Big Took
@TookyMonster
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Hi I'm Tooky (rhymes with cookie). I am a potato, I'm a hilarious stand-up comic, and you love me.❤️
Boston, MA
Joined March 2010
People are just straight-up taking the wildest liberties on the T. #MBTA #MBTAFail #WhereTheyDoThatAt? http://t.co/ICPYeSl4rk
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For $45K plus benefits, you better believe I’m about to nut in a neighborhood near you!
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RT @DisavowTrump20: Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some ran…
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A MACHEL MONTANO TINY DESK CONCERT JUST DROPPED!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Learn something today, folks!
Whitewashing the uncomfortable parts of the past doesn't just affect Black stories. For example, you can't fully appreciate how a peanut farmer from Plains, GA became a beloved president unless you know TRUE Black History. The unwhitewashed history of Jimmy Carter: A thread.
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I swear we all take breathing out of two nostrils completely for granted until one of them clogs up 😭
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It’s not even funny how much this mashup embodies my entire inner world. This is who I am at my core.
glorilla x panic at the disco! (whatchu kno bout me x i write sins not tragedies)
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RT @ecoreysaunders: I love this as a euphemism and I will no longer use anything else. Thank you, @TookyMonster !!!!!
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Locking in!
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@JulietTaylor08 Bill put in that work! But it was hard for me to recover from the sight of thousand-year-old dong 😖
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RT @itsKARY_: Jimmy Carter held on long enough to cast his vote for Kamala Harris but didn’t want to stick around for Trump’s administratio…
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