Life Is An Adventure
@TheHarryBalczak
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did army shit, went to college, did lotta other shit too. DST-40, HGTC. Not political or religious. (it/hey you/that guy)
here nor there, from Cola SC
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When you inevitably unfollow me, feel free to let me know which tweet was the last straw for you.
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So many good memes. Its whats gettin me thru. Memes right into the veins!
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@AgentSelf99B
@DruidRayell
@wspritchett2
Do they actually enjoy the taste of dick? Thats what Im implying to the alphabets boys.
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@Laffs_Dynamics
I may or may not have done that with an old KAC vert grip on my 5.7 with the 30rd mag in. I definitely didn't, but if I did, it was close to a 5.7mm TMP with no stock.
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Ive heard a lot of folks lately say carrying without one in the chamber is "incredibly dumb". But I'm fairly sure the same folks would talk mad amounts of shit had I put one thru my ballsack cuz I was so "incredibly dumb" to have a glock in my waistband with one in the chamber🤷
Look, carrying a firearm without one in the chamber is incredibly dumb but let's not pretend that if the US military was forcing troops to carry their service weapons when home off duty, the policies wouldn't be as bad, or worse.
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I miss jacksghost3😞 that mothafucker was damn good peeps. And his lil dog sidekick tripped me out. Big sad feels. He was one of the real ones 🍻
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@tbonetommy39
@rhodes_mzra
@CeaddaOfMercia
"Confederates weren't americans" although the last part of the the name CS of America, implies they were. You then contradict yourself saying, but they werent patriotic. If you have patriotism for your state but not the federal govt, then you're not patriotic apparently. Stunning
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@AgentSelf99B
@DruidRayell
@wspritchett2
Nah. Im not offering, nor am I a politician or rich, so theyre not interested in slobbering on mine anyway🤷♂️
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@rhodes_mzra
@tbonetommy39
@CeaddaOfMercia
160 years of institutional propaganda & rewriting of history has convinced many people that citizens belong to the government & not that the government belongs to the citizenry, which was the whole foundation.
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@Kicksbuttson
@braxton_mccoy
@th3v0t4ry
Was the same in Kandahar. Tbh it freaked me out at first but I didnt pop every dude holding an ak, they were like dont shoot nobody that aint shootin at us & they know if they shoot at us they WILL die. So I got used to it eventually, but was nerve-racking at first, ngl.
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@Seedofcheif
@shawn_demmick
It was rhetorical question btw. Because it sounds to me like youre trying to explain how to give a woman an orgasm to porn stars & youve never had sex before. Just sayin, thats what it sounds like🤷♂️
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@FLJBieber
@McDonalds
Ok McD's, this dude deserves a giftcard, coupons, or something. He advertised for yall & now im going to go get a mcgriddle, hashbrowns & OJ on killian rd in columbia, sc in about 30 mins when i get off my lazy ass. So hook dude up, ya burger peddlers.
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@BeardedTexan69
@tonyfranco_
Thats so fucked up & fucking hilarious at the same time. Id never do it but I can still laugh. Lol
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@gunner_schmulke
@thinkdefence
Pro tip, yelling improves the accuracy of rockets by 15%, its a proven fact. You must cheer for your rocket like the home team or itll miss.
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I'll let the interwebs decide... fuckin girl called me sadistic cuz I smacked a fly & it just stunned it. So plucked a wing off & threw it outside. Was told I shoulda just killed it. My argument was I gave it a fightin chance but itll never fly in my face again. What yall think?
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@Seedofcheif
@shawn_demmick
Well ya seem quite the expert, I must say. So... Mr expert, just out of curiosity how many years did you spend fighting in co-in ops? Since youre explaining how war works to us simpleton combat vets. How many years did you serve in the army or corps to become an expert on this?🤔
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@srsattern
Tbf, natives where I grew up left arrowheads, scrapers, spear points & pottery shards all over the place. Ngl, I dont pick up shell casings tho. Theres a forest near Myrtle Beach me & a buddy used as our range that future archealogists gonna wonder what battle took place there🤣
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I learned in the urmie long ago to make it appear as if Im interested & listening while completely ignoring everything, Id sing songs in my head. Usually classic rock. I found that officers that like hearing themselves talk really appreciate it when you pretend to be listening👂
I ask again… look at the body language of your sailors admiral
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@BeanTownCop
@tommy_corner
Thats messed up that person parked there but I dont understand why someone would be callin someone else to back the van up for them. I would just back the van up, deploy the ramp, load up & roll out. Reckon thats just me. Im used to people always in my way & workin around em. Lol
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@Snakeeater36
GWOT era Inf fire team? Yeah, prolly ngmi. Nowadays? I like my chances. And if I'm the one engaging them, that means I'm starting with the element of surprise & a spot I chose. So 1 down, 3 to go off the jump. But I wouldn't stick around for long😂
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@safetycloset
It doesnt even exist anymore. Lol. It is now the economic & agricultural powerhouse known as zimbabwe, whose reverse apartheid is stunning & brave.
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@MellyMelly10977
@NPRKelly
The scary thing is that Im pretty sure youre not lying due to a partisan position, Im fairly sure you actually believe what youre saying. And that scares the hell out of me tbh.
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Finally got the apartment with the balcony that I waited 2 months to get ... that requires a flight of stairs to get to ... the very next day after I break my ankle fighting a thief. That is my luck. Pro tip, when you find a severed monkey paw don't pick it up & make wishes. Lol
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@DocStrangelove2
Welcome to capitalism my friend. My pops got canned by Courtyard Marriott right before retirement & then worked for Marriott residence inn almost the same amount of time right before he died, that's how it works.
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Proof positive that if you get knocked in the head too many times then youll obviously end up tarded.
Idk what's more gay.. larping as a medieval knight..
Or larping as an army man..
You guns guys dressing up like Rambo on weekends shooting paper targets is the definition of cringe lol
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@brucewilson
Dude, we both know you would be upset & terrified by any flag that someone in your political opposition put up, even if it was an american flag. They disagree with your political ideology so anything they do is going to offend you based on that. Be real about it.
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@Hondo_n_Chief
@OldParaTRP
How in the fuck?!?! One guy had it for 24 yrs, u for 30. Had mine for less than 15 yrs & the bastard broke.🤦 Got a new one but never put it back on my keychain cuz the tsa likes to hassle me about. Its definitely the perfect fingernail cleaner tho! And hey, it opens cans too🍻🤣
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@oneilkagypsy
@Oilfield_Rando
Sounds like youve never visited Latin America. The enthusiasm for the mullet is stronger here now than it was in the states in the 80s. Lol
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Here is one of my favorite pics from Afg. Doing a foot patrol thru Kandahar City with ANA.
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@CatGrah17554541
@gunpolicy
Sounds like youre talkin to a wall tbh. I reckon technically it IS a conversation but youre not going to get what you want. No matter how many childrens bodies you tap dance on to push your political agenda.
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It's surprising how many people really want to start world war 3. What isn't surprising is that none of those same people want to actually fight in it.
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@Christo43252701
@kathleenlikes
@SirFroggins
@Matthew56193629
careful bruh, you gonna have her woman-splaining Afg to us like her previous tweet about small arms & counter-insurgency🤣
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Twitter peeps, I want yall to know I got vaccinated against smallpox in the early 2000s to protect all of yall. And it worked, cuz none of yall has smallpox. So....yall are welcome.
Virtue signal complete.
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@LibertasInstruc
@JacketNation81
In Afg it was. They werent phrased when i pointed my m4 at em. Then knowledge was dropped on me & i started whippin out the Beretta & they thought they were about to be capped & scattered. Its a thing from the 80s cuz the russkies didnt hesitate to cap mofos with their pistols.
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On this day in history 160 years ago, 1861, after repeated requests for the garrison to surrender, Fort Sumter is bombarded all day long. FYI, if a southerner tells you to gtf off their property or they're going to start shooting at you, they mean it.
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Apparently all the gerrys are out of Afg now. Idk how July is going to go but August & Sept is going to be fuckin crazy. I figure we'll see some kinda saigon embassy in '75 type thing go down before the end of the year.
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@ThatDudeShannon
@RealCynicalFox
Well if it makes you feel any better, they arent coming back. And outside of conscripting illegal immigrants, there aint nothin you can do to get those numbers up. Youll get the small feeble military you desire to defend your "national security matters", so enjoy the consequences
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@mikenelson586
My best friend that went fuckin sc national guard got to be in the invasion of iraq, smashed up saddam's army & captured ramadi with the 3acr I believe. My stupid ass was sof & got sent to Afg at the same damn time chasin mofos on motorbikes in the mtns🤦🤣I feel your pain bro😞
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Photo I forgot to post yesterday.
Payphones 2021
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@xychelsea
You go ahead & try to tear them all down, if i catch you around any monuments in my state, ill do what the u.s. army shouldve done to you.
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@NotoriousKRM
I've been saying it for years but people wanna argue they are AKs, at which point I just walk away
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Biden gonna get a novel peace prize for this shit, isnt he?
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@PCentered
@citizenhush
Here is some actual knowledge on guns. Or at least one type. Enjoy. 🍻
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Well I guess im also
@FearTheFloof
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@Snakeeater36
as well. I like MP5s & FALs, have a passion for .40 s&w, scuba diving & blowin heart shaped bubbles under water, long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners & flexin on the poors. Those are just my smaller alt accounts. 🍻🤙🤣
That can't be, I'm
@Sean_Quigley87
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@FearTheFloof
,
@Snakeeater36
, and
@LakesFirearmsTr
,
@LouisvilleGun
and
@teknikal50bmg
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Apparently foreigners AND fellow americans think some of us dont use the metric system🤷♂️
America doesn’t use the metric system, ma’am.
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@RickyBaker_2111
I very much wanna get a lil drunk & try that but Im scared as shit ima stick my fist in the maw of an alligator snapping turtle instead of a catfish. Lol🤦♂️🤣
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@tommy_corner
Ive been assured by the media that since youre unvaxxed that u gonna die now😞so its been fun twittering wit cha, you were good peeps man🍻 send me a DM when the funeral gonna be, ill make sure i show up.
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@DaleStarkA10
@wayofftheres
Tbf, infantry has to be "neutered" in counter-insurgency operations or youll find yourself with lots of civilian casualties & a much bigger insurgency than you started against. *Unless* youre in a "salt the earth of Carthage" type situation, in which case sure, turn em loose.
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@LevarStoney
I assume by "dig right in" what you mean is exhuming Confederate soldier's graves. Lol
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@man_abt_nothing
had a major downgrade an arcom to aam because she said enlisted didnt deserve arcoms. i wouldve preferred to never hear any reasoning instead of hearing that
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@Kicksbuttson
@braxton_mccoy
@th3v0t4ry
Our ROE were definitely a lot stricter in an active warzone than beat cops back here in the states, for sure. Even at gates, checkpoints & trying to keep people out of your convoy.
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@GomesBolt
If its wholesome I usually dont save it. Lol. But heres one for you & one for him.
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@RealTmDaddy
@TommyFaceOnFire
Ive done it, ngl🤷♂️ on Bragg I was like, "they wear their berets tarded, covering their right eye. Wouldnt wanna work with them." Then I got stuck with them downrange & it was the WORST experience of my career. Even worse than when the Roms hauled ass & left us after an IED🤣🤣🤣
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People wondering if the definition of "fully vaccinated" is gonna change. You bet your ass it is. If they changed the definition of what a vaccine is, you dont think the definition of "fully vaccinated" is gonna be changed too?
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@notsofamousray
@JoeKassabian
Dont overlook DoD's contribution as they've made it abundantly clear they don't care about service members, their families or their quality of life. DoD's fuckery shouldn't be underestimated.
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My unit commandeered my personal rifle mags upon comin back to the states. When i saw an officer on the range with my goddamn blued steel 40rd mag in his m4, i waited til he was dry & walked over, pushed his mag release & put my mag in my cargo pocket. My E4 ass shocked him. Lmao
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@25th_Prestige
I mean she is cute, I like how she rolls her Rs and the crazy accent and voice, and she does have some pretty sick lyrics at times & seems pretty cool....but no, naw sir, thats the wrong answer. That girl right there is 110% white girl crazy. Like in concentrated form. Lol
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@ric_cole
@MikeyFourth
I'll have you know I destroyed over a dozen RC cars during my childhood. I sir, am an ace, tyvm🤣🍻
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FedEx sucks hard, usps slack af, ups is halfway decent but fuckin dhl took literally a few days to get something across the atlantic🤦🤣dhl dont fuck around
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@TheAndrewNadeau
I forgot where I found this piece of quartz at. But it was pretty so I kept it.
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@JoshD0110
In the early 00s they werent a "professional military" but they were really good fighters, mostly all former northern alliance guys that hated talibs & wanted a better country. American cmdrs got almost all those guys killed off by using em as cannon fodder over a decade ago tho.
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Mi es un millonario ahora. Feliz cumpleanos para mi!!!
When i was a lil kid i wished to be a millionaire. Lookin back, i shoulda been more specific & stipulated, i wanna be a millionaire in american dollars, euros or brit pounds. Ya live, ya learn. Be specific about ya wishes🤣
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This man droppin knowledge here
You can go through life looking for others to blame, others to make excuses.
Or you can go through life knowing that nothing is given, and that anything worth having is through blood and sweat.
Don’t let life break you.
Instead, conquer your adversities and reap the rewards.
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@JoshD0110
...instead of try to keep em in their own province so they could point the talibs out. Them being from a diff part, they were just as lost as we were🤦🤣like me being from the east coast fightin in oregon. Ive never even been to Oregon before. Lol. Same concept. It was a mess.
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He sleeps all day so he can terrorize me & whine all night when I am trying to sleep. So much fun!!!
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@FLfriedtatertot
"You just dont like boxes. You dont like the boxes things come, that dont work for you." 🤦🤣🤣🤣Pure gold🤣
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@JefBooth
@soupcanarchist
If you want to know the truth of the matter, for me personally, I believe Bojangles biscuits are better than KFC.
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@MatsLBengtsson
@_LOAC_lawyer
@PaulJawin
They literally laid down without weapons. Dude that fired obviously should be lit up. But the ones laying on the ground that surrendered aren't supposed to be executed afterwards. That's not how it works. I didn't make the rules or agree to them, but they are what they are.
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@AllgeierAlex333
@goldcorppm
I worked for em for a while in the Andes, guarding gold mines & being paid in bullion. Not a bad gig tbh.
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@ASo1omons
Umm, you need to go back and clean it first. We cant accept it lookin like that. Look, idgaf if you didnt use it & it looks exactly the same as when we gave it to you. Go clean it for us or youll be billed.
Hugs n kisses, yours truly, cif.
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@th3v0t4ry
Had a lot of friends that were ana, some guides & quite a few terps, its very sad. If we hadnt disbanded all the militias, disarmed everybody & not forced everyone from northern alliance into ana & then get most of those guys killed as cannon fodder, things mayve turned out diff.
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@TaylorRMarshall
@TARSRel0aded
Im not catholic or even christian for that matter but I live in latin america & that painting I see everywhere of (Micheal, maybe?) judging the devil with a scale & a sword goes extremely hard. One of my favorite paintings of all time & Im not even religious. Lol
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Saw someone in my time-line sayin the "i did that" stickers arent funny anymore, but damn twitter made it disappear while i was still reading it. But shit, im not even republican & theyre STILL fuckin hilarious! Its funny cuz its true.
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Just goofin. New boot goofin...wit muh Colombian generalisimo sword(all officer's swords are same, so Im callin it my generalisimo sword. cuz I can). Yesterday bought my 1st national flag(of a country that still exists) & today got my 1st sword. Movin on up in the world yall!⬆️😁
Okay motivation obtained. Now I gotta go get my boots & 50% chance I grab that sword today. I need a sword. Because reasons.
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@nicholadrummond
@GernotKramper
I know they arent, you know they arent & anybody else payin attention to the conflict knows they arent, BUT it still sounded cool when ya said it & thats why ya said it. Lol. But when you compare their casualties to the Ukrainians, then its not really that appalling.
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@braxton_mccoy
Well I had planned to whether 9/11 had happened or not. And don't ask me why man, my only explanation is maybe growing up on gi joe & the A-team in the 80s. So...it was GOING to happen. Also I knew ulysses samuel was going to find SOMEthing for me to get into eventually. 🤷🤣
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Ok, finally watched that clip of the marine officer. He didnt say anything that wasnt true, but even when I was a lowly private I knew you couldnt speak up about stupidity or commanders incompetence. I still mayve but it was to my detriment to do it.
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With the news of casualties lately, made me go look up casualties by date to see who the hell it was I flew back to pope with. Idk what oda # they were, but apparently they were 7th group guys. So ive figured out it had to be one of 3 guys, that were KIA around the same time...
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@gopnerator
@brinkofill
I think we all know the Ukes are not gonna stop commiting war crimes & terrorist attacks and then brag about it. We are all WELL aware by now. We know already, we know. Lol.
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