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There has never been someone so awe striking both mentally and physically, every conversation with you was a light I will refuse to ever burn out in the halls of my mind. May you rest in peace
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@ShitpostRock
For those who don’t know, if you get caught in the current leaving the tank, it can and WILL make you fit through the hole
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@GodotIsW8ing4U
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@SocialNomadRach
Concrete is a lot more labor intensive to repair / replace. Asphalt just has a machine rip up the surface layer and plop down a new one, mostly only needing new binding to refinish
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@suflajm
@ShitpostRock
Your body is most certainly not incompressible, there’s thousands of live leak videos to attest to that
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@Dexerto
If he got hit while waist deep in water he would have just dropped dead right there, he most likely just felt the static of that much electricity suddenly charging everything behind him
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@BottleOfScrumpe
@GPrime85
Police killed a shit ton of puppies to stop people from adopting them “and spreading covid” in a city that had zero active covid cases
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@tulpapilled
@TheLazyManono
I remember reading some heavily autistic review about how much he’s upgraded his life and moved to a better spot in the favela but still rocking steady with the same chick
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@Helma_Lennartz
@GodotIsW8ing4U
@FuckKoroks
@SocialNomadRach
Yea it’s honestly baffling how easy asphalt is, and how shit most roads still are
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@footslurper
This isn’t a conspiracy this is just how it actually works, oil is mined from thousands of feet below the deepest parts we’ve ever found fossils. The most comprehensive theory is that all the massive oil spots are from prehistoric algae decomposition and the like
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@lastyearsitgirl
@MoreThnFrnds
@IndieCat30
You do realize he most certainly is saying the exact opposite, right?
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@biboofficial
It’s actually just such an easy hack, they’re just regular carrots that are already cut and peeled to size
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@_c_perez
@footslurper
I’m not talking about science I’m talking about god fearing dinosaur juice
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@eggplant_soda
@Babygravy9
That’s an entirely different scale? Like it’s not even the same window or color
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@Mtorres1843
@retro_twt
Dude works a bunch of random odd jobs, each episode is a different job with a different hot chick in it he tries to impress. I think this was like episode 6 or so? She challenges him to a race on his bike versus her motorcycle
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@user84829272
Almost all wood that comes in contact with food is coated with food grade sealants to stop exactly that from happening. you’d have to royally fuck up to get them moldy, but yea it is still possible
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@DragonKnight995
@RedLReviews
“Hey dude what’s your weakness?”
“Magic bullshit, and slapstick humor”
“..oh?”
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@KaguyaBaka
@Gregglezone
@BAKU28174376
Broke:
“Why are you wearing nazi clothes???”
Woke:
*pisses pants like a chad, refuses to elaborate further*
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@Akumabat
@skellyisnotdead
Sigma grindset of nu-zoomers is crazy, an entire generation consuming nothing but Marcus Aurelius phonk edits
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@mueez97
@NoContextHumans
“Allegedly”, this article is more like photoshopped than the video
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@CodeAficionado
@shoe0nhead
Dog killing aside, we can agree the right to bear arms shouldn’t be infringed, right?
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@CCypher56
@holl_horse
This was either the best game in the series or the worst game depending on who you ask
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@AshBCoffin
Looking up with my tongue out just for the pure thrill of fist fighting God himself
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@SophNar0747
Collectively let’s all agree to actively pirate ANY game from ANY company that does this
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@2fn2p
@Dantethebanned2
@headsup44
@ChrisRGun
Find me, in the books, where a human is treated as nothing more than either food or toys by the covenant before the fall of reach
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@Umbra_Tet
My feed got infinitely better after blocking them in the first place, now everyone can know some form of bliss even if it’s for a fleeting moment
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@tinderdistrict
@DLarsen52
@FluffyHash
@MoonStoneBlower
@Chodders3
@SashaMizaree
Nobody but you took that as him calling the kids assholes, if you had reading comprehension skills past kindergarten you’d get that. Yes you are the problem
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@spellgage
I use to unironically ask this same shit when I was a kid getting taught the food pyramid. Burgers and pizza have all the ingredients in one fell swoop but are considered junk food simply because most the time they use shit ingredients (sugar in the sauce / condiments)
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@LivingScribe
Not once have I ever stopped to think to myself “damn, you know what would make this sex bomb as FUCK? If this bitch was D R Y”
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@LawnMower_mann
PUT THE FLEET GENERAL ON THE LINE, I FRONTED HIM A DAVEY CROCKET AND I NEED MY MONEY
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@shoe0nhead
At this point I don't care where on the spectrum I am, if I can keep my guns and hate on libs I'm home
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Turning into a pair of sneakers and walking off an ass-whooping is a whole new level of shitposting
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@SealRight_Inc
@DocStrangelove2
Bolts suppress slightly quieter due to no gas cycling, and higher chamber pressures. That’s about it, but are two pretty big things to account for
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@DarkPanther_TV
@IncarnatedFiend
@KasaiKaiser
Guys I figured it out, they’re talking about their own comment. It has absolutely nothing to do with the comment they posted this as a reply to
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@Lotad69
@shoe0nhead
He basically sells an mlm “alpha male guide” tied in with a “get rich quick” bonus. Dude is incredibly bitch made and is allegedly on the run from euro police for human trafficking charges (how he probably got all the money he flaunts in his mlm)
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@allgarbled
Factorio, Minecraft may have captured more of the general autists but there is a deep level of autism required to even enjoy factorio to begin with
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@pierbiwierbi
No meme, swap your underwear to stuff that’s 100% natural fibers like cotton or something.
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@skatie420
You have the same vibes as those “wife who died in a tragic accident and now only exists in vhs tape flashbacks” parts of movies
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@MiffedScientist
@poopy_47
@TheOnly_Anti
@NUKIRUKI
You actually missed THIER joke entirely, they’re saying you can avoid having to ask a lawyer if you just draw your own art to begin with. It wasn’t rocket science holy shit
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@FreyaHolmer
I’m almost certain it’s getting reversed, there’s already threats of class action lawsuits. Plus I’m certain your talents will be greatly appreciated expanding to other engines and projects.
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@babyboyshorts
Drank nyquil after dinner to sleep early for like a week, stuck to that schedule ever since
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