Paradise with an angel ✨

Birthday week reminder 🤍 you can find my wish-lists at: and

Courtesan / contortionist

@MsLouisaKnight Except I don’t walk runways, I sit them (inside a plane while it takes off)

@brookenicholsny One of my fav things about using X again more frequently is seeing you on my feed. Big love to you, beautiful!

@NikkiDLondon Me, every time I see that face

@WithVoss She’s a poet and does she know it!

@LilaDalton_ From one goddess to another!

@KhloeKarl Happened to me last year with Hyde Park! I queued twice and then had to give up because I couldn’t spend any longer trying, that morning. Apparently you have to take an entire day off to buy tickets now lol

Surely there’s a very kind and altruistic benefactor who wants to make @WithVoss dreams come true, too? Petition to send all of London’s courtesans to Lana Del Rey’s Wembley Stadium show next year!

@florencewilde_ It’s already eye watering! Had this dilemma for Hyde Park last year and very much regretted not doing it anyway

@PureLilyLondon I had a presale code (yes, I’m that much of a loser) and queued for an hour, the second the clock turned 9am. 9k people in front of me, got to the purchase area, nada left! Brutal!

My week has been made. Thank you!!!! You know who you are 💌

Something about snow and ice in London has got me thinking about places I don’t have to wear thermals in. If you could teleport anywhere right now, where would it be?

@gia_venetia You can see as many of me as you like, stunner

@SoSofiaMiles @MsLouisaKnight @ValerieMara_ Petition for @SoSofiaMiles to begin art tours

@DateLDN You were born for it