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Leader of the Opposition (Parody)

@TheNewTories

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We are the all new and improved Conservative Party (Parody) This country is a disaster. It had nothing to do with us.

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Tory Party Conference starts today. Can't wait to tell everyone what a bloody legend I am 😎

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@PolitlcsUK I always said he was a complete banger.

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@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Is he going to resign during the speech?

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@Keir_Starmer I suffer from anti-starmerism

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@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer Anyone for Sausages?

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@Keir_Starmer Anyone for a sausage?

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@Ed_Miliband I assume the wind will be mostly coming from you?

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@Keir_Starmer Can you change who the Prime Minister is? Thankyou

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Anyone for sausages?

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@HazelAppleyard_ Capitalism is a great thing.

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Keir Stalin finally got him. RIP BRO 🙏 It was an honour 🫡

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@Keir_Starmer Sausage anyone?

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@UKLabour Labour pretending like they know what a woman is haha Atleast we kindof do sometimes lol

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@GBNEWS He really is a complete banger

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@PolitlcsUK Even I don't know who Mel Stride is.

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@PolitlcsUK The lads at the bowls club had a really good chuckle when they came up with that

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@10ClowningStrt No.

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@owenjonesjourno Keir Starmer's a right sausage isn't he

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Keir Starmer is a complete Sausage

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@JohnRentoul With all due respect, this sounds like a load of old rubbish

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My Amazon delivery just arrived.

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@Conservatives Young Tarquin is hilarious isn't he

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@juliasuzanne76 May contain pork?

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@PolitlcsUK @theipaper Hey, that was my idea!

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@HazelAppleyard_ This is a deeply delicate situation that should be handled with the deepest care and sympathy. These... individuals... are having a really tough time of it so perhaps our strategy of doing absolutely nothing at all was for the best. Thanks

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@PolitlcsUK @JAHeale I was thinking about becoming a comedian. What do you think guys?

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@TiceRichard Ahh the new kids on the block. Leave it to the professionals eh?

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@PolitlcsUK Theresa May did it better 😎

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He knows who the real daddy is 😎

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@Conservatives You tell em' Tarquin!

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK You're only human 😎 And a bit of a knob.

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@MelJStride No seriously.... who are you?

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Reminds me of the lockdown parties What a difficult time for everybody else.

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@TomTugendhat Bit of a Sausage isn't he Tom

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@HazelAppleyard_ I miss him 😭

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@MelJStride Who are you again?

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK @EllenAMilligan After last weeks performance, You'd have to be insane, What you gonna do, Call me Prime Minister again? 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂 #RishiRhymes

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK YOU CAN'T LOCK ALL OF US UP 😠

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Hitting @10ClowningStrt right in the goolies

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His face is so punchable.

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@PolitlcsUK @OpiniumResearch Can we call a general election please?

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@Keir_Starmer @SimonHarrisTD He preferred hanging out with me. All I'm saying 😎

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK This him?

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@10ClowningStrt Give me back Larry the cat and I'll consider it

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@10ClowningStrt You got less votes than Corbyn LMAO

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK @guardian Why don't we put you in prison? WHO'S WITH ME?????

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I hope everyone is having a fantastic day Me and the family are having sausages for dinner.

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@g_gosden Rwanda 😭😭😭😭

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@Conservatives For me? You shouldn't have!

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@10ClowningStrt Well.. if you need any advice.

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK @DovForman When will we see you jogging in yours?

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@Keir_Starmer Who broke those foundations? That's right, the last Labour Government 😡 Nothing happened in between.

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@10ClowningStrt @Positively4thS Yeah you are

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK @OpiniumResearch Leave the Poles alone! They're a great bunch of people.

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@alfies2001 My favourite comedian!

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@PolitlcsUK I wonder what happened there?

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@10ClowningStrt Wurst speech ever

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@PolitlcsUK Prince of Thieves... fitting 😏

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@RishiSunak @Conservatives I agree with myself.

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@10ClowningStrt Soon there will be no walls around Gaza!

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Who was the better Prime Minister?

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Keir Starmer

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@transportgovuk @HouseofCommons How will my mates make profits off them now?

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@HazelAppleyard_ I know just the man for this.... @10ClowningStrt get your pasty face in here and make us all laugh

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@Conservatives Good One Quentin!

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It's time to bring home the Bacon 😎

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If Keir Starmer resigned, wouldn't we all be happier?

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I remember having this conversation. Good times.

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@10ClowningStrt @Keir_Starmer @AngelaRayner It's ok there will be none left come spring thanks to you

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@PolitlcsUK @OpiniumResearch CALL AN ELECTION RIGHT NOW. A RERUN PLEASE!

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No.

Keir Starmer (Parody)

@10ClowningStrt

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I’m never living this one down, am I? 🙈

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@PolitlcsUK @snb19692 This never happened on my watch

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@PolitlcsUK @LBC Like he guaranteed he would stop the boats. Or was that me?

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@10ClowningStrt @TimesRadio

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If elected back as the rightful ruler of these fair isles I will promise to: 1. Lock Keir Starmer up 2. Shut Yvette Cooper up 3. Beat David Lammy up

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Leader of the Opposition (Parody)

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WINNER

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Leader of the Opposition (Parody)

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A Labour one!

Jennifer Arcuri

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What kind of government willfully destroys its own country? 🇬🇧

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@TomTugendhat I trust you to do as good a job as I did Tom

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@TimesRadio Keep Sharing It!!!!

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@10ClowningStrt @GBNEWS @LeoKearse Speak for yourself

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@PolitlcsUK I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO STOP THIS.

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@10ClowningStrt @Nigel_Farage You should be behind bars, purely for the size of your forehead.

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK Also, if you could give me back Buttons my toy rabbit, I believe I left him behind when I speedily vacated my previous office now left to you. God knows where Rachel Reeves has put him

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Who drew this? 😒

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@PolitlcsUK As if he cares

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Can we have another election yet?

Keir Starmer (Parody)

@10ClowningStrt

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Don’t share this video of me saying return of the sausages instead of hostages! This is so humiliating!

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@10ClowningStrt @jk_rowling Remember when you said 99.9% of women haven't got a sausage on LBC 🤣 You looked a right clown. I have it in my highlights reel that I watch in the bath

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@10ClowningStrt @PolitlcsUK Well it was better than your rendition of "Always look on the bright side of life" And don't even get me started on Angie Rayner singing "Like a Virgin!!"

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@TomTugendhat I'm 100% behind you [Insert name here]

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