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Why did my mother dress me like those rude women at government offices?
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This man should never poison the child against her mother. Instead he should buy her things and say it’s from the mother 🤗.
This mechanic, James Emina was turned to a single father as his wife abandoned him and their 7-month-old daughter
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A lot of Zimbabweans wouldn’t be in the diaspora if they had an option to come home. It’s not easy to leave your home for a foreign land.
#ZimbabweanslivesMatter
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You want a wife who works so you can split the bills 50/50 but you don’t want to spilt the household chores 50/50. Munopengaaaaaaaaa * insert Dr Amai meme *
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Two months ago I was living at my aunt’s house in Italy with no plan. She took me in and made sure I was okay. I had a job but life was generally a lot. Now I have a new home, job and man who adores me. Grateful for everything ❤️.
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I’m drunk but anyway I’m graduating with merit from the University of Edinburgh
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Harare housing agents must fall. How can you demand $40 for a viewing?
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I don’t count money in my savings as money that I have. One day you are taking out $50 to pay a friend’s fees and tomorrow it’s Sekuru vamedza badza. You won’t save a dime.
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Landed my first consultancy with a UK organization. Here is to career growth 🥂.
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Miss Tafadzwa S Garwe, MSc Global Health Policy, The University of Edinburgh. Thank you
@MCFScholarsEd
for believing in me. Special s/o to Pete Kingsley for being patient with me.
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One thing I like about the patriarchy is that it has no VIP section.
Kate Middleton dubbed 'chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery' as 'shining star' fades
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Thabo Mbeki came to Zimbabwe and said there was no crisis in freaking 2008. Cyril better choose the right side of history.
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The message is spreading. I had my former classmates calling me from all over just to check if I’m fine. Let’s keep sharing
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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For someone who owes taxpayers, you talk too much.
Currently we are hyped about
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
but those lives have always mattered. What's the difference now? The real hashtag should be
#AllLivesMatter
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For a poor country, Zimbabweans are very classist. That’s why people pay ridiculous amounts for things that aren’t really worth it nekuda exclusivity.
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Let’s start a thread on the different ways to relocate from Zimbabwe to other parts of the world. Those with information can just add onto the thread.
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People are quick to say “leave Zim” like you just show up in any new country. There are so many factors and not everyone has the capacity.
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Our rural areas are marginalized. Women still travel long distances in search for water and firewood. A lot of households do not have toilets. This is not okay
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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My housemates leave their laptops on the dining table when they go to bed. The Zim in me would never. I put mine under the bed no matter what.
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But why is Man Tawa being painted as a good guy? Mans is not focused and even skips practice achifunga babe. Haana kurongeka. Even Biko hustles movie money for him. He doesn’t even contribute kumba futi and is rude to sis Shami.
#Wadiwawepamoyo
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And you know this from your experience as a woman?
A woman isn't mentally or emotionally designed to have multiple sexual partners.
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Tamukira kuteerereswa Chimbetu 😭😭. But tingadii, ndookuroorwa kwacho.
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At the airport, Zimbabweans are leaving and the Chinese are arriving…..
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A boyfriend’s place is supposed to be a safe space. You probably trust that person and let your guard down. So when people say aimboenderei, what are you implying?
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God really blesses the work of my hands. People I work with for scholarships almost always get shortlisted. Recently someone I did a CV for got called for an interview after a long time of trying. We rise together.
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I can’t believe there are women who are questioning sexual assault. Almost every woman I know has been sexually assaulted at some point in their lives at home, church, work etc. Let’s be kind.
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Like I promised..
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Bought Nivea for men because it was the last one at the shop. Now I smell like gunpowder with a hint of patriarchy.
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Nywee nywee nywee he was eloquent and bold. Makazombopakura eloquence mukaidya imi? Can you pay school fees with eloquence?
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Men be fighting to date 20 year olds then act surprised when they receive two castle lites for valentines. What exactly were you expecting?
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Zimbabweans are living in poverty. Graduates have no jobs. We are scattered all over the world doing anything and everything. Some haven’t seen their families in years.
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Behind these Twitter accounts are normal responsible people who even sign important papers at work.
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Anyway I’m starting a new role with an organization I have always wanted to work for. Excited and scared of the challenge ahead. I have never done Health Financing before.
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31 hours and 6 airports later, I have arrived. Nothing is ever smooth for a Zimbabwean.
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I applied for this very big role just for the just. They called me for an interview and now I’m freaking out.
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My tete
@Sokostina
saw an internship post a few months back and told me to apply. At that point I wasnt job hunting so I reluctantly applied. I got the job and in just two months I now have a different and better title. Grateful for family that motivates.
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The fact that there is no panic buying tells you a lot about the financial situation in Zim. You can’t buy when you don’t have the money.
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I swear Zimboz hate gay people more than they hate rapists and women bashers. How do you find it in your heart to hate a person because they have a different sexual orientation?
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Today is particularly triggering for me because my friend would probably be alive to celebrate her birthday if we had a better health care system.
#ZimbabweLivesMatter
#FreeZimbabweans
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What do you guys wear when flying? I think Rick Ross’ outfit makes sense.
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Ukaona wakuti Hi Aunt Tari, you might as well just end the relationship.
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Zvabva zvatobhowa
WATCH: ZBC's Reuben Barwe doing the Jerusalema Dance
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Mari yema test kits
My my my my😢😢 this is beautiful hate on her henyu buh me i love this😍😍
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Unenge watoona kuti zviri nani kunyepedzera kupenga.
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Rape is under-reported in Zimbabwe because the perpetrators are relatives or people close to the victim. In most rural areas the fathers of the victims demand kuripwa instead of reporting to the police
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The problem is also assuming you are the only critical thinkers.
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You can tell which companies have young leadership and creative teams by their Jerusalema challenge.
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COVID-19 conspiracies remind me of early HIV days. People refusing to take ARVs and drinking guchu. A whole generation was infected and affected. I will choose science any day.
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Why do some men think women who have fun can’t do important things too? Why can’t I write policy briefs during the week and twerk during the weekend?
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I really enjoy domestic tourism but half the time there isn’t enough information on affordable but nice places. How about we start a thread to plug each other with Zim weekend away or holiday spots?
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This Zim v Diaspora conversation is taxing at this point. Munhu ngaangogara kwaanoda kani. Those who want to leave should leave. Those who want to come back should do so. Why should it be a group project?
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Men should just marry their mums and leave other people’s daughters alone.
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I don’t rate mapurisa.This one time after protests one of our neighbors whose husband is a policeman came to our house asking for water. My mum casually said so moda ndikupei mvura yekubikira BaX kuti vagonondinorova ku town? I was like damn mum...
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People experience Zim differently. Once you understand that, you will know why people make the choices they make.
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Dear Twitter family. I’m here again with my begging bowl. This semester, I have 6 students who got a tuition only scholarship. UZ Comp Science (3), UZ Medicine (1), MSU Information Systems (1) and NUST Civil Engineering (1- pending). As usual we need extras like bus fare & data.
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Plus makati Covid vaccine changes the DNA wani kwaPapa. Makushamisika Chii? 😂😂😂😂😂
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South Africa should know that Zimbabwe’s problems are their problems too. Unless their leaders make an effort to address the situation, more and more Zimbabweans will keep crawling under that fence.
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If someone is paying for your child's school fees, isn't it good manners to send them results?
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Keep posting your totems. As we roya you at least now we will know what to detemba 😂.
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Ko tinei nezvekumba kwenyu isu?
Growing up l never saw my mother going clubbing & she has been happily married for the past 40+ years, ask your mom if it's ok to go clubbing after marriage if you are honest enough come back with the response.
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If you see this, retweet with a picture of you smiling. Keep it going.
If you see this, retweet with a picture of you smiling. Keep it going.
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Siyai doro. My housemate is showing visitors his primary school report card 😂😂😂.
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Vanoitira poem yacho ku inauguration yaani?
Zimbabwe university students busy with Buss it challenge, others 👇👇 defining moments.
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Remember when I tweeted this? Someone came through for the boy and he will be going to AU to study Computer Science. He also has an internship to go with it. This app is full of wonderful people I tell you. What’s left is to get him a laptop.
So I have a very bright student who is looking for an undergrad scholarship. These are really hard to come by and I think we are on 10 applications now. Today he asked me to check his email and I realized he has sent tonnes more on top of the ones we work on together.
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People are really sending kids to Poland without doing enough research about some of these schools. Before you use an agent, please do your own research. It’s kinda sad how kids are suffering.
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People who dress up and look good everyday, how do you do it?
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You will be arguing Lobola, Virginity and Submission week in week out with 17 year olds 😂. KuFB uko angori makorokoto emarooro on a regular day.
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So this individual approached me asking for some help with interviews. Look at what she just got in her mail....
#WeRiseTogether
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Why are Zim bosses mean for no reason? Honestly how hard is it to be a decent employer or manager?
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One thing I have learnt to do is be empathetic towards interns. Ask them what would make their lives easier etc. There is absolutely no reason why someone from Gweru should bring a physical copy of a CV to Harare “to show seriousness”.
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I pray that all my girlies get someone who chooses them. Imagine having someone who loves you and chooses you everyday?
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This promotion is extra special. When I left the Netherlands, I wasn’t even sure if I had made the right decision. God knew exactly where I was supposed to be.
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Got back from work and an anonymous donor gave us £1452 to pay for the remaining laptops. I’m just sitting in my car crying because whuuuuu all the students get to start school fully equipped. 6 laptops were too ambitious and now it’s done.
Dear Twitter family. I’m here again with my begging bowl. This semester, I have 6 students who got a tuition only scholarship. UZ Comp Science (3), UZ Medicine (1), MSU Information Systems (1) and NUST Civil Engineering (1- pending). As usual we need extras like bus fare & data.
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Someone is selling a cracked iPhone 8 for $600. People don’t respect the USD.
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So turns out I have told my boyfriend everything. Each time I try to tell him a story he says babe wakambondiudza. I think it’s time I look for a new one.
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Bev’s marriage really brought out some ugliness in people. Why wouldn’t she get married? Hanty munhu wese is free to choose waanoda.
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KuRuwa there used to be a spar about 15 years ago. Spar yakaenda kare asi we still call the place kuSpar. Same same nema road. Enterprise haichinge. Shuwa busy renaming ma potholes ane road?
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