anyways you know what monday means ! (it's crepe monday. yeah)

the new smashed to pieces monthly ending at 11 pm on a sunday is so bhamphobic.....

i'm turning inside out

got 7th/28 today smash ultimate is an inherently evil game and no one that plays it has any gentleness in their hearts we must collectively repent

drink the shit, shit the crap

I just registered for WGA: Reunion holy shit. #WGAReunion via @startgg

played against a water deck, they hit a 5 head Misty on their first turn going second and I lose turn 1 few games later play against a water deck, they hit a 6 head Misty on their first turn going second and I lose turn 1 this will forever be the worst designed card in the game

got snowed in this morning so I made myself a breakfast burrito for the first time, not too bad 🔥

@JoJoDaHoBoTL There is not a more perfect cut than this in the entire universe

THAT TOURNAMENT WAS JUST THE PREGAME SHOW BABY LESGOOO

translation: went 1-2 cause I wasn't warmed up or practiced in matchups I can learn. dumbo

playing on main stream for my first set, not gonna stream my own run today

@CubeBc if i have to change my tag for the greater good so be it

had a dream that pichu was in mario kart 9. also the game had jumpscares

7th/32 today with wins on halfateaspoon and vulpes rivals 2 has turned me into a neutral monster i miss chad

scheduling over smaller tournaments and using money and player leverage to completely stymie them welcome back 2gg 💙

up tilt when your opponent exists, spam throw fsmash confirms because you couldn't kill with ult bowser, "yeah guys that nair tipper was totally intentional trust me"

bozos taunt last stock because they love not facing repercussions. I taunt second stock cause I mean that shit