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Bet that thing grips harder than a retard with a crayon.
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Sorry, I don't make the rules pal
This girl saw my Rolex gmt master II (pictured) and now we’re getting married. Case closed
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BREAKING: DOJ finds #Binance intentionally caused a liquidity crisis within FTX that played a role in the loss of nearly $10B in customer funds. The $4B settlement will be added directly to the recovered assets fund to match customer deposits 1:1 in early 2024.
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Look, y’all need to fucking lock in. Right fucking now. This is your inflection point. FTX went under 2 years ago and you’re all crying about Bitcoin being 60K. I’ve watched this from afar for many months now. The entire CT timeline has lost 80% of their networth in *checks.
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The niggafolio printing is one of the funniest outcomes I've seen in crypto maybe ever.
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> Dude gets engaged to a smoking hot, fit, successful Olympian for a wife . > dude who tweets 65 times a day full of rage bait . “He’s a beta”.
If your girl proposes to you, especially during the Olympics, you're cooked. There is nothing more emasculating than a woman proposing.
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This is a very, very, very good spot to talk half off your BTC/Coinbase stack. You should FSH the MSTR as fast as you possibly can, this divergence will phase out very shortly. Expect a pullback to 80/85K around the week before Christmas. You will want to bid ETH and SOL on.
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Your right guys, it's over. You waited 4 years for BTC to go up 30% in 1 month and for Solana to double top forever.
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@WClementeIII Dawg half my timeline is crying about it being over . That is not thrill or euphoria.
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Incredible series, this woman’s husband lost his 200k a year tech job and she’s blowing their savings because of mindset lmao
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I will never understand the ability to keep your entire net worth in memecoins. Mfers out here making $30,000 a year and a Phantom wallet with $700K when at 25 when they could easily throw it in stonks and make 75K a year, fairly stress free, and not have the rug pulled anytime.
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Su Zhu was visionary who was too retarded to stay alive long enough to see his fruitions become reality . If you are a pension fund, your primary goal is to drive returns using the largest array of uncorrelated asset classes that you can. BTC in particular will become just as.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 State of Michigan adds #Bitcoin ETFs to its pension fund, discloses $6.6 million purchase.
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One of my coworkers who just got hired a couple months ago was just fired because his activity tracker consisted of 87% of his day being spent on jupiter and birdseye lmao.
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I wish people viewed crypto not as the end all be all to strike it rich and retire at 22, but as a way to get yourself to the next goal in a relative short period of time. I wish people took $5,000 made $50,000 and used that for a downpayment on a home, or to travel for 3 months.
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Usually when the girl boss type starts popping up we’re about halfway through the bull market
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How is this real
There’s a fucking Terra Luna ad behind home plate on the dodger game broadcast.
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Jarvis gamble away millions of my.ref link income and then flee the country
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Guys I know the middle east is nuking each other but the dog has a hat.
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I fumbled generational wealth 3x on wif, Popcat, and Boden lmfao.
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I like fartcoin because it pisses off those tradfi influencers that buy tobacco stocks for the dividends.
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Don’t buy a house in your 20s, shove your entire income into building a business, tech stocks and large cap crypto. Grind, compound, get fucking LIQUID rich and then by your fortress of solitude when you are 35 and bringing new life into the world. If you do it in reverse you.
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Kind of in disbelief how crypto people are looking at the market right in the wrong way right now. As if this is some part of the planned market cycle. No, it's a gray swan event. It throws the cycle off course/delays it or derails it. You cannot know the answer right now. You.
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Personally think there is very little downside risk for coins moving forward. BTC tapped neckline and is establishing new range. Aligns perfectly with my new years god candle ideas on ETH and SOL. Expecting repricing to $500/8K soon in Q1
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Bro fucking made 150% shilling that shit, full stack hitlered it and then re-scooped with 3x the size.
BREAKING: Roaring Kitty just gave a holdings update. He now has a $180M position in $GME. Seems to like the stock.
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G***zy used to be pretty funny to me, but after Rollbit didn't pay him or w/e and he went from 300K bet slips to 1K slips it's not the same. Picking fights every day about the war, streamcucking relentlessly, more gore content. Just feels like I'm watching a slow mo train derail.
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The Ansem impersonator just pulled off the 8th largest heist in US history.
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The amount of these I’ve seen is insane.
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There's a serious meme velocity to shitters. The turbo speed run of PEPE to 1B was twice as long as the speed run of WIF, which Moodeng will be twice the speed of, etc. I expect this to get ridiculous. There were so many shitters last cycle that 100x'd overnight. Speed run szn.
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Do the exact fucking opposite.
You need to be focusing on the laggards right now. Last call.
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My ideal woman likes baking bread and not posting shit like this on social media.
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I decided and have sold all of my stocks, officially. All of it is now in short term treasuries (40%) or money market (60%). I’ll seem like a retard until late Q1/ early Q2 of next year. You’ll all lose respect for me. Call me washed, or turned beartard. I won’t short the.
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Remember when you all told me that Wifey was not a larp like 18 months ago and that I didn't know who I was talking about lol
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I bought a property in 2022 for cash and sold it last year for a small profit. Here’s what I can tell you. Being a landlord sucks and the returns are not comparable unless you are levered 5-1. If you like property, buy a reit, let someone else be the landlord and have a beer.
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Crypto is a single man’s game. When you stare at charts all day your “investing in your future, grinding, hustling, getting better, etc”. When you have a gf she views it as no different than video games and getting more attention than her. Then you are a loser.
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The biggest cause of depression is rumination. The sheer time to think. Keep yourself busy as fuck. Workout regularly, do work that adds value to the world, go on walks, pick up a new hobby, say yes to most social invites, date your spouse. My grandmother used to say “the.
After 37 years of age as a man, I’ve finally come to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.
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Just accidentally air-played a George Droyd video on the tv at the gym . Time to leave.
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She doesn’t want infinite amounts of money. She wants a middle class lifestyle and work that still makes time for her. If you isolate yourself for 16 hours a day to “make it” and get anon clout, you’ll lose everything else. Crazy how nobody gets it.
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Half of the US economy is women scamming other women out of their boyfriend or husband’s money.
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Fellas there’s no point in being unemployed when you can work remotely in tech to send a few emails a day and be virtually done with your day by noon.
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It took me close to 5 years to understand sizing my positions. I always was under the impression that I should size all my positions somewhat equally. For example, if I bought 5 stocks or 5 coins, I should give 20% to each. Let me save you the headache and tell you that it.
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I'm sure SOL up 7% and ETH up 4% on the first trading day of the year means nothing.
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I bet military industrial stocks like LMT are down 12% in the last 2 weeks because she's going to win guys
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@KeithWoodsYT Dude makes $150,000 a year and lives in Dallas. He’s 29 with a wife, a home, a great dog, a baby on the way, close with family, travels regularly and is happy. You sell on Gumroad. Shut up.
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Most people will fly too close to the sun trying to squeeze out the extra 10%-15% of this market after March at the cost of of a massive drawdown. I think you will be massively wealthier throwing that money into QQQ and calling it a day.
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Fellas I want to give a reminder that life changing PNL does not change your life unless you actually send it to the bank. I try to reiterate this advice to all the nouveau rich I get in touch with, but nobody ever takes it. And the horror stories are plentiful when the tide.
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Structurally speaking, this is one of the best accumulations I've ever seen
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Read these responses. Market pulled back maybe 20% and had everyone running around with their heads cut off. This was a weak shakeout at best and really the first once since the markup. These people are your exit liquidity. The "what if" traders. Unfortunately, the money for
Your right guys, it's over. You waited 4 years for BTC to go up 30% in 1 month and for Solana to double top forever.
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Today marks the first time since 2020 you will see liquidity get injected to the system and your trading a $1000 range on Bitcoin on leverage. Slap yourself.
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To preface this, I don't really do price targets, I more so look at the time of year. But given the recent FED hawkishness prefacing what will likely be dovish outcomes in 2025 (Fed said they guided 2 cuts for 2025 but with the inflation print today that number is probably.
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What I like about rich people is that they are "congratulations, enjoy!" type of people because they are not competing with you. While the poor are "Must be nice. " type of people. Money is an attitude.
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I know you mfers are broke by the way you react to these moves. Every pullback is the top. Over-leveraged because deep down you feel you don't have enough capital. You will continue to hand PNL to chad spot holders as prices appreciate at a faster pace than you can accumulate.
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Hot take, ETH shitcoins will outperform SOL shitcoins because of a forced HODL effect. When gas is $600 to get in and out of positions during peak alt seasons most normies will be very reluctant to sell. SOL it's basically free to jeet at any time.
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Expecting $50 daily candles from SOL and $400 daily candles from ETH in the near future
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Time to attack Raoul Pal for one bad call after everyone shilled Jewel and Matic at the top.
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There's a profound amount of Gen Z mutuals that believe that they will achieve financial independence by buying a house. It's like they think if they just grind that out, once they buy the house, they can step off the gas and start actual living their life. They think that.
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You will feel the urge to want to be contrarian when the dumbest people on your timeline start to get extremely bullish and make money. Don’t, as we adjust to PVE mode, the most delusional retarded bulls will make the most money. Don’t be a midcurver.
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At what point do you get too old for this shit? . Like when do you realize you are a wealthy grown man with a family and stop beefing for the affirmation from 21 year olds making shitcoin decisions high on galaxy gas.
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Niggas is getting bearish right before the fun. It's quite hilarious. Y'all going to be kissing the bottle on new years with this low t energy.
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My only wish for you mfers who made 1000x on your shitcoins is: . 1. Take profit to eliminate any debt immediately . 2. Take a week off and travel somewhere (create positive associations with making money). 3. 6 months of your rent in cash. Let the rest ride and run it up.
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Miss Tendies and I moved in together yesterday . I spent $13,000 on furniture and appliances in a bear market . 8K on a couch
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@blknoiz06 "Flipping" is the attitude you take when you are grinding trying to go from nothing to something. That approach is different once you reach $5M. You can not move money in and out of things very easily. Most people will tell you to buy $25 million of real-estate like an.
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There's a reason people who have been here for 3 cycles are telling you that was the top. It's because they've been here for 3 cycles, from $700 to $70,000 and still fumbled the bag.
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