Rudolf von Flügel
@zincronicity
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"You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring."
Joined May 2016
In the name of Hitler I seal thee within the depths of this holy crystal
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So the whole idea of therapy is you go talk to a liberal until you agree with them right.
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I think about this line from Hillary's leaked emails all the time
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“Now Knuckles is the guardian of the Chaos Crystals see and Sonic is blue, the color of enlightenment, like Vishnu. he has to retrieve the crystals before the tyrannical lord of technology, Robotnik can get them, and see. ”
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I guess therapy would be really mindblowing for a girl who had never taken the time to consider any of her actions or motivations huh.
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Abortion is funny because it implies that you should be allowed to kill anyone who inconveniences you.
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The Canadian people are powerless to remove “Trudeau” from power. For he is not a mere mortal.
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🎶 I cap myself today, to see if I am chill. I buss deadass on god, the only thing fr🎶
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"Yeah I work for Supa' Hitla', so what? We found your little pile of shoes too asshole"
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I don’t know why everybody is so gung ho about this carnival diet. I’ve been eating this for a month and I feel like I’m gonna die
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Called therapy “modern confession” to a girl and she almost stabbed me.
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It’s time to address the toxic masculinity of Elliot Page.
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My theory about the liberal obsession with therapy is that they simply want The System™ to recognize them on an individual level. The typical liberal feels that they are being “a good person” yet they suffer constantly. This leads to grave doubts about their very existence.
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Gentrification is just White people returning to towns that other White people built long ago.
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"REMAIN CALM! I ASSURE YOU, NOTHING WE DID UNDERGROUND COUNTS AS A SIN AS G-D COULD NOT SEE US! REMAIN CALM, WE ARE SENDING SIN CHICKENS INTO THE TUNNELS JUST IN CASE"
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Can't tell you how much I dislike the ugly, jagged, "vibrant" aesthetics of these movies. Visual equivalent of dousing all your food with $2 generic spices. Ugly, ugly, stupid stuff.
#SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse editor confirms there are multiple versions of the film currently in theaters . “I was wondering when people might start noticing” . (via @AlliterAndy)
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‘Because a Man needs to know what Time it is if he’s going to be Against it’.
Hitler's gold watch with initials 'AH,' swastika sells for $1.1 million
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People bitch about the energy it takes to mine Bitcoin but I’m just supposed to ignore all the twinkies, ding dongs and spicy chicken sandwiches it takes to raise 50 million blacks.
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The system the FBI uses to track black crime stats is called NIBRS
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When we win, remember how our art made them tremble and weep. It IS a weapon.
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“Court is now in session.”.“Your honor, I-“.*slams gavel.“Court is now adjourned for a 2 hour recess break. The gentleman will push me on the swing or be held in contempt”
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Stephen Paddock killed 60 people in the Las Vegas shooting and there weren’t any new domestic terrorism laws passed but a guy puts his feet on Pelosi’s desk and suddenly everyone loses their minds!.
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Look man what am I supposed to think about “reality”
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Women are consensus beings. Don’t be too angry at them.
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Which one is the hate symbol.
A Kentucky tattoo shop is offering to cover up hate and gang symbols for free
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The heebs were trying to break in to Agartha but Super Hitler sent the moleman loyalists to chase them back to the surface.
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This dude really had several dozen 'plantation owner raping slave man' lewds commissioned for his movie
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Somebody already made this observation but fuck it the world must know
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28 year old girlbosses when a jewish gentleman in a sweater takes them through a Socratic interrogation of their daily routines
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@Frenjamin49 “Now Sonic is a hedgehog, eh? Well what are they supposed to do? They hide and curl into a ball for defense. There’s lots of literature on this, tons. But Sonic doesn’t do that, does he? He does the opposite! And that’s what the hero’s journey is about”
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My foreskin out there in the Israeli desert trying to fight his way home
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youtube closed captions translate "egirl" as "negro"
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“Arbuckle Slides Into The DM’s”, oil on canvas, Jim Davis, 2019
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The aliens from Fire in the Sky look like Joe Biden
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“I want to become a medical doctor so I can spread the gift of autism through vaccines”
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Remember: women were the first immigrants that took our jobs.
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They begin to wonder why they are unhappy even though they follow all the rules. They refuse to entertain the notion that their rule set may be wrong. So they suppress their doubts and wind up with a bunch of psych issues. There’s a performative element as well as a religious one.
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You guys need to stop “ironically” listening to rap music. It will only harm your mind, body and spirit.
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Tunnels the size of the Eiffel Tower found beneath Antarctica.
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Come on man, what am I supposed to think about reality. This Pokémon was created in 2016. Has the notch in the ear and everything
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Stop using English and affordable earbud/microphones & social media.
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Even though their System pretends to value individualism, it actually creates a million broken copies of the same person. This egotistical individual feels cheated because on some level they realize they are not authentic. Then a system rep steps in & pats their head. Therapy.
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Selling people processed non-food and then prescribing them non-medicine to mitigate the effects is probably half the US economy.
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Wait a gosh darn minute. Are you saying that the people we let into America actually have pre-existing loyalties? That's crazy!.
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“Moria. You fear to go into those mines. The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm. ”
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Longcat dying is infinitely sadder and more devastating than RBG. Rest In Peace
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Miscarriage rate in UK up 550% after vaccination began.
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Ultimately it seems that the point of therapy is to get you to be comfortable with a fundamentally uncomfortable situation. I guess you have to learn to cope somehow but it seems stupid to pay someone to help you do this. Hookers excluded.
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No work? Staying home? On a Monday? You know who to thank.
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*federal agent abruptly twists lamp light into my face “You posted a picture of Garfield holding a laser gun. What does this mean? Who are your targets?”.
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July's full Buck moon rises this week - and it may appear red in the night sky
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“I reckon it is strange that a feller would put saloon doors on a gas chamber”
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"I think instead of guns and bombs, every country should create an immense, terrible monster like Godzilla, and then these monsters should do battle to solve any dispute"
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“Mainly they listen to you.”.Bitch I got about 2,000 people who will listen to me talk about my feelings.
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In the dark, violent future, one cyborg man will try to rationalize away all of his unhappiness. He is: Robocope.
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Every fucker on this site thinks they're 140 IQ Alpha Genius Overlords. And you wonder why there is constant infighting.
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Asked her how she knew the therapist’s underlying assumptions about health were relevant to what she needed.
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Yeah and she died. Worth the risk?.
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MORE WERE KILLED THAN EVER EXISTED . THEIR STORIES ABSURD, CRAZY & TWISTED
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"I had to switch to regular yogurt recently. I bought Greek yogurt and it tried to fuck me in the ass!"
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Really not a fan of framing this as Antifa vs. Americans. The implication is that rioters, BLM, the media, whoever sees normal Whites as “Fascists”. Then we’re supposed to deny that claim and call them stupid. No. We should be fascists.
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