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TheCorporal

@TheCorporal5

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I'm a guy who has a twitter account. I like comic books, video games, anime/manga and cartoons. ✝️

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@TheCorporal5
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I will never stop wondering how they got away with this:
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Currently binge watching the entirety of Gravity Falls This show really had some S-Tier comedy
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He can't beat the goat:
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𝕃𝕦𝕚𝕤𝔹ℂ | Commissions closed
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Still obsessed with this depiction of Galactus
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@SlyPerformer
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"Peak character design" and it's just a character with a nice butt.
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At least Simpsons learned their lesson:
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@WednesdayPull Always enjoy when the Hulk has anti-psychic powers.
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@_TheSmartAlec1 Now that we know he's an interdimensional criminal, I guess he was trying to lead them astray.
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Oh my God, you literally edited this BTAS image to make your point.
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Zack doesn't understand comic accuracy 😭.
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@illjoy_ I maintain that DC citizens out of Gotham think he's the worst hero on the Justice League because all he does is beat up the bad guys where no one can see him, stand in the shadows in group shots, and shake hands with Superman.
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@KeiziTV I don't think Peele wanted it, though; he doesn't want to work on established IP. He turned down a chance to direct a live-action Akira, and he loves that enough to put an Akira slide in NOPE.
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@TheCorporal5
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Yeah, remember when Disney did something so ludicrously uncaring to children Simpsons portrayed it as something Krusty the Klown would do at his greediest?:
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Disney has decided to waive its right to arbitration & allow the matter to proceed in court for the recent wrongful death lawsuit where they attempted to use a widower’s Disney+ subscription to arbitrate. “At Disney, we strive to put humanity above all other considerations.”
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@dragoon2691 I just took it to be foreshadowing that there are multiple Mysterio's.
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@somerandomwill1 They cheated by introducing like five new Wolverines so it was like he was never gone.
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@SergeiKravin0ff The implication that this Wolverine had Avengers on his Earth.
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Okay, "Invincible in other universes" better become the next meme.
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One of the universes invincible was sent to:
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JMD is built differently:
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@sickoblitz This was actually a fan theory between the gap in "Not What He Seems" and "A Tale Of Two Stans" (the lighting when Ford took off the mask made it hard to tell).
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@L_B_C_95 It means that RIPeter made a bunch of costumes and created a "monkeys at the typewriters" situation.
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@7Spideycomics Grand Incel Thragg.
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who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? all fandoms allowed
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@Varu427 This might be the most chill Reverse!Mabel I've ever seen.
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@TheGeekForFun The irony was that the intent was probably to show Reed's optimism.
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Bring thirsty MJ back.
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We don't give Raimi enough credit for immediately having Peter graduate after he becomes a superhero.
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Spider-Man News
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The head of Animation for marvel teases "YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR SPIDER-MAN" "It's Peter Parker back in high school just trying to make it work, take care of his aunt, completely broke, and having to be a superhero. It's so essentially Spider-Man" ()
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@RupphireBot Someone needs to take Garnet scenes of her being all stoic and show Ruby and Sapphire in the Inside Out control room yelling over each other.
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@RiseFallNickBck DCAU Superman had problems, but when they got it, they got it.
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@NatashaCL7
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?
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“he’s so insane for this” and it’s just a man looking at the love of his life
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Spider-Man fans when Paul's kids were reduced to nothingness:
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The way everyone fucking cheered when he lost his kids was funny asf Not even anyone from Spider-Man’s rogues gallery got this much universal hate as him
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@tawogclips I did like how this scene shows how Nicole got her control freak tendencies from her mom and her rage issues from her dad.
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@Goji_Saurus I always feel sorry for actors in scenes like this because somehow people expect you to be "dignified" when your character is totally losing their shit.
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Spider-Man editorial hates Mary Jane Watson.
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This should be interesting.
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@VishalSid_1 Aw man... Business suit Midnight:
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@flintliensteel Superhearing means you can tell when someone is lying.
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@zeluppen And the most hypocritical (look up the Angela and Miracleman debacle).
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@sighsin616 Dude could have just written it to "cash".
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Don't forget about the other shit Zeb Wells pulled in his run (from r/spiderman):
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@KaelousPrime @_TheSmartAlec1 According to the Book Of Bill, she managed to ascend to the astral plane.
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@daisukihotaru
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HAVE?? YOU?? EVER?? BECOME?? OBSESSED?? WITH?? A?? SHIP?? THAT?? YOU?? THINK?? ABOUT?? THEM?? ALL?? THE?? TIME??
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Man, this is so forced. "Look, he got trained by Daredevil! And had gear made by the Fantastic Four! You like him now, right?"
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Why waste three precious pages on unnecessary info dump about Spider-Boy’s shoes? It seems like he was anticipating nitpicks for this one thing and was trying to get ahead of them. This is a good reminder for all writers that plot development is more important. #SpiderMan
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@OOCCouchGags Low key one of the best jokes in the series.
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@thatstrangeeye No wonder he keeps giving us Dipicifica crumbs!
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@nescartridges You do realize that Trump is supporting Israel too.
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@TheFrenzyMan The kids that didn't exist?
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i love you, forever. you hear me? i love you forever. and i'm coming back. i'm coming back.
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@OOCCouchGags The whole "can't kill someone the same way twice" rule was a great excuse for some super comedic deaths.
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@RiseFallNickBck Santa saying "you were good but you weren't THAT good".
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@Cartoonbrains The director's IMDB page is a ghost town; this was literally all he had.
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@ShroomMeister In fairness, if I was on an alien planet, the first thing I would do is check if I liked the food.
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@OOCCouchGags Maggie waving goodbye always gets me.
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@hates_place Dude, Maggin had Superman fly into the center of the sun for a refreshing hot shower, this is nothing.
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@EmeraldBaz Save us, James Gunn. PLEASE.
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@hoot_ink Look at the last panel.
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the man the love of his life
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@percivalium_
Percivalium (overwhelmed, but present) 🤍💙 
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the man the love of his life ( #LVMSpoilers #LOVMSpoilers )
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@Venom01985379
Venom🜃🔩
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Show me the best couple??
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@Parzival_jay "That's OFFICER Jones! And I'm gonna be a detective someday!"
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@irose_artoo Anyway, here's Superman going Ultra Instinct to beat a planetary telepath:
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Wonder Woman villains thread Based on @D4hz4hn 's Super-Villain thread I'll be listing them in alphabetical order unless I forget one then they'll be at the end For the more Obscure ones I'll give a basic description of them Quote with your thoughts💭
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@BOOMERANG_117 Well, he left out his doctorate, that still makes him humbler than Doctor I-Technically-Didn't-Actually-Graduate-But-I'm-Still-Calling-Myself-That Doom.
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@SOMEGOKU Because 616!Cap worked closely with the French resistance and had a deep admiration with them. Wheras Ultimate Cap is "lolcheese-eatingsurrendermonkeys".
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@Extralongdokkan Goku's the fun dad, Piccolo is the responsible dad. There. I just solved Dragon Ball.
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@RiseFallNickBck In fairness, wasn't that specific instance a dream Spongebob was having?
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@Keizo_Comixxx Okay, Jonah not being mad is kind of cute.
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@Adventurin2Fear "How dare you say I'm not human when the artist forgot to draw my tail?"
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the woman her weakness
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@Aniwolf33
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the woman her weakness
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@TheBigLukee And yet she has the worst origin.
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@tawogclips And they say Darwin isn't black.
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"Hah! Color Kid?! What can you do?!" "I can turn the insides of your cornea's black." "Wait, wha- OH GOD, I'M BLIND!!!"
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@Fenrirtheicewo1
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Yeah, it's kinda true. All powers, even the most ridiculous and stupid looking ones, can be lethal and dangerous if the user is smart with it.
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@WholesomeMeme "Well, now one of us has to change!"
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@EvanReadsComics Also, it's just nice to finally have Kara back in Dick and Barbara's age bracket.
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@Jarbys_ He already has one. The death of his parents and Aunt May.
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I know it's cool to hate on the segments that aren't horror related, but goddamn every joke lands perfectly in this one.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃
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@RiseFallNickBck You know, I'm pretty sure it still hurts down there. Even South Park at least had the girl say "ow".
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@G0ffThew At least Mineta was toned down after this bit:
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@toonsgowild Rigby actually came across as a great friend in this episode; you could tell he was genuinely worried about Mordecai here.
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@7Spideycomics "I'm gonna lose my virginity to a fish." "Good Lord. You're a virgin?"
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@trinidaddylmao *looks at the real world* Maybe not so wild.
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@dinahspolly One of the major things is that HOW it's happening - it's not a secret shared from his adoptive parents or some grand ceremony from a long dead space parent, it's a belittling act from his worst enemy.
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@Keitsune_ I can't believe with all the multiverse stories out there we still haven't gotten them married and with kids.
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@midnightcap Can't help but notice that even when N52 Superman was at his most openly leftist they still felt the need to backpedal:
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Ratio with the true Superior Spider-Man
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@DiscussingFilm
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Dan Slott will return with a new ‘SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN’ series this Fall.
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@GravityFallsUpd He can open a new bit at the Shack: "The Cutest Baby Ever!".
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@thoMa889 They actually hadn't settled on Bill being the Big Bad when they made Dreamscapers.
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@OOCCouchGags Okay, but them all spending what seems to be their last moments hugging each other is legitimately heartbreaking.
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@Repthenotable "Littering? This is why I joined the force..."
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@OOCCouchGags This is great, but the set-up is even better. "Sure is taking me a long time to push this button."
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@tanijrou When your a girlboss and a girlfailure at the same time.
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@marco_syrup Isn't this canonical with her and the Mayor?
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@D4hz4hn "I can see the entire light spectrum." ...How do you know that? Did you know what the light spectrum looked like before?
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@GunnerDobbins He can pull THREE trucks with his teeth.
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@EARTH_1610_616 Kind of funny, considering:
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@RiseFallNickBck It's always so satisfying to see Spongebob lose his temper; when someone that friendly loses it you know the receiving party REALLY deserves it.
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@donoDMG1 @rhodri_gillham And Cebulski ISN'T attached to when he first read Spider-Man?
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