The Yung Hegelians
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A podcast hosted by @toxicityfem, @Zia_Nitori, @yesmustard, and @buriedinkant
Joined January 2019
making this thread my pinned tweet because i want everyone who looks at my page and finds it uncomfortable to fuck off.
Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who looks like papa smurf who obsessed over and killed a barely legal girl and her boyfriend because he couldn't have her.
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I've never met a single person in prison who had a fraction of the amount of bloodlust that suburbanites have for people who break the law.
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@PortableHavoc @SlayerRules_420 @LucyXIV i mean the only reason the cops would care about that situation would be to get access to the camera themselves.
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Interesting that the city with the most violent protests is getting the best results. It really makes you think.
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I keep forgetting that there's a substantial amount of marxists who's views on sex are indistinguishable from the average social conservative.
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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who looks like papa smurf who obsessed over and killed a barely legal girl and her boyfriend because he couldn't have her.
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I cant express how unbelievably frustrating it is for me to watch leftists pretend to care about prison abolition when theyd hold their nose around most of the people I went to prison with. They want to feel like they're helping the oppressed but they don't give a shit about them.
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I refuse to believe anglos are real.
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These people don't go away when the revolution happens. The revolution doesn't make everyone as woke as you. You have to live with the reality that people are going to hurt each other. You have to live with some people getting away with hurting people their whole lives.
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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy that keeps changing his story about how he definitely didn't beat his girl and that she was just making shit up.
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JUST GET RID OF THE FUCKING COPS YOU PSYCHOPATHS.
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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who keeps stealing other people's shit for no reason and keeps acting like a whiny bitch about it.
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@francisxwolf @SamtheNightOwl gonna have to catch up on a lot of mechanics if he wants to have a chance to compete in 2057.
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If you're down with punitive justice block me. This is psycho shit
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If your bio looks like this you literally aren't worthy of moral consideration
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No Gods No Masters except for the social workers and psychiatrists so they can lock up the people that make me uncomfortable :).
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Holy fuck can someone tell anarchists that platitudes aren't the basis for criticism or theory?. There is not one single substantial criticism of Marx here. Not one. Marxism is not at all addressed. What the fuck. Why bother reading anything if you're going to be like this?
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Leftists screech, "what about the pedos, what about the rapists?" because they can't be bothered to think about how to prevent someone from hurting a person without calling the cops or killing them.
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But that violence pales in comparison to the violence of incarceration, of death penalties, of private property. It's not even close. You don't need "accountability" whatever the fuck that means, you need to solve problems and work with the people around you as they are.
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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who can't manage his addiction at all and keeps going off the rails and hurting everyone around him.
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You can't just kill them and make them go away. They will always exist and killing them brings with it some good odds of the type of family feuds that would lead to massive bloodshed.
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Hey, trans veteran here. Fuck the troops.
It's been a little over a year since Trump's heinous ban on trans people in the military went into effect, and I have every intention of re-enlisting in the Reserves when Biden overturns it next year. I'm looking forward to it.
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People will call you an ecofascist if you imply that Funko Pop production might drop when you abolish capitalism.
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No effort is made to determine what causes people to hurt each other. No effort is put into using that information to work towards a solution. The only thing that exists is the infantile screeching to make the bad people go away.
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damn, really cringe that people are expressing that they don't want to spend the rest of their lives creating value for someone else.
Please for the love of god never be this person it's beyond cringe
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americans be like i received a Revelation about the way the world Really Works from an advertisement.
This McDonald’s ad single handed made the zoomer generation realize that western media is actively against them and trying to subvert their existence-
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I really really don't care about Pride at all but it is pretty funny watching people pretend like a kid seeing some hairy guy wearing leather is somehow going to be a more formative experience for their sexuality than the average perfume ad.
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You'll probably become one in a few years anyway, just go for it. You weren't taught in school how to solve interpersonal problems outside of talking to an authority so just fall back on that.
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If the idea of learning to live with these people and having to learn how to recover from hurt, how to work with people who will likely hurt someone again is too much for people and you just wanna murder the bad people, just become a socdem.
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And the reality is there is not perfect solution to a lot of these issues, and even if their were, people aren't going to act perfectly to solve these problems either. There's going to be a lot of hurt and interpersonal violence, especially in the beginning of classless society.
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Are you fucking serious? Who's fucking side are you on?.
🚨🚨🚨. Protestors in DC handed the white dude who was about to provocate the protest to the police. He has been arrested and taken away. #DCProtests #Riot #BLACK_LIVES_MATTERS
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Imagine calling yourself an anticapitalist and thinking that stealing is bad lmao.
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There's a human trafficking questionaire they make you take when you get to prison and it has to preface the questions with "Outside of your current incarceration" lmao.
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haha, break these pls.
Using cameras to monitor people looking at artwork, researchers hope that the data can help define "attraction value" for specific works of art, leading to changes in museum and gallery layout and exhibit scheduling
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watching more and more leftists slide into more and more explicitly reactionary positions as trans rights are being quickly revoked and fascists are killing people over grooming panics, very cool, very reassuring.
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The real monsters live in the suburbs and cheer for the state to enforce moral order.
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They kill us for taking food when we're hungry. They are a threat to our lives.
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If I see you start a sentence with "the left needs to" I'm pushing you down the stairs.
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The changes anyone who considers themselves a communist should be protesting for cannot be voted for. They also can't be protested for for that matter. They are fought for
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Holy shit we're calling out 16 year olds for dating 15 year olds now lmao.
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mfer whipped out the ariana grande makeup just to stop people from calling her white online
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Our fragile economy is predicated on squeezing every possible ounce of labour out of labourers until they're at their breaking point and the solution is to extend their breaking point. God I love innovation.
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Here is why the left is more blind to the right's moral/political arguments. If you think of morality as a color spectrum, the right sees 6 colors and the left sees (in far greater detail) only 2 colors. Libertarians actually only see mostly 1.
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Full employment is a threat, and if communists call for it than I am an anti communist
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The next step is learning how to deal with numbers like this.
Law enforcement showing up in large numbers now, heading towards fifth precinct. People running away. Show of force.
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Lmao if we get them on 16 hour shifts they'll just give up lol.
NYPD source tells me on average six cops a day are resigning, and that number is expected to rise. That’s in addition to normal attrition for retirement, disability, etc. This is disastrous for morale and manpower. @BilldeBlasio is to blame.
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Cmon, we've all looked at our grandmother and thought, "Is she really producing enough value to be worth keeping around?".
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People like this say they care about mens self esteem but dont want to do anything to make a difference. When was the last time you looked your bros in the eyes and called them beautiful? Ever kissed them? If you wouldnt go gay for the homies do you really even care about them?.
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The "feminists" attack queer people for talking about kink and spin the criminalization of sexwork into a positive thing, while the reactionaries talk about queer people being bourgeois and talk about sexworkers as either "unproductive labourers" or lazy whores.
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man who is threatening you with the force of the pigs and the united states military would like to request that you dont use threats yourself.
President Biden: "I call on everyone, no matter how deeply they care about this decision, to keep all protests peaceful. Peaceful, peaceful, peaceful. No intimidation. Violence is never acceptable. Threats and intimidation are not speech."
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Vaush's idea of praxis is literally just doing social democratic entryism into the DNC and making YouTube videos for the culture war.
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A global Anarcho Communist government is formed — you get arrested — Why?.
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Do we live in the ruins of a greater civilization?
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As a trans woman who went to prison, if you tell me to vote for a rapist with a cop vp that sent transwoman to men's prisons, I'm legally allowed to split your fucking face open.
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when you fantasize about people getting the bare minimum required for them to come into work consistently.
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Bakunin is one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever read
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At the faggot sleepover we do both.
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ML's are committed to communism in the same way blue lives matter libertarians are committed to being opposed to government power, that is to say they aren't.
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Watching the internet left get less radical during times of crisis has only made it more clear to me that there's absolutely no reason to identify as a leftist if you want to work against the current state of things.
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WAS NOT EXPECTING PRO COP LEFTIST TO BE A THING BUT HERE WE ARE.
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The fence is built higher to help the blossoming box producing industry thrive. Unfortunately, they produced too many, people couldn't buy enough of them, wages were cut to recover profits, leading to less box purchasing, and the cycle keeps going.
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Brain dead reactionaries need culture manipulating cabals to explain why things happen because their worldview is centered around killing the bad guys instead of grasping issues at their root
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Red flag for being a pedophile: supporting piracy
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someone needs to tell online transwomen that acting like a catty bitch towards other transwomen doesnt help them pass.
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Pierre quoted me so accounts that look like this are trying to speak to me
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The USSR is dead, China is capitalist. You're irrelevant. Help your communities and keep Marxs name out of your fucking mouth.
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When we say "Fuck 12" we mean you too.
@hurt_chinese @RedPrecariat @michaelshull Lol well, good luck with your endeavors. 👍 Hope the police get wind of your counter-revolutionary aspirations.
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Reminder, we're at war.
JUST IN: President Trump unloads on the nation's governors on a call, calls on them to step up enforcement: "You have to dominate, if you don’t dominate you’re wasting your time. They’re going to run over you, you’re going to look like a bunch of jerks. You have to dominate.".
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Fascists pretending to have coherent theory will never not be funny to me.
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There was that kid in highschool who would act really smug about being universally despised by everyone and it turns out when they grow up they turn into landlords and post cope online.
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Apparently Cuba kills everyone who can't read lmao
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This is unambiguously cult shit.
This is the moment first responders found a fully intact American flag underneath tornado debris in the small town of Mayfield, KY. The flag was discovered under the rubble of what used to be Mayfield's city courthouse.
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The US prison system is almost comical in how it can't decide if it wants to rehabilitate inmates capacity to sell their labour power or continue acting as a thinly veiled eugenics program.
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