Toussaint Douglass
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cardigan model, low functioning empath, lewisham native, mostly just whelmed. Rep:@UTCArtistMgmt
Joined August 2018
when the postie puts through a "Sorry we missed you" card but you catch them before they leave
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Nice sunny afternoon taking a stroll around my local park, just walked past a guy who has brought his own chair to the park. Not a camping chair or a folding chair, a full-on dining chair. There are benches everywhere. Gave him a nod of respect.
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RT @bwthornton: Causes of the British Civil Wars: royalists versus parliamentarians You're Dead to Me Sat 10:00 @BBCRadio4
@greg_jenner is…
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RT @bearcatquiz: Bearcat Popup 3 sees the wonderful @marcusbrig with a lovely crew of @speshmagiclady (Louise Leigh) @paddylennox and @To…
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It's chaos on our street. Normal bin collection is yet to resume and confusion reigns. The cocky ones have just put out their black bin, most of us are playing it safe and put the green one out as well, and one lost soul has gone completely rogue and put out a brown bin, madness.
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A squid game round where you have to keep the new year's resolutions you're about to make
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Day 3 of Boxing Day. My body has merged with my dressing gown giving me the superhuman power to watch crap TV all day. The thick fog has reduced visibility making it no longer necessary to take care of my appearance and has stopped all but essential travel to the fridge and back.
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@funnyniceangel Yes, one that doesn't sleep and seems to be permanently stuck on the cry setting but he's very cute so we'll probably keep him.
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That's right Gareth, we've taken over. It's now the BBBC. The Black British Broadcasting Corporation. MOTD will be hosted by Micah Richards, every historical figure in a period drama will be played by Lenny Henry and the new royal correspondent will be Paddington Bear mwahahaha
I’m an Englishman living in England which is still 73% white Yet when I turn on my tv to watch the BBC 6pm news I am greeted by this guy His parents are Jamaican How often to do white hosts appear on Jamaican tv news programs I’ll wager not often if at all Stop this racism
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FYI Gareth, there was a guy doing it that looked just like you but he turned out to be a massive paedo so we've had to step in. It's now the BBBC. The Black British Broadcasting Corporation. You're welcome.
I’m an Englishman living in England which is still 73% white Yet when I turn on my tv to watch the BBC 6pm news I am greeted by this guy His parents are Jamaican How often to do white hosts appear on Jamaican tv news programs I’ll wager not often if at all Stop this racism
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"Hi mate, could I please get a LGBLT on minority ethnic bread with Hellnonbinary mayonnaise."
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings
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You know you're in the 'nice' part of your area, when you pass a pumpkin carving that looks more spacious than your flat that's the size of a postage stamp in the 'not-so-nice' part of your area
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