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@softlife_zw
-- a service designed to make your life a little bit easier✨.
Chores can be a bit of a bore, so I've set up a convenience service that takes them off your hands -- laundry🧺, home cleaning🏠 and meal preps🥣.
Even if i've the capacity, I don't want to leave. I just want my country to work for everyone. I want to walk in the street & say "wangu zvirisei?" I don't want to be called a kwerekwere. I don't want to live in a 6° climate. I don't want to go through a dehumanizing visa process
Zanu is scary guys. It is powerful and it is ruthless. But there are still people among us who've chosen to be the face of the fight against it. They've dedicated their lives to that cause. Sometimes they also run out of ideas because this fight is taxing. And that's also ok.
If anyone is a psychology/sociology uni student, I'll personally fund your dissertation if you do a topic on the resentment "ordinary" folk have for "ma salad"
Make a comic which tells the story of how you met with the final panel being the date where you ask her to be your girlfriend, while she reads the comic...at least that's what I did.
If it was Nelly he probably would’ve responded with
“Fear not dear brother. Victory is nigh. You’ll be the head and not the tail. Electricity is coming in this generation”
🟡A CCC Gvt would:
1. Rehabilitate Hwange Power Stations
2. Build additional hydro-power.stations including at Batoka Gorge
3. Modernize Zim’s transmission infrastructure
4. Open up energy sector to independent power producers
5. Invest in renewable energy incl solar, wind & gas
What annoys me about Shads is that he’s clearly a narcissist, so all this attention just goes into feeding his ego and sense of self importance. The larger audience makes it even worse. Apa he’s just a fucking loser zvake.
Standards. That's one of our biggest ills as Zimbabweans. We lack standards at scale. It reflects absolutely EVERYWHERE in our country. A standard is not a luxury, man, lol. It's a minimum requirement.
This is what you do when you notice a shortcoming in the movement. You don't go on to say "but I once asked you", you find a solution. Top marks to you,
@freemanchari
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1. I was hoping that by now
@ZECzim
wld have released a spreadsheet with their votes by polling stations. First things first, we believe ZEC plucked numbers out of thin air. This is how our parallel tabulation looks like as of now. We have been feeding V11s into our system
Seeing Mugabe as a hero isn’t a disregard of his flaws&dark side.
Winston Churchill killed millions in India but his statues are all over in Britain, USA & quoted all the time.
Churchill-inspired Obama was a drone Prez & killed thousands in the Middle East.
Hypocrites!
Bro like I'm literally not a kid anymore. Kukafiwa kuden I actually get phone calls kuti ndibatanidzewo. But it still feels like that security I thought I'd have as an adult is so far away. Zanu is 100% to blame for that.
As a side nigga you've to firm your role and know your boundaries. Coming on here to tweet that you've been natting (whatever that means) a man's hun is very unprofessional.
1. Niggas pee mu yard
2. Niggas ask you for "a room"
3. Niggas come vakabata vola dzavo expecting to drink your alcohol
4. Niggas fight
5. Niggas scare ma nice
6. Niggas lose their car keys while drunk, now they've to sleep paden pako, apa he's parked in front of your garage
He's right. Hip-hop has to be the most accessible genre around these days - you don't need much talent to blow up, mostly because of the culture around it. And that's why it's suffering - too many talentless artists being carried by other attributes.
John Wick's dog without batting an eye. Klaus will torture you to the brink of death then heal you with his blood. Rinse & repeat for the whole of eternity.
This relationship is the reason why I'm balls deep in the talking stage with my crush right now. Shoot your shot kings, you never know how low her standards are.
There’s a new law in Europe that forces companies to let you know how they came across your data should you request it. Unethical data mining has also been made somewhat illegal.
While this app has done irreversible damage to society because of its centralization of thought AND fast context switches, I do appreciate how it has shown me how crazy most of you people actually are.
Crazy how Zim has created this class which affords groove every week & rent a small apt close to the CBD but can never save enough to get out of that situation so they age while stuck there, still living a glam life on social media, till they die & leave zero assets/ inheritance
You guys are seeking normalcy and convention from a case isiri normal. 2 people got together after vaenda "kumasofa" and then got married after 75 days. Do you think vari normal??? 😭😭
I've dated my fair amount of huns. Not a single one of them agreed to be dropped off first before the friend, even when it was more convenient. YOU 🫵🏾 dropped the ball, madam
It's a weekend in 2005. My dad just bought me Fifa 05. I'm sitting on the cold tiled floor, bowl of cereal on one thigh, gamepad on the other. I boot up my PS2 and hear "EA SPORTS. IT'S IN THE GAME." Life is good.
My issue is, when we were sold the bond note, the argument was that each & every bond note was backed by actual USDs from an Afrexim loan facility. That’s why they were 1:1 right? If the bond note is no longer 1:1 with the dollar, what happened to the loan?
Has mbira content on her IG, some African garb, maybe a novel or 2 under her belt. Heavy into ATR & frequently speaks about African spiritualism & decolonizing religion on the continent. Has a hari or 2 in her bedroom but you don't talk about that because it freaks you out.
I know the type.
the NGO huns, usually dark skin with dreadlocks, frequent hope masike shows on thursdays, have 2/3 European countries under their belt and regular beer drinkers.
Just opened my journal from my therapy days & mahn I was in the pits pits of depression. I don’t even recognise that guy. My entire identity was gone. What’s still strange to me is how different pre-depression Simba is to the one during & the one I am now. Wild wild!
At first it was banter but now it's an actual problem with Harare DJs. Why're they all so terrible? Is there just a culture of mediocrity in the industry? Are promoters/club owners complicit - do they purposefully hire cheap/subpar talent? What exactly is the problem?
Gents don't let these women lie to you with their $15 date ideas. Lol. A hun will only think that $15 date is romantic if she already thinks you've money. Think of how rich people think abstract art or those baby drawings in museums are pretty.
The older generation is the one that’s in charge of Zimbabwe right now, both in corporate & government. What do they have to show for it? A banana republic & a dead industry. Ngaasati bhowe.
I had a meeting with one of the Managing Directors of a leading company in Zim.
He said “ l don’t trust the generation that’s coming up these days. They are a picture ( Twitter, gram and FB) generation with little to offer if you entrust them with work”
My heart sank
Ryan Reynolds has fallen victim to the "Jack Sparrow x Johnny Depp" curse. Ever since he played Deadpool, every single character he has played since has been Deadpool inspired.