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You want us to download a form (that can be filled online), manually fill it and physically take it to an enrolment centre and you have the audacity to use the hashtag
#DigitalNigeria
Dear
#NIN
applicants, attached is the National Identification Number enrollment form.
Kindly download fill and submit in any of
@nimc_ng
's enrollment centers to be enrolled into the National Identity Database and be issued your NIN Number.
#DigitalNigeria
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Most people that work well under pressure are super procrastinators.
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Still wild that because a Nigerian politician wasn’t granted audience by protesters, he came out of his car and kept shooting until he killed people, entered his car, drove away and nothing has happened to him till now.
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Shakiti bobo will be playing and one babe will still be bringing yansh. Aunty pls give me space, I need to hang one leg in the air
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Nothing worse that liking someone and then finding out they can’t kiss. Like where do you go from there?
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The dance:
baby it doesn’t matter how many times i dance with him.. i love you.
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Nothing in tv history is sicker than episode 1 of black mirror
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I promise you, it’s very easy to tell when someone you’re into isn’t into you. Stop embarrassing yourself people.
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The way money makes romance sweeter is the same way it makes being single or even friendships more fun.
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I think you need to see the inside of a cell
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Which of you's bride-to-be is crying outside Ikoyi registry and causing traffic on Alfred Rewane because you cancelled on her?
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I’m tired of these “you know dollar is now NGN XXX and you’ve lost XX% in value between Y and Z”. We’ve heard, thanks.
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What are those nails in the 4th pic 🙃
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The need to start letting these jury guys justify their choice on the live show. Let them be stupid with their chest
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With the way flight tickets to Lagos in December are, na to free Dirty December. You will like Messy May.
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Levels to couple fights sha. My neighbour and his ‘girlfriend’ were fighting and she came outside to ask the estate Mopol for his gun. Romance 😍😍
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Father, help my bank account. Uplift it baba, I want to travel the world.
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Burner handlers 🤝 Constantly announcing they have a burner account
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I don’t want to see any laycon please cos I’ll just turn this tv off
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Lmao Nigerians are not having it anymore. One dude jumped petrol queue and people really came out of their cars to push the guy's car away
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Twitter after dark 🌚: What do people rave about sexually that you think is overrated or shit?
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7:30am and Quilox still looks packed. Lagosians really have energy
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Nigerian women can never be straightforward and deliberate about moving to a guy. It’s to do ‘strategic positioning’ up and down that hardly works. Next thing they’re crying that man sold them dreams smh.
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We keep saying older people in Nigeria are the weakest link, especially with how they reason. But Fam, have you seen how backward in thoughts a lot of young people are?
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Are they really saying the frame of this picture couldn’t take 6 guys? 🙄
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A Nigerian woman likes you and she will eat out of your food, bite you randomly, steal your favourite clothes, disturb your sleep etc. Just look at these criminals.
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Leave that toxic relationship today. I promise you, you won't die.
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Let me drop this here. Don't say I don't do nice things for you guys
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One of the most constant things in life is the fact that it can never end well if you're sleeping with your work colleague.
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Wow. You guys need to see this movie on Netflix. Thank me later.
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Honestly you people that make fun of Kerry Washington’s face are disgusting. And you all need to dead that thing with her face on a mask. It’s sick.
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The people in the studio don’t know how to banter sha. Imagine this traffic and not taking your opportunity to get people hooked to your station/show
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Can never experience this cos I’m always in prayers all through every flight
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Money is very important in love. During and most especially after. You don’t want to be heartbroken and broke at the same time. You might die.
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We’re really stronger than we think. We went a year without Game of Thrones and we’re good.
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Lool at men that are serial cheaters thinking they can handle an open relationship/marriage. Lmaoo you will cry blood.
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Mhkitaryan 2 assists
Martial 2 goals
Weekend, Lingard and Rashford will start. I'm sick.
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Man I just remembered one babe that posted her unkempt feet and one guy had to tell her to apply something, even if it was stew
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Man, I really want 2020 to be the best year ever for me. So many things I want and I hope I get them all next year.
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Waking up to see FK, Tola and feminist co verified is making me so happy
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"I'm the one wearing purple beads and tank top sitting opposite...."
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So no Igbo babe out here gonna confess that a beard was her first sign of puberty?
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Honestly, GTB might just be the best bank in Nigeria in terms of customer offerings and experience.
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Worst part about heartbreak is the triggers everywhere. Any slight trigger and you’re back to shedding tears in your car at a red light on Ozumba while people are honking behind you to move
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Wildest thing that’s happened recently to me was dropping honest and constructive review for this business online only for the owner to send me a voice note threatening me 💀
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Of all I got my mum for her birthday, she loved the flowers the most. 1st time she's getting flowers. She's been blushing like a baby since.
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This might be difficult but please, resist the urge to engage people that say rubbish here. Let them tweet their rubbish and get ignored
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This FFK guy is such an agbaya. Imagine being his child and see your daddy be a nuisance on social media
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Stop having sex with your work colleagues if you don't have what it takes to manage outcome when shit gets messy.
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I hope people know how expensive living alone is. If you don't have sustainable source of income, please abort mission.
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I want to volunteer as a teacher during weekends. Maths, Further maths and/or any Science subjects. Anyone has any platform for this?
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Lol if you’re attracted af to someone, the most basic shit they do will get you sexually excited. Q.E.D
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Lool imagine being with someone that lies and drops excuses so they don’t have to spend time or do shit with you. Run fast b.
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These lionheart external auditors gats be kpmg. See how aggressive they are.
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Having so much money that you can outsource everything about adulting so you focus on enjoying life
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“I don’t have anything to add to what others have said” but goes ahead to talk for 10 minutes repeating what others have said 🙃🙃
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When the sexual tension is peak but you know there's nothing you can do about it
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Lool telling yourself someone lost by not choosing you is a chicken move. Just grab your L and move on to someone else you’re into that chooses you.
Sometimes people won’t choose you.
And on occasions you’ll find yourself upset about it.
But the irony is that at times, not choosing you is their own personal loss.
Not yours.
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Must really suck for two people to be in love but things don’t eventually work out cos they have different expectations that are not being met.
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I thought this man was done campaigning. Man really giving us extra. Fantastic Feast.
Peter Obi is the most influential man in Afriaca!
Nnewi stood still for Peter Obi today!
We are voting labour party across boards!
#ObiDattiInNnewi
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If velvett asks for people that want to get tested and isolated for 2 weeks just for one night of rocks at the end, best believe I’m signing up
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You’re just cool with a friend of the opposite sex and then ur friends drop one little idea in ur head. Next thing you’re catching feelings
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Wow. RT for good luck
I found an Uber with the Lekki-Ikoyi etag. It’s already a fantastic day!
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Imagine how extra fun your friendships would be if you all can easily book tickets and travel on holiday together.
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