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PhD from cringe posters university | Father | expert bio writer | awkward and clumsy | internet meme lord to 3 people.| 30 |

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@conorpoints And the last half lol
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Never mind. We found the stupidest response to the Mr.beast situation.
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@BloodyPlebs @EverydayBastiat Not with that attitude, it won't.
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@TheMonch_ @Portalpup1 @conorpoints always be giving 150% yeah know.
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@DylanBurns1776 @creation247 Big trucks are the worst for roads. On a hot day the truck with sinks and create divots when it stops or hits a small bump. 20,000kg vs a horse LOL
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@ask_aubry I feel for the women I really do 100% but how is it these men who have no empathy or real life skills get Into these long term relationships. I was 18 when I met my now wife and I cooked, cleaned, and did all the shit I needed to survive myself. wtf...
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@Sondsol Simple, they hate vaush therefore everything he does is bad, the same reason people hated destiny for canvasing to get someone better elected in Omaha.
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@theserfstv They should use this as evidence that putting a knee on a "healthy" individuals neck actually causes a lot of pain and discomfort to show what that officer did, did in fact contribute to George Floyd's death.
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@hutchinson At least she is honest because she is basically saying she isn't intelligent enough to argue against this stuff and instead needs to rely on violence and fear.
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@SidSnoot Just because you are disabled doesn't mean you speak for other disabled people. My guess is every one that got the surgery would tell you to fuck off and leave them alone with your take.
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@terminallyOL Sounds like a really wholesome marriage, but that work place sounds hella sus paying people more when married and I definitely need to know the place so I can investigate for the next 25 years.
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@M9Scarlett @Sondsol @HanzOfHarkir So you think those are true?
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@briebriejoy Honestly, after that embarrassing conversation with Noma Chomsky, I am surprised anyone wants to listen to you unironically. That should have been the clear defining case that you actually can't think of these subjects from a nuanced perspective.
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I am relatively poor. I am a nobody Why the fuck do I want people to fear me. LOL my wife is a sexy queen. I have a pretty awesome life. You actually don't have the willpower to live a year in my life. My life requires self-sacrifice and compassion. Not that you understand
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You are poor. You are unimportant. Men do not fear you. Your woman disagrees with you. Your lives are shit. If I was forced to endure a year of your life it would be the worst level of depression imaginable.
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I looked into @EverydayBastiat future. Lol
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@KnowNothingTV No wonder the dude believes what he believes. Poor dude is dealing with a lot of trauma. Actually more depressing than anything.
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@TheOmniLiberal 103k tweets...damn didn't even know someone could be that terminally online...
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@KnowNothingTV @TheOmniLiberal Sorry man I found your brain, you want it back?
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@XanderhalTV It wasn't that you platformed her. It was you did so in a manner that didn't constantly challenge her appropriately at times and made it appear as if she was steering the conversation.
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@globalnews Lol bro the pic don't match the title....
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@KnowNothingTV @CPIUSA Those pictures are the same you didn't change anything. 🤔🤔🤔
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We are 4.5 hours in our 24 hour stream!!!
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@theserfstv @ElDubardo Lance, this isn't proof that the government of Canada is currently committing genocide, this is proof that some doctors within Canada are complicit in forced sterilization.
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@VaushV Great video; that guy does a crazy deep dive into it. Loved it
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@TheOmniLiberal this person:
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@DestinyOOC Say it a lot, but ill repeat it. Been with my now wife 12 years married 9. I have almost no money when I met her and we have the most loving and intimate relationship of any couple I have ever met. Lol it's true if all you have is money, you are bottom of barrel my dudes.
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@TheOmniLiberal Steal some property That's free real estate
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@cosmepolitics LMAO, heem a fascist? If you can't tell the enemy from an ally, it might be time to take a step back and wonder if you aren't lost in your own little world because heem is probably farther from fascism than you are.
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@EverydayBastiat It's legitimately sad at this point. Not even cringe.
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Jesus fuckin christ. Middle of the day, and they are using the lockbox, probably showed up in two different cars, and your first thought is, yup, those people are breaking into that house. God damn, I hope they win their case as well.
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A realtor, a client, and the client's son were handcuffed by police in Michigan for taking a scheduled tour of a home while Black. They just filed a lawsuit against the city and I hope they win.
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@BookSmarts101 LUL OH NO ITS DESTINY! WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
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@TheOmniLiberal when canada sends its people it doesn't send its best. sorry.
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@lay_man_ Lol "studies are fake as a general rule" lol then how could you ever know what the fuck you are talking about is true? Lol wtf
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@LoocasTweets @DramaAlert Yes it's the porn that was the issue. Never been a stay at home mom who killed...yes only the porn star. 😃😃😃🫡🫡
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@TheOmniLiberal Lol Destiny: drinking water is probably healthy and we should encourage hydrate people. Twitter: oh so you basically want to waterboard mother fuckers. Haha.
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@dpakman Oh goodness, that's honestly quite sad. I honestly believe this is how Donald Trump'ss brain works but Kanye isn't as good at rhetoric talking points so the non answer is more apparent.
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Oh yes I am bilingual
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@socdarling Clearly Brandon likes to use his large hose to force people to be pumped full chemicals. GET THE TIN FOIL BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!
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@M9Scarlett @Sondsol @HanzOfHarkir Sorry, I don't understand. So you believe the claim that destiny is a rapist?
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@XanderhalTV Mikes couch:
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@SocDoneLeft And watch all the tankies praise china for it.
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@EyesOnTheRight @theserfstv When it was used as a derogatory way towards someone based on thier race, yes.
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@IrrationalChad i think the funny thing is, if ypu are talking politics at a therapy session, you probaly need more help than that one therapist can provide.
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@BestStephen @CPC_HQ maybe it seems like justin really was ready after all.
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I have watched this at least 30 times now. It's equally funny every time.
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Every single time.
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@TheOmniLiberal Lol pulled the reverse Uno card there.
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@aguybeinaguy @WillyMacShow Yeah hasan took a massive L here and willy didn't even have to say much lmao
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@AlphaMaleMLD Is that before or after you block people and walk out of performances while acting like a spoiled child? 🤔🤔
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@_counterpoints_ please use this on a panel sometime, lol
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@IrrationalChad @nicholasdeorio Sorry can't make it, mom won't let me go because I haven't showered.
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@TheOmniLiberal Horseshoe theory is now horseshoe law. Can we take a test to pass the bale?
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@ask_aubry real men make big cards professing their love even after 13 years together.
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@KnowNothingTV She had the correct feelings all along.
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@Suffragent_ @Eli_B_Again So you recognize the person making the false rape accusations and spreading the rumor was another boy in this young man's class.
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@EverydayBastiat How based would it have been if biden was like actually I think I might have always been non binary. GOP heads would have had a melt down lol
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@nicholasdeorio Lol let's be real that's a Hasan viewer.
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@TheQuartering well I mean Tucker Carlson is a very toxic person. Also isn't it the right who has been obsessed with like Dr. Suess books this last almost week if not more.
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Bro I got the paper back version of @mrgirlreturns manifesto!
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@JosieRoseC The only bad one is the mike one. If you had more of those, why wouldn't you share those? Being told "cope" isn't harassment by any stretch.
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Hope the prosecution is a couch.
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@HanzOfHarkir People on twitter: is this a death threat? Lol
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@KnowS0mething @TheOmniLiberal Imagine if he was on ADHD meds lol God level.
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@HowThingsWork_ One concrete dude to another, please wear a dust mask. That silica dust binds to the water in your lungs and will cause your lungs to harden.
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@SidSnoot Who are you aruging with right now? LOL
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I want to get mega wasted.
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@rose_wrist @neo_moirai Lol, you did it the whole time Can you give me an example, Why are you asking for a specific its the general? Lol Hahaha wait what, the general is built off specific instances of somebody doing it.
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@herosnvrdie69 My mother in law has a doubled sided sheet of paper that lists all her med, and has more issues than some communities will ever see, and she can still wash her slow cooker LOL don't use the plastic liners
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@driplikesake @KirbyLarp LMAO IS THAT AN AI WOMEN?
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@WickedSupreme What toxic thing to do, imagine using your money and influence to make people's lives better. Unreal. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
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@TheOmniLiberal Damn. That's depressing as fuck. Had to resort to Facebook to try and find somewhere to take him because every he called was full.
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@DarioRahim @TheOmniLiberal You don't understand he needs to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to uphold the religious overtones of marriage for all the atheists online critiquing him!
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@TheOmniLiberal Probably bullied out of the space.
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The whole keffals situation has really doomer pilled me on journalistic standards of investigating and fact checking. A lot of what you read is just a regurgitation of what keffals has said with zero other collaboration from other sources..
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@BeckyEscalator @ask_aubry I speak a ton about how men should be stepping into more "traditional" women roles. I'm a stay at home dad half the year and I cook, clean, manage the house and volunteer at my kids school/community.
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@nicholasdeorio Lol wait is that tweet real from her? That is some cult style writing.
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@DylanBurns1776 Plus he isn't the one forcing us into any wars. LMAO. That's poutine doing.
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@mrgirlreturns Have you considered a long, drawn out process of you trying to find people to go against destiny is a form of psychological abuse towards him? Because all throughout this you have only ever really considered your feelings and neglected to understand his feelings around this.
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That smile, that God damn smile.
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@kayraisabitch @flipkoin2 yeah, I hate the "oh they are selling their body" argument, like get the fuck out here lol I work residential concrete and "sell my body" way worse, the dust, heavy lifting, long days, little time with family in the summer, and then usually laid off in the winter.
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@aaronhoyland Parents don't own their kids. They are stewards to their kids. Meant to help guide, support, and coach them into adulthood so they can be happy and productive. Way too many parents are bent on controlling their kids in really unhealthy ways.
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