Susan Murray
@ThatSusanMurray
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Miss Scarlet, in the library with a piece of vital aircraft components.....ko-fi.com/susanmurray
all over the gaff
Joined April 2009
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@fesshole so he was high as a kite and crushed the interview. Imagine how amazing he'd be if he was straight. Should have just told him he could have the job if he quit weed
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we all need to do this
I have booked 10 Tesla test drives this week using fake details. I don't turn up to any of them.
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@penfolduk01 @Wolves @WeAreWolvesFans it honestly feels like a deliberate move to get rid of it. The changed and apparently non-negotiable terms are completely unreasonable and they know it. The promoters have been genuinely shafted as have the community who wanted the comedy. Talk about an own goal
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RT @Red_Imp_Comedy: Absolutely brilliant night with PAUL SINHA, @danantopolski hosted by @ThatSusanMurray Big thanks to the Cold Water Cove…
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@alexham33806169 @NoContextBrits Its marvelous. Even a few miles makes a difference. Its all down to the many invasions over the years. The Shetland has to be the most bonkers one.
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I think I've only just recovered ........
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Jan 25th come see a bunch of fucking idiots tell jokes. We’re pathetic really. Derngate is nice tho.
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MCing the poshest bit of the Midlands this Saturday. Do come. Try and pretend you’re not scum (note to self)
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I put screenwash in the car before it was completely empty Your go….
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A 50 foot hungry female shark.
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