Lilly Watson 🥂🌎
@DateLDN
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Perky blonde dinner and travel partner dating in London, Paris and FMTY ✈️ City chic. Bit posh. Very dirty.
London, Paris &everywhere else
Joined March 2024
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You can’t say “I want this to feel natural and not transactional” while simultaneously trying to squeeze every last penny out of your booking/ get the most “bang for your buck”/ negotiate “discounts”. Sir, YOU are the one obsessing over money in this equation.
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Did I mention my OF has a whole section dedicated to my many photo shoot bloopers 😂 At least my bum looks good in this one 🙌
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After just one champagne-absinthe cocktail at The Ritz Paris 🥲 (I don’t usually drink much!) Imagine what two could achieve! They were so delectable I could have happily sipped them all afternoon before heading upstairs for the wildest, dirtiest secks imaginable!
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POV: You find yourself sitting next to me on the plane and I ask if you would mind taking a holiday photo of me as I’m travelling alone. Do you ask me for dinner when we land or no?
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🚩 Where is your list of services?
🚩 Can’t I just show you my ID when we meet?
🚩 Hi 1 hr incall today what is ur rate?
🚩 Let me improve your booking process
🚩 I was only looking to spend 600-700..?
🚩 *Missed video call*
*selects all and moves to spam*
🥰
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I finally learned last year that I can let go of lucrative but incompatible clients.
The thing is, there will ALWAYS be more clients. There will always be 10 times more men wanting to buy than women willing to sell. So now all I do is keep looking after myself, and just be. 🌾🌕
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Don’t worry for a moment that I will get bored listening to you talk about your special interests. I love speaking to specialists. You’re a keto devotee? I want to know about that. You make technical drawings of vintage trains? I have questions. Don’t be scared. Give it to me.
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Just in case no-one told you today, here’s a reminder that I’m beautiful. Believe in myself 🫶
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Booking duos months in advance is BDE. It means he knows what he wants and has that cool, calm, easy confidence to make sure it happens 🤤
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Having an attitude of “let’s get the most out of her”/ “maximum bang for my buck”/ haggling/ overstaying/ never tipping etc etc is only going to put her eternally on the defensive with you. She won’t prioritise your date requests and will ditch you the second she can. Just FYI 🤫
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I love it when someone says they booked me as a birthday or “congratulations” gift for themselves! 🌸
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The problem with lurking on X waiting for the perfect time to ask her out (when you’re flush/ confident/ energised/ whatever) is that she could get into an arrangement/ retire any time.
Don’t wait for the right moment, create it- even if it’s amongst chaos. Ask her out! 🍀
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17 last-minute date requests this month. Guys. Do you wait til the plane lands to email your HOTEL to check their availability for tonight?! I’m no different except I’m even LESS likely to be able to accommodate you last-minute (at least hotels have multiple rooms!). BOOK AHEAD.
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Love my job. Love taking people under my wing, connecting and co-creating experiences/ memories. Love standing back and being ships in the night as well as building relationships with regular friends/ lovers. I understand this isn’t for everyone. I feel lucky that it is for me ❤️
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“I asked her out to dinner and we ended up having breakfast together too!” Isn’t that just the most enjoyable sentence to say?Continue normalising overnights as first dates please 🥰
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Thank you for actually reading my X posts 😂 and taking me to try out Nessa 🥰 Loved the witty company, the balmy summer air and sampling that scrumptious Cornish cod with caviar together 🥂
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Letting my inner goth out to play at Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris. Local superstition has it that riding Victor Noir’s statue guarantees the rider a blissful s*x life, so on I hopped!
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Raffles has lots going for it, including lovely interiors, a pleasant spa and the building’s interesting history, but honestly I just love the towels 🥹 They are the thickest, fluffiest, snuggliest towels I have ever come across anywhere ever. They are like big warm duvets 🥹
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Men are more visual whereas women are more aroused by words, which is why men watch online pawn and women read online restaurant menus 😌
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I hoped I would never need to say this. But in light of the violent protests I want to explicitly say that black, brown & Muslim clients will always be treated the same as white clients by me. I don’t screen, charge or do anything else differently. We are all people. One love ❤️
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I am available for a date in Paris on 2nd, 3rd or 4th June. Please get in touch asap if you would like to arrange a little French affair 💞 Screening and deposit required.
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I’m going to need help strapping into this particular birthday gift 😂
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Back in England after a lovely trip to beautiful Scotland, well-fuelled on haggis and whisky, and with some precious dating availability in London (and everywhere else) 🔥 Particularly interested in trying out Nessa Soho, if anyone’s game. It looks light-hearted and relaxed :)
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I’m back! And available to date literally anywhere until the end of the month, then for about two weeks in June, so get in touch now 🌎🥂
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Do I a) max out my luggage allowance to Paris or b) travel light and just go shopping when I’m there 😇
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Explaining to a dear American client that afternoon tea is nothing to be intimidated by, it’s just day-drinking with cake! You don’t need to know any special etiquette. Just don’t stick your pinky out and you’ll be fine 😉
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Checklist for planning a trip to London:
✅ Book flights
✅ Book hotel
✅ Book companion
✅ Book restaurants
✅ Download black cab app
It is *strongly* recommended to check off these tasks a week or two in advance of leaving home 😉
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Dinner at Le Procope, the oldest restaurant in Paris- 1686!
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Enjoying cocktails and small plates with
@FayeFarris
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@VictoriaRoseoff
after a pleasant afternoon spent teasing a poor little subbie almost to distraction and using him as our human three-seater sofa 🥂 Thank you for the fun & for the kind tips little man, we appreciate it 💋
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Receiving deposit for FMTY 🥰💦
Receiving deposit for FMTY plus new holiday wardrobe budget 🥰💦💦💦
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Back in London after a top secret dating mission 😉 My lips are sealed except to say… slipping away for a super low-key couple of days under the radar with you is sheer delight, “Mr Bond” 😘
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Île flottante at Bofinger in Paris, pretty much the only dessert I ever order and very much worth the Eurostar fare.
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Death in the Afternoon at The Ritz Paris, my joyful place 🌹 Ladies’ cocktails arrive with a rose, naturellement. It is beautiful to relax and feel so looked after! The perfectly balanced champagne-absinthe cocktail also gave me an overwhelming sense of wellbeing and bonhomie 🥰
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I’ve a client who routinely has to cancel. When he does, he sends the full fee & a little extra to cover any expense I may have gone to 🥹 Every. Single. Time. So I have 0 stress when he books. I feel the safest & most relaxed I could be with him. Trust is beautiful & precious 🤍
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Can you guess what I ordered? Or am I just about to perform surgery 😂
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You only wanted to eat the best, so tonight’s menu is Hélène Darroze at The Connaught and Lilly Watson at Claridges ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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If anyone needs me, I shall probably be very comfortably here for hours.
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It’s International Wh0res’ Day!
✅ Donate to a SWer charity like SWARM or NUM
❤️🩹 Be nice to wh0res
👫 Send your favourite wh0re a gift/ tip or book her for a lovely 24 hrs together
👊 Never use the word wh0re as an insult ever again, starting today
… thank you 🙏
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Sending the deposit less than an hour after I requested it ❤️🔥
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It’s SO easy to make a good impression when booking a date that you have to wonder at people who don’t manage it 🤔 Mail contact info + date plan then follow instructions re: screening & deposit with no fuss and no muss. Extra points for tipping. You will get the best service!
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Checking out the Marc Jacobs Heaven 90s/ 00s collection, which I feel is a successful art exhibition 🙂
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If you really want me to be truly relaxed and genuinely vulnerable with you, I need to feel safe, and that can only happen if you are going out of your way to look after me and give more- not less. I know you can do it 💋
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Biggest turn-off? People who over-promise and under-deliver. It’s okay to just shut up 🤫
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Just want to say I love seeing ladies posting their happy photos and videos of their gifts, amazing places they’ve been and experiences they’ve had, their gratitude to the wonderful people in their lives. It brightens my feed and my mood to see so much joy each day 🥰
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A duo booking calls for a pre-booking afternoon at the spa for said duo 🥰 Nothing like a pair of oiled, massaged, sauna’d and steamed companions to escort you to dinner (and dessert!) 😏
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The oysters “nouveau” at Mistress of Mayfair are well worth trying. Champagne and apple dressing, yum! My date and I were very in the mood for them after our session with
@LadyLolaLondon
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They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well, the way to my heart is via the door of a good restaurant ❤️🔥
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Clients sending extra on top of their deposit when they need to cancel ❤️🔥
Internet guys tugging on your sleeve for a date then agonising over sending a standard deposit in case they get “sCaMmEd” 🥱😴
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Men on dating apps: We hate being on dating apps! Is there no other way??
If you don’t like dating apps then yes indeed there is another way.
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A favourite client had to cancel our dinner date recently due to sudden illness. Super disappointing for us both, but he still sent the full amount, plus extra to cover my expenses and for me to take myself out to dinner solo 🥰 I raised a glass to you Mr, do get well soon 🥂❤️🩹
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The easier my life is, the easier I am, if you know what I mean 😏
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If you truly are a great client, please take time to pat yourself on the back today for lighting up someone’s life and making them continue to believe in the good in people ❤️🩹
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If I can’t trust you then I can’t f
#ck
you, it’s as simple as that 🤷♀️ Ignoring “clients” who try to negotiate my conditions of consent 🤮 such as standard screening procedures, and filing their emails under spam, makes more room for the good ones who deserve top tier treatment 🔥
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Slightly Mexican-influenced tasting menu at KOL ⭐️ Service was borderline hostile tbh but I was too happy to see my date after 18 months apart to care 🥰 Shellfish courses were nice. Also I’ve never eaten crickets before, but now I can say that I have so no need to do it again 😂
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Shopping in Paris with no panties on and one red eye where I got cum in it 🥲 Merci monsieur
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When he provides a link to the menu 30 seconds after sending the deposit because he knows what you’re like 😅🥹
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I am so grateful for the generous people in my life atm who seem to really care about me as a person 🥹 Generous with their time, affection, gifts and thoughtfulness. It makes me feel so safe and open ☀️
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Me this summer: well-paid, well-laid, champagne-tipsy and on a plane pls 😌
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Guys, do NOT ask me out via OnlyFans! This is very important. Please use my email!
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Late breakfast for two in Paris at Land&Monkeys, my new obsession 💚 My vegan and lactose-intolerant babes, you must visit this gorgeous Parisian patisserie chain if you haven’t already. They’ve got EVERYTHING for you and I mean EVERYTHING 😍
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The Naomi Campbell exhibition at the V&A really captures my own very specific joyous reaction to the supermodel golden age of the 70s-90s 🥰 I loved it!! And the company- half a dozen of London’s own super SWers 😏
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Our last dinner on our Italian island was selected in honour of my new skin tone after another day on the beach 😳😂 This guy was fresh out of the water that very afternoon (just like me haha)
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Unexpected treat in Paris: The Art of James Cameron exhibition! Some amazing props and costumes from some favourite films 😍
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I had someone tell me with a perfectly straight face the other night that owning a private jet actually isn’t *that* expensive if you do a lot of last-minute travel for work. I said, “I quite agree!!” but idk if he took the hint 😂🥂Maybe I need to add one to my new wishlist? 😂
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Show me that chivalry isn’t dead and I’ll show you the time of your life 🌸
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Quality over quantity, always and in all things.
Except when it comes to oysters. Then more is always more, quite frankly
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Sad to leave the delights of Paris but also happy being back in England and enjoying my favourite meal 😋
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I got to experience the 4-hour, 8 course tasting menu & wine pairing at Hélène Darroze @ The Connaught ⭐️⭐️⭐️ the other night as part of one of the hottest first dates I’ve had (pictured: the lobster course). Idk which was more delicious, the food, service or company. Happy girl!
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