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Unless you’re asking on behalf of a Pacific Islander, I suggest sticking to this.
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Idk if other Pacific Islanders do this as well, in a Tongan family if you don’t go to church it’s your responsibility to have the house clean and the food ready by the time those who went to church come back…… 📞👵🏾
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I was in line about to purchase tickets at the rlwc before my hand got yanked by some random Tongan man. He then proceeded to walk me to a place where this other Tongan man was handing out free tickets to all Tongans walking by 🥹. God bless our country and people 😭🇹🇴.
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Surely I’m not the only one who thought Josh Tatofi was Samoan this whole time 🤔
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Maybe it’s blessing that Tonga didn’t make the finals because the way the Red Sea would’ve flooded the streets of Manchester, no Xmas for nobody this year 😂
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Everyone else’s comment thread vs Tonganow’s comment thread 💀🤦🏾♀️🤣
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Whether or not she was meant to be there, there’s a time and place for everything. Oku fu'u anga ma'ulalo hono si’i taki pehe'i mai he mata e kakai. Talamonu atu ki he fahu koeni for staying classy.
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Oua na toe ava mai ha taha ki he fo’i a Tonga ki Haamoa nau ita o taaki e histolia a Haamoa xo 💓.
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Lots of unnecessary noise on the TL about our flag representing a religion brought over by the Brit’s. Influence ≠ control. The Tongan flag has always belonged to Tonga. Y’all can’t relate🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴
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Can’t date outside my culture coz I don’t have time to explain why the women in my family spit oil on me before I tauolunga 😮💨
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Imagine making fun of a woman in her traditional attire 🤡🤡🤡. Top tier rubbish.
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Shoot down by Maoil & Fiji just makes you want to be drunk somewhere in Tonga…maybe Haatafu lol.
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…and this is who they need to cast as Lilo 🌺
Since they casting anybody for this movie, the only two I can picture being perfect for Jumba and Pleakley is the Laughing Samoans
#LiloAndStitch
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@WriteARapSis
Please comment from a personal account next time because you’re giving the rest of the barbs a bad name 🫣
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We have a cousin group chat and the one cousin in the group that can actually speak Tongan besides me is so ngutu kape2 and I hate that. I don’t care if you were brought up I mulini it will never be ok to kape ta’efkapaapa in front of your girl sisters 🚮.
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Here’s your reminder to triple check that you’re not related to your man 😭💀
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@lelemaiheni
I swear like uanimanoa he houa. Koe tohi pehe’i naa toe ilo e matakali faelu maka lolll 💀💀💀 but how Fkofa
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Anyone related to that Pesi Fifita on TikTok? Please take her phone off her moe ngutu’i kota 💀💀
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Converting to your husband’s religion once married is clown behaviour idc 😚.
Whats something you do or a view you hold that would get you cancelled as a Pacific Islander?
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Can’t marry outside my culture because……
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Can’t help but shed a tear or two whilst sitting with my two grandparents. How blessed I am to still have them in my life 🥹🥹🥹
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There seems to be a bomb threat where I am, if I don’t make it I just want everyone to know how proud I am to be Tongan.
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Being away from home has allowed me to reflect on my life and has made me realise that I give too much of my time to people who don’t deserve it.
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Wish he would roll me the way he rolled that laise 😵💫
I’m afraid to get the check tonight but this place is so fracking good.
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Fk around and find out.
barbz puIIing up on tiktoker drebby after he was threatening to "spit" on nicki minaj and throw things at her during her concert tonight.
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I knew getting that hidding for looking up your nude as a kid was going to be worth it 🥲 Mate ma’a au zaddy 🥹🥵
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You ever want to throw a funeral top away but scared that person will ngahi you or is it just me? 😂😂😂
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My cousin who I use to angakovi’i In Tonga just came and gave me a hectic Xmas present because I “reminded him of home”. Currently doing a fat tangi.
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You could be wearing a green bow in your hair and “oua toe tui mai ha vala sii heni e”
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I really don’t play when it comes to my nana. She’s my whole life.
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My voice normally vs my voice in cod?? Mind ya bizz
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Free Pacific Islanders from lying that it’s inflammation, arthritis and everything else under the sun when in actual fact, it’s GOUT.
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I’m currently tangutu fktaha with a famili and they’re kai, how dare they not eke pe teu fie kai mo nau3 hhhh. Fanga usi, ai nau toe sio ka nau3 I Mars 🙄. Ahu kuo pau. Helloooo fiekaia.
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The way I would introduce my tauolunga with no teki2 🫶🏽
So I heard there is a wedding and the couple have invited people who have to rsvp and then pay for their own seat 🤯
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I’ve closed myself off from my family for so long and being with them tonight makes my heart flutter ✨🦋
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I don’t know what I’m annoyed at more, the fact that I wasted my time reading this shit, or the stupidity of all parties involved. Fanga usi, fule’i 🖕🏾
In 2004 Donna Summers was a manager at McDonalds. She received a call from a police officer who said a customer believed a young woman in the store had stolen her wallet out of her purse. Donna had an employee who matched the description, and called her into the back office.
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This right here is the problem. Too many of us let shit like that progress, contributing to this to’onga fklaulaupisi these GROWN men have. The audacity.
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Omw from Australia - U.K I noticed a P.I man wearing a MMT jersey. I was so loto mafana I kaila “Mate Ma’a Tonga kiai” and he kaila “Mate Ma’a Tonga kiai ” back 😂. I caught up with the couple later in Qatar and they were very kind and excited to see their son play 🥹🫶🏾
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My dad’s so cut that I didn’t wish him a Father’s Day 😂. Sir, It was in May. Oua hiki mai ki mulini o fy me’a fo’ou.
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When Taniela Tupou tata’o I screamed “Teke Veitongo” only to have the Vaini people almost tuhu’i my fo’i eyeballs out. Ieee, fkmau koloa pehe ai ho mou va a la e 🙄. Teke Doves 😂💫.
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So proud of our kii fonua 🥹🇹🇴
And Tonga has finished in second place at a tie with Mexico, South Korea and Tanzania!!! Proud Silver Medalists!! Massive congratulations
#TeamTonga
The future is bright for these young scientists! 🥈🥈🥈 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💯💯💯🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴
📷 Sioto Fine
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My Aunty asked me to go with her daughter to Fiji for two days so I can get her vai haka all expenses paid and I love this for me 😂 might even kaiha’a a vai haka 🤫😂😂😂
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My nana’s been at mine the past three days and it’s so good having her, I feel like we’re back in Tonga. Too far if I ask her to haiane my ahimays 👀💀
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Ok but why do you as a full Caucasian man have an Islander sleeve 🕵🏾
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I caught my first solo flight from London to Qatar and today from Nadi to Sydney. Who is sheeee, it’s giving grown 🧞♀️
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Who’s your daddy?? 🫥😂
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The best sio kakai is at LDS church dances 😂 we love a sio mei tu’a 💀😂
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With respect, I’ve never heard a Tongan say, “Amanaki keu eva atu ki he Cook Islands”
The Cook Islands should ban Tongans from ever going over for a holiday 🙃🙃
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Ka ko hai nane talange ka Aki ke ne fkfofonga’i mau3? Annie, Aki and Ali’s boyfriend need a hidding.
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No because why am I hosting a party and regretting it because all I want to do is play cod 🫠
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The way this person really thought they were going to come for our superstar Tahahivasiana and get away with it. Nevurrrrr ia.
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I know so many church girls who refuse to listen to songs with any profanity but will happily lift their legs on the low 💀💀💀 make it make sense @ my cousins * cough *
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It hits different when your ass gets handed to you in your native tongue.
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Mango VV > Every other mango out there
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I now can’t wait to get a monomono with my face on it and foaki it to my husbands mum as my Koloa foaki….for what? ✨For free✨.
And this is how all my nephews feel about my fiancé🤣 They really don’t want me getting me married lmao and it’s the cutest🥺❤️
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When you purposely try and come late to sacrament only to get it delivered to you in front of all your family in the hall 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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Havili and Hopoate better hope Tonga win coz no matter how good they play te nau hanga atu ka naua 😂😂😂😂😂
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Update: I made this and my nana said it was ta’eoli and proceeded to make Lu 🙃 donnn’t respekkk meeee
Idk if other Pacific Islanders do this as well, in a Tongan family if you don’t go to church it’s your responsibility to have the house clean and the food ready by the time those who went to church come back…… 📞👵🏾
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@_ParadiseParis1
She better hope it doesn’t happen frfr because lawyers finna have a field day with this tweet lol
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Being dumb is already bad enough but being dumb and fiepoto, bruvaaaa. What a fkn combination 🤌🏾
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Not my parents thinking it’s a good idea for me to move to Fiji next year 😳. It’s the lose yaqona every day fahhhh me.
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The first red flag should’ve been the fact that Lennaya talked to his cousins first. Atunga ia kai toenga kai 😭😭😭.
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Free my mum from saying “hako na’a forget” and thinking she’s cool 💀
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Most people crave chocolate when on their period, I’m craving kapakapa’i sipi 🥴.
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It’s my dad about to ngahii one of my guy friends for vomitting in his garden the other day 🫠🫠🫠 grog sa grog gaaaaa 🫣
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Coz we’re fieiilo 🧞♀️
Nah but why do Tongans go on YouTube nd atch other Tongans weddings, Funeral, Proposals, basically everything Tongan related??!! 🤣🤣
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Totally unrelated but how fkn ridiculous does the S look when they do it 😂😂😂 it’s giving mahaki moa
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“OKU NEVURRR”
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To’okutu hit different when it’s in the ngeesi niu 🤤🤤🤤
Sundays in Tonga are never complete without umu🇹🇴
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@OnikaQOR
A Barb at heart but BFFR Nicki said she’s the coach and Cardi the QB, I understand why Cardi took offence but bitch should’ve been grateful to even be acknowledged by the queen 💁🏾♀️💁🏾♀️💁🏾♀️
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Had me at Alexa LEMUsu.
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I hate being in peoples close friends because then it makes you feel obligated to add them to yours smh
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