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Sitting in training for "active shooter" safety and apparently pulling out my own gun and returning fire isn't the right answer for what you should do if there is an active shooter.
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I hate marketplace. Yes let me give you a $2500 bmw motorcycle for a clapped out fudd-15
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Im normally 1 to mind my own business but damn. Dude infront of me at checkout is being a asshole to this old lady cashier because his EBT card aint working. He pays with cash and leaves, i catch him outside loading his shit into this. Why the fuck does he have a EBT card?
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@ChangeTheRef
Bro out here thinking a gun free zone sign is gunna work. Worked as well as that height clearance sign stopped you from ripping your own roof off.
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@cheerfulclips
If it wasnt for physical and occupational therapists. Id still be in a hospital bed/wheel chair. Im about 40% recovered and able to walk and take care of myself
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Doxing me from my store aint the W you thought it was my guy. Especially when you show up unarmed making threats on camera. Im still disabled i aint fighting anyone. Wanna threaten my job? News flash i aint working since the accident. You dont like what i say? Block me.
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@MaraLynn614
@IsabellaMDeLuca
How empowering it must be to get naked for the price of a cheeseburger.
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Gm, it's raining and I have decided to be a problem at work today.
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I need some prayers guys. Hit on my bike on the way to work. Im fucked up.
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Broken pelvis arm wrist leg and 1 ankle. My teeth are shattered. I smacked the white truck head on. They called bomb squad for the flashbang in my bike lol.
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Went to a hardware store/gunshop to meet up for a armslist buy. Gunshop is like a fudd time capsule. No modern guns/brands 1911s bolt actions side by sides all american stuff. Has this commie ammo (as he referred it) $95 for 500 rounds. I bought $800 worth
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@NYPDnews
Hey nypd, is your departments hit accuracy still 17%? Might wanna use some of those bead blasters and get some practice in
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Bro this label maker is straight up making me act up. Qr code is a very poorly hidden data logger that rick rolls you. Its been up a total of 10 minutes and i already had about 20 people scan it.
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Man i just got the best news today. Between my lawyers and insurance my $280k of medical bills got taken care of. Its all going to the asshole that hit me. I owe a whopping $48.
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The fucked up part of this whole thing. Cops investigated the bike to make sure it was mechanically sound, because if it wasnt my brother was liable for the dude that stole it. When the guy hit the suv they gave my brothers insurance information to the lady to file a claim.
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When you hear a noise outside your office and gotta check if its clear.
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Tell my family leave the honda alone while im at training cus its manual. Get a automated email from my mechanic today that i never saw. A new transmission and clutch. None of my family has reached out to me. Ima loose my shit.
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Got the honda back. Cousin thought i wouldnt mind if he took it. Said he thought it was a 6 speed despite the shift knob saying 5. Went from 5 gear to forced reverse. Hes not dead but hes bruised up.
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On the 9th I caught a township worker in a township truck poaching on my property while on the clock. When confronted he said we shot a deer and it ran on this property.
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@Tim_The_Sandman
Internal. Had me wondering cus i was like how does a freshly wiped refurbished pc have a virus?
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Who would win? God's strongest retard or 1 osha inspector?
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hey
@gunpolicy
can I use your logo? I'll donate $10 from each sale to ya?
if they say yes, would anyone be down?
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Bro woke me up with a dead mouse and then just gave me this look for a good 5 minutes.
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@KingAdrock42
I got kicked out because any situation she came up with I would just blurt out draw my gun and shoot him
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@KingAdrock42
Asked all of us what we should do if there is a active shooter. My autism kicks in and I blurted out draw my gun and shoot back till he isn't an "active shooter" anymore. Lady teaching the training says no that's not right you should always run and hide.
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Alright lets do this! giveaway 2 is up for grabs. there will be 6 of these 3D prints up for grabs. pick a number from 1-200. it will end at 8pm eastern
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These 3d printers getting out of hand now. Cant believe this cant be detected by a metal detector.
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Got in a womans car this morning to warm it up for her. All tires had low pressure, there was no washer fluid, the steering wheel was sticky, and the mfer was on E to the point the gas light was flashing.
Why yall fucking like this?
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Im giving away 4 of these 3d prints. Pick a number from 1-200. Ill pick 8 numbers at random.
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We can bully them to make 308 and 7.62
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When i play in the creek wondering why everyone says its so bad.
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This clown showed up 45 minutes ago and hasn't gotten out of the vehicle yet. Just sitting there watching.
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Turned 33 today, so thats depressing. Not much else going on.
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Contest is closed ill post up the winners when my printers are done. Ill give ya a little hint now though.
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My legs are trembling and someones cutting onions. Im doing it though.
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This is my very first ratio. its not a big one, but ill remember it.
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WERE HAVING A BOY!!!!!!!
theres gunna be a little tony showing up in november!
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killdozer giveaway went well. heres a sneak peak into the next one ill be doing.
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@SSgtKotyk
knock off airsoft ones for $40
2. Buy real ones off Amazon
3.return the fakes to amazon for a full refund
4.profit???
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ive been dealing with a lengthy legal battle against this piece of shit. he been stalking people at the cemetery following them and myself along with a strew of other bullshit.
wanna know how big of a piece of shit he is? here he is letting his dog piss on a infants grave
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I went over to the shop early to check for other kittens or a mom. I dont regret it.
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Bout to prank my girl, if i dont post again just know she killed me.
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Its been 30 years since the
@ATFHQ
murdered innocent men women and children at waco. Lets get a atf meme thread going. Gimmie the spiciest get put on a watchlist for posting memes you got.
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Found this old wooden crate with a bunch of these weird green things in it.
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I get to go home for 3 days today. I miss the orange retart
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Theyve been lying to you for years. The pink stuff in your walls may be itchy, but its fucking delicious.
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Brother just sent me this, thats his front yard. That thing under the black tarp? Thats his motorcycle we just fixed.
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New contest just dropped. I need the best meme designs of these 2 flags. Most liked one of each will win. You have till thursday night.
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Well the 50 beowulf is coming to work with me now. Last night im out on a service trail on the atv. I heard this horrible scream and had what i hope was deer with CWD run at me on 2 legs. Whole mag from the ar to take it down.
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Should i be worried about these glowing streaks that set my cameras motion sensor off?
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Well my ebay store is gone and im furious. Dude bought a fairing kit, never read the description and said the color isnt what he ordered despite not giving a color. ebay covered him said he didnt need to send the item back. So now im out $300, the fairings, and a second income.
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Apparently telling the atf to suck start a shotgun gets you a instant 12 hour.
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How the fuck am i supposed to know whats going on? I dont speak or read spanish.
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Gf found this orange guy outside my shop. Guess we have another cat now.
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Yall mfers got me so corrupted that yesterday i said happy 9/11 to the postal lady when i was dropping orders off. The look of disgust i got from her and everyone else.
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The winners for the contest are
@FDEActual
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@JosephTheParrot
Im not one to steal credit, the artists are
@Onijps
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@_rainha_loli
Both will be getting one as well.
Oni gave the ok to use his design for a small batch to sell. Will link in the comments
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When i go, i dont want all this formal shit. Show up shit faced or lethally stoned wearing flip flops and a t-shirt. Show up with a loud motorcycle. Show up making some noise and problems, like my whole life was.
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