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if god were just, why is he in his heaven? | writer for The Vorpal Gat | chun-li fan | sometimes translator | 日本語が下手 | 25 |

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@D_Kumii i thought this was a fucking edit when i saw it first what the hell is fujimoto cooking bro
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@WANPOWANWAN For anyone that would like a non-Google translation - My translation isn't perfect by any means but it should be more readable hopefully.
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@53gaDr3amca5t @brokesadbiitch pictured: the apex of teenage physical power and determination and some basketball players
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@Black_D_Gamer1 why would you weigh in on this when you can't read even the easiest Japanese alphabet
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@YandereDevOOC i used to think yanderedev was just a weird guy who's not very good at his profession of choice - but now i think he's a genuine sociopath with a god complex
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incredible things were happening in ancient China
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@9_volt_ @FuckBamboni SJWs will attack absolutely ANYONE these days...
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@kimpossiblefact god fuck im sorry im trying fuck im so sorry god fuck im so useless sorry
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@raxsha @tmavuram do you think if someone works in an office they should lose all rights to privacy and general human decency?
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@WholeMarsBlog "We plan to run over the child on Saturday. Mom is on board as we explained how safe it will be."
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these guys who make posts complaining about "anime tourists" should logically be watching Crayon Shin-chan or Detective Conan but they mostly watch, like, Dragon Maid
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@darth_erogenous @TheyThemItalian SORCERER MF DOOM: brown stew, tail of kangaroo, make me chew. pursue. craft a spell, send you to hell. big tower, new wand every hour. wizard of sex remember ALL CAPS when you cast the man hex
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@Wario64 wario creating ps5s and defeating covid by himself
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@rocco_botte i heard they even renamed it Her-rule in this one 🤦‍♂️ go woke go broke 😂
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@letterboxd you can tell it's cg because he's smiling
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@bambooney say it to my nft profile picture keyboard warrior
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@Brendelbored @Reuters thread: Adams, John Adams, Mary Adams, Buck Adams, Abdul Adams, Josephine Adams, Sarah Adams, Kaitlin Adams, Johan Adams, John Adams, John Adams, John (1/803571429)
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@thparam22 I was right, this is a real sex toy
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@Lowenaffchen @LizRummy the only thing making this better is imagining it as an actual Curb bit. Larry gets home after attacking Elmo, tells Cheryl that it was just a joke. Jeff says he thought it was funny but he heard from Wil Wheaton's manager that it reminded him of childhood abuse. Chaos ensues
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@mobydickenergy he cooked your ass
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@fellawhomstdve "crypto-based dune fansite" is an interesting concept, missing some of the points of the books, it seems!
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@pastaflareon Steven universe when Jason universe walks in
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@Halalcoholism @writersdoing that is the effect of capitalism manifest and so on
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@eshaLegal exactly, why didn't Anne Frank simply defeat the nazis in open combat?
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@kimpossiblefact if I wrote a tweet about accidentally ordering a $13,000 wine I would at least say I finished it. just as a bare minimum of relatability.
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@asjonesy99 @TTGames If i ran for president reversing this would be my platform
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@krembeni @and_dc55 she doesn't have the spiral eyes bro was not even trying
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@luulubuu live example that cgi actually looks pretty good sometimes but it's easier for people to go "cgi bad" for clicks
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@LizRummy Tim doesn't like seeing boobs because they remind him of the smooth sphere connected to his spine
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@Northernlion this is a good map for telling if Barbie is trending or if Barbie is Oppenheimer in US states
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@Haurmeya @steamedrice97 Kiwami 2 liquor pour
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@shrimpfriedizzy @bambooney also how can you miss that of the three words in the account's title one of them is literally "fanpage"
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@CharMayCry really concerning how many people think op is telling the truth
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@turbogoof after 2 hours he became Popeye
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@venturecommunis @nudeobama my favorite part is how she refuses to say "trans" at any point in this interview (despite being as subtle as a brick) but responds with "naughty words" when he says fuck yeah that DEFINITELY doesn't make you seem like a child
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@D_Kumii toriyama is great because at this point you could probably tell him that somebody else drew Dragon Ball and he'd believe you
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@hotepchungus @onaramenhera Getting to return to Sand Land again after several decades probably felt great. It's fitting. What a thing to see your work get reappraised and adapted into 3 different things years down the line.
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@dataorgxiii imagine being surprised that the villains of a resident evil game end up dead by the protagonist's hand lol go Ethan Winters go
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@raxsha @tmavuram like you're in the midtown chipotle at lunchtime too champ I'm really not sure what high horse you can claim here
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@pissvortex Little Boyman and Fat Manman
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@ix_zixi @lodujeet1 conditioner and hand lotion are the most reasonable things in the video lol
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@heykody aww poor baby AI couldn't get this one : (
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@ThrowbackTaylor she was so real for this
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@Rhiph @WOOMBSTONE Oppenheimer after he tested his bomb or whatever idk
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@jerryasleep this is fucking wild i genuinely don't know how to react
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@halomancer1 @yosuvarley nobody retweeting porn is allowed to do the epic "get into the wood chipper" or "face the wall" bits
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@kimpossiblefact like it didn't affect us financially AND we didn't finish it. bravo ma'am.
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@geraldstratfor3 @piersmorgan holy shit the gerald ratio, get him king
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@Jongo_bosh @IGN especially since Returnal came out, what, 48 hours ago? lol
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@JudiciaIreview @coldhealing i think only if she posted it while the trial was ongoing, i think it's legal afterwards
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@dio_mew @erinthornemusic being given 1 beer by your parent does not constitute "drinking at young ages" lol grow up
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@Astolfo_is_hot @ChrisCrossSauce @Stopitstepbro the 1s and 0s necessary to hold the yandere sim code take up more physical space than all of the universe, truly we live in a paradox
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@halomancer1 [jaws theme plays]
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@dizzydoinggreat 3 paragraphs about needing to move to another state and no mention of a job
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@twinkophrenia the 3ds lunch table in 2015:
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@Nibellion i heard he only took it because i turned the role down
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@RichardHanania cia agents getting paid to play Catan vs cia agents being told not to destabilize other regions
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@femalehysteric imagine a dog living rent free in your head like this lol
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@DivineBrianne @kazzlii i don't think the government actually comments on the existence of giants and mermaids to the extent you seem to believe
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@Paul_Shrupert @brokesadbiitch my favorite yms moment was the Quiet Place review where he ranted about how there's no way you can die in a grain silo and that he knew the physics and then the video released and many people informed him that grain death is very real and the physics do work like that
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@cootiesvaccine whoaaaa!! let him cook!!
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denying the absent father allegations in my best Bitcoin Shirt
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I wake up at 6 a.m. to find that my daughter has posted a TikTok video trashing me. She's a big social media influencer with millions of followers. Here it is . . .
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@notgxku who's an edgy boy yes you are!! etc etc
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@JUNlPER behold, the country with the most well realized and reliable rail infrastructure on earth
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@Nibellion I don't even feel like the Dragon Engine has fallen behind at all since Lost Judgment was easily their prettiest game yet
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@MangaMoguraRE now look, i haven't seen Lain yet but my IMPRESSION is that this sorta goes against the core themes of the series
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@D_Kumii fujimoto is getting closer and closer to just being able to repost his weirdest pages of fire punch in weekly shonen jump just out of pure clout and the editors just have to sit back and watch in horror
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@acanticleforkev it's like he meant to mutter that to himself but said it to the mic instead
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@bambooney telling my 7 year old kid to misrepresent WHO statistics on local tv to own the libs
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@Wario64 we used to be a country. a proper country.
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@Wario64 i thought this was a hard times article at first
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@SSIchigo86 @Wario64 Cavill wasn't the weak link in that decision i don't think
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@unionsami @MagicHandz Not trying to be mean but these are insanely common thematic elements across all forms of media, they do not elevate the content just by appearing within it
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@JamesCageWhite James Jr. seeing this post
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@mickakers yooooo just wait till you see these shits bruh
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@MustyKetchup @JustinWhang YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS TRAVELER! THEY WOULD KILL A HORSE, LET ALONE A MENNONITE.
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@Wario64 oh yeah, that would've made everyone real happy
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@bernostalgila @srkndi @vincentrcrd oh cool so the other reasons are also nonsensical
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@Bencompetence @BriannaWu she literally made that up what the fuck are you talking about lol
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@SAMOYEDWAVE it might've been a hack but i think it tracks regardless
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@HeheWaitWhut @LizRummy well if all those repliers who pay for the little blue checkmark next to their names think it's a good deal.....
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@deportablediz her hair's a little messy and the lighting is bad but she looks pretty much the same lmao
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@Halalcoholism Catholicism is very strange
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@TalesOfBeyond perhaps they simply saw his human bioshield flicker for a second and reveal his true form
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@D_Kumii "rawr"
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