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#Canucks fan #Hawks fan #Jays fan. One time password extra winner on Reach Deep (he/him)

Vernon, British Columbia
Joined December 2011
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@cal_gif She is simply "on an elevator" The moving girder shows that. Everyone else, however, is absolutely stuck on that elevator.
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@esjesjesj How can you continually call Elon a Nazi when all he does is propagate Nazi dog whistles whilst embracing all of the Nazi ideals?
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Lemme get this straight McDavid high sticks Hughes, drawing blood - no call Nurse boards Pettersson directly in front of the referee - no call Suter bumps McDavid, who proceeds to Naymar into the ice - 2 minutes. Make it make (unbiased) sense #canucks
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@fuckyouiquit @feeder_series Just show up and start doing the job without applying. What are they gonna do? Pay you?
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I appreciate Shorty calling out the referees for completely subverting the rulebook #canucks
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Hey Sutherland Spearing is a major You suck at your job and your family hates you
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Little bastard hit him right in the HÖG #Canucks
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@ASFleischman Then they reminded everyone that they "weren't legally obligated to read," and arrested some POCs for good measure.
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@RyanMarino @StudentsforLife Setting broken bones isn't health care, because breaking bones isn't a disease.
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Welp, I've lived in Canada for all 41 years of my life, and the crybabies who formed the grift convoy are the biggest embarrasement I can recall. Just a collection of easy targets who were too stupid to understand a single thing about their protest. Fuck the convoy.
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I’m 34 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life. The freedom convoy was the first and only time in my life where I truly felt proud to be Canadian. It was the only time I had ever seen that kind of unity and purpose in the country - and it wasn’t for something dumb
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Guys..... I don't know how to say this, but Edmonton is celebrating with an inflatable Stanley Cup BEFORE EVEN HITTING THE ICE. I'VE BEEN TOLD THIS IS PATHETIC I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS OKAY #LetsGoOilers #smashville #canucks
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@dog_rates @hellobodie This is Goose. She loves unconditionally. I know this account rates dogs, but hoping you make an exception for a tiny rainbow unicorn.
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Quick, somebody teach me how to be genuinely happy with zero jealousy for a friend who won the 50/50 from the same #canucks game I attended on Tuesday. From the same suite. To the tune of $436,000 I am so poor.... lol.
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@StLouisBlues Glass houses or something
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@ThirdEyeBrian @UItoOK @Eve6 Empathy Critical thinking Humanity Logic Flexible thought patterns Facts based evidence Care to go on? Sure A soul A brain A heart A clue
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@DanielCameronAG What if the FBI used poor Intel for their warrant, and barged into Mar-A-Lago and murdered him or someone else, but then gathered in a garage later to get their stories straight? Would that be ok?
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@DahliaZahava Or put the tracks where there are people. Not just corn.
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@mattxiv Amy has become funnier unintentionally than she ever was intentionally lol.
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@Sportsnet650 @EricFrancis @BikNizzar @RandipJanda Pretty sure the term is "free agent." That implies not owing the city anything. When a player has little to no control over the first seven years of their career, they are indebted to nobody after that period of service. This whole notion of owing something to a team is weird.
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@esjesjesj What about kids who hate their cringe-inducing dads?
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what’s your favorite tweet from your fandom
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Don Cherry apologists are insufferable. Look, I'm glad you enjoyed him punctuating HNIC in your youth with his inability to form a complete sentence or keep up with the advances in hockey, but let racist grandpa go. It's not that difficult.
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Listen At some point it will be time to move on from the #canucks 2011 Stanley Cup finals loss. But when Jamie Benn tries to murder Mark Stone, and receives two games, while Aaron Rome was suspended for his entire life for a marginally late hit... The @nhl is a garage league
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@Eve6 "the far right is obsessed with fitness" "Fitness is a far right ideal" Show me the improper use of the transitive property. I.e. all wheels are round does not mean that everything round is a wheel. Logic is taught in high school, and destroyed in church and on this app.
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@reporterchris The NHL should be committed into a conservatorship. They aren't able to make healthy decisions anymore.
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Today's cover: Air quality in NYC worst since 1980s — worse than after 9/11
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@SaraCivian The deep dive required to locate the issues:
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If you play low level slow pitch, and you believe it is acceptable to bottle a woman who tells you to shut the fuck up, enjoy your night in prison. And your black eyes. It's slow pitch FFS.
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@Eve6 "When the company does well, everyone does well." No. The company doing well means that margins are high, so a CEO's nonsensical pay is largely determined by how much they can suppress the wages of the people doing actual work. What a system.
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And I will be listening to @Sportsnet650 thank you
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Alexandre Burrows. Fight me.
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... not named Wayne Gretzky. 😅 Let's hear it! 👇
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@larryhouff @jessicahadwin Maybe be a man and unfollow instead of broadcasting that you're an absolute snowflake, bud. The rest of us are enjoying this.
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I'm sorry, Chris Tanev lost a tooth tonight? Fuckin HOW? That's like picking up a 7-10 split I miss him so much.... #canucks
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More like "Tyler Minors," amirite? @passittobulis #canucks
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So Krista was run over in a soccer game today, and broke her ribs, lacerating her liver. Everything is ok now, except for one infuriating thing. Health care in Canada is not great, but I only have one issue. WHY THE FUCK ARE HOSPITALS CHARGING FOR PARKING FUCK
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@bitchonarrival RuPaul: "Don't be afraid of drag queens!" Princess Poppy:
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@goulcher No joke. I did this to my dog. Once the glasses were off, she started hitting the bottle to try to be cool again...
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Craig Simpson watching the replay as he's stringing together bullshit, only to be made to look like a fuckin clown is the best. McDavid whining like a bitch is the icing on the cake. #canucks
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@MacHughesGolf A Canadian heritage moment that will live forever.
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@passittobulis Petey: "I heard the juvenile name calling..."
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Can someone point out PDO in the standings? I'm not seeing them there.
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Don't fuck with Krista. She's smarter and meaner than you. #canucks
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Happy Roger Neilson day to all who celebrate #canucks
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A reminder that Tim Peel was caught on hot mic deciding which penalties he wanted to call, and was subsequently fired. On a related note, whenever you interact with Tim Peel and remind him of his level of credibility, he will immediately block you. Tim Peel sucks.
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@KeeganMatheson Dude throws eight different pitches and tosses in a heavy helping of self-awareness. Extend him forever. Let the hound and Gausman be the magic man and el diablo
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Has anyone coined the phrase I-Fivalry yet? #Canucks #kraken
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PepSilovs #canucks
@RealDonElliott
Don Elliott
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From Kelowna
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@DHDose Oh my god who cares? What a pathetic league lol
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How difficult is this? - takes accountability - serves quietly - nobody tries to justify a dirty play Classy move Z.
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Patrick Johnston
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Nikita Zadorov said he definitely deserved his two-game suspension for his hit last Saturday on Lucas Raymond. "It was a bad hit," he said. "Completely missed him. ... It was clearly head contact there."
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@CityNewsVAN Maybe the province counter-sues for the repairs? That might be a nice twist.
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Purge the panel of everyone but Jen and Juice, and it's the best thing in sports.
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"Somebody has to hammer this guy from the department of justice and put an end to these crappy hits because I hate them and that’s a rat to me." @kevin_bieksa shoots on Nick Cousins tonight on @hockeynight @Sportsnet
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@funny1040am If a radio station broadcasts a comedian, and nobody is tuned in to hear them... Are they funny?
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@divxspan @NoahHurowitz This is a ridiculous argument. Go pick up a cigarette. Take the paper off of it, and hold the tobacco in your hand. Getting that sweet nicotine buzz? No? I guess nicotine patches don't exist then.
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@BigHeadHcky Mikheyev is definitely getting 13.5x8 after his performance down the stretch and in the playoffs. Wait.... Is Jim Benning working yet?
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Rick Tocchet would never
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"We would like the same standard." Kris Knoblauch discusses the lack of penalties called on the Oilers so far.
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@thereceiptison This dude is throwing stones in a single pane glass house lmao.
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Kane getting rag dolled by Zadorov, causing Kane to cry and then take a stupid penalty An angel just got their wings. #canucks
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@campmarylu "everyone keeps going back and forth about whether it's Yoda or not, and how does the timeline fit if Yoda is a baby, but nobody was paying attention when it was clearly stated that the empire has fallen, but no mention of first order, so it's clearly post-jedi, pre-force-awak-"
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Birthday gift #1
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@BoutilierDanny @Sportsnet @BlueJays Charlie has been tossed more this season than the rest of his professional career. I suggest you start paying attention.
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The support for the #canucks extends to the jobsite when you have an awesome wife.
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A message for all of #smashville from Artur Silovs: #canucks
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@ShimonPro Here in Canada, we have had one school shooting in recent memory. And by recent, I mean a generation or two. Possibly ever if you don't count universities. This is because our students rappel down the outside of the building and into windows. Our schools have no doors. #safety
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Is Tim Robinson a genius? Or is he simply insane in the most hilarious way? In this essay I will.....
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Are you tired of climate scientists telling us mean bad facts about our world in confusing ways?
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@gannn0n @jemelehill Usually when someone posts "this you?" it is a rhetorical question, due to the object actually being the target of the question. Your confusion on this is stunning lol.
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Skinner being horrible is honestly just the hockey gods humbling every arrogant and cocky and belligerent Oilers fan. They’ve been the worst fan base all season long, and a first round exit will be hilarious to watch
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Thatcher Demko being injured for possibly the second round is honestly just the hockey gods humbling every arrogant and cocky and belligerent Canucks fan. They’ve been the worst fan base all season long, and a first round exit will be hilarious to watch.
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@MarkLazerus Ah yes, the well known highest player in the NHL, Alex DeBrincat. We know this by how heavily the league markets Alex across all platforms, and also because nobody has access to capfriendly
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@esjesjesj "Even people I give stuff to for free won't be my friend lol smiley face"
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@waltermasterson "We don't hate trans people, we hate the false scenario we have constructed in our own minds which conflates drag queens, trans individuals and church elders."
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@miketgould It says what most of us are saying. The NHL is lost, and has no idea how to be one of the four major sports leagues.
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This is devastating news. Holt was the best character on television for the run of Brooklyn 99
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Andre Braugher, known for his roles on ‘Men of a Certain Age’ and ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine,’ has passed away at 61.
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Give Zadorov whatever he wants forever. It's been far too long since we've had someone like this. #canucks
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Zadorov makes a crying face at Evander Kane
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"Not trying to make a cliche joke..." Bro, you are the cliche joke. Vancouver treated you with respect by not tarring and feathering you on the way out.
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"The Islanders are getting a lot of lucky bounces." - Matt Murray (probably)
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Yes. That is seven car flags. All variation of #canucks There is still some good in Salmon Arm
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"Vancouver series, a lot of people wrote us off..." Why are athletes opposed to being anything other than the underestimated underdog. It's ok to be the favourite, you didn't have to make shit up...
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"It's tough to drag a lesson out of this one when you're one or two shots away from accomplishing everything." Leon Draisaitl on coming up short in the #StanleyCup Final.
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@PeteBlackburn Did Tucker poke check Tkachuk or something?
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@RyanMarino What is your take on undiagnosed ADHD manifesting as depression and anxiety in adulthood? I have read very little, but what I've seen seems to track perfectly with my own lifetime.
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@babilicious1 @Ricohardt @jamespmcleod It was around 2014, but they were purchased by Burger King in a classic "tax inversion" move.
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Lookin like the Jets are a buncha head snappers and face grabbers. Kinda sad. #canucks
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One thing to say about Pettersson #canucks
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@flowerlady61 @PhillyInquirer Nice logic, NIMBY. You hate people with drug addiction, so you want to make it as difficult as possible to set up recovery centres? You might just be a bad person. You should consider changing that aspect of yourself.
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@SatiarShah I feel like the first team to win four games will definitely move on. I am 90% confident in this assertion.
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Frank decided to add some more dumbass eastern analysis, I see. So, Frank, when Vancouver's captain was high sticked and slew footed with no call, what was your reaction? Was it to see if Connor was ok? Sit one out.
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He sent a personalized letter to my mother, along with the game ball, remembering that Faye was an enormous Kevin Pillar Fan. He is genuine, giving, and all things we should all strive to be. Thank you @SNETCampbell for everything.
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#NeverForget Although I keep forgetting Walker even exists, which is actually kind of nice.
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@avsinseider We don't claim Mario. Most of us have him blocked or muted due to him being just awful. lol. Great to see him absolutely dragged by Swiftie.
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@mattxiv Ironic that these individuals believe they are making such an incredible point, while holding the exact same prejudice towards you.
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@samanthacp_ Is this close?
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@crypto_hitcher @KarbonSays "I sure don't understand any of the words used in any of these situations, or the concepts behind them, but let me share my uninformed opinion real quick"
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Scene: *Patriots have won the Superbowl (because of course they have)* Reporter: Great game Tom, what woul- Sportsnet Reporter (out of breath): TOM!! TOM!! DO YOU THINK THAT THE MAPLE LEAFS NEED TO PLAY MORE FOR EACH OTHER IN ORDER TO MAKE A DEEP PLAYOFF RUN???!!!!
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Guys.... Tonight may have been painful, but I met the biggest beauty on earth (briefly) #canucks @SatiarShah
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@esjesjesj Where's the lie?
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"They should call him Quinn Pews. You know, cause he shoots so good. Pew Pew." - my wife Follow up: she just looked over, after telling me I could use her joke, and asked if I was stealing her joke. #canucks
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@wyshynski Yeah.... Why didn't he just take the same business trip every year? If they were actually superstitious, they would just redo the thing
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