@GlasgowCC "Suvery now open!"......do you mean survey?

RT @mmpadellan: HOLY SHIT, this is fucking hilarious!!! "Shame resistant, accountability proof" Well done, @MeidasTouch. 👏👏 https://t.co/…

@chiefhairyman Such a diverse multicultural representation of the UK popula.....oh wait

My Italian holiday accommodation only has German coverage of the England game. The England #11 sounds like something Cartman's mam would enjoy....'Essen mein Philfoden'.

@libby_brooks We're ready when you are

@ray_cun Maith thú Ray!

@JasonManford @tonyshoey It's one of the darkest shows going.....and yet there are also laughs. Love it.

@caitlinmoran "My final will" - killer line

Eh.....@DougStanhope does not look well

CRIME! On the mean streets of Glasgow, we appear to be in the middle of a Milk War. This f**ker just lifted our box with our milk and eggs about 5mins after the delivery. To add insult to injury he deposited a bottle of weedkiller on the doorstep has clearly the garden in the day

Knickers! @PSB_HQ playing the Barras during the October week holidays - so we're out of town.

@daraobriain @DeirdreOKane1 @andrewismaxwell @ardalsfolly Bualadh bos go léir!

@MrEdByrne Yeah, but you still haven't beaten Mam's one-er.

@JaneyGodley Needs to be at least a cubit thick to keep the 'woke' out.

@chiefhairyman Stop watching Ted and watch Severance instead

@chiefhairyman Slow Horses -> Awesome Ted Lasso -> The last series is not must-see telly. For All Mankind is worth a go

@chiefhairyman We discovered Happy Valley this year and S3 was a 2023 highlight. Concur with The Bear & The Last of Us. I know you have some Apple TV to catch up on, but I think you missed 2 good'uns on iPlayer. Colin From Accounts & Blue Lights.

@MrEdByrne Proper!

This says it all