Gordon After Dark
@ThatWonkyMutt
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Howdy! 23 🇺🇲 ~ Certified goofball ~ Perpetually stoned ~ TF enthusiast ~ Aspiring cartoonist. This is an 18+ account, MDNI
North Carolina, USA
Joined July 2023
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Relax, bro... once you give in to the good ol' red white 'n blue, it'll be like the 4th every damn day~
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YEE YEE!! Proud to join the ranks, bro!! USA USA USA!!!
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Dangling my balls and butt in front of you as I lure you into my doghouse so I can turn you into a dumb mutt like me
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IF THOUGHTS START FORMING IN YOUR LI'L GOONER BRAIN, JUST RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! NEVER FAILS TO GET YOUR MIND BACK IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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*Shoves my American flag print boxers in your face so your brain's blasted by patriot musk, turning you into another 'Murican bro for the pack*
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Is it wrong that I want Bandit's stinky swampbutt in my face when he gets off work at the archeological dig site? 😵💫
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Give in a little... contribute to a campaign you believe in, donate, jerk to my content... anything to help you build healthy patriot habits, bro!
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Stepping away from social media for a while while I sort my life out a bit. Thank you for all of your support. Please keep being the stars and friends you inspire me to be each day.
gone fishin' (for my soul)
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Brain slugs that are symbiotic and constantly reassure you and encourage you to pursue your dreams while also warping those dreams into growing a huge gut and jerking off all day at the same time 😵💫🐌
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To be transformed into a bumbling, donut munching police detective who can't solve a single case correctly
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Going to a college internship at a state park where your boss is this big, burly ranger bear who loves sweaty hugs (and turning interns into bears, but we don't find that out til later)
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TF via getting dogpiled by your formerly human friends despite your protests
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Guess who might be taking drawing classes this coming semester 😳
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Why yes, I'd love to indoctrinate you into my pack of mutts who deface government property with graffiti!
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What if Volibear just shattered your remaining mental resistance against his unwavering bear musk before converting you into his newest disciple. That would be funny I think
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My magnum opus for today will be the concept of an 80s slasher type horror movie, but the "villain" is a werewolf picking the cast of hot men off one by one as they're turned into members of his pack, ending with the final victim struggling not to give in to the peer pressure
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I'm having the masculine urge to resist someone's hypnotic suggestions only to be reduced to barks and whimpers mere seconds after
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Lemme know if you'd like to join my dickscord server, it's pretty barebones but I just like to stay connected
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Sure, I can turn you into an aggro brute. But wouldn't it be more fun to become said brute's wingman who always simps over him and hypes him up?
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Going to a pride event this weekend, I'm hyped to leave furry stickers wherever I go
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My shed is actually a countrification machine us rednecks use to turn unsuspecting city slickers into proper southerners 🥴
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My psych meds make it hard to cum so my goon game is expert level
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I think it's finally time for me to start working on a ref sheet for Gordon!
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Clear this bowl for me and I'll pack you a fresh one *hands you green with a slight char on top* trust me bro its just a couple hits tops
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I have at least 1 gram of puppyweed on me at all times (you never know when you need to turn someone into a puppy)
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Might make a SFW account so I can actually look presentable to some folks 😇
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Reminder to salute the flag every time you pledge your allegiance to it. It'll reinforce that patriot programming you so desperately need 🇺🇲
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Alternatively, please consider: I am the Cheshire dog
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@anothermeekone
Just zonk your friends into real men like you'll soon become once dad has his way with ya
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I just want a villain to sit on my face and zonk me into his goon 😫
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What if you gaslighted me into a different species.. 😳
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Why does sweaty man butt have to smell so desirable to me 🤤
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Can't wait to be brainwashed into a suited business dog upon interviewing for my next job
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I've ingested magic mushrooms, and totally don't intend to slay God this time
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Turned into a kangaroo when I tried to drink that aussie brand beer
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Me when the schlcky goop warshes over my brain
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THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE, BRO!! IT'S LIKE, IN YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY THAT YOU'LL KEEP COMIN' BACK FOR MORE 'N MORE
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But I don't wanna learn basic shapes! I wanna skip straight to detailing the BULGE 😤
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I'm feeling pretty good lately now that I've stopped smoking during the day. Hopefully I'll break out of my art block and get back into silly doodles!
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I'm convinced that once I get a fursuit I'll be consumed by its influwuence and never take it off
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