Who's up and around that is still waiting for a follow back from me? I think my restrictions have been lifted so I can fb at least a few of you right now.
Plus Pops has milkshakes if anyone has a hankering 👇
I used to do this fairly frequently under my previous account but if you're looking for someone to follow who is willing to take the fight to the bigoted, the racists and the fascists, I think
@RealDarkFluffy
is a pretty damn good place to start.
Hahaha! This is nuts!! My phone keeps crashing from all the luv you guys keep sending my way!
Thank you so very much! Y'all rock! I'll follow you all back as quickly as possible! I promise
Thnx again! 💙
I don't mean to brag but I've been followed by both a "Donald Von Shitzinpants" and a "Daisy McDorkface" this morning. Doesn't get much better than that folks!
I love my life! 😂
Twit has placed me back on lockdown. Can only follow back 1 person every 5-10 minutes. Slow sledding but will continue to work on following U all. Appreciate ur patience with me fam! 🥰
In the meantime here's another pic of Pops. If ur nice he MIGHT even be willing 2 share
Dear MAGA:
If you're in fact being honest and want to combat pedophilia why don't you clean out your churches first?
That's where the vast majority of them reside. Not at a drag show.
Josh Hawley is the world's most ridiculous and disingenuous cockwombling sycophant and an abject embarrassment to the constituents that he pretends to represent.
Ted Cruz says: "hold my fkin' beer!"
I've fb around 300 people since this morning so i think im gonna call it a day until tomorrow. Don't wanna head back to the slammer folks.
@ItIsTheRealJas
told me he's not willing to put any more money on my commissary.
A Bubba favorite quote
#47
:
"If it wasn't my job I would have done that for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrection...I'm glad I was in a position to be able to help. We'll do it as many times as it takes."
Daniel Hodges - Capitol Officer
Yes my glasses are on crooked
Yes they were cheap
Yes I should go run out and play in traffic
Yes I support Ukraine and the LGBTQ
Yes I'm a tds suffering communist fascist woke vaccinated libtard
And no I don't give a flyin' fuck what you think about me
#SuckOnDatBitches
All capped out 4 follow backs this evening folks. Musk has put me on strict no-go orders til tmrw. Will work on following more of U back then! Pinky swear
Want to say thanks again all for the warm welcome back & follows!
Feels like I found my family again!
Feels damn good 💙
Weird. Twitter let me follow back one person and then it cut me off again. Such a tease. Gets me all excited then denies me just as I start to get my motor running. What's up with that?
#RelationshipFlashbacks
It's official. Made my first MAGAt list since I've been back. Don't think i need to tell anyone how big of an honor this is. Just feeling incredibly fortunate right now. To be recognized like this is a little overwhelming. Trying hard not to get all verklempt.
Awww. Melted my cold dark heart it did!
There's just something about hearing a young child laugh that just instantaneously makes me giggle and feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
What an adorable little duder 🥰
Just went through my followers list and noticed that I have left Heather Thomas waiting for a follow back and now my teenage self hates me and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be going to hell.
Have you ever watched a commercial that you have found so ridiculous and obnoxious that you instantaneously make a promise to yourself that you will never by a product off of them ever again?
Looking at you Instacart.
Oh hello Twitter. Thnks 4 reloading just as I had finished composing my tweet & was preparing to hit send
What's that? Oh no I didn't need it. Was just writing it 4 shits & giggles. U reloading & completely deleting evrythng I had just written is all good. I was just practicing
If you have a pinned tweet I'll RT it for you as well when I follow you back. I wanna help every Blue pro-democracy account get their message out. It's important.
Let's rock this! 🤟😎🤟🎸
Approx every 5 minutes I'm allowed 2
follow 1 person back, like 1 person's tweet, RT 1 post that I appreciate
That's my punishment for following 2 many ppl back 2 quickly. That's against TOS. I accept my punishment. Rules must be followed
Racism, misogyny, bigotry? Carry on
@BonHanson79
Bon Diggity Bon Bon! Luv ya my friend! I remember when I first started Twitter on my old account & had the good fortune of meeting and befriending you! U helped me grow my account from around 30 followers to over 25K.
UR the best! Heart of gold and wicked funny wit!
Xoxo 🥰
I'm kinda new to Twitter so just checkin' but are groypers the most pathetic little cockwombling cum dumpsters to have ever disgraced gawds green earth?
Just an observation so not sure if I'm onto something here or not 🤔
There once was a MAGAt named Trump
Had to wear a padded helmet 'cuz the boys I.Q. was less than Forrest Gump
Snorted Adderall and shits his pants
Diapers get all bunched up while he does his silly little geriatrics dance
@MouseyInRed
@JoJoFromJerz
You're a fool. History is not going to treat you well. Soon enough you will be hiding in the shadows and lying to others that you never even supported Trump.
You are Goebbels. You accuse the other side of that of which you are guilty. We see you. We know what you are Mousey.
UPDATE: Bon burnt the cookies and laced them with that Maryjawanna stuff all you kids are always yammering on about.
I ate them and now my brain feels all kinda fuzzy...
Is this normal?
It's official. Made my first MAGAt list since I've been back. Don't think i need to tell anyone how big of an honor this is. Just feeling incredibly fortunate right now. To be recognized like this is a little overwhelming. Trying hard not to get all verklempt.
@JulindaLace
@mmcleod6
@SarahBCalif
Why do u think so many peeps around the world laugh their ass off @ u Julinda? Do u think it's 'cuz they believe that ur silly & not a serious person and therfore should be mocked relentlessly?
Just curious. So strange. Everywhere I go. Everyone is saying it: Julinda is a clown
MAGATs like to accuse me of suffering from TDS like me disliking an adjudicated rapist, felon & impeached fermented spunkbubble who thinks that windmills cause cancer & tried to overthrow a democratically elected president via a insurrection that he orchestrated, is a bad thing
Michigan evangelical megachurch volunteer & the associate pastor’s son, Brandon Saylor, has been sentenced to 5-15 years in prison for raping 4 children under the age of 13.
@BodhisattvaKat
@MabrumZadan
@BonHanson79
@Janabw81
@DawnAlene64
My pleasure Kat! I remember you were one of the very first follows I made when I had my old account. I always respected and admired how you systematically and methodically tore down MAGAts. So happy that when I returned I witnessed you continuing to do so!
You rock my friend!
@jerrieskid
Jen my dear! How the heck are ya? Long time no talk my friend. Life treating you well? ❤️
Oh hey! P.S. did you hear the news? Apparently some dude just got convicted on 34 counts. Apparently it has caused a total MAGAt meltdown 🤷♂️