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@TheUrbanRescue
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9 months
Good night, everybody!
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@TheUrbanRescue
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11 months
@Dexerto Don't mind if I do
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@TheUrbanRescue
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10 months
Good morning, everybody! Markiplier is, in fact, still pregnant.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Oh, sweet wampum!
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@TheUrbanRescue
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10 months
Markiplier is pregananant?!?!1
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
Turtles aren't "inside" their shells. They *are* their shells. 🤓 😳
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
BREAKING 🚨 GORT COMES CLEAN!!!!1 "I, Gort, hereby confess to faking my own death in a Ferrari fire in order to evade the IRS. I know what I did was wrong, and I am truly sorry for the pain and suffering I have caused and I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
We really did turn this crack house into a crack home 🏡
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Good morning, everybody!
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
BREAKING 🚨 GORT WAS CONFIRMED TO BE DRIVING THE MUSTANG THAT STRUCK AND TOOK THE LIFE OF DANNY DUNCAN A statement from Gort: "Ok, I couldnt pull up"
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Y'all gort wasn't in the car.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Ladies ladies, I'm sorry, but I'm married to the Lord.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Real Minecraft grass block.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Oh poppy, how I love and miss you ❤️ Even though you maybe probably definitely allegedly murdered nugget
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
THERES BUGS IN MY SKIN THERES BUGS IN MY SKIN THERES BUGS IN MY SKIN THERES BUGS IN MY SKIN
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
Good morning, everybody!
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Gort is alive and well, hes just a little toasty
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Our glizzy gobbler Karen when she only had three pixels ❤️
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@TheUrbanRescue
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11 months
Mom's spaghetti
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
New vidya!
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Can't wait to have a few more Gort steaks!
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@TheUrbanRescue
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11 months
I just want to thank Dababy for saving me from Kevin that one time.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
@Thereisnocat_ Correct. I see no cat.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Wait, what did I almost forget to tell you?
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
How to handle an aggressive rhea. A thread 🧵
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
@Gwanatu I really thought that was fried chicken. Gort do be crispy though.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
Thus concludes my thread 🧵
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
Certified banger.
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
@Tmcd5808 We're soul bonded.
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@TheUrbanRescue
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11 months
Remember that time I taught some raccoons how to fish?
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
10 months
@ADogThatTypes He did in-fact "hop out at the after party"
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@TheUrbanRescue
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@Halal_Ripcity Yes, we're very much mourning Gort, crispy crispy Gort.
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@TheUrbanRescue
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10 months
@LeChonkyMidwest This wasn't me. I was hacked. Yeah. Definitely hacked.
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@TheUrbanRescue
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10 months
@ItzBlxzingShock (ʇsǝɹ ǝsɐǝʅd ƃuᴉʞoɾ ɯ╻I) ʞɐǝʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoⅎ sᴉ dǝǝʅS
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
@ASwitchDog Karen really appreciated the beautiful serenade ❤️
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@TheUrbanRescue
The Urban Rescue Ranch
11 months
@Tmcd5808 Dababy and the clappys are in the booth with Don Toliver recording a new single right now
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