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3 years
Russell Brand mocking Stelter is my favorite thing of 2022. I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂 For my safety, someone please stop @rustyrockets 😂😂😂😂😂
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@RealJamesWoods 4 cowards. Never forget the camera
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@JadenPMcNeil @theoctobear SOMEBODY CATCH THAT NIGER!!!
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@BillFOXLA @FOXLA “I don’t like you assembling freely... I’m turning off your utilities as punishment.” is not a good look. Remember, this all started with “flatten the curve” and “it’s just for a few days”.
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@AdmiralQuality @OTerrifying I came to the replies looking for this before I said it 😂
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@libsoftiktok Female penises are the rapey-est kinds of penises.
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@BehizyTweets @0ryuge She’s an adult woman who could have said no to any of the sleaze, but she chose to smoke crack and hook up with her dead husband’s creep brother.
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@NotNeoisNeo @Whitera08566324 Humans are complicated, but a love for dogs is a good starting point for earning my trust.
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@BillboardChris 100% sure now that the guy in the parking lot was going to say “I just want to tell you what a great job you are doing with the baby! Have a great day!”
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@el_conklin @neontaster Do you see how low the water is already at the start of the video? Yeah that thing had been draining hard and fast for a while before the video started.
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I still watch this several times in a row and laugh.
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@goddeketal @irritatedwoman @krassenstein @EdKrassen Bieber and Jonas Brothers accounts, you say?
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@cov_Gretchen The people they send will NOT be current LEO and/or military. Most of them are pro 2A. They will have to create a new arm and send THEM, and they will NOT be as prepared as the existing LEOs and military plus trained and vigilant citizens. It would be UGLY for them. Very ugly.
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@thevivafrei Lol “death threats”? Uh huh. The overlap of “Snow White Traditionalists” with “People That Send Death Threats” is large I’m sure 🙄
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@EnglisInGeneral No, that’s *The* America*s* Learn the difference.
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@BrianRoemmele @nonpromqueen What the hell happened… seriously. I think about it a lot.
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@MediaversityRev You’re absolutely right, they should have made Oppenheimer Asian.
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@BillboardChris Watches 2nd assault and laughs, plays with her hair and nibbles her finger. Hangs back while other officers move in to break it up, smirking the whole time. Not much of a police officer.
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Lol! Twitter automatically tied his account to the # 😂😂😂 #BlackfaceHitler
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@radcents @BrianRoemmele I’m sorry, what?
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If you don’t like the 98-99% odds of surviving Covid (IF YOU CATCH IT) then just opt out of society and let the rest of us be. No one should feel obliged to cater to your neurosis.
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@ohlhawkfan @NBCNews What the hell does that have to do with anything?
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After listening to 2 years of people with socks in their mouths lecture me on public health, I have decided to continue to forego “expert opinion” and keep doing whatever the fuck I want.
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@jonreyes204 My “she/her” life partner just finished a 6 week assignment on an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. She got home at 5am and still had the energy to redo the driveway, sidewalks, and patios. I’m going to get her an iced tea from the gas station and make the bed.
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@CitizenFreePres @KateArete You know where this shit never happens? The Middle East.
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@BrianRoemmele In what way is it “AI-based”?
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@AP “Fingerpainting horsies and babbling incoherently while dressed like a jr. high assistant coach is a sign Fetterman is the best Senator in American history.” -AP, basically* *satire, don’t sue me bruh
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@bx_on_x I have only met one other person that agrees with this one, but: Spielberg’s ET is a movie about latchkey kids befriending a pervert who makes them keep their “friendship” a secret. The mother is in denial, and even when the reality is in her face (him and the kid strung out on
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@AllenRaymtc @ViciousVideos Yeah, his head was blown clean off his body. They were picking teeth out of the snus and swishers for 2 days.
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@KTHopkins @suzester_suze Possibly the most based woman on Earth. Love you, Katie ♥️
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@Martposting @frozenaesthetic Work around people who don’t care if you are alive or dead, doing a job that pays enough to keep the amazon packages coming while you get disrespected, ridiculed, and humiliated for being stupid enough to be born a man… do this until you are too old to work, your kids have all
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@AllBiteNoBark88 Everywhere but here 🤔
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@TheFreds My guess is it will cost $8,000, and replacing the battery will be $6,500
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@SenTomCotton Stop immediately. Issue a retraction, and call for immediate peace talks between Ukraine and Russia. Hell, offer to hold the talks in Hot Springs! Just push as hard as you can to figure this out peacefully, and let’s spend the money on things that appreciate in value.
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@disclosetv Saying we shouldn’t question the justice dept is an attack on citizens. We have an *unalienable* right to speak however we want. It was not granted by congress, courts, or executives. We are born with it and it may not be fucked with by tyrants.
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Ron Paul been tellin’ ya’ll
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@Antman0528 @txgbnr This is the best part 😂😂😂
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@catturd2 Cool, yeah. Shut the whole thing down. These guys are clearly not hungry and don’t want to work. The era of professional sports can end now. It’s really ok. The existing model sucks anyway. Maybe start over in a few years, but I don’t care.
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@LancsPolice @abrownbrit2 @barrystantonGBP While you are at it, can you look into the viral image called “goatse.jpg”? It’s incredibly insensitive and was supposedly taken by someone in Lancashire.
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@janos2791 @SchoolFights4U The woman died that afternoon
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@ExpatsTripoli @OnlyBangersEth Yeah, fewer man eating sharks is a real negative for Egypt. 🙄
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@ChuckCallesto I remember in the mid-90’s people thought I was a jerk for thinking Oprah was full of it. I may have been a jerk, and likely still am, but Oprah is still full of it.
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@cov_Gretchen My guess is he has the ultimate dead-man’s switch and his enemies know it. If people like Assange have one, there’s no way he doesn’t. He is surely holding his best ammo back as protection for himself and his family.
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@MyHollowHill @DefiyantlyFree That’s OUR money stolen in taxes and funneled through intermediaries.
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@graciefacelove I’m sorry this choice even presented itself. Unacceptable behavior by NYC politicians. And yes, I consider school boards, superintendents, and teachers’ union bosses politicians.
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@Steve_Laws_ @PrisonPlanet I have no idea what EuroVision is but I am pretty sure I’d hate it based on the name and these images.
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@Duch_i_PLA @Spriter99880 This^ Total devastation and smoldering rubble and clean white beams in perfect condition… Totally implausible.
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@NikkiHaley So, I went to a surgeon to have my mental health cut out before it spread. They did a biopsy, and it turns out it wasn’t mental health at all. It was a little pocket of hair and teeth that used to be my sister 🥺 I never knew I had a sister.
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@FBI “Ignore this because we already fixed it. Shhh, we said quiet!”
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@TomFitton There is no other valid take on this.
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@Mike_Pence Found your concerns, buddy
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@LaurenWitzkeDE @DanCrenshawTX Dan can’t communicate without condescension. He doesn’t serve, he obfuscates an then gets aggressively pissy if you don’t submit.
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@RoCa74394915 @NotNJ_Taxman Ideally women would never learn to tel time, but I’m a realist and know that even if it were forbidden, some of the more headstrong ones would figure it out. Maybe the compromise is for the man to set the clock(s) wrong on purpose and do the math in his head.
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@Nero The best response is to ask Twitter for input
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Wow. I’m amazed at this! Thanks to everyone!
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@AlexBerenson Berenson cleansing his profile of “deplorable” followers so he can stay on Twitter
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@townhallcom Isn’t this an excuse for every person for every crime?
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@DavidAFrench “The Conservative Case for Finding Liability for Claims from Unspecified Years, Months, or Days”
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@ewalv11 @Delta @DeAnna4Congress @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Didn’t you make a deal with the airlines to keep them afloat during CV? Do you have any influence over the way they are treating paying customers? This mask garbage has gotten insane.
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I have changed my stance on voluntary masks. No. Zero masks. No more fairy tales. Before 2020 if you walked into a bank, gas station, etc with your face covered, it was presumed you were there to rob the place. Anywhere else you were a hypochondriac. Nothing has changed except...
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@Imagineasif11 @ohlhawkfan @NBCNews The American Flag represents every single one of them.
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@libertysafeinc Change your name to Federal Govt Lock Boxes
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@LaurenWitzkeDE @kbdodson @JoeBiden @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I have some “eggs” for anyone that assaults a child. They are misshapen, but very effective.
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@kfor Very underground. Very hush hush.
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@1776Stonewall How much does that cost? How many cops have been pulled from actual patrols to guard his virtue signal? “Defund the police unless they are guarding my pet projects”
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@Super70sSports The prime directive was get Kirk laid as often as possible.
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@KassyDillon @RonColeman “Self-determination” huh? Two-state deal turned down by Arafat. Absolutely unaware people should say no comment and go home.
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@TimMeadsUSA Fair and straightforward question met with vagueness and frustration. Not even qualified to run a small bank branch.
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@zincronicity @VictoriousRbl @Frenjamin49 “Sonic is like, ‘No way, man! I’m meeting life head-on, back straight and shoulders back” and that’s a hell of a thing to do, ya know? You think ‘well, what’s one bloody hedgehog going to do... let’s say... to right the wrongs of the world?”. Well, a hell of a lot, bucko, so...”
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@TomFitton Odd that sleep apnea wasn’t mentioned in his glowing physical
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Rhinoviruses and coronaviruses have been called the common cold forever. If you have the symptoms of a cold, then it’s a cold. No one has ever needed to test WHICH exact virus was causing their cold before. Are people scared of it because “China”? Look where your test was made.🤡
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@InterestingsAsF @MysteryGrove Also how I bring in the groceries in one trip from my car.
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@strummaster42 @Harlem What crisis did they NOT manufacture?
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I’m old enough to remember everyone saying this would NEVER happen. Doubt me? Look for stories about Target and “trans” restroom policy
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Covid-19 There is now a vaccine coming to market soon, advertised as 90% effective. The virus is ~99% survivable if contracted. Most that test positive have few or no symptoms. Explain to me why Joe wants more lockdowns. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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My favorite Aussie
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@Trump_History45 Donnie loves songs in A. It’s the best key. A lot of people will say “ohhh C is the best key”, but they don’t know music. They have horrible ears. When you think about it, they must have made A first for a reason, ya know? Taylor is a wonderful young woman who had me come out and
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@andyinTOONT @BillKristol Maybe 50 million, tops, and they all ate glue in kindergarten
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@JackPosobiec I don’t remember Jesus wanting to keep adults away while he talked to kids about masturbation, sexuality, and transsexualism anywhere in the Gospels.
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@JoohnChoe @stridinstrider 7 whole years? Wow, have your peers given you a lifetime achievement award? I have socks older than that. “I’ve studied disinfo” is 2024 for “I’ve studied sasquatch dung”.
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@WaltDisneyWorld Strange activity? Run background checks on your employees
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@1776Stonewall “White Lives Matter” is hate speech, “Black Lives Matter” is peak woke. 🤔
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@Catana4George @Antman0528 Africa is far more civilized than Wal-Mart.
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@SomeBitchIKnow @judithrose91 To be fair, most of his voters are dead and don’t know any better
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@Sunni_Labeouf @OnlyBangersEth “Ignorance of the law is no excuse.”
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@mask_bastard That must be the new melon-piercing tungsten-coated rounds
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@RealDutchsinse @MsAreeka This is almost certainly some kind of artifact from the equipment or interference from other equipment. Point two ultrasound transducers at each other and both machines are going to show you shit that isn’t there. Ask me how I know. Radar, sonar, ultrasound, etc all have a
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@joncoopertweets Delete this before the ratio suffocates you. Rosanne has talked about being Jewish for decades. If you can’t handle a Jewish person MOCKING Holocaust deniers you’re in for a rough time on the internet 😂
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@skidoorunner @RepSwalwell @RichardGrenell Anything following “As a ____” is ripe and runny horseshit. Nothing about your “identity” gives you any power to make declarations on behalf of said identity, not does it add any value to your position. You opinion gains no merit from your orientation.
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@COsweda Due to the habits I’ve formed with my eyes from my work, mod-slow frame by frame on a loop helps me pick up the things Carlos points out in stills. I assume there are others are like me. I’ll gif up the other sets and put them in replies to this after I take the dog for a drive.
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@MikeSington Anyone else would be in jail? ANYONE?
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