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@TheNoliestGuy

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(Mainly) Noles 🍢 Rays 💥 Braves 🪓History major. Harris/Walz 2024.

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3 months
I used to love baseball. Played it growing up. For whatever reason, I just fell out of love with it. A decade or so later, that love reignited. And it was 100% because of this 2024 Florida State baseball team. To parents of the players and the players themselves: thank you.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@BigPutruck Better Call Saul was the show that made me realize how much of an art cinematography is
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@KirkHerbstreit @NFLonPrime @steelers @Patriots @PatMcAfeeShow You ruined college football we’re not letting you forget that
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@TheNoliestGuy
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8 months
Me when Brock Glenn throws for 5 thousand yards and FSU beats Georgia 174-3
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@TheNoliestGuy
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Yeeeaaaahhhh when I buy the CFB video game I’m taking out the cover and replacing it with this
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
This defense was going to win us a natty
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How tf we was gone lose if opposing team can’t score!!! A week later and we still hot! 🖕🏾 @CFBPlayoff
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@TheNoliestGuy
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Lord heaven Almighty
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@TheNoliestGuy
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Year 2 of a rebuild and we’re in the final four. Just wanted to tweet that out before Noles fans start saying dumb stuff lol
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
Damn Kirk is really blocking all of Nole nation. I felt so damn special yesterday after he blocked me but he can’t even let me have that.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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10 months
Alex Mastromonno and @ryan_fitz88 appreciation post. I feel like they aren’t getting enough love from the fanbase. Fitzgerald is 11/12 on the season so far and Mastromonno flips the field virtually every punt by averaging 46.4 yards a punt. Our special teams really is special
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@Dawg60094290 @CFBHome @SickosCommittee “Can I copy your homework?” “Sure just change the answers so it doesn’t look obvious that you copied.” “No.”
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@On3sports Jimbo not making a bowl, FSU having a 10-win season before he did at A&M, and all his players leaving him. FSU fans, all is right.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@ZachAbolverdi Bruh acting like this isn’t a rivalry game lmao
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
Me at the court house whenever counsel for Florida State makes a good point in FSU v. ACC:
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@TheNoliestGuy
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“Death conquers all and will always win” Jesus:
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@USA_Polling Fellas is it gay to sit like a normal human being
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@11point7 Incorrect: our lead was 11-2 before we blew it. Get our shittiness right, please and thank you
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@RedditCFB All that bark just to go 8-5. Guys like this ruin cfb 😏😏
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@TheNoliestGuy
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7 months
@AllKindsWeather @HightopDave More expensive than the UF 2023 SEC Champs shirts
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@nocontextcfb he said that and immediately went "what did i just say"
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@TheNoliestGuy
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10 months
Ain’t this the kid Jammie Robinson bullied all game last year 😂
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@crystnadior Cinematic recaps, Mycah’s vlogs, player interviews, sideline and field behavior all show where the culture is at and where it’s intended on going. This picture says all that needed to be said. Best of luck to em.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@UFBarstool Cry harder
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@BBGreatMoments The average amount of pitches for a baseball game for one team is roughly between 140-150 pitches. 153,020-163,950. That’s roughly the amount of pitches Buster Posey saw. And only 27 went past him. Insane.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@uapdog @YourFriendKwaku That is a great question considering that entire side of the country is in a decade long identity crisis, high jacked by a man who is anything but a conservative
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@TheNoliestGuy
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1 year
@nocontextcfb Cosmo will be hearing from this gentleman shortly
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@TheNoliestGuy
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11 months
@RedditCFB Man’s regretting everything rn
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@PFF_College You see the OL and receivers FSU’s picking up?
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
CFB when Brock Glenn throws for 1,000+ yards and 8 TD’s on Saturday
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@TheNoliestGuy
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3 months
@AllKindsWeather Okay let the punishment fit the crime. Being banned from Charles Schwab and from attending any CWS event is fitting. Anything else is just unreasonable
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@TheNoliestGuy
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8 months
Florida weather alerts waking up the late sleepers in Tallahassee
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@BoardGeniuses Connor Stallions vacationing in Tuscaloosa the past month
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@TheNoliestGuy
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5 months
@gale_kc Translation of your tweet: “Grrrr a University is trying to create room for belonging in a deeply homophobic state raaaaa I’m so angry gay people exist ahhhh”
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
Texas A&M fans 5 minutes into this game
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
@Noleee04 I mean FAMU ain’t bad. Tallahassee is so much fun when FSU and FAMU do great
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@BoardGeniuses If everyone can hypothetically and baselessly say we would lose, we can hypothetically and baselessly say we would have won.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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10 months
@CaneFilms Congratulations on your win!
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@TheNoliestGuy
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11 months
Thank you, Miami, for allowing me to create a work of art
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@seminole4life22 Didn’t Hunter also say FSU was f’d over for the snub? Or something I can’t remember but he showed some love toward us. Imma say we dodged one with the KJ flip lol
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@LogansTwitty We didn’t hang a natty banner tf
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@TheNoliestGuy
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11 months
@Warchant Heard a coach from some midtier program down south throwing his players under the bus after an embarrassing loss. Couldn’t be my coach
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@TraditiNole Funnily enough it wasn’t the Democrats that convicted him but a jury that both sides of the case agreed to
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@FSUeyedoc This is going in every future FSU hype video
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@TheNoliestGuy
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6 months
@FSUBaseball I would like to apply for graphic design. Please hire me
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@ErmonL Norvell has done more with this disrespected team than Jimbo has done with his preseason 6 team and no. 1 recruiting class. Ain’t any love lost
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@USA_Polling They’re literally the ones making everything sexual lol
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
@BlueBucketFB @RedditCFB Fans every time a player makes a one handed catch
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@AndrewRousso Thanks for this one
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@TheNoliestGuy
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9 months
@BFW You’re the same guy who said Oregon was going to cream Washington. Why don’t you just take a break from Twitter until after the weekend
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@vo_ldemort @PhilSanchezTV @MrsvlPioneers @PrepBaseballIN Right? Umpires should never be afraid of making the right call in big moments even if it means ending the game
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@Seminoles @CalAthletics @SMUMustangs @GoStanford @theACC It’s okay we know they forced you to post it
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@TheNoliestGuy
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8 months
@RFSUSports But it led to Travis so I ain’t so mad
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@TheNoliestGuy
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1 year
@RedditCFB Jimbo is on there AGAIN when will we learn
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@TheNoliestGuy
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8 months
@RedditCFB Right in front of the child too 😭
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@nocontextcfb “Personal foul, having fun—number 36”
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
Ohio State watching Utah demolish USC
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@RGIII Rewind it
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@Bignole936 Oh they did it, it was just out done by something else
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@On3sports I honestly do feel bad for this kid. Miami fans directing their anger at the wrong guy. Van Dyke was trending upwards under Diaz
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@TheNoliestGuy
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1 year
@AslanHodges Pat Mcafee was fun for like two seconds. Now he’s just corny
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1 year
@CFBRep Clearing out Doak South by halftime is a good feeling
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@TheNoliestGuy
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1 year
@ClemsonRT Major difference between these two games, see if you can spot it 😏😏
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@BarstoolUMiami “E-enjoy th-this c-c-cause you’ll never s-see this ag-again I swear! We’re back next year I s-swear 😖😖”
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@FSU_Barstool There’s beating-your-rival satisfying, then there’s emptying-their-stadium satisfying
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@JustWinMGMT @KirkHerbstreit @cbfowler @jordantrav13 I’m a sincere believer that the best players aren’t the ones that don’t make mistakes. They’re the ones that don’t give up. And this team doesn’t give up. That’s why we’re light years improved from years past.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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Holy hyperbole Superman
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President Trump was shot in the head and did not alter his campaign schedule in the slightest. President Biden contracted a mild cold and is now locking himself in his private home until further notice.
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@FSU_Barstool Big 12 is without a doubt the softest conference in the country tf
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@Floridaguy7891 Ayyyeeee!! I just got my badge of honor too
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@ThoughtfulSaint You know, you’re probably the most hard hearted person I think I’ve ever seen. You give the Church such a terrible name. I know it will do nothing to you, but you should be told anyway
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@FSU_Barstool People getting into fights in public are probably the greatest embarrassments in society
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@thefantasyicon1 @ZachAbolverdi Dub of a tweet, enjoy fans like you
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@nocontextcfb This sport is a joke now
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@nocontextcfb Oregon fans for a split second
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@On3sports CFB cruel for this one
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@deseretian @byuhawaii Sure sounds like someone trying to create more welcoming environments in the Church
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@nocontextcfb @Koby13k Pretty sure they call those “alligators”
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@bubblybrielle Lol if that’s shady then so is taking the number 3 spot after a 6-7 season
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@LogansTwitty Pat McAfee forgets Riley Leonard is an offensive player, and not a defensive player
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@nocontextcfb *FSU basketball loses* *every FSU fan thinking what that means for football*
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@TheNoliestGuy
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2 years
@RyanGreen1010XL “F-FSU fans r-rushing th-the field is puh-puh-pretty p-pathetic, r-right? L-laughable, r-r-right? 😖😖”
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@TaylorPetrey I object to the exclusion of “Mormon” than for no other reason than it is so transparently clear that it’s just Nelson trying to get back at past leaders who he felt embarrassed him. It’s one of the more blatantly insincere things to come from President Nelson
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@bubblybrielle If we had been given a month to get healthy and compete for a natty 🥹🥹🥹
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@TheNoliestGuy
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I know it was a tough loss, but other programs know we’re going in the right direction. I’ve never understood the Dabo hate, he’s a standup guy. Still tho, want to crush them next year. #FSU #FSUvsCLEM
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@ESPNCFB Johnny is him
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@UnnecRoughness Recent but good
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@904N0LE Feel free to use this version :)
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@FSUBaseball FSU baseball is simply back
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@StallionCornell I think the membership has more universalist impulses though. And I think it’s reaching a point where leadership can either get with that program or create an impasse
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@MiamiCanes1971 As Mike Norvell would say, it’s about your response 😉 stay strong Timmy
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@TheNoliestGuy
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@JWPSports I mean it’s pretty obvious
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