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Podcast, YouTube & Blog w/ #PGATOUR (& LIV) Tournament Previews, #DFS & #SportsBetting advice, Player & Caddie interviews, & A LOT OF LAUGHS! Tweets are satire.
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Perez with a speck of honesty here.
#LIVGolf
The Tour still has a schedule issue for most players that they need to solve.
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I’m not a full on LIV hater. But…when you see what a tournament like this one does for the kids at St Jude, it’s tough to ignore the disparity between the 2 Tours in terms of doing good around the 🌎
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My 16 year old rolled his truck in a ditch. He was rushed to the ER. It appears he’s avoided major injury. Thank you for your prayers. It’s a miracle he’s alive.
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My beautiful niece took her life this afternoon. She’s been battling mental illness for years.
If you know someone with a mental illness…call them, invite them to dinner, include them. Life is a vapor.
I love you Zoë. ❤️
- Uncle David
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As good as
#themasters
was...my 10 year old golf loving son getting a lesson from
@garyplayer
was the highlight.
@champions_ret
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DJ being DJ when asked about Rory and the Player Advisory Council. God love DJ.
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Let me get this straight. Has a kid. Goes on his first golf trip with the boys. Gets arrested after the first night. Like this wasn’t expected…everyone calm down.
- Pat
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🚨 Only .16" of rain predicted at Pinehurst between now & next Saturday...
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We asked Brooksy if he was overlooking the US Open due to concern over losing to El Presidente...
"I won't lose. I got
@stoolpresidente
in my back pocket. I'm good." - Brooksy Koepka
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How can you not love
@maxhoma23
and his undeniable passion for this beautiful game. There is absolutely zero chance you get emotion like this with LIV players. ZERO. And that’s why it will always be just a cute little exhibition show.
This is how much it means to these guys. 💯
An emotional interview with Max Homa after falling just short at Riviera.
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Mission. Accomplished.
#THEPLAYERS
Si Woo…coming to the TJ Podcast in 2022
He saw the shirt and said, “Hell Yea”
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Has any announcer in the history of any sport been more wrong about random little things than Azinger today?
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Tyrell Hatton in the group behind me at Champions Retreat. Imagine going from playing Augusta to having to watch my golf swing in front of ya for 4 hours. Life comes at ya fast.
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Niemann
Rahm
Cam
DJ
Brooks
Hatton
All top 8. All within 5 shots of the lead or better.
Not a bad leaderboard.
If you planned on watching Pebble today, why wouldn’t you watch LIV today w/ these players?
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When the wife asks how many beers I had on the course today.
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Had to say goodbye to a good boy of 13 years today. Dogs are just the best. Baxter was among the best of the best. 💔
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Brooks in here being a badass to guys trying to do their job.
@Daniel_Rapaport
&
@dylan_dethier
doing the Lord’s work with this tough guy.
#LIVGolf
The end…Damn dude…would it kill you to just try and not be an asshat. Not even be nice…just don’t be a jackass.
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Is he a suspect in a crime?
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Today, I ended my 7 year stint as a COO at a Software Company. It was the best company I’ve ever worked for…with the most amazing people.
I quit to work on the internet full time in the middle of an economic/geopolitical shit show.
And I couldn’t be more excited!!!
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Hey
@maxhoma23
zero lessons and first time playing 9. My boy still wants you to roast his swing!
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@stoolpresidente
Ahhh yes...
here we have a new golf fan learning about the soduku mind bang he must face every week to find the coverage of this new sport he's starting to love.
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@NUCLRGOLF
@KyleBerkshire
@WorldLongDrive
what a weird scene...was he just like,
"hey guys, come out on your lunch break to this private dining room at Longhorn and watch me break this record."
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@jordantrav13
Not an FSU fan, but a fan of yours JT. You seem like a good kid. Wish you the best in your recovery.
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The "journalist" that asked Justin Thomas essentially how bad the news would have to be around Tiger for him to consider WD'ing from the WGC.
@AdamSchupak
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David got to take the
@ClubProGuy
Miata for a spin today with the infamous caddie, Ernesto. Ernesto may or may not be in the witness protection program. She's a real beaut CPG.
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What a day for
@ToneDigz
…
Big show on ESPN then straight to NFL Opening Night to crack some skulls.
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Papa Cantlay really went all out for New Year’s Eve.
Looks like Adam Sandler’s his stylist.
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My son (the one that had the wreck and has the “miracle 👁 “) turns 17 today.
We had a pirate 🏴☠️ party of course.
We ain’t raising no soft ass, get offended at the slightest thing kids in my house! He loved it!
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My dad was a cop for over 30 years in the south. He was born and raised in the south. He retired having never killed anyone after being a beat cop, SWAT commander, bicycle cop and jail commander.
There are more out there like him than there are dickholes like Chauvin.
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Yesterday, I (DB) had the scariest 20 minutes of my life as I thought my wife was going to die in my arms.
You can't imagine how scared you'd be in that moment until you're in it.
She's doing fine now. I'm as thankful as ever for answered prayers.
Love on your loved ones.
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Dumber than a box of hair. Nobody gives a shit about you our your league w/out Caitlin Clark.
Jealousy and stupidity is a helluva combo.
Chicago Sky player Chennedy Carter refuses to answer questions about hitting Caitlin Clark to the ground with a cheap shot.
This situation is incredibly embarrassing for the WNBA.
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Streelman winning the
#PGAChamp
would be like the guy we all know that outkicked his coverage by a chasm so great, none can fathom.
*I know this guy. This is real. They’re married.
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What if I told you the only day in over 2 years where we lost more followers than we gained on IG was this past
#BlackTuesday
when we posted the black square & agreed that
#BlackLivesMatter
Sometimes, the trash takes itself to the street...
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Can we get a prediction from Hank Haney on the Spelling Bee?
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BOME! 40/1 Knapp 💣 ✅
Greetings. My card of betting for the
#MexicoOpenatVidanta
Hojgaard 16-1 (1.5 Units)
Olesen 33-1 (.75 Units)
Knapp 40-1 (.5 Unit)
McNealy 50-1 (.5 Unit)
Stevens 55-1 (.5 Unit)
Perez 110-1 (.25 Unit)
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Hatton to LIV. They have all the characters. Reed, Bryson, Hatton, Phil, and even Brooks to an extent are all interesting.
The PGA TOUR just has great golfers. Very few personalities that provide entertainment.
Finalize 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 agreement 👏🏼
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The first night you & your stepdad get hammered together!
#PGAChampionship
@PhilMickelson
+
@haotong_li
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Huge shoutout to
@ClubProGuy
&
@MiguelVegaTurf
for their work at Augusta Regional Airport ahead of
#TheMasters
this year. Wow…
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There’s a real problem developing in this country that isn’t being addressed. People are not repairing their ball marks. I see it everywhere and it’s ridiculous. Something needs to be done. Am I the only one seeing this?
- Pat
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The Tour Junkies Fam & Si Woo Kim would like to wish our followers & fans a Merry Christmas!
Retweet & spread some Si Woo Christmas cheer to the golfer in your life!
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Welp. After 7 years...it happened. Betting on us!
In these big moments...I can always count on Pat to compose a meaningful song to commemorate 🤣
Thank you listeners/followers. Thank you
@ThePME
🐐
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@NUCLRGOLF
Yea...unless he somehow time warps back to 1996 and sees David Duval in his group
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@awfulannouncing
@adamlevitan
I mean...if she can't understand a Round Robin...then what's she gonna do for me & my future household?
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Pat hits his 6th outright of the season. 9 total for the TJ’s with
@seppstraka
at 140/1!!!!!! The year of the Dawgs baby!
#DGD
I have taken a lot of time to draft a card for the
#HondaClassic
Do whatever you want with it.
Oosty 22-1
Lowry 33-1
CBez 50-1
Pan 70-1
Ryder 140-1
Straka 140-1
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Just picked this little guy up today. What, the hell, have I gotten myself in to. 🐶 😳
- Pat
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Hate (and by hate, I mean ❤️) to see it.
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Things we’re 100% sure of in regards to this version of
@JasonDufner
Picked up girls on the Myrtle Beach Boardwalk ✅
Owned a Chevy S10 dropped to the floor w/ illegal window tint ✅
Smoked Swisher Sweets ✅
Loved Bubba Sparxx ✅
Patron’d a teen night club ✅
#PGATour
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I’m a white male in my late 30s and I did NOT dress up as Ted Lasso tonight.
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Remembering my brother Rob tonight 35 years ago today from his passing. Thank you for instilling the passion and love for the game of golf I have today. Your short time on this earth was an inspiration that will last a lifetime. Heck of a golfer also!
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Another day in the hospital, but the wife said we can watch
#THEPLAYERS
to see if Joel & Geno can bring home a Top 10.
The last 5 weeks has been very difficult for the Barnett family. Today will be the 3rd procedure between the 2 of us in that time span. We've spent 6 nights in
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@NFL_DovKleiman
@WSJ
Disney: "We can't have the Pat McAfee guys saying the "F" word on air!"
Also Disney...
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A lot of people say stuff and act one way in public but don’t back it up in private.
Grayson wasn’t perfect. None of us are. But, stories like this are popping up all over.
He caught a lot of hate from people that had no clue.
@Tour_Junkies
This was in 2020. He posted something about working through the struggle and I responded with a story of my dad passing and my working through that. He even when times were rough was trying to help and be a good person
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If you're thinking to yourself, "what can I do to effect change in my country", try this:
Teach your offspring to respect others regardless of anything. Teach them to have civil discourse & conversations w/out violence, hate speech or destruction of property.
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Everyone knows that 1 member at the club that you just hate to see coming.
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Thank you to everyone for the kind words, thoughts & prayers regarding my niece. Thank you to those of you that DM'd about your own mental health struggle. I'm in a much greater head space now than I was a few days ago.
Fight for your own mental health.
Include people.
❤️ - DB
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One of the most legendary caddie's at Augusta National passed away. I caddied with Fast Freddie for 2 years in college. He was a true pro and always willing to help out the young guns.
#RIPFastFreddie
#84
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Discharged on Wednesday.
Re-admitted today.
My wife is a fighter though. Only a matter of time before she turns the corner. Prayer 🙏🏼 appreciated.
Another day in the hospital, but the wife said we can watch
#THEPLAYERS
to see if Joel & Geno can bring home a Top 10.
The last 5 weeks has been very difficult for the Barnett family. Today will be the 3rd procedure between the 2 of us in that time span. We've spent 6 nights in
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Safest & most satisfying bet if the week cashes easily.
There's not a better bet I could make to coincide with my inner heart's true, unbridled desired outcome at
#TheMasters
*Maxes out on
@FDSportsbook
💰
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How it started: Married on June 23, 2007
How it’s going: 16 year anniversary in the Dominican … I’d say I did alright. 😍
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Jon Rahm on considering skipping the
#RBCHeritage
"It did cross my mind...I put myself in the shoes of not only the spectators, but the kids as well. If I was one of those kids, I would want to see the recent Masters champion play..."
Take notes 🗒️
@dallasmavs
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Wow! Thank you to
@garyplayer
for this unforgettable picture & quick lesson for my son, Collins. He was elated.
@champions_ret
#themasters
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DB’s wife and their Non Profit just hit water in Kenya! 260 meters deep!
The property literally had a hand dig well dry up completely the day before they showed up. Now they have enough 💦 for 1000 people a day!
Thank you to those that donated to
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This generation is going to hell in a hand basket.
We gotta have drip for every TD now! Act like you’ve been there before. Act like it’s your damn job. You don’t need a crown every time you wipe your own ass.
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Woke up to Straka Flocka’s 120/1 FRL hit
Nudged the wife
Role played like we were in Olympic Village
Showered
Off to work
Let’s have a damn day fam!
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Haha! Fackin 👏🏼 Luke 👏🏼 List 👏🏼
70/1 Winner! Back 2 Back baby! Woooooooooooooooooooooooo
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My word in heaven. We're doomed. Biden would literally bet Cam Tringale to win a PGA TOUR event every week.
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Imagine Glover doing this...
What are the odds?!
@TDuncGolf
's errant shot hit his wife in the head
@ATTByronNelson
.
"I'm just happy she's not hurt."
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Find you someone that lights up at the mention of your name the way
@K_Kisner
does with Pat Perry ❤️
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Never seen this before. This was middle of the fairway. The grass was moving like a waterbed.
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Congrats to
#RocketMortgageClassic
Winner, Ludvig Aberg!
Kid's a generational talent.
Very few guys have won their 1st PGA TOUR 🏆 in < 10 starts.
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