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@TheUncurvable
Markus
11 years
If I got $50 and my girl broke then we both broke cause I'm not telling her I got $50
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Nigga you got bed bugs “ @WhosStephen : If your back don't look like mine, your stroke game trash. http://t.co/boDMY4NO5G”
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RELATIONSHIP STATUS:: ◻ single ◻ in a relationship ◻ married ◻ engaged ◻ divorced ☑ watching bae be a hoe on the TL
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@TheUncurvable
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9 years
"IM CUBAN" "IM PUERTO RICAN" "IM COLOMBIAN" "IM DOMINICAN" BIHHHH STFU YALL MEXICAN
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11 years
Hoes be at parties twerking on a handstand but when it's time to present a project in class all of sudden she's shy
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@TheUncurvable
Markus
11 years
A female seeing ya dick when it's soft is equivalent to a superhero revealing his identity
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11 years
People are scared to drink after one another but will smoke a blunt that a nigga licked 87 times before he rolled it
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10 years
The word "hoe" gets thrown around so loosely on here... Y'all be calling females hoes for just breathing
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10 years
YOU MUST LIKE GUYS WHO CANT GET JOBS 📝📝 “ @brinaa_baby : Maaaan oh man. Hand and neck tattoos are MY WEAKNESS 😩😍😍😍😍😍”
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I CAN SMELL THE DIRT IN YOUR CARPET “ @meena_beena_ : Curls are back http://t.co/S6PA6g2iT5”
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10 years
AINT NO FEMALE ON HERE TOO ATTRACTIVE THAT SHE CANT FOLLOW ME BACK BITCH YOU AINT GOD OR KANYE
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@TheUncurvable
Markus
11 years
If you curve me you cared enough to reply so we like 1/8th dating
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10 years
IF I STEAL YOUR SHIT AND YOU DONT KNOW I GOT IT THAT MEANS YOU LOST IT
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10 years
EVERY MAN WANTS A CHICK THAT HE CAN CONSTANTLY CHEAT ON AND SHE STAYS... SHE NOT LOYAL SHE STUPID, MEN LOVE STUPID BITCHES
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10 years
What was the name of the boat in titanic?
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10 years
BOYFRIEND #2 WAS THE SIDE NIGGA ANTHEM
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@TheUncurvable
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11 years
When u masturbating u ever take ya dick and slap ya thigh pretending it's a females ass or is that just me?
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Black girls are born with megaphones in their vocal cords
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@TheUncurvable
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9 years
MIND YA BUSINESS NEXT TIME
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Tesco shopper punched in face by gang of thugs after she told staff she saw them stealing
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@TheUncurvable
Markus
11 years
Hittin a guy in balls is only gonna make him want to kill u so yall bitches go ahead and do that wake up on a first class flight to meet God
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Markus
11 years
You gotta make ya homeboy text ya girl & try to talk to her. If she don’t tell you about it she a hoe
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@TheUncurvable
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11 years
Fuck yo momma she don't want you “ @StoufferHannah : Please retweet this and help me search for my birth mom! http://t.co/gXtUwhKDND”
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@TheUncurvable
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Niggas be buying $400 belts to try to impress females that be getting fucked by niggas who buy their shit from the $10 clearance rack
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Markus
11 years
Females spend $1000s on weave but yall still ugly " @dominiloka : Yall spending $400 on PS4's but taking the bus and beggin for rides"
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@TheUncurvable
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9 years
SOUNDS LIKE U WASTING YO OWN TIME TBH
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@TheUncurvable
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11 years
Don't fuckin @ me if you don't know how to find the lowest common denominator or what to do when you have an improper fraction
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10 years
It's not a curve if I don't want you 💅
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@TheUncurvable
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11 years
Niggas out here will give you dap them proceed over to your girls instagram and like her pics. I'm one of them
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10 years
NICKI MINAJ ANACONDA VIDEO > JUSTICE FOR MIKE BROWN
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11 years
Black bitches with blonde hair look like Dijonay from The Proud Family
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@TheUncurvable
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11 years
Females nowadays gotta talk to more than one guy cuz if one guy isnt showin em the attention they want they gonna want it from someone else
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10 years
I really do be regretting flirting with some of y'all when y'all change your avis cause y'all ugly af
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@TheUncurvable
Markus
11 years
Females will save an ass pic on their phone if they think its good and will send it to every new nigga they meet
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