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@TheFakeAlbert

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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
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@Daaron1978 @MoreCrazyClips He’s seen that before
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@WarMonitors We’re just watching a show. Our reality is not real.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@KelleyLosier @aka_Spiderwoman @clarisa_leona @deray If I were to approach a woman late night on a subway track and start questinging her about her destination, she would throw me into the subway tracks.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@Globalfights_ This one of the cleanest rights I’ve ever seen.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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1 year
@DailyLoud This is for everyone’s safety on a plane flying 40,000 ft in the air. Weigh as however you damn well please. This is not a moment to worry about FEELINGS.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@milftwat Waiting for the cross the street sign, easy top 5
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
1 year
@mikegolicjr Mugsy Boges was like 6’3
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@BarstoolBigCat You are not god or his fawther. Or his boss!
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
Imagine if Derek Carr played a tough shit talker on the field and won football games instead of losing games and coming on twitter to challenge 50 year old men to fights. This is just sad. #RaiderNation
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@TheFakeAlbert
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1 year
@CNN If she lost a World Cup final to a team that had two biologically born males, she would be singing a different tune.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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3 years
@shawnemerriman Authorities don’t let you around women. Who you fooling with that mom joke 🤡 ?
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
5 years
Maxx Crosby finished with a 98.99 @pff rating Wow
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
1 year
@FootbaIl_Tweets Not vs child Brian Dawkins
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@TheFakeAlbert
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1 year
@cctvidiots Was the third shot really necessary? He was dropped his gun on the second. This is murder.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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2 years
@RapSheet What’s the big deal? Derek Carr gets one on Sunday.
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
Updated #Raiders mock draft: #10 - 4th Ranked CB #41 - Never played football #75 - Walks to church everyday #110 - Died twice #159 - Played Soccer #192 -BIG10 back up QB #210 - Project LB #216 - Project LB #217 - Blind RT #228 - Awful running back
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@TheFakeAlbert
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4 years
@RexChapman Where was the mother ???
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
5 years
I’m so sick of this fuckin criminal, child abusing fuck. Media shits on AB for some twitter slander, not a peep on this low life...
@rotoworld_fb
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Report: Tyreek Hill’s son removed from home
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
@nerdlogic0_o @EHMart @TODAYshow @MorganRadford Let’s give her more credit than that... Are we not supposed to have journalists out in front lines now??
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
“Jon Gruden wasn’t even good when he was coaching”
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
I am no longer a Raiders fan as of this morning after hearing the awful news that Pedro Mercantilla, the long time night shift janitor of the Alameda facility has been released. #RaiderNation
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
1 year
@ViciousVideos I was in a horrific crash at 125mph and my car was completely wrecked and engulfed in flames. I walked away with a minor scratch because of my seatbelt. The other person and her son died. RIP (They also had seatbelts on)
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
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The best part about this is that one dude that just says fuck it and rolls off to an untimely death.
@Super70sSports
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Gain of 40 on the play.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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2 years
@2Wild2Crazy Imagine being the other guy and hearing that right next to your ear. He basically fainted.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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1 year
@2Wild2Crazy I could go for that right now. Backs been hurting me for a few days.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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1 year
@NFL @Raiders @tyreewilson77 @TexasTechFB Brooo this dude and Max can hug the world and join hands
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@Geeseyy
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Myles Jack entering his 8th NFL season. He should’ve had one of the best fumble recovery TDs of all time.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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2 years
@WhitlockJason Randy Moss to Pats for a 5th.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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4 years
@PrimetimeTua @RapSheet Lmfao dolphins twitter
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
You guys know I fuck around on here and I’m tough on Carr and company but it’s all jokes (most of the time) I may not necessarily like the picks made but I’m never going to shit on kids having their dreams come true. I hope the best for our draft picks and their success
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
7 years
Jesus. LT and Primetime put Raiders OC Todd Downing in a body bag. ⚰️ #RaiderNation
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
6 years
Congrats to the real Raiders fans that aren’t going to bitch that we got the best WR in football 🔥🔥🔥 #RaiderNation
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@TheFakeAlbert
Raider Albert
4 years
@AdamSchefter This guy should be paid league minimum. This is why one of the worst franchises in NFL history (0 Superbowls) will continue to be one of the worst franchises in NFL history.
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@TheFakeAlbert
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@fasc1nate In the middle of the pitch dark he also heard sharks eating his dead crew members.
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