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Timothy J.

@TjBrainard

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Enigma! || Alive || It's always easier tweeted than done! || Me and Typos 🤝🏽 || Ignorance is bliss; for fools inching closer to their unforseen end.

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Timothy J.
5 years
@Still_Psychic There was absolutely nothing funny in this. See the hurt in her eyes. This world tho'
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Timothy J.
4 years
If we are being honest, Mercy Eke is that winner #BBNaija has always needed. The winner we often wished other winners were but weren't. Mercy is the sh*t. No cap.
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Timothy J.
3 years
The one thing I'd always be impressed with is how Nengi broke stereotypes. I don't think there was any other HM whose "downfall" was being anticipated. But she shattered hateful hopes 💪🏽💪🏽 #BBNaijaReunion
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Timothy J.
4 years
Poor Laycon. A broken leg and a broken heart in only 2 weeks. 😂 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@alpha_iphy @MrsVeenosen I admire how you're bold about this double standard. A queen that knows what she wants.😁
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Timothy J.
1 year
@YomY0m_ Does it surprise you? Nigerians are classist about everything. From gadgets, to food. Even lifestyle. The average Nigerian needs his neighbour at the bottom of the pit in order to feel validated. That name that was given to that small generator says a lot about us as a people.
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Timothy J.
4 years
Dora: Just be there as a friend. Don't push her (Erica) away. Whatever happens let it flow naturally. You can control your feelings and still be her friend rather than not talk to her & hurt yourself. Kudos to Dora for the best advice that's been given to Lay hitherto #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
4 years
Laycon's handler needs to release a book or seminar course after the show. That person sabi and deserves some accolades. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@deshola55 And by "unkind" you mean loss of privileges /benefits? These are the shortcomings of the transactional ships that y'all are into these days. And what you deem as acts of kindness are simply solicitation benefits which expire as at when due.
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Timothy J.
9 months
@TeerachCraft They think this is a sign of a "secure man"
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Timothy J.
4 years
At least Nengi never kissed Ozo and put him up for eviction with the excuse of getting distracted by him. We've not forgotten how TBoss nominated Miyonse after all the kisses 🤣 ex HMs 🤝 amnesia #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Irebamiolakanm1 Exactly the reason why you should be avoided. I can feel the anger in your tweet. Woe betide the man who decides to couple up with you because for every year you raise your own child the more venomous you'd probably get.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@unclebayotics @Princemudi_ Lol i remember but you see The fear of breakfast doesn't imply that one shouldn't do what they deem as an act of loyalty. He was her bf then, so she's justified. We are all gonna die someday but it doesn't imply that we shouldn't look left and right before we cross the road.
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Timothy J.
4 years
So no one is going to give kudos to Ozo for a job well done?? Some people wrote him off and he delivered IMO. Even Erica (who's not feeling too well) came through and still shared Tom Tom for the spectators. 😁 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
4 years
Laycon is presently wooing Erica. Brighto would be proud. 😂 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
3 years
@vickAlmondo @ImohUmoren If you were making such an amount monthly you won't be here.
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Timothy J.
5 years
The way Seyi stans Mike's aireyys brand ehn. No be for here #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Naza02Naza @UgwunnaEjikem @Wizarab10 She wants a higher ROI for her knacks.
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Timothy J.
4 years
Laycon is talking about how strong Tacha, Mercy and Mike were. Lol if only he knew. Clueless fellow. Las las na CPR dem go use resuscitate am on that finale. Efe had an idea, Miracle was quite certain, Mercy saw it coming. Laycon doesn't even have any idea. Smh #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
4 years
Ozo aspires to be FIFA president. That dream shall be realised. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
5 years
@Dukeofmbaise @Bard_Boi_ Its not about forgiveness. It's about accountability. These public personalities need to understand that their tweets have consequences.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@YomY0m_ I honestly dunno if there's an unwritten taboo for Nigerian women to work on themselves. Their idea of self love is loitering about and eating. Their bodies be crying for love and affection besides overpriced spa treatments.
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Timothy J.
4 years
Pple say all Ozo does is follow Nengi about so where did he find the time to "Make friends" with "trouble makers" that make his reign so easy each time. And if it simply takes friendships to win wagers then what's stopping other HMs from making friends as well. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Sir_Fin He's a hard worker and I have faith in his success rates. 😆
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Timothy J.
4 years
Kidd is one HM that viewers are very lenient with. They excuse a lot of his misgivings but this is a topic for another day. Where was he when Lucy was sorting out the groceries and washing the chicken he pops out of no where as a self acclaimed grill man & chef? #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
3 years
@revatoshe @Yemihazan Lol See how you're subtly trying to lure him to evade from his actual preferences. He wants a "good partner" who isn't an ex olosho or runs retiree. That's his choice. Good partner wey don waka round that one na good partner?
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Timothy J.
4 years
Shout out to Ozo and TrikyTee. You both played a good game, you won big and I wish you both the best in your future endeavors.😘 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
1 year
@Tee_Classiquem1 This why its best to ensure the other person is as invested in the ship as well & it isn't a one sided thing. Women who are constantly chased don't know how to love.
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Timothy J.
1 year
@ThaBoyYom People shouldn't be separated from the people they settle for. Its either they have a penchant to trash or they're a very poor judge of character. Either way. There's no escaping accountability.
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Timothy J.
4 years
Ozo is the first HOH to stay safe the week after his reign. Ozo is king. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
3 years
I think WM's problem is that he isn't a wicked person. Had he been less nicer in the house, his good deeds might have been exaggerated rather than scrutinized as a reason for suspicion. This is what years of #BBNaija toxicity has turned us into.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@alumsson @oloye__ Please write a letter to all our leaders & ask them if they'd ALL resign.
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Timothy J.
1 year
See Uloma getting her flowers. Men aren't as sentimental as women presume. The weyrey may not be the TL's favorite but we'd not deny her wits.
@Bams_Jnr
Big Deacon ⛪️
1 year
A podcast episode featuring Shola and Uloma in it will slap ngl.
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Timothy J.
3 years
@mollfixdiapers @lamboghiniC @Falilatt_ Imagine having to wait till you have plenty and series of money before you can earn the respect you rightfully deserve. What a sad world it would be. Thankfully, your ideal world isn't the real world.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@YSG____ @Eminitybaba_ You fit no sure oh bcz these days ehn. I won't say more than this. 😑
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Timothy J.
4 years
So each time there are claims that Ozo is soft and weak yet time and time again several HMs see a leader when they look at him. Just say you want him to be mean, uncouth and toxic. The strength of a man lies not in his brashness IMO. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
5 years
@explicitepr @elblaque @Mistersamuell @TheWalePeters @WildChefHuman @chemicalbrodar @Alex_Houseof308 @okafor_angela @OlabodeLA @legendary_yharz @DONJAZZY Leemao!!!! Y'all just saying it looks unrealistic cz you've seen the realistic image. Had it been a solo pic, very few would be able to tell except hardcore photo-shoppers with sixth sense.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@mrsveenosen May his wife not jam yahoo boy, his marriage is already hanging on a thread. How can a man snooze for 2 solid years?
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Timothy J.
5 months
@Fayokunmii @____whitney_ Lol See pot calling kettle black. You deserve no friends.
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Timothy J.
1 year
@khanofkhans11_ ...and witnessing the cries of those who are financially beneath you bcz that's how they proclaim their status (however true or false) meanwhile you've passed that stage of fugazi esp with trivial things like gadget. This is sm1 that bought 7 cars in one day if I'm not mistaken😂
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Timothy J.
1 year
@PenTitan This can only catch you by surprise if you rush the wooing process. From a good well grounded convoy you can always place them. Ain't no way a SS student can fool me however full her derrière.
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Timothy J.
5 years
@tookie_r @AyandaG__ @Sira_NotCool Word!!!! People always make it seem like the "big" stuff is what they have to offer in a bid to trivialize the little things because they don't want to be as accountable, as they should be, for their consistency.
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Timothy J.
4 months
@Emperor_Severus The last time in my life this subject ever came up she told me she revered the standards which I set for my self and everyone I interacted with; and that her confidence always got boosted whenever we got intimate. She said I treated her body like a temple. Sigh! what a dame!
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Timothy J.
1 year
@goaldigger_ke @curlymaneee Obviously she missed that part. Her need to spew venom made her miss that. Smh
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Timothy J.
3 years
Lol the same people making a fuss about Whitemoney's statement about women all feigned deafness when Cross said something similar. You're actually not bothered about what WM said, y'all just don't like him. Periodt #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
1 month
To all of you saying "Because of 100k" please what's the amount that justifies this sort of insults since y'all feel 100k doesn't cut it? I would like to know. Call the man out for his wrongdoing and disregard the amount!!!
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You're a daft person, you just have luck I'm in a good mood, paste aza under the comment you're pasting it under someone else's comment. Is that the person that is giving you money you're responding too?? 🏌🏿‍♀️
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Timothy J.
4 years
@Jearnyphar @_The_Immortal Different scenarios, same salty tears.
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Timothy J.
4 years
I wonder if icons are aware that their cause actually begins after #BBNaija . That is when Laycon would need your support. Are you willing to use this same enthusiasm to support his music or is this you people's icon-ism just a stint that gets terminated after the 71st day? 🤔
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Timothy J.
2 years
@ndujohn @daviruz @MuyiwaSaka There won't be any brain drain as the brains weren't even permitted to function properly in this messed up country. Nigerian would be fine in its ruins.
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Timothy J.
5 years
#BBNaija is not a Mercy versus Tacha show. I repeat. It is NOT a Mercy versus Tacha show. Hian!/
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Timothy J.
4 years
Dorathy is one of the most conscious person in that house. Its not so obvious cos she hides it behind jokes and all but she also does overkaku hella lot. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
3 years
Akunna made the right assessment. Most disciplined singer. Kingdom knows when and how to adopt music techniques. So effortless. #NigerianIdol
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Pence_oc @Morris_Monye Lol You certainly don't know my people. Nigerians can sacrifice their own lives for a better life. I know that sounds like a contradiction but its true.
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Timothy J.
6 months
@kwets11 Omoh! I no fit believe oh! 60??
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Timothy J.
2 years
@sunnyside__D @BabaYehgha When you go to the rest room why is it that you're on the look out for that display symbol that determines if its for males or females? Going by this logic of yours, you ought to disregard the symbols and go in to find out for yourself since you don't want to use your brain.
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Timothy J.
2 years
Facebook is actually a clearer depiction of reality. Twitter is simply an island of politically correctness where people tweet according to the template of their twitter masters. Which is why we often act surprised or shocked because here we're consumed by constant pretence.
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A Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty⚡️
2 years
In a closed Facebook group, a woman complained that her husband raped her 15 yr old daughter (his step-daughter). Read some of the advices she received below:
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Pawsh_Jai @maxvayshia As if the majority of women of this generation ever demanded for more.
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Timothy J.
4 years
See how Ozo and Kidd look like two dads discussing what school to send their children to whilst they watch their kids play outside in the garden. 😂 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
3 years
@Onflood_ How many strangers are we going to depend on for decency? I'd advice, instead, that people make partners out of decent people, who respect their vows and commitment. We don't live in an idealistic world.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@purechocky I was going to say she was being too fussy but do you know what it takes to hustle a wedding jotter only to give to another? That's love😂
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Timothy J.
2 years
@PenTitan Atheists don't drag religion, they drag Christianity. The fear of ending up as suya meat is enough to remind them of boundaries.
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Timothy J.
4 years
Dora that changed friends and boos whenever it was convenient.😆 From Ka3na to Lucy to Prince. From Ozo to Brighto. Her fans call it "changing the narrative." I call it being a scam.🤔 Fortunately scam-ism isn't against Biggies rules. The game is the game. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
4 years
"If you wan carry me for cruise, na me go turn driver. You go just see say you don become passenger and na me dey drive you"~ Brighto 🙌 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
8 months
@Wickedsexy111 @madamefeyella @jwaizen You don't know the dynamics yet you spoke on her behalf so swiftly.
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Timothy J.
4 years
When Ozo was talking about grace I wanted to remove his cap and knock his head. Someone that shouldn't even be packing his bags on Sundays. 😜 #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
5 years
I'm always surprised how Mike switches from wanting to win to celebrating with someone else who eventually wins. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
3 years
Nigga be acting like he didn't just win BBN. No inertia no post-win apathy. Just hunger and hard work. 👏🏽
@StanYvonnee
Yvönnë
3 years
I don’t know if it’s his team or that’s just how he is but Laycon was laser focused post bbn. Very impressive and he didn’t have to step on any toes to do so too
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Timothy J.
2 years
"Just have money! Just have money" Money won't buy the emotional intelligence that you need to be able to decipher the difference btwn a queen and a 403. The offsprings you plan to inherit these monies might not even be yours.
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Timothy J.
1 year
@Queenn_Ufuoma @teejay155 Nope she isn't mandated to accept his advances. However, if she gets burned by the one she "feels that way with" she ought to take responsibility for her bad choices & not whine about it. A good man gives good results, a bad one doesn't. Women should decide what they truly want
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Timothy J.
4 years
Prince is unhappy. He says he's always too close to wiining so many things but yet never wins. I feel for him esp knowing he's also getting closer to bottom 4 😔 #BBNaija
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2 years
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Timothy J.
3 years
@infonaija_247 @oloye__ We have not yet resisted the ban on the app you're using to tweet, you're talking about resisting a name. Maybe you should speak for yourself tho'
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Timothy J.
5 months
@Fayokunmii @____whitney_ Be asking! In simple terms: Look at what's behind you before judging what's behind others.
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Timothy J.
1 year
@PenTitan And soon after comes the barrage of "insecure" tags that she'd rain on the bf when complains.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Isidore0001 The trolling would just be for a moment because they would be occupied with the tears from the penury that another woeful dispensation would bring to them and their families. Chants of misery wouldn't have any distinct languages. It would all sync like an acapella
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Timothy J.
4 years
At this rate, Bright O may even get to host the reunion show alongside Ebuka. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
4 years
Seyi had a gf y'all shipped Seyacha. Lilo allegedly had a bf. Y'all shipped Leric. Nengi allegedly has a bf but y'all ship Ozone, Pringles. You dont/never like(d) Laycon for Erica, Simple!!! Just own up and say so. No need to hide behind the gf agenda #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
5 years
No one would remember to say that it's unfair that Seyi and Tacha didn't partake in the veto power game of chance #BBNaija .
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Timothy J.
6 months
Rest oga! Before someone on this app opens your wife's case file.
@the_Lawrenz
Alabi
6 months
A lot of good women are out there, but are you ready to be a good man?
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Timothy J.
4 years
Nengi should be endorsed by Guinness jor! Ladies drink beer too. Why don't we have female beer ambassadors sef? Just wondering #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@pearlddiva Your own father probably placed standards when he settled with your mom (i like to believe he did. I stand corrected) but you want other men to do otherwise. You are mad!
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Timothy J.
4 years
So it was Neo that told Lay to switch on the light on that his tanatana cloth? Na wa o #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@Ada_di_ora_mma "The parents are old school and emotionally abusive" "The church is misogynistic" "The society aims to silence women" And finally, "Men are too immature to be told about a woman's past" 🤕
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Timothy J.
5 months
@NachiBig98994 @_Linda_Ime I urge you to pray for better things. Not to be a beneficiary of a financial slip up.
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Timothy J.
3 years
Saskay is a treasure that needs to be preserved at all costs. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@ojay_obin @Wizarab10 As a friend, you ought to have told him tbh. Been in this situation before and I kept my friend up to speed right from her first hint of flirting that by the time she was planning to flip the script I was several moves ahead...
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Timothy J.
2 years
@DadaSupremacy2 @Bigzeal100 He legit said: "Listen to what you're dating." So technically, for his mom and his sisters, that's his dad's problem as is with the men hoping to date his sisters. At least, be smarter when you want to start a gender agenda.
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Timothy J.
2 years
Its 6pm and by this time Doyin would have been all dressed up and all made up sitting pretty in the lounge awaiting her fate. This promptness of hers, to me, was one of the most attractive things about her. If not the most. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
4 years
@Ola_yide Probably what Lucy has been going through but she's not been handling it well. Laycon is doing fine thus far.
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Timothy J.
3 years
@ButterBabe__ @MrMekzy_ If you want to judge this. Check his demeanor when dealing with sales people and bank security etc. Staff at filling stations etc. Don't be naive to believe chivalry is proof of benevolence.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@okealusi @0hammiri The fact that you've hinted that the "all" in question is subjective and listing out tips about finding a balance buttresses the earlier point that: "you can't have it all"
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Timothy J.
3 years
@call_me_justina @Kayfrenzy_11 @Falilatt_ Then you meuvee with you dignity intact and block them if you can. Its that simple.
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Timothy J.
3 years
@mrclissberg @Chydee So you think insisting on not bickering at 30 is what is hindering Nigeria's progress? Please, explain how
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Timothy J.
3 years
@Drew_kutto @Queenbathsheba7 @AlumBaeOfficial That's because they somehow feel that they're doing something exceptional to their gender. Every reasonable adult pays bills fam. Its not an achievement like they make it seem
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Timothy J.
2 years
@jon_d_doe And its not even a question of whether he's actually right to vouch for his wife. A man who can not vouch for his wife would likely bounce. Most men are with their wives because they believe in her exclusivity whether their belief is valid or not.
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Timothy J.
2 years
@monblaze @chymer22 Lol you're sounding so naive! The relationship was already over when she made plans for her PhD and he wasnt in the loop. Why did her doubt's and stand come after the "sudden" admission. Nah! Don't be hoodwinked by that thread.
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Timothy J.
3 years
Angel, please teach them. Teach them. See her dissecting the game. Its all about strength. Notice how she didn't reference "entertaining" but pinpointed strength as the ultimate criteria for survival. #BBNaija
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Timothy J.
2 years
@MobenJackson @Wizarab10 Na versatility him go chop? Times have changed. Lol this superstar nostalgia y'all have, please let it go.
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Timothy J.
4 years
Esther was certainly the fraud of the show. I can see behind her defence mechanism if no one else can't. Nelson denied your shady ass. 😂 You thought he'd wait on you while you were fooling around with your supposed Mr disgusting? Leemao. Aww It must hurt #BBNaijaReunion
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Timothy J.
4 years
I never knew Tacha lied this much. Natacha Na Liar!!! Hian. #BBNaijaReunion
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