge, and roll in disadvantage. Remains in block-list purgatory since 2021.
Tag: coronaviru
Character: Banjo
Runs away, ledge drop grenade every time. Our match lasted almost 6 minutes because I camped too platform while 3 stocks up and he sat in the corner pooping eggs for 3 minutes.
Tag:DiamondBZ
Character:Inkling
spams roll, mashes random aerials no matter if they are safe or not, cannot kill outside of roller, cannot do upthrow upair. Funny whack.
Tag: AStackzzzz
Character: Sora
Mashes aerials and magic in severe lag. Will thunder from under the map and go for cheesy kills since you will not be able to tech with the lag spikes. 2-2er at best. Blocked.
Tag: Kameron
Character: Cloud
Holds forward and spams up B within a 6 foot radius. Resorts to cross slash when Up B doesn’t work. Can’t kill outside of spamming smash attacks and the extremely occasionally limit cross slash. Lag switches when playing from behind.
Honestly,
WHO TF, has time to make and pay for 17+ Nintendo accounts, ragequit every time they lose, and play as degenerately as possible on purpose to piss everyone off. Clearly this person does. Blocked