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I post about things, not particularly important things, just things that interest me. NC native. I like pig butts and I cannot lie. #AI #Politics #ECU

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@Oilfield_Rando Don't forget MTG
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@Alphafox78 Seems fair, but I get to pick the outfit.
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@Alphafox78 Heather Locklear
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@Alphafox78 Gotta be the #MAGA MILF
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@AinsworthKeith Here’s another angle!
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@boatgirl3 @Rothmus North Carolina is sure as hell gonna be in the fight. First, though, we'll have to deal with all the District 5 traitors that have already infiltrated District 3. Fortunately, they all congregated in a few towns, so they'll be easy pickins.
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@DefiantLs It's true. My son recognized that he was trans-pirate at just 3 years old. To affirm his true identity, we had one leg amputated and replaced with a peg, removed one eye and replaced his hand with a hook. He was so happy!!
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@Alphafox78 It's a spatula holder in case her man wants a damn grilled cheese sandwich right now!
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@hashjenni All the way to 5. LFG!
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@Geewhizjr1 @DC_Draino Please don’t disparage #HawkTuah girl like this.
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@harleydavidson In a related announcement @harleydavidson rolls out its newest line of riding apparel. #RedIsTheNewBlack
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@JoeyMannarinoUS The significance of Time is not lost here.
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@TaraBull808 Not one option.
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@harparr1 She's one of only a handful of women who know if the Presidente shape is accurate.
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@ItsJustRaleigh Roughly this area?
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@stillgray Walz is such a clown. What is his deal? Maybe he thinks he’s auditioning for a Broadway musical?
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@dogwoodblooms Hey Mike Hunt. Show us on the doll where someone hurt you.
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@dogwoodblooms We just assumed the only answer was the NC Queen?
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@dogwoodblooms Essential supplies procured. Let's Go!
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@anniwithoutane How the heck does a stroke put you at risk for Covid?
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She’s not like you. She wears necklaces worth more than your car, but wants to give YOUR tax dollars to illegal aliens #TrumpVance2024
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@ggreenwald Time is definitely on her side
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@harparr1 Donald is living rent free in their heads
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@Matt_Pinner My lost shaker of salt.
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Seriously y’all. This can’t be real.
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@franklinisbored @elonmusk Biden so badly wants to be taking a nap.
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@Extrapolate69 @Oilfield_Rando Careful. You're sounding like a Democrat.
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@MichelleMaxwell Our local school board had to start stocking the boy's restrooms with generic tampons.
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@LibertyPillMeme @Alphafox78 You have to admit that what's she's saying makes so much sense that you're compelled to listen to it over and over and over again.🤷‍♂️
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@greg16676935420 The real Texas flag.
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@brianonorio Seriously, just traveling from somewhere like Burgaw to New York City is pretty close to traveling to a foreign country.
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I think I'll have #whiteguytacos for dinner. Anyone have a good recipe?
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@smcroasters Too late. District 5 has already started relocating to Florida.
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@Alphafox78 There were definitely other signs you missed.
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Breaking: David Letterman will host a special episode of Stupid Human Tricks at a fundraiser for @JoeBiden on July 29th. Joe’s trick will be to say a coherent sentence without falling down. Good luck Joe!!
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My dog went to the beach and all I got was a photo.
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Saw Sylvester Stallone trending and immediately started listening to Eye of the Tiger so I could keep scrolling to see what was up.
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@notlouisck Fact! Here's the same rally from a different angle.
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@dogwoodblooms Personally, I'm more concerned about whatever is hiding in the woods.
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@80wZoe @ScottAdamsSays Is that the Algerian Olympic boxing team?
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@MargoinWNC Because NC is now full of carpetbaggers who nonsensically want to turn NC into the same sh @thole places from which they fled. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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This could be the straw that breaks the owl’s back for Joe Biden’s re-election. Hooters has announced they are shutting down stores because of @TheDemocrats inflation and $20 wages and forcing hairy dudes to be hired as servers. Where are Dads going to take their 16 year
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@mind_hunter3 @DawnsMission HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE A DEMOCRAT. And as soon as his lib buddies play nice with him, he’ll be right back on their team.
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To all of you who think social media is not good for society, I give you social media’s latest stars - Hawk Tuah girl and Oilers fan girl! Wait, now I’m confused. BTW, don’t look them up if you are still in church. You should be paying attention to the sermon anyway.
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@MargoinWNC Looks like mostly peaceful protests.
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@MargoinWNC Thanks for visiting North Carolina. Now go home.
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@Alphafox78 She's confirming that on a hotness and talent scale she's just a 5. We already know.
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@libsoftiktok Make Segregation Great Again?
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@justice_Tyr22 Did you contribute to this list @dogwoodblooms ?
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@POTUS Too bad Nancy Pelosi fired you.
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@Alphafox78 She's got a ticket for a train ride.
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Worried about AI taking over your job? As long as the AI developers like @OpenAI and @Google are still announcing capabilities that are effectively vaporware, I think your job is safe.
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We're sharing an update on the advanced Voice Mode we demoed during our Spring Update, which we remain very excited about: We had planned to start rolling this out in alpha to a small group of ChatGPT Plus users in late June, but need one more month to reach our bar to launch.
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Kamala is coming for your town next. #DNCConvention2024
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@ChloeLeshner You obviously missed the rocking chairs.
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@MargoinWNC Now we just have to figure out how to turn that big house on Blount St in downtown Raleigh RED. I’m looking at you @markrobinsonNC !
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@MargoinWNC It’s just another @DNC hoax, just like bloodbath, fine people on both sides and dictator from day one. Nadler repeated the bloodbath lie just today in the July 13 committee hearing. Without lies, the @DNC would have nothing to say at all.
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@KCOnTheRadio Ya gotta cover Hawk Tauh girl. If anyone can cover this important story in a meaningful way and stay on air it’s @KC_ODEA and @HayesForSheriff ! Rev up your race cars!
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@hashjenni what obsession?
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Hags for Kamala.
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@harparr1 First day carrying a firearm? Definitely first time holstering a firearm.
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@barstoolecu I guess I need to learn my kids’ names or it’s gonna be a long summer. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ParikPatelCFA It was plan B
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If you don’t love North Carolina, you must be hanging out in the wrong @WaffleHouse .
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@sweatystartup But the mortgage payment is nothing compared to the cost of maintaining the home and property. You forgot to include the cost of 3 HVAC replacements, multiple appliance replacements, property tax and insurance, etc. The decision to own vs rent is about much more than money but
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@justice_Tyr22 Western North Carolina can confirm.
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@dogwoodblooms I’m often torn between jobs and trees and WNC could absolutely use an industrial base. That said, this line in a @WNCW news story gives me pause: “The developers have not decided on what type of business will occupy the site if it's approved by county leaders.“ 1/3
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@HattieMags @ItsJustRaleigh It’s important to think about the significance of the passage of shapes, unburdened by geometry.
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