Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️ Profile Banner
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️ Profile
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️

@Theophtimus

Followers
235
Following
908
Media
385
Statuses
5,228

Knock knock it’s Yo•han | 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🧩 | 24 |JoX

United Kingdom
Joined July 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@nopeifyaltalt Pornhub, Xvideos, XNXX, Xhamster, Spankbang, Xhamster2, Thumbzilla, YouPorn, Heavy R, Hot Ebony Tube, Red Tube, Tube8, Gay Male Tube, Tube Galore, and AnyPorn rn
Tweet media one
60
133
9K
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@ayeejuju @60404 “Not my screenshot buddy” “Not mine either”
7
69
5K
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@SavinTheBees @jomar1001 This tweet is so stupid why’d this shit make me laugh so hard 😭😭
0
7
3K
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@AtsukeWatashi @nopeifyaltalt Nah bro I’m just the humble Librarian
Tweet media one
8
6
2K
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@theneedledrop Drake’s “Papi’s home” track on that album starting to make a lot more sense
Tweet media one
18
40
1K
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
26
27
1K
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@linneastella3 @ayeejuju ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
6
15
825
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@weraaaaaa_ @NovoRomantic I just know ur rocking the smash bros cut aren’t u
Tweet media one
5
9
820
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@pootspo @maurieeeeee_ @asia_kennn Why do they always jump to fakery so quickly instead of standing on business
0
5
732
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@introvertsmemes And walking home from work *alone* Just lemme listen to my music in peace pls I beg
3
17
711
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@SaeedDiCaprio @orenbarsky If calling out his deceit makes u “Young Goebbels” then I wonder what he’d suggest lying and intentionally spreading misinformation makes him
1
4
650
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@EpicFai41 @nopeifyaltalt Nah I just looked through my open tabs
Tweet media one
3
1
598
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
Tweet media one
3
6
592
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@GoodReddit Ain’t no way someone really said Jamaica is in Africa *with chest*
6
1
564
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@the1withdrip @backendoc Nah bro it’s closer to being this nigga than a muscle
Tweet media one
1
0
378
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@realonx1 @brndxix Naaaah the ahhhhs are sending me 😭😭😭
0
0
321
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@miathebanditt “*smirks* heh, impressive. Now show me ur feet”
Tweet media one
4
8
300
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@Randoom_Hooman @nopeifyaltalt You lot clearly aren’t deep enough into the Porn extended Lore
Tweet media one
1
2
309
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@DrewCline6 @nopeifyaltalt Ngl I was gonna mention some trans sites too but most of them have slurs in the name so felt best to respectfully leave em out 💀
4
0
298
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
1 year
@robbowlin86 @chuan_sg Imagine loading up a fight game for the very first time and ur first opponent is Justin Wong I’d throw up frankly
1
5
302
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@Truckie4Lyfe @thechosenberg Not just being cheated on but literal grooming
1
2
287
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
4
1
244
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@xLogicxl @TheSonnyFaz This some hardcore projection
4
1
241
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@mrlucious27 @DramaAlert Bro, he confronted someone that disrespected a deceased family member more calm and collected than I bet you, me, or 90% of people would be able to Cut him some slack
2
0
224
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@Alan_illan @CEOofCarole Leaving him alive won’t bring back the 36 innocents either
5
7
214
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@BassleIsMissing Bro thinks he’s Link
0
1
208
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@the6eyed Ofc they’d pick an awkward ass photo for the non-white man lol
4
2
203
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@StarStormReload @spamitex It’d work if it was funny
0
1
199
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@1of1Jones Do they want us to think of them like wild animals or sommat
4
8
176
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
Tweet media one
2
8
178
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@iammab @nellychillin Damn, even Smino?
1
0
171
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@milkandaura @IGoBySJ Calling London small is insane
1
1
168
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
0
1
152
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
11 months
@DAQUANDSG Tbh idgaf about ruining chances lol there’s literally zero point in wasting effort with someone u don’t feel comfortable being vulnerable with. Ur only gonna end up even more miserable
4
9
159
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@CreatoreVTC @MoeJallow8 @drizzyys @kendricklamar ?????????? Where does he say Sexy Redd looks like a man Cah icl the fact that hats how u deciphered says a whole lot more about ur perception of her than anything
0
0
152
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@Daveon_________ @author_pandp ??????? How is bro punching that hard when he’s built like Eugenia Cooney
1
0
152
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@aidan7501 @kirawontmiss Your one sided support for her needs to be studied (I’m saying she doesn’t know u exist)
5
1
152
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@NullVoxxed @esperanza_g0ld Bruh imagine if Poison Ivy was in the MHA universe Lil nigga would prob air out a preschool just to catch a whiff
1
0
152
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@iamdopeaxf @themdolll No point trying to be logical with them, they’re just gonna deflect
0
1
133
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
1 year
@CyberpunkGame If ur preordering this game after what happened last time, ur part of the problem
7
1
131
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
11 months
@herobasketball @DramaAlert In what universe is she a 2
25
0
126
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@x6ixx_ @princesssagal @joshbechill5 If the age of consent was 14 we just know you’d still be running the same defence 🤡
1
0
113
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@cdotvisuals Maybe it’s a double entendre 🤷🏾‍♀️🙏🏿
4
0
110
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@Snshores @babystorme_ Going this hard trying to defend a rapist is crazy
7
1
102
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
11 months
@20Kylies I bet he’s counting on it
0
2
109
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@dyingscribe Come again?
Tweet media one
1
1
108
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@The_Stitz @introvertsmemes As great as this would be, not many people are exactly prepared for the potentially being socially ostracised over it Cause sadly, others can take it quite personally if they don’t understand
2
1
102
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
3 months
0
0
105
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
3
1
95
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@NoContextBrits No joke, that show literally terrifies me, especially the White Christmas episode Nothing fills me with more dread that trying to comprehend doing absolutely nothing for thousands of years, that sounds like solitary confinement on steroids
3
1
97
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
1 year
@tomeydo @TallBart LMAOOOOOOO REAL
3
1
94
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@Pchjol @nopeifyaltalt After doing extensive research, just realised there’s at least 18 sequels
Tweet media one
2
2
91
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@Iamhiim01 @VLONEPREDATOR Him* Not even transphobia, he just goes by he/him pronouns 😭
5
0
92
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@xLilMags @aSpicyCow It’s insane cause these fake “anti-grooming” wankers cheer on disgusting garbage like *this*, yet try to claim it’s the LGBT community that groom children
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
1
93
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@whoopsy_doodle @knotBoots They do ofc, no one rational disagrees with this The problem Id imagine people have with this sorta rhetoric (same with ALM) is that 99% of the time it’s said in reaction to people saying BLM, in an attempt to detract from why people are saying BLM in the first place
4
2
93
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@RealDaveImpaler @TheKanversation @kanyewest And —- most importantly of all —- A racist, anti-semetic, homophobic (while likely closeted) white supremacist neo-nazi 😨🤪 how quirky
8
0
81
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@ProfessionaIYB @kanyewest You lot really wanna vote for this man when he has a literal neo-Nazi as his running mate Mask-off
19
0
83
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
81
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@iHoushouMarine @shayquann_ @saydiam @muddy2cup @SUSU2416 @Dexerto @KaiCenat The audacity of a Lolicon to ask a question like this knowing he’s borderline subhuman is incredible
Tweet media one
1
0
80
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
9 months
3
0
79
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@KoolSuh And can’t forget he voiced the goat too
1
5
78
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@mainsheddy @kirawontmiss Questionably targeting a lotta black people while bands with convicted baby-molesters still have their music up on the platform
1
2
82
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@mxndlx1 … pls imma need backstory on this pronto
3
0
76
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@YourFellowArab @JakeSucky People are already more than welcome to say whatever they want in private spaces lol However, that in no way means ur exempt from criticism and public backlash if any of it later comes to light. If that bothers u then simply don’t say slurs Hope this helps!! ✌🏿
1
0
79
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@Idontgiveafk82 @audisrerun Lol u do not genuinely believe this
4
0
72
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@ziravale @beanytuesday White Christmas fucked me up Genuinely think about that episode at least once a week
3
1
77
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@_bigmikeee00 All these 🦝s in ur replies rn
2
0
73
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
1 year
@AwesomeOdie @6arbiedoll Idk why people deny it like it’s a bad thing 💀 it’s just funny to point out, not that deep Talking about the “masculinisation of black women” like siblings don’t exist
1
0
72
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@BestestKitty @cIasschristian ??? She literally didn’t do anything wrong in this situation what are u on about
3
0
75
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@Sakakuppa @Kat_flufy DougDoug easily the very best at transforming 8 hours of streaming schlop into watchable YouTube content Whoever edits and storyboards his YouTube content is a goat
0
0
64
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
0
0
66
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@rocmarmusic_sme @AirDuffle @SirMichaelRocks “Why are people okay with becoming an asset to a liability?”
1
4
62
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@ladbible Breaking Bad + El Camino + Better Call Saul
3
0
58
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@keithbinlagginn @RubbaBand_Grant Nah this gotta be racially motivated
Tweet media one
0
0
56
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@CheeseheadTroy @KEEMSTAR @flexinja @IShowSpeed From what I understand, the allegations were only dropped because the victim felt that pursuing the case was becoming too much of a burden for them, so he’s not exactly exonerated Like idk bro that audio she released was pretty damning 🤷🏾‍♀️
4
0
56
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
10 months
@ZezeMillz I fully think it’s cause they know they’re more likely to lack relationship experience and therefore be less capable of recognising red flags Or, to be easier to mould into what they expect/seek after Kinda like being an attractive blank slate if that makes sense
6
2
55
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@icewrldd @ayeejuju Nah she’s just a homeschooled nepo baby, nothing to do with her being Gen z
2
0
56
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@ladbible Spotted in Birmingham
Tweet media one
0
2
55
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@JmeBBK Unknown T would be so funny 😭😭
1
0
51
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@JamzLnd I don’t think they want her to be paid It just doesn’t make sense for her to go somewhere only to be slandered
6
2
52
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
11 months
@Zvbear Bro makes Uncle Ruckus look like Malcolm X
0
2
53
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
0
0
53
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@princeshanghaii @NATERERUN Tbf it’s not just a man thing, plenty of “ally” straight women that would have a similar reaction but just wouldn’t say shit
4
0
55
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@shitboxvwdriver @ayeejuju Why in Martin Luther King Jr’s name do u have this saved in ur phone
1
0
50
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@Shelby360gt @GalaxyH3ro @inkthatoo Do the braces come before or after getting bullied for their teeth
1
0
52
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
4 months
@theminigad @weirddalle That’s not Naruto that’s sonic
0
0
50
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
5 months
@brndxix Can’t wait to see OJ on the next season of Hazbin Hotel 🙏🏿🔥
1
3
49
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@beefkiss I’ve been thinking about this tweet for over an hour now, it’s ac so good My mind has been conjuring so many concepts on the intersections of each archetype, like: how some Gregs eventually get so ingrained in their self-hatred, they start treating Rowleys like Fregleys
1
0
49
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@euronatiii @Mexmufc I failed my driving test 34 times
3
0
49
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@hazfcb_ @Alpriv1998 Calling her a “creature” is a lil weird
4
1
43
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
@Qurandale @DailyLoud Hell nah speak for urself, if it’s good then this is a W 🤷🏾‍♀️
5
0
42
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
11 months
@SarakinArt2 @Femboy_cubing @ShitpostGate Trust Getting sick of these garbage ass Facebook memes bruh
2
0
46
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@underbrow97 @bloomfilters Yeeaa I feel like it’s more specifically a male thing, like how straight guys will try it on with lesbians cause they think they’ve “just not had the right dick” or w/e
0
0
48
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
45
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
6 months
@baggy615 @booneybig1 Ah yes being called the n word repeatedly with zero consequences has been an excellent change since the platform changed hands
6
0
46
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
1 year
@TEBYN_ofHK Did we watch the same show or are u just delusional
0
0
44
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
8 months
2
0
41
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
2 months
@Alexandria101_ @brazucchini @BrieAggressive “She was just doing her job” where have I heard that one before…. 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♀️
1
0
45
@Theophtimus
Johannes🇯🇲🙂‍↕️
7 months
@yakipacks @kirawontmiss We’relistening ‼️💯🙏🏿
0
0
43