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Black Masculinist, Afro-Pessimist, Health Nut, MMA practitioner, future Globetrotter. Free The Congo 🇨🇩, Free Palestine 🇵🇸 #SYSBM. I am not Pro-Black.

Hellscape, USA
Joined July 2023
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@Th3_Qu137_5t0rm
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Get Rich or Fry Trying.
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ohh my hollywood career!! i didnt condemn hamas enough! now ill never get to write the worst tv show in history thats also pro Mental Helath.
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@_ChocolateCity @munchgod3000 Cats are naturally on the left.
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Mans about to start his own anti-black racist Twitter page tomorrow and fill out a Klan application.
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305boi 🇭🇹
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Just let her go bro 🕊️👐🏾
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@GingBear3 @ME_1948_Updates If it’s not a genocide, then hope everything, line for line, bar for bar, that’s happening to Palestinians happens to you and people who you love who share your mindset. It cant be that bad anyway.
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@SogeKingu2000 @LustSierra My nigga there was NO mystery. Blatant.
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@VIM_Media Based. Shoulda wore steel toes tho.
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An Elder, a failed swirler, and an unprovoked divorcee. Na fam eurostep those.
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Don't You Think Michael B. Jordan And One Of These Hollywood Ladies Would Make a Great Couple?
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@GingBear3 @ME_1948_Updates Supported terrorists? Israel supported South African Apartheid, played a role in 9/11, supported right wing death squads in Colombia, Brazil, Paraguay, Venezuela, and Argentina. You and yours line up just fine. Hope it happens, you deserve every bit of it.
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@Wolvenone @Eli1Mitchell @MightyKeef If you’ve got enough energy to do surgery,run an anesthesia rig, and sterilize surgical instruments, then you’ve got enough power for a CT Scanner and some time to actually conduct some actual experiments instead of going straight to a fucking vivisection.
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@NickiiiiiiIdk She thought a dude with face tattoos and an aura of a 3rd grade reading level was going to be a good father. Own goal.
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@TwoScoopsXD @sheezy_t Quite literally the rarest.
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@x6ixx_ @Bornakang Na he’s chilling. He’s the only one currently in a relationship right now. Its a good and healthy podcast though and they’re hilarious. They need an adult sitcom badly though their chemistry is unmatched lol.
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@myfaultOG23 Her eyes look dead inside my nigga.
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@_Shady_19_ @PSA_Sitch Not by major corporations on an international platform. Find me a major triple A game that post “Hell Yeah look at her tits!” on Twitter. I’ll wait smoothbrain.
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@thefemaleyee @feoflvco At least she cooks, cares, is thankful, and cherishes the people around her. Its not all about looks, it’s about family values.
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@LaAerial @PassportBros I mean we can just go overseas and get that. No need for us to be gay because YOU in particular dont meet the standard. Looks like someone has to go do “the work” as yall call it.
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Nah Miss Brandy stood up for justice. Miss Mojo’s pronouns ain’t stopping them from gettin this work
@TheZodiacHeir
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Miss Mojo is a black trans woman who has done a tremendous amount of things for black queer folks both offline and online. I don’t feel comfortable with white people being able to say these types of things about her, regardless of what people think she “deserves”.
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@BlackRedGuard1 It frustrates me to no end that anyone takes him seriously on any subject outside of memes.
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@Pedakin @PrinceHAK33M Nas “I know I can” is a master class on this kinda song. This aint that and you know it. Not even close.
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“We dont want you! Black men are dusty”.“Dont nobody want yall”.“Yall ‘preferences’ hate yall too🤣🤣”.Aight. Whatever helps you sleep at night punkin.
@s4vva
Savva🇨🇩
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@kameidotrading @Cleceye Nah we approve. Talk shit get hit.
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@mainsheddy @obama__runtz Its a white dude lol.
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@Tyeilaa_ And remember, dudes with honest jobs are apparently the lamest black men to walk the planet apparently.
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@ItzSmokeyBro Weakest links on full display. bell hooks thought the central park 5 was guilty and pathologized them. Never apologized.
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@Vitaminndeee Cant be more pathetic than trauma fishing for sympathy because you’re god awful at relationships and being a judge of character. Stay on that side Pookiesha.
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@Abuamerican She awful quiet aint she ahk lol.
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@XCannedyX @DamnJazAgain Id argue you had it and one your ancestors REALLY fumbled the bag they stole along with not getting their “bad neighborhood” either burned to the ground or drowned. Truly a catastrophic multigenerational own goal.
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To be fair, I’ve seen black women in the medical field in professional schools from nursing, veterinary medicine, etc., online sending cash apps and simping for dudes literally live-streaming from prison while they were in class. So no, there is no class separation for this.
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Save Yourself
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LOL
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@rex_adonis Qwhite interesting.
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@LanellMunch @shannonsharpeee Kick your shins into a heavy bag for a year and a half and check it.
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@Adiatweetedit @zkdlinswh0re “Wonder what’s on Tv tonite” is not gone fly lol.
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@leftylawguy @xghostnotesx Ngl salty you beat me to it lol.
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@KitsunessaEN @pazefome Trying desperately to figure out a way to call you an antisemite.
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@fashaw_34 @HoneyGa_lore 🥶🥶🥶
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@HenriettaSnacks But remember if you say anything you’re anti semetic.
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@BlkCrownAuthor @DCFilmNews @slashfilm Thank you. I want a Static Shock film.
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@RobynBaker1218 @yardtalkhbcu Instead of being federally distributed, the New Deal left it up to the states. The Southern states were racists and denied the black vets from WWII Korea and Some from Vietnam.
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@NobleQAli @Simone_Biles “Rent Due’s” Final Form.
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We dont care. Go find a white guy and STFU.
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100k likes. is this supposed to make her like u chest banging bullet bag baboons?.
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@itslaylas That’s right you better flex that lawyer or they’ll think you’re just playing. Congrats on the A 🫡.
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@JirenSlr_ Then sex work isnt work. It should be illegal and prostitution outlawed, pimps and prostitutes themselves arrested. Glad we agree.
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@KingOfRome__ @PJBURT2 Beleaguered my nigga 😭.
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@Nickbrooks65 If it was this easy in sports betting niggas would have floating city mansions.
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@JBti_mbs That’s the most evil take Ive seen in quite some time.
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@NikeJoe102 Had this face the whole time fr
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@iSeeRacist Trying to play the algorithm lol I gotcha.
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And they are unironically gonna get teabagged by Hezbollah unless the US steps in and even then…oof. Sorry for the young guns but that might be why congress is trynna push through draft bills and whatnot.
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@celebriD @pamela_brun1 Terrifying looking people i cant lie.
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@JohnDoe71397417 @SocialistMMA Killing civilians and murdering infants in the ICU isn’t “consequences.” Those are war crimes. God isn’t gonna let that slide for those who participate and encourage that kind of evil.
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@NotThe12GAF Women don’t owe men sex. Totally valid. It’s her body, her choice. But men don’t owe women attention, validation, or assistance. Men’s body, men’s choices. Neither of us are entitled.
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@NobleQAli But this black misandrist stuff is “only on the internet” right? Right.
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@CriticalBlkMale “Least desired males” “dusty and broke” “terrible fathers” that demographic is laughable.
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@AnthonyGSupreme And how has ostracizing the “no hoes niggas”been working out for the community? If you’re familiar, then YOU fix it. Go on, we’re waiting.
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@two_n_minus_one @KweenInYellow That shit was so baller. Somebody needs to make that a mission in a video game.
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@AdamBOMBA5 @TheNoto06651191 Weapons grade copium.
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@TorraineWalker They silenced Little Brother in favor of trap music and Souljah Boy. Real ones know.
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@TrackModeDon @ChristinaSVO Still do to a certain extent. You gotta watch people.
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@munchgod3000 You’re trying to use logic bro you’re not gonna have a good time.
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@PayMyMfnPhone Youre right. Dont go red pill on Black Women just to be Blue Pill for another race.
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@BesDMarx @Mike_from_PA @LizKay44 They beatin yo ass in the quotes rn.
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Less unhinged weirdos as nurses please 🙏🏿 And physicians for that matter.
@285Slim
Whole time it’s Trick Daddy
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Doxxed somebody over a celebrity who doesnt know you exist and now you can’t take the NCLEX. More of that please actually.
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@babyhell_cheese @miskhotaaaa *stares in pedicide and infanticide* aight.
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I hope this answers that eternally stupid fucking question: “Why would she lie about something like this??” Exhibit A. Don’t believe women, believe evidence and multiple corroborating witnesses in a court of law.
@ninewontmiss
Nine
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Here is A student named Jonathan Hanes who attends Saint Augustine’s University. His life has just been ruined from false allegations from his ex gf saying he had HIV and gave it to her. She goes on to admit that she lied and his family got his test results that he is negative.
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@khatmal23 May Allah grant them Jannah al Firdaus Ameen
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So we’re just gonna ignore the past 7 months of damn near weekly arrests of women fucking 12-17 year olds as teachers in school. It doesn’t apply to me but let’s not act like this problem is gender specific you smooth brain.
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Because ultimately their activism is just to try to virtue signal to racist white guys at the end of the day. I dont like getting lied on per se but in the end their worthless hoes anyway. Life goes on.
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@TeflonQi Ive literally NEVER seen a passport bro hype up mexican latinas sooooo who was checkin anyways?.
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Stop dickwatching. Black men don’t owe you anything and we can marry who we choose. Stay mad you eternally miserable fucks.
@365OTG
O.T.G 🌐
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How do you feel about this❓
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER How Indian people have the audacity to be racist against Black people truly boggles the mind.
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@JosephColt1983 @yardtalkhbcu @MyCryptoLingo We’ll remember that when we’re struggling to find a stick for the IV because of too many track marks from yet another crashed out ODed Klansmen in the ambulance. According to you we’re too lazy to find a vein. Better hope we “work hard” that day.
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@SquintsPrince @BlackRedGuard1 This and its good for your prostate which is why I eat it. Fuck those racist colonizers I eat what I want.
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@iSeeRacist Free him. Another white supremacist put in a pack where they’re supposed to be.
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@JOYJUTSU3 @travbryanmusic @OfficialFBMA Data shows the majority of DV is bidirectional. Women lead in unidirectional violence and lesbians are the most violent IPV demo. Also yall abuse more kids. We got data you got narratives and theory.
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@BigJoe905 @JamCristopher @SlaviRed @wheredasnacksat He’s doin better than Will. W to me.
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@rbtheballer @InLeanWeTrust Galaxy brain moves fr
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They eat like they’re atoning for colonialism. Punished ass plates fr.
@DragonflyJonez
🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
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British ppl eat like German shepherds who get to eat human food as a treat. "Who's a good boy" ass cuisine. Whole nation got the pallet of an Alaskan malamute.
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@TheeRockBugatti @Aye_Yo_Jo33 @Cocoasurprise88 Zoning laws. Trust me they thought of everything.
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They do the same thing with white men and white women.
@BChordial
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Search light skin on her page. If it’s light skin men, she’s professing her love for them. If it’s light skin women, she’s shading them, talking about their privilege & downplaying them. Obsessing over LS men w/ an inferiority complex towards LS women is a hilarious dichotomy😂
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@mrfantastic824 When women don’t speak out against weirdos like her or encourage it, it has trickle down effects. Community creates protection. When women do atomizing behaviors like misandry and dehumanization, you cant be surprised when the “items” you hate wont help.
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@samadsavage Drake in his bag is comparable to a less polished Phonte. And Phonte is EASILY top 10 all time.
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Just gonna glaze over Cyn G calling for the abortion of black male babies and Black women in positions of power calling black men bullet bags. Respectable black women get respected. Birds get treated as they should.
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@DGRADIO315 @TupieSan Big facts I just avoided those moves and combos.
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@itskenbook @apadillafilm6 *Anti-Zionist Jews matter. Fixed it for you.
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@whatislife125 Mans pulled the Madden Replay.
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@JozuJoestar Imagine getting a manhole cover slingshotted at you and thinking your lungs aren’t just a blood aquarium at that point. Ill take my chances with Batman. My arm will get dislocated and turned into protein powder but at least it’ll eventually heal.
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@MArstonight @tariqnasheed And 85% of familicides are by white people, specifically. At least we dont murder our kids and families.
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@TheVillianRose2 Real Man™️ = Sucka Nigga extraordinaire.
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@CaliScorpio89 *for you. Im hopefully getting an Asian wife.
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@Taeoct6jr @RealLathan They also danced on Kobe’s grave.
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@RobynBaker1218 @yardtalkhbcu The #nohandouts sentiment from white people is highly disingenuous due to the history of government sponsored gravy trains for white people exclusively throughout the ages. They’re just mad the playing field is more even.
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@RenyTure Its just Mos Def, Peggy, and Lupe.
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@notcapnamerica Imaging catching a body for this. Bro she looks like the Mayor from Halloween Town.
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@PassportBros In China they call men like this “Prime Real Estate”.
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@z11h29 @IBC_Yoh Then we’ll wonder why black mortality rates go up in hospital care.
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@GingBear3 @Elijah7722 @ME_1948_Updates It’s not conspiracy if it’s true. It’s not our fault you can barely read and would rather lie than breathe. May Allah give you what you deserve.
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Both of my parents were “lame” and “boring.” All their kids turned out healthy and without Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Lame niggas up a million more. This is the result of the degeneracy and drug culture a lot of yall support instead of staying home and reading to your kids.
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CLARK
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…. bro
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