About once a month I like to call a river raise with less than the nuts or something, just to confirm that they do, in fact, always have it. These are expensive lessons, but nothing valuable comes for free.
Getting limp-reraised is annoying, but usually what’s happening is that your opponent has a great hand and finds playing poker really scary, and you should be happy they faced their fears and came to play with you today
Francisco from the HCL stream just got it in with me with AJhh against my QQ on KQ2hhx and hit a royal on the first board and then a flush on the second, and I didn’t even get a “that’s poker” out of him. Disappointing
In 2012, I also ate dog food.
Not because I was broke, but because Nick Howard served me Purina at a dinner party.
I said, “No, thank you.”
He said, “You’re a guest at my home.”
In 2015, I stopped going to dinner parties.
Today I’m a millionaire
I’m still pretty agnostic on double board PLO bomb pots, for a bunch of reasons. But man they are great for quickly figuring out if a reg has actual aptitude for poker or if they’re just a stack of preflop charts in a trench coat
A guy came to my table and asked his friend, in Armenian, who the fish was. His friend responded in Armenian that the fish was seat 2.
Unbeknownst to these two guys, seat 2 also spoke Armenian and he translated the conversation for the table after he finished laughing
Lose a huge pot, stuck $2000: I feel horrible
Lose another huge pot, stuck $3500: Oh man this is terrible
Win a huge pot, still stuck $2000: I feel GREAT
Just semibluffed all-in for a huge amount in a 3bet pot and my opponent said, “Do you even know how to play poker?” and then folded. I’m not sure I’ve ever felt better after a hand
Got set over setted for stacks and ran a 3x pot bluff jam that got snapped off in the biggest game in the casino today and I lost less than 1% of what
@nikairball
lost last night
Some guy just won an all-in and
@ALLinAK
turned to the player who lost the hand and said, “You just doubled up the eighth most dangerous player at this table.”
Play a smaller game than usual and run bad: “Wow, I run bad.”
Play a smaller game than usual and run good: “Where were these hands when I was playing my regular game? Wow, I run bad.”
When I was about 12, my parents asked what I wanted to do with my life and I said I wanted to design video games. They said, “You could surely do something more honorable than that.” It’s funny looking back that I absolutely did not
New episode! As the downswing continues, I snitch on another reg, eat way too much McDonald’s, and ignore a spilled soft drink as my opponent cracks my top set with king high
Playing my first tournament of the year and just had to tell the floor about a player who’s sticking his hand down his pants and rubbing his crotch between hands
Just made a river shove that was probably worse than any play I’ve made in a year. I accidentally got my opponent to fold a slightly better hand, but there was a side pot so I had to show anyway. The guy who folded says, “That one isn’t going on the podcast, is it?”
I have lost $2500 this week in double board PLO bomb pots where my opponents turned over straights and flushes they didn’t realize they had. Both times, they smiled at me as if they expected me to be as pleasantly surprised as they were
2-for-2 bagging tournaments so far this year. I bought in for $1400 on Day 2 and am headed back tomorrow for Day 3 with 1.2 million, which I believe is a bit more than average. About 90 left. We’re in the money but nowhere near anything meaningful
Sometimes I’ll play with someone whose public image is that of a total crusher and top coach and he’ll be in 5/10 sitting with $500 and yelling when he gets stacked. And I’ll think, eh, maybe he bought a multimillion-dollar house in the Palisades yesterday and this is temporary
i like
@marcgoone
's stream. he is entertaining and seems good at poker. but i keep asking him questions on their and he keeps just reading them on stream and then not answering them????
Many live poker players who present as pros aren’t actually trying to win money, they’re trying to look cool and not lose. Either that or they have no idea what’s actually going on. There is no other possible explanation for the choices they routinely make
If you post a hand history somewhere, it does no good if the only details you relay about your opponent are what race and gender they are. “Black guy raises to 350.” Ok? I don’t know what stereotypes you’re expecting me to agree with here. Is this a whale? A nit? Phil Ivey? Who?
Many people have asked how I've survived as a poker player and I've never come clean until now. I simply run it twice whenever I gain expected value from doing so, and decline when I don't. Easy. The rest is all luck
TONIGHT!! SUPER HIGH STAKES $100/200!!
This could be one of the biggest, sickest games we've had...
$1.4 MILLION on the table to start!!
@GmanPoker
$400K
@andystackspoker
$300K
Double M $240K
J.R. $200K
+ Bill Klein, Ryusuke, Han &
@CryptoApprenti1
New episode! First, why $2000 is an important threshold at mid-stakes cash games. Then, I win a huge pot with a flush and get out of line against a fun player at 5/10.
I was texting something similar to a friend earlier. Public games can be tougher and you sometimes have to play with someone who isn’t fun. But you probably won’t get cheated or robbed or raked to oblivion, and you won’t have to deal with the politics
5/5 with a 50 bb ante and a 50 straddle
Utg1 limp. We 275 AA hj. Limper 800. We 2200. He calls.
Flop 4500: J87ssx. He leads 3300. We jam for ~8500 total. He calls and we hold twice against KK.
That's a 22k pot, the biggest I've ever won!
Whole table has been discussing the HCL hand for an hour and I bet/bet/overbet a guy with 98s on QT273. He openly considers calling me with jack high as a joke but fortunately folds. Good thing he didn’t have a four
New episode! I discuss how to separate good poker advice from bad. Then, I review a 5/10 session in which I play an $8000 pot, then get a jackpot table share
This will be the last episode for awhile that has anything to do with being on a downswing. People seem to have liked this run of episodes as much as anything I've ever done, but it's time to move on. Hopefully I'll just catch some heat
I’ve never felt better about my poker ability than I do now and yet I still find spots almost every day where I’m not quite sure what to do, especially with regard to bet sizing on rivers
There is no such thing as a “bad image.” Having any image you can exploit is a good thing. Sometimes your image makes bluffing better, and sometimes it makes value betting better
New episode! As the downswing continues, I snitch on another reg, eat way too much McDonald’s, and ignore a spilled soft drink as my opponent cracks my top set with king high
Sports drafts are so nice. Young dudes wearing the coolest clothes they can imagine walk up to a podium one by one as their long-held dreams are realized. True feel-good TV
Yet again making a mental note to slow roll a very rude guy who’s currently at my table, and yet again sadly realizing that I will never, ever remember to do this even if the opportunity arises
The table to my left just prematurely celebrated a jackpot. When it became clear they didn’t actually have one, the entire room booed them. Cheers to everyone here — that was awesome. Except Table 22, you absolute losers
Shout-out to everyone in poker who touches every chip in their stack before open raising, as if they’re examining the pieces of a puzzle that some sadistic murderer will kill them for being unable to solve
I don’t know why but I’ve had like 80 conversations with people at casinos where I’ll be talking to them for awhile and they’ll be like, “You’re British, right?” Are you even listening? I’m not British. I’m simply an American with fussy mannerisms who gets sunburns all the time
5/5/10/20
Rob 40 1b, I 140 2b JJ, folds to Rob who calls
Flop 305: A65r check check
Turn 305: Ahh check check
River 305: Ax he 200 I call. He shows ATo
I get $16k, Rob gets $8k
I’ve been sick (not COVID, apparently) since Saturday, so we’re going to release tomorrow’s episode next Wednesday instead. The schedule will return to normal after that. Apologies!
Having a week where I make almost no hands, and it’s interesting, like cooking a meal using only the random stuff left in your fridge the day before you go to the grocery store
A player is considering changing to my table and he’s looking around and pointing to each player and saying what he thinks of each. “No action … no action … action.” He points to me and says, “Somewhat action.”
Somewhat action! Hell yeah!
So often I’ll be at the casino or the grocery store or whatever and hear Red Hot Chili Peppers and think, why. What did we as a species do to deserve this
New episode! A dream about players getting massages at the table. A reflection on why I keep making the same kinds of stubborn choices. A taxonomy of hand histories
@RealKidPoker
It’s Mike who doesn’t get it, taking enormous risks with his bankroll and his life. Jo and Knish are the only characters in this movie who have any kind of sense. She’s kind of a buzzkill as a character, of course, but that’s different
Player A walks away from the table (and doesn’t return for ten minutes). Dealer passes the pot to the AQo guy (!!!), who snap leaves the casino. Player A then returns to the table and says, “Hey, I won that hand.” What a mess
When you bluff jam the river, and your opponent tanks, says “oh you’ve got trips, huh” in a spot where you have 80 million combos of trips, *and then calls anyway*, that’s when you know your bluff was a great one
(Female dealer trying desperately to get attention of scumbag to my right who’s talking to some guy behind him)
Scumbag: “In my country, when the men are talking, the women don’t interrupt.”
Player across table: “We’re in America, buddy. Are you gonna put your $10 in or not?”
There’s a weird pathos in watching Bill Klein wear a Purdue sweatshirt on
@HCLPokerShow
, which is on one-hour delay. He has no idea what’s about to happen
After playing all week and 12hr of 400/800NL w/me, my man
@2ksaori
Ryusake immediately & cheerfully hops in a $2/5 game. Absolutely legendary stuff and definitely something I would have done in my first few years playing. Still love this shit myself (only when I win obv 😜)
People who constantly complain that the game is bad are only making things worse. Instead of complaining, put the straddle on or suggest some bomb pots. Or just leave!
Sort of related, my girlfriend just heard me use the phrase "donk" a bunch of times on a call and told me that sounded "gross." She then made a list of other "gross" poker terms:
-Nuts
-Squeeze play
-Bet on the come
-Suck out
-Tainted outs
-Wet board
Watching Netflix's new Squid Game show where, unless there are wrinkles I'm not yet aware of, each player's life in the game is worth $10,000 and players are eliminated until there's one winner. I feel like I've watched this game every summer for my whole adult life
Player A, who has berated dealers several times in the hour I’ve been at the table, jams preflop for $1500 and Player B calls. The board runs out QT5ccc2x9cccc and B shows AsQh. Player A calls entire table “fucking donkeys” and throws KJdd face-up onto the muck. 1/2