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First bonus content available in Patreon.🥳We're taking a deep dive into the Twitter history of @TESLAcharts . Witness the transformation from a simple chart maker to a crazy conspiracy theorist here👇
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Tesla on the news - 7 years ago: "Tesla CEO Elon Musk says a lot of bold things. But he may have just outdone himself. Musk told investors on the company's earnings conference call that Tesla could be worth $700 billion by 2025."😱 @elonmusk
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On this day 12 years ago, $TSLA had its IPO day. If you had bought the stock then at the opening for $3.40 ($17 pre-split), you'd be up over 20,000% today.🤯
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To be fair, it would have been a little bit awkward if @elonmusk had attended the funeral.🤭
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Tesla on the news - 5 years ago: Bob Lutz: "Tesla has no … tech advantage, no software advantage, no battery advantage. No advantages whatsoever."
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Let's see how well this Gordon Johnson interview from 3 years ago aged...
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Can't wait to see the Tesla Semi deliver Cybertrucks like this:
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"You led, Mary. You did it!" #MaryLed $GM
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In honor of Giga Berlin-Brandenburg delivering its first Tesla Model Ys, here's a collection of old predictions from our $TSLAQ friends.🤡
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BREAKING: Nikola reveals the Nikola Bot with water fountain!🤯
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Now that the Semi delivery event has been held, it was time for me to dig into my archives.😉 Here's a delivery of a full truckload of $TSLAQ tweets about the Tesla Semi.
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$TSLA up 4 Gordons!?!? This is insane!🤣🔥
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BREAKING: @SpaceX Crew-2 capsule spotted flying around 15,500 miles per hour on autopilot without driver on the seat! @ConsumerReports engineers expected to run some tests.
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When @elonmusk tweets
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Sorry guys, but it had to be done. It's just part of my grieving process.😄
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Cybertruckload full of $TSLAQ tweets! Sorry it took a long time, I had some health issues slowing me down... But it's finally here! A collection of Cybertruck tweets from your favorite $TSLA short sellers.🥳
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THIS DAY IN THE LIFE OF @TeslaHistorian This is my Tesla. It was paid by $TSLA. I named it "The Squeeze".
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Damn, it was such a safe bet!😄 @BradMunchen
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: It's the 3-year anniversary of this great prediction🤡
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Tesla on the news - 4 years ago: "Tesla CEO Elon Musk is a nice guy who doesn’t know how to run a car company" “Tesla has no … tech advantage, no software advantage, no battery advantage. No advantages whatsoever"
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In celebration of yesterday's 3 Gordons move up on $TSLA stock, I decided to photoshop a tribute to one of the greatest Wall Street Analysts. Planning to use these every time $TSLA is up 1-4 Gordons.🤭
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"We keep putting gems on it (Model 3), like the fart app, of course, that's one of my favorites. Perhaps my finest work." @elonmusk , Tesla shareholder meeting - 11.6.2019
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Today marks the two year anniversary of my favourite @elonmusk tweet. The most painful 'lol' ever delivered. You sir are a savage.😄
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: According to $TSLA bears, Tesla's products are always delayed and competitors' are on time. Here's few clowns from 5 years ago hyping up BMW i5 that was supposed to be available in 2019, but is now delayed to 2023.🤡
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Just visiting a timestamped tweet.🤷‍♂️ @TESLAcharts 5 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Remember that critically important day one year ago? When VW ID.3 surpassed Model 3 in Norway for two months?😱 Since then, Tesla has been flopping around like a dying fish.😢 #ButNorway #CompetitionCameAndWentAway
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Tesla on the news - 2 years ago: $TSLA up almost +1400% since this "news article".🤭
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$TSLA up 2 Gordons in the premarket.🤯🔥
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If charts are not your thing, this is how Tesla Model 3 entered European EV markets in Q1:
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On this day 9 years ago, Homer Simpson met @elonmusk
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Two years ago we witnessed the greatest $TSLAQ tweet of all time! In 3 trading days, $TSLA was up +50% reaching all-time highs. And the shorts were burning!🔥🔥🔥 And it was only the beginning as the $TSLA short sellers lost $40.1 billion that year.💀
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Remember this Tesla killer? The dead Tesla Model Y sold 759k units in 2022 and Jaguar I-Pace sold 62k units. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @Dope007 5 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: I really thought @BradMunchen would not be around in 2023.🤷‍♂️ @BradMunchen 4 years ago:
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Tesla on the News - 4 years ago: "What they produce can be produced by Mercedes, BMW, Toyota, Nissan. Anybody in the world can make it eventually, at much lower cost and probably much more efficiently."
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Hey @Seawolfcap , thanks for the excellent insight 2 years ago.🤭
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@elonmusk may be late, but he always delivers.🔥
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Don't listen to the rumous about there being a $TSLA factory in Germany.🤡 @TESLAcharts 2 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Competition is coming... since 2016. @markbspiegel 84 months ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Revisiting this one year after to see who was right. Yes, definitely a flop.🤭
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: I miss @librab103 , one of the greatest fudsters.😊 @librab103 3 years ago:
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Saturday night with Bob and Doug.🥴
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: We are finally there! Today every new car model from a major OEM comes with OTA update capability.🥳 I heard it from this expert:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: 5 years ago, Tesla shared a picture of the new Model 3 production line and the short sellers were trying to debunk the picture as fake.😄
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: 2 years ago we almost lost Gali to the dark side.😱
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Tesla up one Gordon in premarket.🤭
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Let's start with the king of the clowns, @TESLAcharts . Apparently Tesla couldn't afford to build this factory and all work that was done was just to create headlines and pump up the stock price.🤷‍♂️
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Another FUDtastic year wrapped up. In 2020, the $TSLA short sellers took such a beating that there wasn't a lot of predictions made for 2021. I was warned not to mock $TSLAQ too much as I would regret it at the end of 2021. Let's see who is regretting what...
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BREAKING: $TSLA short seller spotted in red Model 3 while waiting for $TSLA to go bankrupt.💀
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👻 🎃 Tesla owners w/ smart summon getting ready for Halloween like 😄: @elonmusk @Tesla #tesla $TSLA
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: There's always demand for embarrassing tweets like this.🤭 @WehbyJammin 3 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: In 2023, Tesla Model Y sold 1,2 million units and Jaguar I-Pace sold 6,752 units🤷‍♂️ @Dope007 6 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Oh wow, I can't believe it's already 9 years since Toyota developed solid-state batteries.🤡 @markbspiegel 9 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: One year ago $TSLA's inclusion to S&P 500 was announced and it was supposed to be the top for the stock price according to @TommyThornton . 🤭
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Unfortunately, he is still here tweeting nonsense.🤦‍♂️ @BradMunchen 4 years ago:
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Going through Neuralink presentation and noticed this. I'm glad there's a possible cure for $TSLA short sellers. I heard this illness has cost $24 billion already this year.🤕
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I know I'm late with this but we reached 5 Gordons!!!🥳🔥🔥🔥
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Speaking of epic failures... 🤭 @BradMunchen 3 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: This didn't age well🤭
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Thanks for all the feedback💚 Clearly there's no demand problem for old Gordon Johnson videos, so I'll definitely keep making more of those! Until then, enjoy this short clip from 5 years ago, where he is talking about Cathie Wood. Oh, the irony on this one...🤣
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Great predictions!🤡 @C_S_Skeptic 2 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Imagine the Model Y sales figures today if the car wouldn't be a failure! 🤭 @BradMunchen 3 years ago:
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I heard from a reliable source that @elonmusk has changed his baby's name from 'X Æ A-12 Musk' to 'X Æ A-12/9 Musk'.🤔
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. @elonmusk GOT SERVED!!!!!🤣 Look at that victory dance from Ron Baron! You going to just take that, Elon?!?!
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As $TSLA nears $900, here's how legendary investor and early investor Ron Barron is feeling:
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Damn, already sold out!🤷‍♂️
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On this day, 9 years ago, it was finally possible to drive across the US using the @Tesla Supercharger network of 64 charging stations. Today there are 1,833 Supercharger stations in US. Here's US Supercharger map in 2014 vs today:
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"Do you think you can catch Tesla by 2025?" Mary Barra on CNBC 2 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN THE LIFE OF @TeslaHistorian : I can't believe it! Thanks to one generous soul, who wishes to remain anonymous, I'm now going to CYBRTRK event. I'm speechless!!! Thank you all for spreading the word!💚💚💚
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: This tweet aged well.🤷‍♂️ @TESLAcharts 4 years ago:
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Here's @fly4dat , who thought that the factory would most likely be cancelled as there is no demand in Europe and competition is coming.🤭 Can't wait to see what the European sales numbers are in a year from now!
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Tesla on the news - 3 years ago: "EV sales are going to tank, badly, and even Tesla’s electric magic will be powerless to stop a sales blackout."🤭
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: I really didn't think @BradMunchen would be around in 2022.🤷🏼‍♂️
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: One year ago $TSLA went down 17% to $72 ($360 pre split) before starting the long climb up. Here are some great tweets from that day.🤭
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: In 2022, Model Y was the 6th best selling vehicle in US with about 250k units delivered. Hey @fly4dat , I assume Mach-E deliveries were about the same, right?😉
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: @TommyThornton I sincerely hope you feel comfortable looking at this tweet from 2 years ago.🤭
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: What is sad, is that people actually tried to warn them and this was a common reply.🤦‍♂️ @fly4dat 2 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Hey @BertelSchmitt , you really stepped in it with this tweet 3 years ago.💩
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Tesla on the news - 4 years ago:
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. @BusinessInsider then and now: Wilko Andreas Stark, Mercedes' VP of strategy, 4 years ago: "Tesla did a great job as a frontrunner, but all of the others will come now. We believe our vehicles coming up are more attractive to Tesla in the long term."
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: I love this bull vs bears conversation from two years ago.😄
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Hey @John54436259 , can I get an update for this 2 year old post?🤔
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The Great Dumpster Fire of $TSLA Q2 Predictions! Like your favorite $TSLAQ #DumDums predictions and let's see who is the king of the dumpster.
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BREAKING: VW ID.3 sales down -60% from October in Norway. Demand cliff?!?!? 😏 $TSLA $TSLAQ
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The final Q1 registration data from Norway is in and VW's Tesla killer, the ID.3, is not doing that well...🤔 #ButNorway #DemandCliff #TSLAQ
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On this day in 2020, Ron Baron took a victory lap at CNBC. It was beautiful!🤩
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: RIP $TSLA 🤭 @Dope007 5 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: If he saves lives as well as he shorts $TSLA, then stay far away from him!😬 @markbspiegel @stanphylcap 8 years ago:
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Then Now
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Giga Berlin must be fake🤷‍♂️ @TESLAcharts 4 years ago:
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Made a short visit to Shortville. Looks quite stormy out there.🤭
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@vincent13031925 @elonmusk What do you have against those poor palm trees?🌴😢🌴😢
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Dear $TSLA, This is getting ridiculous!
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: What a timing! 😆 @NickVRamos 2 years ago:
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Tesla on the news - 11 years ago: "Sure, the Model S could be a stunning success, but even if it is, Audi will already have small premium EVs ready to go by the time it launches, meaning Tesla has nowhere to run downmarket."🤭
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: As a friendly reminder to all the haters.😉 @TESLAcharts 3 years ago:
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@elonmusk I would settle for this.🚀🚗⚽
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Wolverine attacked SpaceX Dragon Crew Capsule and no one is talking about it?
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Hey @BradMunchen , this tweet of yours from 2 years ago was an epic failure🤡
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Tesla on the news - 8 years ago: "Toyota expects to sell more than 30,000 annually by 2020." "Toyota's Mirai launch means the fuel-cell car has officially made the move from concept car to market-ready. Tesla Motors should be worried."
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THIS DAY IN $TSLAQ HISTORY: Remember 5 years ago when we hit "peak $TSLA "?🤡
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