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Ten Hag has goalkeepers doing outfield training on day 1. Mega.
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Sancho once had the cheek to tell Bruno Fernandes to “stop moaning”
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13 years of academy football and now a pro but it’s “never been in his life” apparently or his parents. Why is he so desperate to be edgy? Guys a weirdo
🗣️| Ben White: “[Football] has never been in my life - or my mum and dad’s. My old man Barry is so laid back it’s ridiculous. When I was called up for the squad, he said: ‘Well done.’
“It was like he knew it was going to happen and it wasn’t a surprise for him” [
@MirrorFootball
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Only 3 of the Top 20 most expensive football transfers in history are English. These memes are so weird.
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A man who can’t dribble or hold the ball, our fanbase is finished man
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Possession Lost vs Burnley
Ronaldo - 14
Cavani - 5
Greenwood - 13
Sancho - 9
Total - 41
Rashford and Bruno Vs Newcastle - 45
Scary Hours.
#MUFC
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It’s not bullying when it’s Pogba or Martial tho
Gabby Agbonlahor on Roy Keane's comments on Harry Maguire: "I think Roy Keane’s being a bit of a bully there — everyone sort of jumps on the bandwagon when Roy Keane says something."
#mulive
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Joey Barton’s brother, and cousin brutally murdered an innocent black boy in an unprovoked racist attack, and afterwards fled the country.
He’s labelled it a “scrap”. What a prick.
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Every time Pogba is injured the club falls apart, he’s really the glue
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Martial would have a golden boot if Bruno let him take pens in 19/20
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It was never an era.
Klopp has won 1 Prem title in the entire time, he was just putting the pressure on like a glorified Spurs under Poch.
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He went to the birth of his child.
Harry Kane was labelled a saint after refusing to show up to training during an actual Premier League campaign. This media is gross.
Martial’s claim he ‘never disrespected’
#mufc
is curious when he went AWOL on the 2018 pre-season tour (and was fined for it) and allowed his agent to undermine a manager the day before he was sacked.
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There needs to be a serious discussion on why the only 2 players that provide any threat at all in this squad and have done for quite some time now, are always the first to be singled out.
"I'm worried if Ten Hag's gonna make it to JANUARY!" 🗣️
@Culturecams
thinks the Man Utd boss is in trouble with his squad 😳
@FCMPod
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#ManUtd
#MUFC
#FCM
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Shaw has an endomorph body shape, he was never “overweight” or “fat” as some people claimed whilst sitting on their sofa at 15 stone themselves.
For him to even cut to that level with his genetic disadvantage is incredible. He’s strong as fuck as well.
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You can’t be in your 3rd year after signing for £75m, on £350,000 a week and be a “scapegoat” lol
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For the few people saying we did this before, or under Ole - no, we did not. They were to busy playing table football tennis with their hands.
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De Gea has been holding Manchester United back from competing for over 5 years now
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I never want to see this pivot again.
Dribbled past 7 times, barely won any duels, they were tore apart.
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Weird how much better of a team we’ve become by not having a 9 just standing still waiting for tap ins. Funny that.
Just look at this..
If you're a Man Utd fan and you still don't appreciate this guy, then I honestly have no words for you.
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I don’t think people care to much about how often Bruno loses the ball, they care about the manner in how he loses it. There is simply zero logic in some of the passes he attempts.
Eriksen lost the ball 21 times today Bruno 9 lol
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Dean Henderson’s first half against Newcastle
Saves: 5
Saves in the box: 2
High Claims: 1
Back to his best, playing football 👊
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Football rivalry is dying, no wonder they want an All Star game.
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Steps out to block the run of the only unmarked player and forces a centre back to take a shot from range because all options are closed down.
Maguire done the right thing. Someone tell this chap he isn’t Jamie Carragher ffs.
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Have I honestly just witnessed David De Gea being lobbed ON HIS LINE
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Kai Havertz - not consistent enough in-front of goal to be a striker. Not fast, nor direct enough to be a winger. Not creative enough to be a 10 or that great in the pocket. Partner that with as much work rate as a sloth.
Twitter Tacticos will over complicate it with buzz words
🚨 Kai Havertz is now very close to joining Arsenal for a fee of around £65million.
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@Plettigoal
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Good goalkeepers install confidence in their defence.
They don’t install confidence in the opponent.
So much confusion in the build up yesterday, Murphy from Newcastle also says how he felt they were on top of Utd after that.
🎥:
@FIVEUK
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Streets are saying De Gea won’t leave his line if Eriksen has an emergency
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Ye alright you might of won the league but ultimately you’ve got a vicious rapist in midfield
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McTominay - Fox’s selection box
Puts in a solid performance once a year.
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MINI THREAD - Antony
I’ve started watching some Ajax games the past few days to gain more of an understanding on Antony and I’ve found an aspect of his game which may actually bring out a positive in Fred or McTominay (surprising I know).
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Ronaldo makes the team play worse idc if he scores a few goals along the way he isn’t it anymore. Not sustainable, sign 2 forwards ASAP and let him go score some tap ins for Napoli in his stats obsessed last 16 UCL run.
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Harry Maguire is 10x the player Lindelof is
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The realisation that I’ll never see this midfield trio is sad man
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As someone who’s watched them all week in week out (apart from Adams) at their absolute peak/prime the list is:
1. VVD
2. Terry
3. Rio
4. Vidic
5. Kompany
I’m only basing this on their peak/prime.
🏴💭 𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐄 | Who is the greatest Premier League CB of all-time?
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Sancho can’t beat a man, can’t cross, never shoots, bad in the press, zero effort in defence, doesn’t seem to have a connection with anyone on the pitch. What’s he actually good at or offering this team?
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If I see one more United fan tweet that we should sign Emi Martinez I will lose it
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Casemiro - Leibniz Milk
It’ll take you a few shops to find them, but when you do… Perfect.
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David Raum linked to Manchester United - a huge upgrade on Alex Telles.
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Ten Hag saw Bruno drop 30+ G+A and played him centre back btw
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So disrespectful he deserves better, he should leave immediately.
💣🚨 David de Gea signed a contract extension with Manchester United only for the club to back out of the agreed proposal.
De Gea, 32, agreed to a drastic reduction on his current £375,000 per week wages, but the club did not sign the contract.
And they have now submitted a new
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Martial - Nice.
Always falling apart at the slightest bit of effort. A very weak biscuit, although they’re a nice treat when intact.
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Luke Shaw - Shortbread
High in calories but generally, the absolute bollocks. Stupendous confectionery.
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General G cannot be stopped
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THREAD - A look in to the data comparing the current Manchester United striking department to the strikers we’ve been linked with.
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Not sure there was enough said yesterday on Alvaro Fernandez.
I thought he was excellent in that first 45 minutes, really good in the press and his vertical passing on the ground was really impressive.
A long term successor for Luke Shaw right on our doorstep, another senior
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The De Gea sympathisers have mastered the art of blaming everyone but him. The casuals love it, the self absorbed love it, I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, closer to a Danny Ward than an Alisson. A 4/10 on his best day. Overrated.
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The league is not ready for the transition Manchester United are about to make.
André Onana to Manchester United, it’s finally here we go! 🚨🔴🇨🇲
Clubs are closing in on the agreement then Onana will travel for medical tests and contract signing.
Man Utd set to request VISA for Onana for USA trip.
Ten Hag will have the new goalkeeper he wanted.
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@ThreadmanChaza
Alarming that mostly all other clubs already do this and we haven’t for years
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Mason Mount is comfortably the worst performing player for England to ever get a run this long in the squad.
Genuinely looks like he’s won a competition to play for England, and I actually like him at Chelsea before their fans cry.
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Mark Goldbridge and Joe Knows Ball will pay for their crimes to humanity
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Haaland pressures per 90 - 11.6
Ronaldo pressures per 90 - 6.6
Haaland is 22 Years old and I haven't seen him pressing much he's a striker his job is to score goals. but United fans complain about 37 Year old Ronaldo not pressing 😭
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